Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
22 Mar 2015 public water inspector Public pools without lifeguards. Be sure to check to see if they use a product that turns the water blue if someone (you) urinates in the water before filling your lungs with pool water. The only way this wont work for you is if you have a problem getting into water where the number one contaminant is human feces.
20 Mar 2015 tim horton Play on the train tracks or in the street. Try swallowing glass marbles first. Upon impact the marbles will shatter and shred you internally causing rapid and massive blood loss. Your death will come in seconds.
16 Feb 2015 bop pah buh da There is nothing like self inflicted pain to give one a sence of being complete or whole. Stick needles under the skin on the bottom of your feet and walk aroynd. Soon enough you will be hypnotized and then you eeilk
16 Feb 2015 spank the kids foundation. NOTICE: The fucking problem is NOT if some kids see this site. The problem is what kind of parent would allow a child on the internet without supervision? The reason so many kids kill themselves is bad parents anyway. Its why you hear kids throwing a fit in public. Its why there are so many provlems with socioty. Its not the internet or this site or the stuff they put in the water or vacinations... its the fact parents dont spank that ass anymore. In fact, thats what all you suicidal kids really need. A spanking. And i mean whelp that ass up with various shades of brusises. That will make you spoiled kids act right. Do the world a favor and spank a kid today. And dont forget, if you make a donation not only will we be able to spank 83little african kids per dollar you include in your generous donation but also on top of that you will recieve a limited edition cane from thailand made for canning bear bottoms until they are raw and strips of skin are hanging. Limited supply available.
11 Feb 2015 pimprenelle with a plastic bag on your head. like suffocating. so much fun.
28 Dec 2014 the legend. Pay a hooker to sit on your face and smother you. Death by ass. No better way to go.
12 Nov 2014 julian drink drain-o
07 Nov 2014 Weenus420 Ebola
20 Jul 2014 maple syrup and meatballs Ladies and Germs, you are invited to turd fest 2014. It will be the last week of august and will take place in any major city in canada. Planes and helicopters will fly overhead dropping tons of human feces on the cities as people below grab handfulls of excremint and rub it all over thier naked bodies and sing canadas anthem, O Canada, O Canada...
03 Jul 2014 world famous in 17 seconds Wait until the world cup. Run out center field totaly nude and shoot yourself in the head.

Tip: aim so your brains splatter on the security guards.
02 Jul 2014 sarah connor This site is full of witches that are casting spells on your mind for you to commit suicide and become so lustful you will nonstop maturbate 24/7. I know this because I had to go to the exsorcist and be sprinkled with water that made me catch on fire and smoke. They beat me with a rod until the demon came out of me. To stop this from happening I had several surgeries that transformed me into a cyborg. Now my problem is invisible robots keep molesting me in my sleep.
02 Jul 2014 zane overdose on Viagra,your gentials will fly off and hit china. and you die.
30 Jun 2014 midget stew Take everything out of your refrigerator. Unplug it. Crawl inside and shut the door behind you. The door will seal and you wont be able to open it. You will suffocate.
30 Jun 2014 :( :( :( I ran over my kitten with my bike and its intestines squirted out its butt. It started to run away and the intestines were trailing behind. I feel so bad now. It ran under the house and it died. It smells bad. It was an accident. I did not mean to kill mr. Fluffy. I just want to die now because I did such a bad thing. I am going to jump in front of a truck. I am so sorry mr. Fluffy.
28 Jun 2014 save the rainforest The best way would be to hold in you poop. You will get impaction and die from toxicity. It only takes about a month. It will also give people something to laugh about. They will say you are so full of shit your ass hurts. Stuff like that. Not to mention all the toilet paper you will save will equate to more trees not cut down.
28 Jun 2014 chilly willy Liquid nitrogen enema. Freezing booty holes since 1999.
21 Jun 2014 dempsy davendish gone wild Tie a concrete block to your ankles. Throw the block in a lake or other body of water. This will drag you under and you will drown. Unless a shark eats you first.
19 Jun 2014 mystery shopper #53 There was a newspaper article about a female satanist promising sex to random male internet perverts however, she didnt give them sex, she murdered them. What a tease.
16 Jun 2014 hypodermic needle theory Drain a pint of blood every day for a week. Once you become weak someone will take you to a doctor. The doctor will attempt to diagnose you and will need a blood sample. Make this last blood sample be the last of your blood. The doctor or nurse will drain the last drop of blood and you will die. The doctor will recieve some traumatic memories which will haunt them.
09 Jun 2014 Mary Soder Self crucifiction. Hard part would be hammering the last nail in

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