What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|05 Apr 2019
||Shove pencils in your nose and slam your head hard on a table for instant death
|05 Apr 2019
||Put two pencils in your nose and slam your head onto a table for immediate death
|27 Mar 2019
||Get molested by invisible robots and tell someone. When you go back to bed they will cook your brains with a laser and replace your brain with an alien parasite that will control your body by connecting to your brain stem.
|26 Mar 2019
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||Get a boob job. Make those boobs so big when you run they will rip off from the weight and expose your heart and lungs. Just look in the mirror as your heart stops beating. The only down side to this is you wont be able to rub your nipples.
|25 Mar 2019
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|22 Mar 2019
||Run a needle through my neck
|12 Mar 2019
||whip the nae nae
|12 Jan 2019
||never in ur life
|30 Dec 2018
||Kriy Di Wulfe
||You go on too e621.net and fap to alot of gay yiff for 24/7 until your body shuts down.
|20 Nov 2018
||snap your neck
|19 Nov 2018
||I knew i would find you here. Reading. You are so predictable. I have taken up a new hobby. I must tell you all about it. Spear hunting. Mostly wild pigs and bears. It is such a rush to spear a pig that is charging you. But there are no words for running a spear into a bear. I am no spear chucker. Oh no. I get up close. Ambush and stab the spear into the bears heart. Then once the bear is dead i tea bag it. For those who dont know, that means i squat down over its face, putting my testicles in the bears face. All three of them. I take a selfie in mid squat and upload it to facebook.
|26 Oct 2018
||Needle nose pliars. Shove them up your nose, grab your brain and pull it out. Put your brain in a jar of your favorite pickle vinegar. I like bread and butter flavor. After a few days eat your own brain.
|12 Oct 2018
||I would hang myself, but first I would dress out very slutty, so my parents would get a double chock about watching their only 12 year daughter dressed out like a whore with garterbelt nylon stockings stilettos...all in black of course. I`ve seen real hangings on youtube, and it seem to be over very fast, I hope it is not too painful...would I get an orgasm while I hang? I wish
|09 Oct 2018
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||Get one of those lasers that removes hair. Point it at your forehead and it will slowly burn a hole in your skin, ever so slowly thru your skull and into your brain. Once it burns completely thru your skull it will catch your pillow on fire. And the smoke will go thru your laser hole in your head which will preserve your brain. Then they can hook your dead corpse to a computer with sensors and send a small electrical pulse into your brain and download your memories into a hard drive and load that into a computer running the latest A.I. and you family can talk to the computer as if its you. You can even think about them as your last thoughts and the computer will tell them your last thoughts. Computers and science has come a long way since glass tubes. Those things are really only good these days to be disassembled and hooked up to a vaccuum pump for your nipples.
|08 Oct 2018
||Just watch for the big tree trimming truck to come by that trim limbs off power lines. Walk by like everything is normal. When the workers walk away from the chipper run and jump into where they throw the limbs and it chipps the limbs up. It will shred you in less than 2 seconds.
|07 Oct 2018
||the nipple thief
||Play in a meteor shower. Preferably naked with nipple clamps clamped securely in place.
|07 Oct 2018
||To get crushed by an elephant paynus. Did you know an elephant paynus can weigh up to 800 kilograms? Once fully extended an elephant paynus can pin you to the ground and suffocate you in seconds? If it extends rapidly it can strike with such force it will crush your skull. You could also try to cut it off with a sword. But dont use stainless steel because stainless is prone to shatter or shear when impact force occurs with a material that is harder than stainless steel, and elephant paynus is much harder than stainless, or even a sword forged from meteor rocks and quenched with liquid nitrogen. In fact the little hammers used to break big diamonds into smaller diamonds are made from elephant paynus.
|04 Oct 2018
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||Go to a public swimming pool with a life guard. Pretend to have drown. Let them rescue you. When they do begin CPR scream real loud and scare them.
|03 Oct 2018
||go to the convenient store, get a bleach and wash your eyes, and eat your babies.
|17 Sep 2018
||shove a bomb in your ass