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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
09 Aug 2020 ......... Do a backflip off a 20 story high building and have a bomb ready and land on a crowd of people and blow it up, or set yourself on fire in front of your parents.
29 Jul 2020 ............ Impale yourself on a sword.
21 Jul 2020 пнамиро засунуть голову или прыгнуть сразу в мясорубку
20 Jul 2020 BigFatPenisCuntPotato69 stick your eyes in a toaster
18 Jul 2020 Cu Enfia uma agulha no cu e morre
05 Jul 2020 [W-G]HarlandKearney probably the best and most painful way to die, is to have a fight with me IRL. i live 2 lon yr orsaf ch7 1gt and i would smack about any one of you silly little boys
03 Jul 2020 русская забей в интернете смертельную дозу корвалола
29 Jun 2020 Prof Thomas Kessler Turn on your grill. wait till the nasty smoke is gone. you can eat a bratwurst or dring a Sternburg or what you disgusting non germans do.
Later go with the grill in to a closed space (garages are perfect).. be carfull not to burn yourself you want death not pain you can even play music or watch your favorit movie and wait.
19 Jun 2020 Mike Over-beat your meat
01 Jun 2020 jefarious the nefarious wear blackface to the george floyd riots (works especially well with a maga hat)
it would be funny! cmon do it
11 Apr 2020 truth syrum Watch the news. A little bit of you dies each time. And remember one day when it gets bad and you are starving, your pets can be eaten. So dont get to attached.
09 Apr 2020 shreksex the best way to kill yourself is to hold your poop. eat 200 cans of beans, and lots of mashed potatoes. then dont let yourself poop. the poop will slowly start filling up your intestines, rising up to your throat and coming out your mouth. then you will suffocate. if you dont, your brain will fill with poo, and you will no longer exist. by the way this is one of my kinks so if you also like this, hmu daddy. ;)
08 Apr 2020 Thanos Yell "Allah Akbar" in a U.S airport.
02 Apr 2020 Nigger Shove a industrial Fryer into your rectum
30 Mar 2020 Adolf Beat your meat so much your skin falls off
30 Mar 2020 artificial imagination Many of you are to young to remember the days when micheal jackson was still black. Oh those were the days. The days of prozac and cocaine. Those were the days of break dancing and when being a white supremeist was socially accepted. The days when being queer was frowned upon. It was a time when the mullet hair style was popular. It was a time when the poor people could not afford a leather jacket but it was ok because the affordable denim jacket was cool. But these days are long gone. It became uncool to be black and so micheal jackson became white. Some experts say micheal jackson turned white because at some point in time it people became afraid of the negros and this made it harder for parents to accept huge sums of money to let their children sleep over at micheals house so he could molest them. And not only the parents but also the children trusted him more. But you see micheal jackson is now tormented in hell. Demons make him dance, then rip his face off and wipe their ass with it. Then they rape him. Every single day his face grows back and it starts all over for him. Yes boys and girls the good ole days are long gone. Now we have locusts and earthquakes and hurricanes and tsunamis and sink holes and droughts and wild fires and people killing people we have popes leading masses straight to see micheal jackson. I often wonder if pope francis will get to buttfuck micheal jackson in hell or if they will just crucify the pope in hell. They both like children under 13. Just write the pope and tell him your age and that you have never been molested before and you wanted to go to the vatican for a 2 week molestation fest. Then you will want to kill yourself because he has herpes.
21 Mar 2020 cool boy chopping your penis off with a machete and bleeding out
26 Jan 2020 ACreator First, you aquire some Clorox, pull a knife from your ass, and proceed to chug some Clorox while stabbing yourself.
22 Dec 2019 Mike hunt Headbutt a nail
19 Dec 2019 a friendly shopper that snapped. The other day i went to the store. It was super busy and packed with shoppers. There was a big fat guy there who was obnoxious and being ignored because he was interrupting another customer/store associate conversation. The fat fuck didn't seem to care about waiting his turn and just started getting louder and louder asking the same series of questions. Where are the prunes? Do you have any prunes? I finally spoke up and said there are prunes over there and pointed, on aisle, don't be rude or your bowels get stopped up. Every shopper began laughing and acting shocked. The fat ass tried to act unphased but his cheeks were bright red. The guy obviously had bowel problems and probably because he eats to much. He is the kind of guy who stays single his whole life because he is so open to speak about his restroom experiences. He needs those prunes because his turds are as big as his cankles. So i met him in the parking lot with a ski mask on. I robbed him of his prunes, money, and shoes. I made him eat all his snack cakes right there telling him he was going to suffer the worst constipation he ever had. I kicked him right in his fat gut and left. Since i kept his government issued photo i.d. i went to his house. He was laying on the floor of his restroom crying from being constipated. He had been giving himself enemas. I kicked him in his fat belly again and handcuffed him. I made him eat all the food in his house. I told him his fat ass was going to die from not being able to shit. He started shaking and sobbing. I put a bag over his head and said i will come back every day and feed your fat ass until you die. I told him if one piece of shit comes out of your ass i will cut you open and tie your intestines in a knot and sew you back up and make you eat food everyday until you die. I told him i was going to take pictures and video him and send it to his mother so she could see how disgusting he is and that all this happened because he was rude in the store. If you had just been cool and not raised your voice over everyone to get your selfish way you could have enjoyed the rest of your geeky constipated life where you stay a virgin forever because you are to fat to even see your dick. But no. You think you are so important. How important will you be as a corpse with 15 kilos of dried up impacted shit inside you? Fuck you you fucking fatfucking fuckass. So tomorrow when i go back i am going to feed him oatmeal with sawdust and metal filings. Once he is impacted i am going to kick him in his rock hard impacted turd filled gut.

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