Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
07 Oct 2019 Retard Watch Squidward taking a shit from Deviantart. While your room is nothing but dark, sooner or later. Some big ass dipshit will take you to any big city in Ohio, where you will work as a cobbler for the rest of your miserable life.
25 Sep 2019 MrStealYoGirl by shooting yourself in the head with 2 desert eagles at the same time and playing some Japanese heavy metal dubstep
16 Sep 2019 moehammid ali dean I think it may be a cultural thing. For instance if you are born and raised in the west they will tell you there is no best answer. If you are born in the middle east they will tell you the best way is with one of those special vests and that method will bring 72 virgins in the afterlife. I never understood how they got the number 72. And wont that be special. 72 virgins will only be a virgin once for all of eternity. And then no more virgins for you mr. Suicide vest guy. Unless of course, the special vest blows off your ding a ling. Then they would be a virgin forever. But the rest of the world knows the truth. The 72 virgins are actually male demons in hell with genetalia like an elephant but is rotting flesh from all the diseases and flesh rotting bacteria. They have been in hell for thousands of years and they are going to bend you over and take turns with you. You will get analy raped 72 times a day for all eternity mr. Special vest guy. And the whole time you will be whipped if you dont say haaah-la hak-bar, salami lick em, lick em salami.
09 Sep 2019 make it stop, just make it stop please! I ate a medium sized bowl of beans today at lunch. This gas is killing me. Oh its awful. Its already bad but the last bit of aroma gets worse going to a putrid burnt pop corn smell. And I am bigg ripping it every two or three minutes.
08 Sep 2019 white pants parade Go jogging while on your period with no clothes on. Period blood going everywhare
03 Sep 2019 menstral menstrations of mental divergence Associate with people. Anyone. A little part of you will die with your interactions with each person. This is due to either they will lie to you, cheat you, use you, or they will just be a complete utterly useless sack of shit with the IQ of a small matchbox full of grean peas. It is amazing how humans have survived for thousands of years. And the funny thing is they just keep getting dumber and dumber. This will take a lot of time. If you want something quick go into a womans restroom and get all the "sanitary napkins" also known as maxi pads or tampons. Put the pads in your pockets and hang the tampon strings around your ears or necklace. The smell of menstration attracts bears. And bears will eat you.
24 Aug 2019 fuckass mass murder then drown yourself in the blood of your victims xoxo gossip girl
18 Aug 2019 captor I met an alien with big tits. She said her species is dying off from a disease and she needed to take back dna samples from three land animals. I told her to just stay on earth but she said she was the only survivor with big tits and her genes must carry on. I said thats not going to happen and hit her in the head with a baseball bat and took her to my basement and chained her up. I still have her. I do not really know what to do with her. She can clean and cook so i am thinking sell her to whoever offers the most money. Let the bidding start at 10k.
12 Aug 2019 skunk genocide. I have begun a new hobbie. Its called hair plucking. All you need is some tweezers. You pluck one hair at a time. If you pluck more than one its ok. No one is going to hold it against you. I actually have two new hobbies. The othe hobbie is trapping animals. I like foothold traps. I skin the animals and tan their hides. I trapped a skunk and i asked someone what to do. There is a product called skunk sleeper. It is a syringe on a stick. The stick is a paint roller extension pole, for painting celings or tall walls. The syringe screws on. The man told me the best liquid to put in the syringe is acetone. I tried this and the skunk started convulsing and shaking and acting like it was in tremendous pain but died quickly. I have been thinking about trying other chemicals. Such as motor oil or brown gravy.
04 Aug 2019 Sarah Pulling you nails 1 by 1
Cutting of you fingers and toes 1 by 1
Cutting of your arms and legs 1 by 1
Pull out your eyes
You should be dead
27 Jul 2019 D.A.R.I.H. Sniffest thou mine own strawberry tart of thine own will? Thou seeping menstral cunt. Thou art to vile even for the vulture to devour. Even the maggot is repulsed by thee.
19 Jul 2019 M-uh-lee with an M. I need a break. A vacation. I want to go to the annual gooch waxing festival. The only problem is i can not find a muzzle for my itty bitty ensie wensie Shitzu puppy and festival rules is all dogs must be leashed and muzzled. A few years back an unmuzzled dog bit someone right after getting their gooch waxed. They ended up loosing the use of the left side of their labia. I am not sure how they lost that. But anyway, i am just not sire about that right now.
16 Jul 2019 Chisa Mixing bleach and ammonia
15 Jul 2019 bob ross penis enlargement pills
07 Jul 2019 habitual rubber of the nips Adams. The two fingers, index and middle finger must be held together and straight. Knuckles locked. Place the tips of the fingers off center of your nipple and in a counter clockwise motion ... rub the nips. Dont stop. Not even until Saturday after next. Keep going. Now say it with me, "ahhhhhhh yea, ahhhhh yea..."
27 Jun 2019 Jason Dean Drink a mug full of no-rust-buildup cleaner.
23 Jun 2019 a scary fairy tail, by QUINCY JONES So there i was on a tuesday night, lost in the woods. I was trying to look up at the stars to find my way but the canopy was dense. After many hours i came to a brook and there was a clearing ahead. I could hear the crickets, and the tree frogs singing. And in the distance i could hear wolves howling and sasquatch mating calls. As i came into the clearing i looked up, and i saw the north star. I got my heading and as i turned to go back to my cabin i saw a frightening sight. A blazing steed. It was blacker than the night sky, hooves, mane and tail a bright crimson flame, and behind the blazing steed was a trail of flames 2o meters in height. Anything that touched these flames was turned to ash instantly. There was a man in a black robe upon the steed and he carried a scythe. From the clouds to me it traveled in a blink of an eye. I was frozen in fear as the man drew his scythe. I thought this is it, i am going to die. The blade sliced thru me and the steed rared up on his hind legs snorting flames and smoke. The figure laughed. And they galloped away. I thought i am not dead. I felt a burning sensation and i looked down and my nipples were blazing crimson. Errupting like a volcano with fire and ash. I didnt quite know what to do so i began to rub them with a tincture of aloe and lanolin mixed in bees wax with a light hint of patchouli. The flames quenched and i am haunted by images in my mind of the blazing steed, coming to set my nipples on fire. The End.
22 Jun 2019 Jackson shit your guts out
15 Jun 2019 quincy, the quadruple nippled wonder This year in my garden i grew some various varieties of mint. I crushed up some leaves and made hot tea. My whole body felt relaxed, my mind felt alert. I read up on this tea to see whats what. Turns out mint tea is even good for depressed and whiney little nipple penis having scumbags, such as yourself. Dont let that get you down though, at least you can read. Indeginous countries, such as those found in africa have an education system that is failing the youth. So lets light some candles and have a moment of silence to remember all those in liberia who have HIV. They say in liberia bushmeat also called monkey meat has a sweet flavor. And they didnt even put mint leaves on the meat.
11 Jun 2019 Quincy McQuincy, son of Quincy Have you ever wondered about some words. Extraordinary. This word means the opposite of the two words that make up this compound word. Extra + ordinary. What genius came up with this oral defecation of a word? Let us never speak this word again, extraordinary. But on a more positive note i learned of a new product you can buy. Mothers love nipple cream. Its for nipple fissures and chaffed nipples. It is very good at locking the moisture in. So dont woory about getting those nips worn off by a pencil eraser.

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