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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|06 Nov 2020||kingston||hi welcome so um lets do this 23 ways to kill your self that<s right 23. 1 jump off a buliding duh. 2 drink acid. 3 eat alot of thumb tacks there not cheap so you be broke and dead. 4 use a chain saw and tear out your spine. 5 jack it to death. 6 not a fan of the last one cut off your penis and bleed to death. 7 eat a eel spine there sharp really sharp. 8 cover your self in honey go knock down wasp hive. 9 get a head ache then drink and eat everthing you have. 10 stab your self im not that boring so do it with a eel spine. 11 get aborted wait . 12 go to a shop then shoot yourself with a eel spine. 13 eat all the burger king foot letus. 14 just sit forever i mean you cant get up for bathroom or water only pussies shoot themself . 15 become a astro nuat then go to the sun . 16 break every window you know of with your head . 17 get ranover. 18 break into a police station with a eel spine. 19 eat human shit then take out your eyes eat them to. 20 over does on eel spines. 21 instead of using hand sanatizer for your hands drinking it would be better. plant bamboo under you then wait bamboo grows fast and it will and can tear threw flesh. 23 realize number 22 didnt have a number in shoc eat a eel spine. 23 pull out your heart and eat it then if you have time swallow a eel spine.|
|05 Nov 2020||andrew wismor the 5th||ok ok so its called jump of death is does your emo child want to kill them self get the jump ahead a ladder for your child all you do is climb the ladder to the highest point and well jump easy for the whole family. jump ahead is not responsible for any one did live through the jump ahead. or surviving . ALSO you can get a free 2 jumps kits for FREE just call 911|
|02 Nov 2020||Cyber||Set yourself on fire! Or jump on a cactus repeatedly! Yay!|
|13 Oct 2020||Gangsta Mario||Jump into a pool of piss and start breathing in like a donkey. That would be funny af|
|23 Sep 2020||rio||well it comes with a litlle spoon thats pink and very cute . with the spoon coated with rat poison , u can lick lick and lick the spoon . when youre done you can gently spoon out your eyes !!! after you do that , pick them up and eat them as your last meal !!!! while you rott on the floor !!! :D|
|25 Aug 2020||Katie||Put gasoline in your mouth and then duct tape your mouth then throw a lighter at yourself|
|15 Aug 2020||...........||Ask your aunt for sex in front of your uncle|
|09 Aug 2020||.........||Do a backflip off a 20 story high building and have a bomb ready and land on a crowd of people and blow it up, or set yourself on fire in front of your parents.|
|29 Jul 2020||............||Impale yourself on a sword.|
|21 Jul 2020||пнамиро||засунуть голову или прыгнуть сразу в мясорубку|
|20 Jul 2020||BigFatPenisCuntPotato69||stick your eyes in a toaster|
|18 Jul 2020||Cu||Enfia uma agulha no cu e morre|
|05 Jul 2020||[W-G]HarlandKearney||probably the best and most painful way to die, is to have a fight with me IRL. i live 2 lon yr orsaf ch7 1gt and i would smack about any one of you silly little boys|
|03 Jul 2020||русская||забей в интернете смертельную дозу корвалола
А ВООБЩЕ СДОХНИ ОТ ГОЛОДОВКИ И СОЖГИ СЕБЯ НА КОСТРЕ
|29 Jun 2020||Prof Thomas Kessler||Turn on your grill. wait till the nasty smoke is gone. you can eat a bratwurst or dring a Sternburg or what you disgusting non germans do.
Later go with the grill in to a closed space (garages are perfect).. be carfull not to burn yourself you want death not pain you can even play music or watch your favorit movie and wait.
|19 Jun 2020||Mike||Over-beat your meat|
|01 Jun 2020||jefarious the nefarious||wear blackface to the george floyd riots (works especially well with a maga hat)
it would be funny! cmon do it
|11 Apr 2020||truth syrum||Watch the news. A little bit of you dies each time. And remember one day when it gets bad and you are starving, your pets can be eaten. So dont get to attached.|
|09 Apr 2020||shreksex||the best way to kill yourself is to hold your poop. eat 200 cans of beans, and lots of mashed potatoes. then dont let yourself poop. the poop will slowly start filling up your intestines, rising up to your throat and coming out your mouth. then you will suffocate. if you dont, your brain will fill with poo, and you will no longer exist. by the way this is one of my kinks so if you also like this, hmu daddy. ;)|
|08 Apr 2020||Thanos||Yell "Allah Akbar" in a U.S airport.|