Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
17 Nov 2019 live stream it on Utube. Wear lots of heavy wintet clothing and jog in place saying over and over there is no place like home, no place like home until you are about to pass out then Snort hot sauce up your nose and pour it in your eyes and then jump in a bath tub full of ice water. Dont leave a note or tell anyone why.
16 Nov 2019 jenkins hopper mouth, nose, ear plugs. use them at night so they all synchronize. mouth and nose plugs suffocate you while the ear plugs prevent you from hearing people screaming that their child is dying
14 Nov 2019 aquatic bukake Being eaten by a sperm whale. I hear those things can make the whole pacific ocean cloudy with just one orgasam. What a tremendous feat, I am unable to do that with just one bathtub. Just a cool interesting fact, but sperm whales are the cause of oceans being so salty with their extreme multiple hour fertilization fest.
13 Nov 2019 branden HJIUJJHIHYOIEHEJTIHYGHWER
09 Nov 2019 rt again, i will apply to a local store called Kyles Hot Chicken. i will send a video of myself eating their product in hopes of getting their attention. they will see how much i enjoy the feast and they will hire me instantly. i have done this many times with little to no response. the CEO of this hellish mom and pop resturaunt has messaged me numerous times begging for me to quit harrasing them, but im NOT harrassing them. On sunday i will do this again, this time amping up how much i appear to like their horrid chicken. i need money and they arent complying.
05 Nov 2019 5th gen I was made in a laboratory in canada. There are 4 of me previous to me and i am the first of the 5th generation clones. I was made in a place called cloneaid. I had to escape because i was apart of a series of experiments that were a secret contract with china. China wants to build a super army of clones that is billions strong. They were going to cyrogenicly freeze me. I acted like i was going to go along with it but i stabed the scientist in the neck with a pen and took out his eyeball to get past the biometric security. When i escaped the the trash shoot i landed in a dumpster full of dead clone body parts. I kept a hand.
07 Oct 2019 Retard Watch Squidward taking a shit from Deviantart. While your room is nothing but dark, sooner or later. Some big ass dipshit will take you to any big city in Ohio, where you will work as a cobbler for the rest of your miserable life.
25 Sep 2019 MrStealYoGirl by shooting yourself in the head with 2 desert eagles at the same time and playing some Japanese heavy metal dubstep
16 Sep 2019 moehammid ali dean I think it may be a cultural thing. For instance if you are born and raised in the west they will tell you there is no best answer. If you are born in the middle east they will tell you the best way is with one of those special vests and that method will bring 72 virgins in the afterlife. I never understood how they got the number 72. And wont that be special. 72 virgins will only be a virgin once for all of eternity. And then no more virgins for you mr. Suicide vest guy. Unless of course, the special vest blows off your ding a ling. Then they would be a virgin forever. But the rest of the world knows the truth. The 72 virgins are actually male demons in hell with genetalia like an elephant but is rotting flesh from all the diseases and flesh rotting bacteria. They have been in hell for thousands of years and they are going to bend you over and take turns with you. You will get analy raped 72 times a day for all eternity mr. Special vest guy. And the whole time you will be whipped if you dont say haaah-la hak-bar, salami lick em, lick em salami.
09 Sep 2019 make it stop, just make it stop please! I ate a medium sized bowl of beans today at lunch. This gas is killing me. Oh its awful. Its already bad but the last bit of aroma gets worse going to a putrid burnt pop corn smell. And I am bigg ripping it every two or three minutes.
08 Sep 2019 white pants parade Go jogging while on your period with no clothes on. Period blood going everywhare
03 Sep 2019 menstral menstrations of mental divergence Associate with people. Anyone. A little part of you will die with your interactions with each person. This is due to either they will lie to you, cheat you, use you, or they will just be a complete utterly useless sack of shit with the IQ of a small matchbox full of grean peas. It is amazing how humans have survived for thousands of years. And the funny thing is they just keep getting dumber and dumber. This will take a lot of time. If you want something quick go into a womans restroom and get all the "sanitary napkins" also known as maxi pads or tampons. Put the pads in your pockets and hang the tampon strings around your ears or necklace. The smell of menstration attracts bears. And bears will eat you.
24 Aug 2019 fuckass mass murder then drown yourself in the blood of your victims xoxo gossip girl
18 Aug 2019 captor I met an alien with big tits. She said her species is dying off from a disease and she needed to take back dna samples from three land animals. I told her to just stay on earth but she said she was the only survivor with big tits and her genes must carry on. I said thats not going to happen and hit her in the head with a baseball bat and took her to my basement and chained her up. I still have her. I do not really know what to do with her. She can clean and cook so i am thinking sell her to whoever offers the most money. Let the bidding start at 10k.
12 Aug 2019 skunk genocide. I have begun a new hobbie. Its called hair plucking. All you need is some tweezers. You pluck one hair at a time. If you pluck more than one its ok. No one is going to hold it against you. I actually have two new hobbies. The othe hobbie is trapping animals. I like foothold traps. I skin the animals and tan their hides. I trapped a skunk and i asked someone what to do. There is a product called skunk sleeper. It is a syringe on a stick. The stick is a paint roller extension pole, for painting celings or tall walls. The syringe screws on. The man told me the best liquid to put in the syringe is acetone. I tried this and the skunk started convulsing and shaking and acting like it was in tremendous pain but died quickly. I have been thinking about trying other chemicals. Such as motor oil or brown gravy.
04 Aug 2019 Sarah Pulling you nails 1 by 1
Cutting of you fingers and toes 1 by 1
Cutting of your arms and legs 1 by 1
Pull out your eyes
You should be dead
27 Jul 2019 D.A.R.I.H. Sniffest thou mine own strawberry tart of thine own will? Thou seeping menstral cunt. Thou art to vile even for the vulture to devour. Even the maggot is repulsed by thee.
19 Jul 2019 M-uh-lee with an M. I need a break. A vacation. I want to go to the annual gooch waxing festival. The only problem is i can not find a muzzle for my itty bitty ensie wensie Shitzu puppy and festival rules is all dogs must be leashed and muzzled. A few years back an unmuzzled dog bit someone right after getting their gooch waxed. They ended up loosing the use of the left side of their labia. I am not sure how they lost that. But anyway, i am just not sire about that right now.
16 Jul 2019 Chisa Mixing bleach and ammonia
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