Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
13 Jun 2018 Where is truth? Can you believe these people who call themselves nig-rows? They are now claiming they were never from africa, but they were native american blacks called aborigenees. They claim they founded liberia after they had to leave america. First off white people in the ncs founded liberia. They purchased the land to do this very thing. White people purchased and founded. X-slav3s just got a free ride back over there and settled. This world is so sad and ignorant. So full of uneducated liberian wannabes.
12 Jun 2018 Smell my shoe Get a severed monkey hand go to your bathtub lick the hand get out of the your bathtub then get a short knife cut off 2 fingers from each hand rest for 5 minutes get out of your bathtub again then grab your monkeys hand put it within your mouth walk towards your nearest bed with your knife place your knife on your bed facing up fall down on the knife aiming for the genitals then wait to bleed out
12 Jun 2018 A case of bad gas. So i have been having some trouble with my neighbors. The tweakers. The meth heads. The thieves. Stealing my stuff, mostly gasoline for my lawn mower. All their money goes to drugs, and they just steal gas. I have remained all smiles and oh so friendly, waving as they pass by. But they have no idea what I have done. I have purchased a brand new gas can, once again. I put some gasoline inside it. But only about two thirds full of gas. I got a bottle of industrial strength bleach from a friend who owns a wholesale janatorial supply company. I put quite a bit of bleach in the new gas can and shook it up real good. Now, when they return to steal my gas again and put this doctored petrol into their gas tank it will be so funny, to me. You see, when the gasoline ignites inside their engine it will burn hot enough to burn the bleach, which has chrlorine. Its very acidic and all the metal inside their motor it touches will rust about 4000 times faster than average. The seals and piston rings will corrode. The motor will smoke and loose power. The motor will die. Possibly sooner than the next trip to the store. It will smoke like crazy. They will have no more reason to steal anyones gas. They will have nothing to put gas in. I am going to die laughing...
11 Jun 2018 angry man Put a toothpick under your toenail and kick a wall. Then, give the little thing holding your tongue to the bottom of your mouth a really deep paper cut. After that, stick an unfolded paperclip all the way into your bellybutton while twisting your balls off and eating several tonnes of Datura seeds.
11 Jun 2018 StrangeWorld Well, make a noose out of razor wire then get a chair, step into your noose and glue your hands to head (make sure the noose only goes round your neck, avoiding your arms.) Kick the chair,
Noose should chop off your head. Whoever discovers your body will think you ripped your head off, congrats.

(I will not be held responsible for anything you do with this method.)
03 Jun 2018 Astrowimh I read in the scientific journal for 2018 a short article about inhalation of unicorn farts will cause instant crystalazation of your lungs and they continue to harden until they shatter. In that very instant your eyes will catch on fire and you will bleed from every orafice in your body until dead. But that is only if you have allergy problems from dust or pollen. If you do not have allergies you will become ravenous from the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies. Unicorns eat a diet of 98% chocolate chip cookies. The cause of this allergic reaction is from all the magical pixie dust contained in unicorn farts. I guess pixie dust is way worse than dust and pollen. If you have no allergies you will need to snort a fat line of pixie dust. The only way to find a unicorn these days is to go to farmers dot com, the new dating website for hicks and cow pokes. Search for unicorn ranchers. I know this is not really the most efficient method for people without allergies, but I do not have all the answers. I am sorry this is not more helpful to you. I guess you will have to settle for looking medusa in the eyes. She lives in little rock arkansas. When you get close just call her name quickly. Her name is hillary clinton. You must look her in the eyes quickly before she deletes yor emails and has you sent to bengazi.
31 May 2018 chris climb to the top of a tree and tie your hair to it, then jump from it and rip out your scalp. it will probably cause you to die from blood loss
29 May 2018 Soren Hansen Stick a didldo up your ass lol
14 May 2018 no chug bleach
07 May 2018 Frejo There is a new demotivational audio book download. Just listen to it over and over. Its the one titled, you stupid worthless peace of dog shit, just die already. 5 hours of this will make you eager for a funeral
06 May 2018 Jonathan Darby I have a huge problem. I went to hang out with a few of me mates at the arcade. Later we went to me best mates house. His mum put something in all me mates drinks and they went to sleep. Then she got me feeling a wee bit tipsy and then she seduced me. Now she is saying she is pregnant and I gots to quit school and get a job so i can pay for doctor visits and diapers. She wants me to move in with her. I am only 14. This bitch messed up my life.
06 May 2018 Franklin I have been brainstorming ideas. Ideas that this website has inspired me to do. It will be titled the suicide chronicles. The intro to the docudrama will be two dead corpses kissing and playing grab ass. Then it will be cctv footage from people living inside various institutions such as prisons and asylums. But only footage of suicides. The goal of the film is to put pressure on the vile institutions to have better treatment for those being held against their own will. This video will then be marketed to people who kidnap people so they can have the people they kidnap watch it everyday. I am expecting big returns on this investment.
05 May 2018 Liam fucking Neesan It seems like the newest fad to have your face pierced until you look like a rail road track. If this is you, try piercing your eye ball. If you use an ice pick and go straight in and back, it should work.
05 May 2018 mohammed be muslim at airport, do holy act for allah, get 72 virgins
02 May 2018 Gregory Just let me slap you with my striped penis. Your neck will snap instantly. If it does not work, you may discover you found something worth living for. And if you decide you need a daily dose I will commit to that if it will keep you from killing yourself. But only because deep down I do care about whats good for you.
01 May 2018 Hank Stick a long needle in you eye and try to make it out you ear.
29 Apr 2018 Stop : So i bought a dart gun on ebay. The kind used to make large animals go to sleep so you can radio chip them or stop a threat at the zoo or do surgery. I cant buy the tranq juice but i got the syringe darts. I have been filling them with gasoline and shooting stray cats. It looks pretty painful. So I am planning on catching a snake and milking the venom. See how that does. I am also learning about local plant life that is fataly toxic. So far everything I have tried looks more painful than it is worth doing for suicide. I do not know the best way but poisoning looks like a bad option. I am going to try pesticides and just for fun i want to inject a stray cat with some vodka. And maybe some used motor oil. Maybe even try some liquid dish soap. And for the record I am not shooting cats to be mean to the cat. I am doing a little research and development for you guys. The cats get dumped and they will likely starve to death anyway. Now the male cats that piss around my door, I juice them with paint stripper.
22 Apr 2018 Saam Lham Doobalie On good friday in the land of phillipenos they hold a festival, of sorts. 80 percent of of the whole country is catholic. And so the people parade around whipping themselves and bleeding everywhere to attone for sins and maybe get wishes granted. Total b.s. And they even crucify themselves. This is where you come in. Next good friday you will be passport ready and plane fair for a one way trip. You get there and hop up on one of the timbers and say, do me i am next. You get crucified. If that idea does not seem interesting there is always the old reliable method of hanging. Dont listen to those that say i had the noose on my neck but i couldnt jump or kick the chair. Thats just an attention whore running thier mouth. If they wanted to die they wouldnt need a chair they would squeeze it way to tight tie it off and lay down comfortably on a bed and wait.
20 Apr 2018 Lets get this party started. The very best way is when one of your friends parents leaves town you throw a party. A suicide party. But no one knows that part, yet. Invite the whole school. Even peers from various other socialite identity groups. Even the groups you would never talk to unless you had to. Tell them whatever to get them to come, even if its not true. Now you show up to the party walk in semi pumped with good vibes and tones, but just loud enough everyone can hear you say "lets get this party started" then you pull out a totaly concealed pistol, stick it in your mouth and blow your brains out.
19 Apr 2018 Captian Jack Sparrow The best way to kill yourself is go to the beach and hang seafood all over you. The seagulls will swoop in with razor sharp webbed talons and beaks that would make any woodpecker blush and peck you to death. The seagulls will swarm you and eat you.

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