Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
31 May 2018 chris climb to the top of a tree and tie your hair to it, then jump from it and rip out your scalp. it will probably cause you to die from blood loss
29 May 2018 Soren Hansen Stick a didldo up your ass lol
14 May 2018 no chug bleach
07 May 2018 Frejo There is a new demotivational audio book download. Just listen to it over and over. Its the one titled, you stupid worthless peace of dog shit, just die already. 5 hours of this will make you eager for a funeral
06 May 2018 Jonathan Darby I have a huge problem. I went to hang out with a few of me mates at the arcade. Later we went to me best mates house. His mum put something in all me mates drinks and they went to sleep. Then she got me feeling a wee bit tipsy and then she seduced me. Now she is saying she is pregnant and I gots to quit school and get a job so i can pay for doctor visits and diapers. She wants me to move in with her. I am only 14. This bitch messed up my life.
06 May 2018 Franklin I have been brainstorming ideas. Ideas that this website has inspired me to do. It will be titled the suicide chronicles. The intro to the docudrama will be two dead corpses kissing and playing grab ass. Then it will be cctv footage from people living inside various institutions such as prisons and asylums. But only footage of suicides. The goal of the film is to put pressure on the vile institutions to have better treatment for those being held against their own will. This video will then be marketed to people who kidnap people so they can have the people they kidnap watch it everyday. I am expecting big returns on this investment.
05 May 2018 Liam fucking Neesan It seems like the newest fad to have your face pierced until you look like a rail road track. If this is you, try piercing your eye ball. If you use an ice pick and go straight in and back, it should work.
05 May 2018 mohammed be muslim at airport, do holy act for allah, get 72 virgins
02 May 2018 Gregory Just let me slap you with my striped penis. Your neck will snap instantly. If it does not work, you may discover you found something worth living for. And if you decide you need a daily dose I will commit to that if it will keep you from killing yourself. But only because deep down I do care about whats good for you.
01 May 2018 Hank Stick a long needle in you eye and try to make it out you ear.
29 Apr 2018 Stop : So i bought a dart gun on ebay. The kind used to make large animals go to sleep so you can radio chip them or stop a threat at the zoo or do surgery. I cant buy the tranq juice but i got the syringe darts. I have been filling them with gasoline and shooting stray cats. It looks pretty painful. So I am planning on catching a snake and milking the venom. See how that does. I am also learning about local plant life that is fataly toxic. So far everything I have tried looks more painful than it is worth doing for suicide. I do not know the best way but poisoning looks like a bad option. I am going to try pesticides and just for fun i want to inject a stray cat with some vodka. And maybe some used motor oil. Maybe even try some liquid dish soap. And for the record I am not shooting cats to be mean to the cat. I am doing a little research and development for you guys. The cats get dumped and they will likely starve to death anyway. Now the male cats that piss around my door, I juice them with paint stripper.
22 Apr 2018 Saam Lham Doobalie On good friday in the land of phillipenos they hold a festival, of sorts. 80 percent of of the whole country is catholic. And so the people parade around whipping themselves and bleeding everywhere to attone for sins and maybe get wishes granted. Total b.s. And they even crucify themselves. This is where you come in. Next good friday you will be passport ready and plane fair for a one way trip. You get there and hop up on one of the timbers and say, do me i am next. You get crucified. If that idea does not seem interesting there is always the old reliable method of hanging. Dont listen to those that say i had the noose on my neck but i couldnt jump or kick the chair. Thats just an attention whore running thier mouth. If they wanted to die they wouldnt need a chair they would squeeze it way to tight tie it off and lay down comfortably on a bed and wait.
20 Apr 2018 Lets get this party started. The very best way is when one of your friends parents leaves town you throw a party. A suicide party. But no one knows that part, yet. Invite the whole school. Even peers from various other socialite identity groups. Even the groups you would never talk to unless you had to. Tell them whatever to get them to come, even if its not true. Now you show up to the party walk in semi pumped with good vibes and tones, but just loud enough everyone can hear you say "lets get this party started" then you pull out a totaly concealed pistol, stick it in your mouth and blow your brains out.
19 Apr 2018 Captian Jack Sparrow The best way to kill yourself is go to the beach and hang seafood all over you. The seagulls will swoop in with razor sharp webbed talons and beaks that would make any woodpecker blush and peck you to death. The seagulls will swarm you and eat you.
18 Apr 2018 Craig Suicide is a wonderful way to frame someone for murder. Just make it look like there was a struggle.
18 Apr 2018 My friends call me bob. The popularity of ending your life as one goes on some sort of killing or maiming spree is growing. It is not just shootings. People are running thru mini malls stabbing and slicing people. Isnt that just wonderful? You need new shoes and when you go out shopping some lunatic crack head who is at the end of his rope decides to take a bunch of people with him down to the grave before the cops get there and hide outside for eleven minutes before moving in. And then the cops unload on this poor tormented soul killing him. So if you want to kill yourself just go shopping. Some asshole may just try and involve you in his problems and in doing so you get chaulk lined and a free photo shoot. Its so common no one even says going postal anymore.... remember the first shooting, a disgruntled postal worker? We all have good chances of getting shot or our head cut off when we go out. My question is why dont these people do something like, instead of shooting up a school or a concert, or a gay bar, why not go to these call centers with scammers and telemarketers and shoot all of those halfwits. Some may even sing thier praises for going out like that.
18 Apr 2018 Reparations my white ass The best way to kill yourself if you are a pround black person is join one of those proud black person supremecy clubs like black lives matter. Thats all you have to do. Once you embrace that lifestyle and pattern of thinking you are already dead. And you allow people to do things to you like give you blood tranfusions with hiv in it, give it to all in need in tbe motherland and years later say oops the hiv got in there because we used monkey plasma. And tbe truth is they never used monkey plasma for humans. They lied because they want all tbe darkies to die. Just hang yourself.
18 Apr 2018 Viva la migra adios mojados The best way to kill yourself if you are a hispanic and also are an illegal immagrant is to turn yourself in to be deported. The cartels have a form of witchcraft, voodoo, and catholic stuff all intermingled. The patron saint of this religion is a skeleton in a black robe with a hood and has a scyth. Basicly, they worship death. And thats whats up with the carnage. Chopping people up into small pieces, cutting face off so it can be worn as a mask. And they do this everyday. So when you get deported the cartels will be like... fresh meat sacks. So just turn yourself in now. Its suicide. Or better still, why dont you guys band together and exterminate the cartels?
17 Apr 2018 Non domestic disturbance I am so disappointed right now. I called the suicide hotline and people are so nice and want to talk. I was hoping for some party line music and people to talk to. I wasnt going to kill myself i just wanted to listen to people killing themselves. But they insisted i tell the truth about wanting to kill myself. So i asked the guy if anyone ever killed themselves he was talking to on the suicide hotline. He said yes and i asked if i can work there. He hung up. So i called back and asked for a supervisor. It was the same guy and he told me to go hang myself in my closet. I have the phone convo recorded. I want to get this guy fired. He sounded like he beats his wife and kids.
16 Apr 2018 The pool guy So i have been reading about tide pods. Just eat a chlorine tab for shocking swimming pools. The difference in lethality between tide pods and chlorine shock tabs is splashing around in the kiddie pool compared to olympic divers. And yes i used the kind of swimmer as a reference because its chlorine tabs for a pool.

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