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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|20 Mar 2018||Suicide blues remedy #217||Eat old fish that will make you sick. Take muscle relaxers and pain pills. Duct tape mouth shut. The pills will kick in first. Then you will vomit, but with your mouth taped up shut and sealed
you will drown on your vomit.
|18 Mar 2018||Scantron this bitch.||Put a freshly sharpened pencil in your nose. Slam your face on the table. Pencil goes into your brain and you die before your face makes contact with table top. Theoreticaly.
Plus it will look like an accident so everyone will have pity on your survivors rather than disdain. If you even give a rats ass, that is.
|18 Mar 2018||RoboDongWang||The best way is to go online and purchase a fuck machine with at least 320 thrusts per minute. That is nearly six full 1/2 meter thrusts a second. You could not even last 24 hours before you die. My guess is 12 hours would be more time than needed.|
|17 Mar 2018||Goodbye!||Well obviously you have to jump off your roof top. But you can also take poison, well you can slice your wrists too I will try drowning myself in the sea later so you might want to try that sometime I would recommend it because it is fun for the whole family kay bye|
|16 Mar 2018||Its raining orgazuhms today.||The absolute best way to kill yourself is to examine yourself with an open mind. The things you dont like you try to change. If you cant the stress of it will kill you. If you can, then its the new improved you and old you is dead. Or a new science find has come out recently in science journal 2018. Its dealing with chemicals your brain releases during sex and climax. 100 orgasams a day helps with mild depression. For chronic depression 300 to 400 orgasams a day helps to just be able to function in life.|
|15 Mar 2018||Hi, my name is...||Get a pistol with big bullets. You only need one. Go to a very busy place like the mall. Pull the pistol out. Stick it in your mouth and blow your brains out. All those preppy mall shoppers see your headless corpse|
|13 Mar 2018||mouse rat||drowning or dousing yourself in gasoline nice and painful -- a fitting end for the intolerable pathetic life you lived|
|12 Mar 2018||amanda||I would dress out very slutty, in nylon stockings garterbelt, and pumps, and step up on a stool, put a noose around my neck, and tie the rope to my fan in the ceiling, and jump. I might tie my hands at my back too, to avoid me regretting the whole thing and grab for the faan to free myself|
|08 Mar 2018||Nonficticious fictional story enhancher||With a someone you are close to. In a car crash. As one of you drives off a cliff as fast as the car will go. Just wait until your parents are asleep and get the car keys. You may not want to tell the other person the part about driving off the cliff. Just let that be a surprise.|
|08 Mar 2018||Toku matagorunkini||It is so sad if you are 13 and kill yourself. Just think about all you will miss out in life. You will never find the clit. You will never know what its like to go to an asian parlor and have your asshole waxed. Instead of killing yourself, kill kittens. Its the only way to feel better about life. Here is how i do it. I have a trap that is a cage. When they go inside after the can of tuna the door slams shut and they are caged. Then i put trash bags over the cage and tape them up so no air can go inside. Then wait. Once the cat begins breathing hard it has used up all oxygen and is suffocating. You can just let it die or open up the bag and let some air inside and then tape it back up so its sealed. You can also make the cat retarded instead of killing it. Or you can just fill up a trash can with water and put the cage in and drown the kittens. Or steal the car keys and run over the cage with the tire and squish the kittens. There are so many ways to kill kittens and feel better about life, but you can decide.|
|05 Mar 2018||fucking dumbass||hang urself with a nigger rope|
|04 Mar 2018||Roberta||ingoiare un tartufo da dú etti|
|01 Mar 2018||Daddy long leg||If you are a girl shave off your hair put super glue all over your face then make a beard this is not a way to kill yourself but it gives you something to do while thinking of a way to do so|
|01 Mar 2018||Daddy long legs||Wait around Christmas time when they are putting up Christmas lights make sure you are in a small town on Christmas day dress up as Santa Claus now I would set fire to a few house preferably an enemy but any house will do and not in the same area so the police and firefighters are distracted then call your local news station and say Santa is putting on a big show for everyone give them location and then jump if you want some extra credit I would take spray paint and Write Something funny but remember keep is short and simple I would probably say something about burning someone house down was a Christmas gift from me Santa|
|24 Feb 2018||Sammy the big dick legend||Drown yourself in a toilet or sink.|
|24 Feb 2018||Dr. Bloodworthy||The best way would be the least pain. That would be a set up like when you donate blood but you just drain all the blood out, not just so many mL... drain all the blood. Just a tiny hole and less than 7 minutes you can be toe tag ready.|
|22 Feb 2018||Bertus||I want to kill myself. I hate my small penis size and would like to cut if off the hallal way and then freeze it in and give it to my crush in 4th grade.|
|19 Feb 2018||A Sick Fuck.||Eat two jars of flintstones chewable vitamins. The amount of vitamin content will shut your kidneys down and you will die. The doctors will not be able to stop it, thats why its the best way. Plus they taste not to bad. Make sure to eat a lot of cabbage and beans too that way your dead body will still fart. Every body is all sad and you fart on them. Maybe even push out a little poop too.|
|10 Feb 2018||The dude||Stick needles under your skin. Thousands of needles. Push them in completly so no part of needle is exposed. The pain stimulous is so great especially in public where no one else knows thousands of needles are under your skin.|
|20 Jan 2018||Alex||Eat an assload of baking soda and then drink vinegar!!!!! Stomach go boom boom!|