|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|19 Nov 2017||Ricky bobbie||Steal you parents car. Get on a long straight road. Go as fast as you can and crash without wearimg a seat belt.
You really need to crash into a school bus. That would be +10 points.
|19 Nov 2017||Yoshioto Yokomukisan||Oh you guise!!! You are all so very funny. Everyone knows the best way. Bushido. Samuri sword straight to the stomach and wiggle it around until guts and blood come pouring out. I think the neosamuris allow someone to help you by chopping off your head after you plunge a razor sharp 3 meter slab of steel into your torso.|
|15 Nov 2017||mouchettes brother||by hanging with rusty barbed wire|
|15 Nov 2017||Got nipples?||No one really wants to kill themselves. But when its so bad you just have to make it stop, thats when people actually kill themselves. Some times people cope with drugs or masturbation. Some like to play with their nipples. And i personaly do not mind if someone tweaks their own nipples until they are red, but that not the point. People only kill themselves out of desperation. Its as if their hand is forced. They just want the pain to stop. And so they put clamps on their nipples. They press them against the window for neighbors and pedestrians. They rub aloe vera and lanolin on their nipples. But thats only to take their mind off of suicide and sadness. They put rubber bands around the nipples until they turn purple all so they will not kill themselves. Its hard to be sad with throbbing nipples. And some people get addicted to abusing their own nipples so bad they end up killing themselves. So if you are suicidal you should play with your nipples. However, if you are not suicidal, or possibly are suicidal, you should play with those nipples until they fall off.|
|11 Nov 2017||Eddie||gagging on a 25 inch black cock|
|30 Oct 2017||ben and ferg||blast lil pump and hang yourself on school property completely naked with a severed penis, that-ll show your math teacher for giving you an a-|
|30 Oct 2017||teme||So im gay and Chris doesnt love me back now I want to kill myself. somebody help me because this is really stressfull. No trolls no kappa no kappapride. Also all hail my filthy god brandon the toaster|
|23 Oct 2017||The best way, and might I say the most enjoyable way is to get a syringe and fill it with gasoline. Find a major artery and then injected your delicious serum, light a match and put it to the open wound where you injected the secret sauce.|
|17 Oct 2017||ivan||i am gay lol i nut in a girl lool i am going to burst my nipples and cut myself!!!! !!!!!!|
|16 Oct 2017||XXXXXXXX||Find a bridge that goes over a road with lots of cars. Tie a a noose to hang yourself with but make sure the length leaves your body suspended so an 18 wheeler semi truck slams into you
Right after you jump. Once this rips your head off the other vehicles
|12 Oct 2017||cucklord69||get hiv from your aids infected father :) and the kys|
|12 Oct 2017||Lily||Using a screwdriver to peel away your skin until it becomes so infected that you die.|
|11 Oct 2017||Amanda||For me the best way to kill myself will be by hanging. I will wait for the ay where my parents are away, then I will take on the most slutty dress I have ...a very short Velvet dress with spaghetti straps, and self sitting black nylon stockings, and stilettos. Then I will place a chair under the ventilator in my room,tie a thick rope into a slipknot around my thin slender neck, and tie the other end of the ripe around the vent, standing on my toes, so the rope will be as short as possible, to make sure my legs will not touch the floor, when kicking the chair away from under my feet. then I will tie my hands behind my back with some clothesline, so I will not be able to free myself, when the rope around my neck takes all my weight, starting to strangle me. I will make sure there is no way out. When my parents come home, they will find their 13½ old daughter hanged in her room, with the thick noose around her slender long neck, with her nylon clad legs, and her stilettos pointing at the floor, silently swinging in small circles. It will be a sexy and erotic moment, to kick the chair, just as hearing my parents turn the key in the front door...will they save me? will they come to my room first? what will daddy think when he watch his slutty dressed little daughter, hanging in a rope, will he get a hard on? I think he will.|
|09 Oct 2017||Cartwright||You just got to get finger banged.|
|08 Oct 2017||Juan Gomes wetback extrodinare||Inject gasoline into juggular artery on left side of neck. The gasoline will travel up to your brain and destroy it in seconds. But do this in front of your classmates at school. They will be traumatized by your screaming due to how bad the gas burns.|
|08 Oct 2017||Gandarf of The Black Oak Forrest||Whats more important than the best way is if you decide to not commit suicide then you should do the right thing. Which is sterilaztion. If you are no longer able to produce children then you will cease to contribute to the cycle of more lives growing up with trauma and neglect because you are to depressed to make a bottle. People who are depressed or suicidal should do the right thing and that means males are casturated and females have everything but ovaries vaccuumed out. Do the right thing today and call 1-800-NO-BABYS and schedule your free examination.|
|04 Oct 2017||Iron||Drink bleach mixed with drainage cleaner|
|04 Oct 2017||bshara||wank till death|
|28 Sep 2017||Pine-o-pine||Best way is wait until parents are about to walk in door. Climb up on the kitchen counter and stick a broom handle in you ass. When they walk through the door, jump and land on mopstick. This will force the stick up into your body so far it comes out your face or neck.|
|24 Sep 2017||Saad||Fucking jump of a 10 store building|