|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|10 Apr 2016||NO||crawl back into your womb|
|09 Apr 2016||real life ducks||find a gun and use a right angle ruler to fire it exactly away from the centre of the earth. the bullet will fly into the air and then fall straight back down falling right through your brain and you will die.|
|04 Apr 2016||Jan||Assissted suicide.
I will mutilate and torture you until you decide you want to live. But too late.
|03 Apr 2016||DeathByPoop||drop a nuclear poop (diarrhea) in a bathroom and drop the key in the toilet. you cannot escape. suffocate.|
|12 Mar 2016||Smash your head with a hammer|
|26 Feb 2016||Charly||Use a knife to sever the flesh between your ribs and then jam your finger into the cuts and pull out your bones.|
|25 Feb 2016||Commander||Jump off of an elementary school or Highschool with a bunch of the students watching.|
|07 Feb 2016||Luis||hoze pipe curry sauce borrowed from dad (as suggested by Luis)|
|06 Feb 2016||maito||Crash your bumper car into a donkey|
|24 Nov 2015||gerald||i wwant to find a woman in or that want to hang them self with me text me at 9717200494 iwant a woman that is 18 to38 to todo this with|
|28 Jun 2015||My favorite way was to hang self after eating a|
|31 May 2015||It would be great by cutting of your eyeballs|
|26 Apr 2015||JoeBob telling jokes for a nickle each.||Q&A:
Q: What do you call an elevator full of white people?
A: A box of crackers.
Now i am white and i have to say it is funny.
Q: Whats the difference between black people and snow tires?
A: snow tires dont sing when you put chains on them.
Thats so funny because its true!
|20 Apr 2015||dawg the biscuit hunter||Get a huge life insurance policy first so someone you care about can have something to remember you by. If you dont care about anyone get an attorney to burn the money on video and post it on the internet. It would be demoralizing to anyone you knew.|
|12 Apr 2015||wandolf||Cut off all your skin. Then paint yourself.|
|12 Apr 2015||kosher pork farmers association||Become an undercover cop. Infiltrate the mafia. When they discover your true identity you will get put in a meat grinder and in 24hours you will be completly transformed into pig shit.|
|05 Apr 2015||road kill cafe||Jump in front of a school bus. Or jump out the back door of a school bus in fast heavy traffic so you get hit and run over at least two or three times. Then your parents/guardians can sue the school. You know you hate school.|
|05 Apr 2015||Mrs. Johnson 0BGYN||I think a suicide kit should come with a free condom, a few pairs of latex gloves and a strong drug. One that has you ultra mind fucked. Like PCP. First you put on the gloves and then do the PCP. Then put the condom over your head. You will suffocate. When they find your body they will not have a clue what the hell happened. Everybody loves a good mystery.|
|04 Apr 2015||gorgatron.||Go to an overpass. Jump off the bridge on the freeway below as a big truck is approaching on the freeway below. Probably messy but... who cares? Am i right?|
|29 Mar 2015||suicides more than ample busom.||Everyone dies. A few unlucky contestants will actually get to choose how they end this journey called life. When you look at it like this it makes it seem that in a tiny way, these few, actually get something most others dont in life. Its not really like the others are missing out on anything either, so what i am trying to say is just embrace your own self demise. As far as the best way, hands down, get a mop stick and climb on the roof of a building. Partialy insert into your mouth jump off the roof so you land on your face. The mop stick stcks thru your throat and out your ass. Do it at a resturant with glass windows. Leave a note that says i am in love with a ghost. I am going to be with him/her. Goodbye.|