What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|09 Oct 2018
||bruised memory bank 36a-24993241
||Get one of those lasers that removes hair. Point it at your forehead and it will slowly burn a hole in your skin, ever so slowly thru your skull and into your brain. Once it burns completely thru your skull it will catch your pillow on fire. And the smoke will go thru your laser hole in your head which will preserve your brain. Then they can hook your dead corpse to a computer with sensors and send a small electrical pulse into your brain and download your memories into a hard drive and load that into a computer running the latest A.I. and you family can talk to the computer as if its you. You can even think about them as your last thoughts and the computer will tell them your last thoughts. Computers and science has come a long way since glass tubes. Those things are really only good these days to be disassembled and hooked up to a vaccuum pump for your nipples.
|08 Oct 2018
||Just watch for the big tree trimming truck to come by that trim limbs off power lines. Walk by like everything is normal. When the workers walk away from the chipper run and jump into where they throw the limbs and it chipps the limbs up. It will shred you in less than 2 seconds.
|07 Oct 2018
||the nipple thief
||Play in a meteor shower. Preferably naked with nipple clamps clamped securely in place.
|07 Oct 2018
||To get crushed by an elephant paynus. Did you know an elephant paynus can weigh up to 800 kilograms? Once fully extended an elephant paynus can pin you to the ground and suffocate you in seconds? If it extends rapidly it can strike with such force it will crush your skull. You could also try to cut it off with a sword. But dont use stainless steel because stainless is prone to shatter or shear when impact force occurs with a material that is harder than stainless steel, and elephant paynus is much harder than stainless, or even a sword forged from meteor rocks and quenched with liquid nitrogen. In fact the little hammers used to break big diamonds into smaller diamonds are made from elephant paynus.
|04 Oct 2018
||east coast tampon museum
||Go to a public swimming pool with a life guard. Pretend to have drown. Let them rescue you. When they do begin CPR scream real loud and scare them.
|03 Oct 2018
||go to the convenient store, get a bleach and wash your eyes, and eat your babies.
|17 Sep 2018
||shove a bomb in your ass
|13 Aug 2018
||I can see in your window at night
||Go on a rock climbing trip with some friends. Get a realistic looking dummy that looks like you. Wig, matching clothes everything. Put this dummy in you backpack. You must climb higher than your friends. You need a recorder of you screaming that sounds real. Push play and stick recorder in pocket and throw the fake you off the cliff. It lands in the water and goes down the river. They never find your body because you hide. Now everyone thinks you are dead. When they have your funeral show up and ask whos in the casket? Then say well i hate to disapoint all of you, pull out a gun and blow out your brains at your own funeral.
|07 Aug 2018
||Rubber dingy rapids bro!
||There is a really good childrens book that tells all about the best way. Its called "A Camel Goes To Mecca" in this book it tells all about these 72 virgins. But, I think its probably a load of camel crap.
|06 Aug 2018
||Legend has is that one glimpse of your grandpas saggy nuts will cause you to turn into a wide eyed statue made of white stone.
|30 Jul 2018
||It will be our little secret. You musnt tell anyone. If you do i will wait until you sleep, tie you up and pour boiling water on you. Slowly pour it on you. And then ice water bucket you. When you wake up i will cut off... oh. Uhm i forgot what i was going to tell you to be our secret.
|11 Jul 2018
||Make lots of cages for rats. Buy brown rats at a pet store. Breed thousands of them. Release them at night in the richest most snoody stuck up neigborhood in your area. Now start a business doing rodent removal. Advertise as catch and release... the humaine way. When you catch them, breed them again. Continue releasing, catching and breeding. Do this until the rats grow so big that one kills you and eats you.
|09 Jul 2018
||Stick a shotgun in your pussy and blow the trigger.
|04 Jul 2018
||Sarah Van Hamerschmidt
||Lets my farts caress your nose. Stinging and burning sensations bringing tears to your eyes. Gasping for breath as you choke and gag until you vomit in your duct taped mouth. You drown on your own vomit as it gushes from Your nose. Oh how my clit does pulsate thinking about you.
|03 Jul 2018
||Farewell for now
||Its pointless to participate when updates are almost never going to happen. Which is funny considering how much daisy chain fingerbanging circles have spawned from this website with sticky keyboards. So many suicidal orgasams spewing like volcanos in hawaii. So hot it starts wildfires and devistates entire neighborhoods. Nipples stretching shirts from rapid deployment of petrification. Now its only carbon dating for ancient boners. Now its time to go on world cruises, from earth quake to earthquake, using them as giant vibrators to recieve the most intense orgasams in your poooosy. Yes. Its summertime. Time to go out and see the world. No more icecicle dildos. No more frostbitten clitoris. Time for fun in the sun!!! Its time to show off your life like suicide cyborgs.
|25 Jun 2018
||11.5mm diameter needle me
||There is a video on youtube that shows people waxing their ass. It is 1 hour and 38 minutes long. No one persin has ever watched the entire video and lived. 37 minutes is the record.
|25 Jun 2018
||Yell "I love Trump!" in a giant crowd of Mexicans.
|24 Jun 2018
||Yeet out of your moms vagina and yeet back
|20 Jun 2018
||barbies up the ass
|16 Jun 2018
||Whooomph! Balls of fire
||Try drinking gasoline. Light your burps with a match.