|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|15 Apr 2018||Mojado Jorge||So i did what this one guy on this website said, which is submit to government testing. I thought it was a medical study and i just had to take some pills. But i was wrong. This was a military research and development facility they took me to. They did a DNA implant that is self replicating. This implant is supposed to make my skin change color like a chameleon. They gave me a shot also. On the shot it said nemian sub dermal. It makes my wounds heal in seconds. I can watch it happen its so fast. They want me to come back in 6 weeks for testing.|
|14 Apr 2018||WHOA Horsie WHOA||Suicide by unicorn horn shaped dildo.|
|14 Apr 2018||Hillary Cliton||What you need to do is write a letter to your congressman explaining that you no longer desire to live but instead would like to have experiments done on you by the government and if you are still alive after the testing a full memory swipe and lobotomy would be in order so you could not tell government secrets. Your congress man should respond to you in about 6 weeks telling you where to go.|
|13 Apr 2018||Alfred Hitchmock||The very best way to kill yourself is going to be found in africa. The animals migrate north and south following the water. This is where you come in. You must stand on the path of a hurd of wildebeast, and as you wait to be trampled by thousands upon thousands you must bend at the knees and tweak your nipples and flap your elbow like a chicken. And say chicken nugget time!!|
|13 Apr 2018||Entomologist||Irradiated crickets that have mutated will chew your face off in seconds. You can buy the larve on GiantMutatedInsects.com. just feed them 2 grams or irridium powder a day and they will grow as big as a walrus in 3 weeks.|
|13 Apr 2018||Glen Lovette||So there i was standing on air one meter above ground level. It seemed odd looking down at myself like this. But as i looked i could see that i was having what some would call a vision. And i could see this vision. I was riding in a strech hurst. 15 caskets with a sitting area in the back and a minibar. I was sipping 27 year scotch. We were going to the graveyard. When we got there the gates were open. The holes dug. Only doors are on the left of this hurst, and they are reverse butterfly doors. The caskets slide out on rails. We had to hurry because a hurd of wildebeast was headed straight for us. We had the caskets in the ground and almost about to leave when the wildebeaste stampede arrived. There were millions of them. They trampled us and destroyed the hurst. Our bodys lay there for days stinking and rotting.|
|13 Apr 2018||Alissandra||Deepthroat a dildo and accidentally choke|
|11 Apr 2018||Say Cheeeeeese. 《☆》||Go to your bedroom and close the door. With a very sharp knife you must quickly slash open your throat. Use lots of pressure and move fast. Turn on some music so they cant hear you as your gashed open throat squirts blood everywhere. When your parents find you they will be traumatized.|
|10 Apr 2018||Little Larry Sherm||Get a lot of those stink bombs.. they are glass viles filled with rotten boiled egg smelling liquid. Break open as many as you can by stomping on them in your house. Your parents will beat you to death.|
|10 Apr 2018||Hairy anus sypathizer||If the hole in your ass is extremely hairy the best way to kill yourself is just post pictures on the internet of your hairy A-hole with contact info. You will die from embarassment and shame due to internet trolls.|
|08 Apr 2018||Mike Hunt||Either eat a bowl of tide pods with milk or snort a tide pod like its cocaine.
Did you know nearly 4000 teenagers have died from eating just one tide pod? The detergent works like acid on soft tissue like esophogus or lung tissue. Welcome to chemical burns. Kids these days are so retarded, but look at the bright side... thats 4000 kids that dont grow up and become a burden to socioty, that socioty pays for. Food, housing, medical, and on and on. Parents should invest a little more time in their childrens lives. What a sad world where we eat tide pods because its better than not eating them
|08 Apr 2018||mark||burning ones flesh|
|07 Apr 2018||Giganteous orgasmisious||The question what is the best way to kill yourself when under 13 is a trick question. No one has experienced suicide and can give you feedback on experience so any answer to the question is a best guess. A hypothosis. But whatever way you choose dress up. Make sure to do your hair and wear some fancy shoes. This is a special occasion. Once in a lifetime.|
|02 Apr 2018||..........||Crackhead prostitutes. Even if you got AIDS they let you hit it. And even if you got something, you are getting something worse.|
|02 Apr 2018||21 flavors||So my parents are trying to get me some "help" all its making me do is want to die even more. This very expensive cousellor was trying to sound smart and impress my family when she said this:
Suicide is a permanant solution for a temporary problem.
I told that slag of course its permanant and if i did it i would permanantly never have to listen to the bullshit you are selling. That is an awesome solution. I said some other things about how stupid she is and how i could smell her bacteria laden cunt from the other side of the room. She started crying and went out of the room. My family just sat there with disbelief all over every face. I asked if we can stop and get ice cream on the way home. I got two scoops. Rocky road and cookie dough delight.
|29 Mar 2018||A traveling salesman||So recently I traveled to Bangkok. While there I went around looking at monuments. One was called puoontang. Its basicly a statue of a woman with multiple vaginas all over her, especialy on her face. 14 vaginas on her face. After seeing this i stood silent and still for about an hour and a half. I was so repulsed i wanted to look away but so intrigued i couldnt look away. During the last 15 minutes of staring at this menstral horror i decided it was time for me to go back home and leave this place forever.|
|29 Mar 2018||Electro-dental crainial cookoff||Cut your phone charging cord as close to the end that goes into your phone, leaving as much length of wire as possible. Next, strip the wires of plastic insulation so that its bare wire for about 30cm. Now, wrap each wire around one of your teeth and twist it snug. To do this you must use it like dental floss. Do two teeth. One tooth, one wire. Put a few dashes of salt in your mouth and plug it in, plug it in.|
|24 Mar 2018||Kristo₩fur. 《☆》||The best way is doing it way out in the wilderness. Some place no one will find your body. If your body is found your parents will have to pay for funeral costs, a casket, a burial plot. This is very expensive. If you want to pay for all of that a cheap way to earn the money is webcam shows. Perverts will pay you 50USD to jerk off to watching you masturbate for 20 minutes. Just get a pay pal account so no pervs track you down and kidnap you and rape you multiple times a day while keeping you locked in a room with a bucket for a toilet.|
|23 Mar 2018||Juicy and tender buns||I wont claim to know the best way, buht sharks is not the best way. Lots of people survive shark attacks. Can you imagine having your ass bitten off and the salt water touching it? It would be hard to swim with no ass.|
|22 Mar 2018||Sergio<||Did you know suicide is against the law? This is a marvel of modern socioty in and of itself. This is because cops dont take corpses to jail. It will prove difficult to prosecute someone who is already decomposing. But just for fun imagine all those fat cats and slicksters in a court room and a rotting corpse is on the stand. Everyone vomits adding to the putrid funk of dead body. Yeah. So remember, suicide is breaking the law. And even if you get busted by the cops and make it to court and you get 65 years, it wont matter because you are dead.|