What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

10 Jun 2003 dick so you want to know the ultimate question of all time well after much thinking i have decided that this is the best way: strap a timed explosive device to yourself then fall asleep this will then explode while you sleep so its painless and leaves a hell of a mess. yay!

09 Jun 2003 craig you can choose one of two simple methods go to the laundry room and pick the washer or the dryer. start the machine climb inside and shut the door. The washing machine will drowned and poison you and the dryer will burn and suffocate you, what ever you prefer...

07 Jun 2003 Skidz First. hook yourself up on the kind of drugs you only used out of distress when you were a child. Gasoline huffing on virgin lungs would work fine. Second. remove all of your clothing. Third. find a nice ladder. and finally. Throw! your body and mind into an 8 foot Fire Ant hill. the mind has bent. the body is gone. style is the key.

06 Jun 2003 hermione granger let your mum catch u sleeping with your step dad----------- she kill you herself and save you doing it

03 Jun 2003 Tabby Lay in the McDonalds play house ball pit, and when your obese mom comes in to get you grab her by the leg which will lead to her falling on you and crushing every bone in your body leaving you either dead or paralyzed and really pissed....

21 May 2003 PUNKCHIC411 Well a really stupid way to kill yourself and I know that a 13 year old can afford it is by eating paper till your body can't take it and it kills you, so it's a slow death but at least a 13 year old can buy it. Oh and the website is great

10 May 2003 Harmeet Well, start by sticking your foot in a toaster. Then turn it on and watch your foot burn. After that's done, cut your left arm off with a monkey wrench. Tie your right arm to your legs. Finally, Jump off a building doing 3 back flips into a pool of cement/quicksand - you pick.

08 May 2003 SheepSlayer if u wanna kill a baby (which u dont want to do) put them in a microwave and cook them to death!

24 Apr 2003 Cayl Je l'ai déjà vu dans un dessin humoristique. C'est de lui offrir un costume de Superman et de l'inviter à s'envoler du 15ème étage. Bon, c'est pas vraiment du suicide et il faut que le niard soit limite limite. Mais ça peut amuser une réunion de famille un peu allumée au gros rouge.

19 Apr 2003 dDan Have sex with five whores a day. In two weeks you'll have every single konwn STD and might have even developed some undiscovered ones! :-O Now you'll die happy AND you'll have a disease named after you.

19 Apr 2003 cat killer mincing yourself to death

16 Apr 2003 john jump off a bridge with a thin wire around your neck attached fifty feet up to the bridge. Can you say "Slice"

23 Mar 2003 odd nes Remove a cord from a standard household lamp. Attach the ends to a fork. stick it in your bum bum. plug the plug end into the wall.

19 Mar 2003 july la meilleure forme de suicide pourrait être le couteau de cuisine integré à un scalpel qui pourrait leur permettre de se trancher et la gorge et l'entre cuisse pour être sûr que la mort sera rapide avec une vidange directe des artères....

18 Mar 2003 Chris Sharpen two pencils very sharply, stick one in each nostril and bang your fuckin head on something hard. the pencils will just shoot up into your head and you'll be dead in seconds but be careful: if you don't make it proper it might hurt!!

14 Mar 2003 Roger The best way is definitely cutting your underdeveloped penis off, and then slitting your own throat until you die. *HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!

03 Mar 2003 jasen stewart think of a clockwork orange theme...... strapped to a chair with toothpicks propping your eyelids, forced to digest hours of david schwimer movies......... death shall ensue shortly thereafter

22 Feb 2003 artist23 to masturbate in vitriolic acid

22 Feb 2003 format to masturbate in vitriolic acid

28 Dec 2002 linda smith Get a knife and run out into the street and wait for a car to pass by make sure you do it at night so they won't see you put on all black and walk out into the street and wait for a car when you see a car coming get your knife and stab yourself in the arm run up to the car and say you need a ride to the hospital, while your in the car tell him that your mommy stabbed you and make sure you take your dog with you, while in the car wack off the dog and stab yourself in the chest

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
10 Jun 2003	dick	so you want to know the ultimate question of all time well after much thinking i have decided that this is the best way: strap a timed explosive device to yourself then fall asleep this will then explode while you sleep so its painless and leaves a hell of a mess. yay!
09 Jun 2003	craig	you can choose one of two simple methods go to the laundry room and pick the washer or the dryer. start the machine climb inside and shut the door. The washing machine will drowned and poison you and the dryer will burn and suffocate you, what ever you prefer...
07 Jun 2003	Skidz	First. hook yourself up on the kind of drugs you only used out of distress when you were a child. Gasoline huffing on virgin lungs would work fine. Second. remove all of your clothing. Third. find a nice ladder. and finally. Throw! your body and mind into an 8 foot Fire Ant hill. the mind has bent. the body is gone. style is the key.
06 Jun 2003	hermione granger	let your mum catch u sleeping with your step dad----------- she kill you herself and save you doing it
03 Jun 2003	Tabby	Lay in the McDonalds play house ball pit, and when your obese mom comes in to get you grab her by the leg which will lead to her falling on you and crushing every bone in your body leaving you either dead or paralyzed and really pissed....
21 May 2003	PUNKCHIC411	Well a really stupid way to kill yourself and I know that a 13 year old can afford it is by eating paper till your body can't take it and it kills you, so it's a slow death but at least a 13 year old can buy it. Oh and the website is great
10 May 2003	Harmeet	Well, start by sticking your foot in a toaster. Then turn it on and watch your foot burn. After that's done, cut your left arm off with a monkey wrench. Tie your right arm to your legs. Finally, Jump off a building doing 3 back flips into a pool of cement/quicksand - you pick.
08 May 2003	SheepSlayer	if u wanna kill a baby (which u dont want to do) put them in a microwave and cook them to death!
24 Apr 2003	Cayl	Je l'ai déjà vu dans un dessin humoristique. C'est de lui offrir un costume de Superman et de l'inviter à s'envoler du 15ème étage. Bon, c'est pas vraiment du suicide et il faut que le niard soit limite limite. Mais ça peut amuser une réunion de famille un peu allumée au gros rouge.
19 Apr 2003	dDan	Have sex with five whores a day. In two weeks you'll have every single konwn STD and might have even developed some undiscovered ones! :-O Now you'll die happy AND you'll have a disease named after you.
19 Apr 2003	cat killer	mincing yourself to death
16 Apr 2003	john	jump off a bridge with a thin wire around your neck attached fifty feet up to the bridge. Can you say "Slice"
23 Mar 2003	odd nes	Remove a cord from a standard household lamp. Attach the ends to a fork. stick it in your bum bum. plug the plug end into the wall.
19 Mar 2003	july	la meilleure forme de suicide pourrait être le couteau de cuisine integré à un scalpel qui pourrait leur permettre de se trancher et la gorge et l'entre cuisse pour être sûr que la mort sera rapide avec une vidange directe des artères....
18 Mar 2003	Chris	Sharpen two pencils very sharply, stick one in each nostril and bang your fuckin head on something hard. the pencils will just shoot up into your head and you'll be dead in seconds but be careful: if you don't make it proper it might hurt!!
14 Mar 2003	Roger	*The best way is definitely cutting your underdeveloped penis off, and then slitting your own throat until you die. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!**
03 Mar 2003	jasen stewart	think of a clockwork orange theme...... strapped to a chair with toothpicks propping your eyelids, forced to digest hours of david schwimer movies......... death shall ensue shortly thereafter
22 Feb 2003	artist23	to masturbate in vitriolic acid
22 Feb 2003	format	to masturbate in vitriolic acid
28 Dec 2002	linda smith	Get a knife and run out into the street and wait for a car to pass by make sure you do it at night so they won't see you put on all black and walk out into the street and wait for a car when you see a car coming get your knife and stab yourself in the arm run up to the car and say you need a ride to the hospital, while your in the car tell him that your mommy stabbed you and make sure you take your dog with you, while in the car wack off the dog and stab yourself in the chest