Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
25 Nov 2000	Hewhoshallnotbenamed	Your blood was too arrogant to follow my instructions. Ask your mother.
25 Nov 2000	damborn	Razors pain you and rivers are damp. Acids stain you and drugs cause cramp. Guns are unlawful, nooses give, gass smells awful, You might as well live.
24 Nov 2000	david	take off all your clothes and come with me kid
22 Nov 2000	Ezekial Garrockas	Tell your dad you're going to turn him in for molesting you.
21 Nov 2000		If you dont enjoy life. Change what you are doing. Change what you are thinking. Change who you hang around. Follow your passion and you'll never want to think about suicide. Earl Nightingale said "You become what you think about."
20 Nov 2000	J	What an incredible site! I really think you should take 365 of the best entries and make a 'suicide suggestion' calendar. Oh, and for my suggestion, you could always publish the calendar on glossy laminated paper. Then lock yourself in a closet and burn a few boxes of them until you suffocate.
19 Nov 2000	Mark Murphy	Do nothing. I absolutely, positively can guarantee you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that you will eventually die. In this universe of existential horror, with its unimaginable gulf of time and space, our lives are mayfly brief.
18 Nov 2000	big tim	disrespect me
17 Nov 2000	kettle meaney	The drug ketamine can be used to simulate a near death experience in all its earth-shattering majesty. Actual suicide, in any form, seems uninspired. There are plenty of references to be found online.
17 Nov 2000	toadprincess	eat yer brussell sprouts
17 Nov 2000	righty	listen to these people. listen to your parents, your teachers, anyone who claims to have any kind of authority, the media, law enforcement, psychiatrists, doctors, you local role models. listen to them and you will find a passive suicide. you don't even have to actually do anything. they are more than willing to do the killing for you.
17 Nov 2000	Rich	I don't know, I made it past there and so therefore can't help you. You really need the advice of someone who's already done it, but that probably wouldn't work 'cos they're dead. Someone suggested hiring someone to do it. They said it was too expensive, duh! Pay them after the jobs done, dummy! Anyway, seeing as your question is altogether a bit dumb one wonders whether you might be better placed debating whether you have the intellectual capacity to consider the question from all angles. I think the answer to this is probably no. I wouldn't suggest it as a reasonable course of action anyway, your web skills are pretty damned good, so get a decent job and telework from Mauritius, then you might be happy.
17 Nov 2000	cacogen	Before you die, you must ensure a proper reception. A favorite pet will do. One that has passed on; recently, if possible. Tell it to wait for you. The journey onward will be easier with company. As for the manner of death, might I suggest an ill-advised lunge after an accidentally dropped bottle of sleeping pills at a tall building's edge?
17 Nov 2000	j random stranger	take out your heart you cannot live without your heart put it on the web
17 Nov 2000	bruce	Ask your adult family to: Spoil you; Hug you; Love you to death. Ask your younger family members to: Tease you, Annoy you, or Tickle you to death. After all, we've all heard those expressions used, so they must have worked sometime !
18 Oct 2000	michael	You have to stay alive until you're 30..40 years old, then to recognize that it is already too late to kill yourself because you missed the right time. So you stay alive until age/cancer/a car accident/ (whatever) does the job of doing this liveless life away. More "beautiful": to recognize that you've hurt someone you have never had the wish to hurt and let your soul cry until it is dead. The empty cover may stay longer. --- Hey, is THIS what a kid should worry about?
09 Oct 2000	Andrew Hill	Kill Mouchette's cat and don't tell her why you did it.
25 Sep 2000	Çhriß	To go to the pixelated cat and DO NOT KILL IT. IT WILL EVENTUALLY KILL YOU. Even though you didn't kill yourself, you let something else kill you. It's kinda like suicide?
18 Aug 2000	Scary_person	take a box. think of all the things that you are afraid of. put that in the box. think of the times you wanted to take your favourite steak knife and pierce your father's temple because he refuses to let you see an R rated movie with one of your best friends. put that in the box. think of the times you thought about hurting a family member or loved one. put that in the box. then, think of times when your best friend betrayed you and you wanted to hurt them badly. put that in the box. think of times when you are alone and crying because your father abused you and left marks and you couldn't tell anyone or else the pain would never stop. put that in the box. think of when you are mad at God and how he betrayed you and the world. put that in the box. think of every time you saw a person cry. put that in the box. think of when you were young and carefree and had no problems, but you are thirteen and have more problems than you would never wish on any thirteen year old. put that in the box. think of everyone that has lied to you. put that in the box. think of when you were left home because you were thirteen and your brother or sister is older and they only hang out with older friends. put that in the box. think of all the times you wanted to die. put that in the box. now, seal the box. when you are ready to kill yourself, open it.
13 Jul 2000	squid	Can't you kill Britney instead?

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