|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|13 Aug 2019||henious anus is my name||Just become someone else. Its easy. Just pick who you want to be. It could be someone you know or someone on TV. Pick them and become them. Act like them. Emulate them. Open a website portraying to be them. You can even go so far as to tell the government they have made a mistake with your identity. Get your name changed. Maybe even do some nude modeling, well ok, maybe dont do that. That is not mandatory. But just forget who you are now. It would really help if you could practice speaking in another accent. Like if you are white, pick a name like Roberto Martinez and speak like a mexican. This is just one example. You can be anyone, but when people tell you that you are white just deny it. Even get an attitude about it. Be whoever you want and forget about you now.|
|12 Aug 2019||skunk genocide.||I have begun a new hobbie. Its called hair plucking. All you need is some tweezers. You pluck one hair at a time. If you pluck more than one its ok. No one is going to hold it against you. I actually have two new hobbies. The othe hobbie is trapping animals. I like foothold traps. I skin the animals and tan their hides. I trapped a skunk and i asked someone what to do. There is a product called skunk sleeper. It is a syringe on a stick. The stick is a paint roller extension pole, for painting celings or tall walls. The syringe screws on. The man told me the best liquid to put in the syringe is acetone. I tried this and the skunk started convulsing and shaking and acting like it was in tremendous pain but died quickly. I have been thinking about trying other chemicals. Such as motor oil or brown gravy.|
|09 Aug 2019||Markus the Magnificient||Do you know what happened to me last week? Oh let me tell you all about it. It was just marvellous. It was just smashing, my darling suicide pets. Well first thing is i won an all expense paid trip to Los Angeles. I flew first class on Madrid Air and Tom Cruise picked me up at the airport in a limo. We went to the headquarters of scientology where i met L. Ron Hubbard and lord xenu. I was instructed to do good things and was suggested to join an organisation called PETA. Which stands for people euthanising tasty animals. Tom Cruise drove us around as we kidnapped people's pets. We took them back and injected these animals with phenobarbitol. It stops their heart. We must have set over 100 pets free from the injustice of people owning animals and taking care of them. Then Tom Cruise brought out a bag of chocolate bars and marshmallows and graham crackers. We made s'mores over the dead pet fire. Then we took a private jet to the Taj Mahal and got our pores sucked clean by robots called dermabots. No more blackheads for me. We stopped off in China on the way back and i met a man, a peculiar man wearing sandals and a white martial arts garb selling forks. He said he needed plane fare back home so he could be with his wife. So we flew him home. I want to go back and visit him. Maybe i will do that next week. I might invite Tom Cruise to go with me.|
|06 Aug 2019||Ricky Goldsworth||By hanging|
|04 Aug 2019||Sarah||Pulling you nails 1 by 1
Cutting of you fingers and toes 1 by 1
Cutting of your arms and legs 1 by 1
Pull out your eyes
You should be dead
|03 Aug 2019||not so felicity felicity||secret is we all found this site bc we typed in how to kill yourself|
|03 Aug 2019||not so felicity felicity||hey sis this is soo morbid
im like wow,, if this works i might use this page as my new diary uno? i doubt many people visit it and idk how i found it but i feel like its a sign. i just left school bc i dont want to go back and i work full time now,, so i have no friends and with my mentality not having people to talk to is shitttt.
this is just a tester but if it works hey i just found me a new diary :))
|01 Aug 2019||ryan||im not sure, maybe you can use a blade to cut your wrists|
|29 Jul 2019||falcon force 5||So my super rich uncle came to visit. He told me he was bringing me a gift. He showed me this huge leather glove. I was thinking... Where is the other glove genius? I did not say that but he must have known i was confused. I asked what kind of glove is that. He said the kind to keep your arm from being punctured. Of course i said by what, of course i did. So he then has his servant bring in this mass covered with a thick cloth. He removes the cloth and its a cage with a massive falcon inside. He told me its already trained to hunt. This bird has over 1 meter wing span. So we go hunting, of course we do. This freakin bird brings back a baby goat and sets it by my feet and then flys back on to my gloved hand and forearm. I am thinking this is the coolest thing ever. Most kids get a goldfish, or a puppy for a pet. I have a falcon. That will eat your puppy. The only bad part about owning a falcon is it will poop on you. And it stinks real bad. My uncle said it is strong enough it could carry away small children. And it has a thing for plucking out the eyes. So, i was thinking the best way would be to contact me by email and lets set up an appointment. You can wear a body camera. My falcon can swoop in. The video will show you get snatched up, way up in the air. And then, dropped. 150 meters straight down.|
|29 Jul 2019||tiny spider||mouchette ! my love i love you too much for u to die today .|
|29 Jul 2019||..............||Im not 13 but hav a very ong sucidal story i tried killing myself multiple times when i was 13 and 15 obviously didn work ! Now i have my own kids n i still wish i had. The guts to kill myselfim ruining their lives im no good i feel... Im such a faliur n|
|27 Jul 2019||D.A.R.I.H.||Sniffest thou mine own strawberry tart of thine own will? Thou seeping menstral cunt. Thou art to vile even for the vulture to devour. Even the maggot is repulsed by thee.|
|27 Jul 2019||Monkey||All my life I have felt like something other than a human being. My family tears me down without knowing it and I can't take it. Every day I think about committing suicide and how maybe then I'll catch a break even in hell. I'm 12 and I can say for sure that no matter all the good that's happened and may come suicide is the only option when you feel as pathetic as me. If you read this then please I don't want other people to hurt themselves I just want to hurt me|
|25 Jul 2019||Sajal Ghimire||drown|
|24 Jul 2019||i identify as a walrus.||Whats up with people thinking they can just identify with what ever sex they feel like being that day? Is it so hard to just look between your legs and not be confused? This is one of the simplest things one can do. And dont even start with that tolerance bs. I do not tolerate people who lack enough common sense to know what sex they are, or what bathroom to use.|
|24 Jul 2019||Virginia||Tagliarsi le vene|
|22 Jul 2019||Sasha||open veins|
|20 Jul 2019||echron||Here I am 10 years later. Weird thing is I never come here when I actually want to kill myself. I only come here once I get through that part. Spent my first time under voluntary suicide watch last week. My family is desensitized to my breakdowns so I'm just going to go there now for validation. My other suicidal friends think the nurses are useless but they're not there to help you find purpose, they're only there to stop you from banging your head against the wall or slitting your wrists or jumping from the window. They don't even get paid enough for that. And hey at least I can turn my suicidals into shitty art once I stop crying long enough.
My name is supposed to spelled using a C, but I always used a K growing up because of the book titled 'Veronika Decides to Die'. It was an obscure call for help I expected the world to break the code for and receive instant gratification.
I started spelling it the right way, then I just abandoned my name and gender and age and race and species all together. I am now a jellyfish in a community of other jelly fish that don't see each other based on genitals, self harm scars or social backgrounds. We only love each other based on the mass mounds of jelly we can accumulate in an orgy.
|19 Jul 2019||M-uh-lee with an M.||I need a break. A vacation. I want to go to the annual gooch waxing festival. The only problem is i can not find a muzzle for my itty bitty ensie wensie Shitzu puppy and festival rules is all dogs must be leashed and muzzled. A few years back an unmuzzled dog bit someone right after getting their gooch waxed. They ended up loosing the use of the left side of their labia. I am not sure how they lost that. But anyway, i am just not sire about that right now.|
|16 Jul 2019||Addi||Tide pods|