What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

25 Jun 2000 Gab Da Gob Just keep surfin' on Mouchette's Web Page for hours and hours !!!!

25 Jun 2000 Amorphus Aenema Well put balloons filed with lighter fluid all over your body, grab your genitalia and if male, tie a string soaked in kerosene to your scrotum *not to tight* and run it into a large jug of rubber glue. Proceed to shove a roman candle into you anus light fuse and direct sparks toward glue. Enjoy. (if female simply run a rag soaked in kerosene into vagina and proceed as planed)

25 Jun 2000 mick lyons sucking your thumb

24 Jun 2000 fuktup slash your little body all up, lay in a bath tub full of alchohol. light a match, set yourself on fire. have a gun by the bathtub. when all of your nerves are burnt and you cant feel the flame anymore, blow your fukin brains out.

24 Jun 2000 Janita a) jab a pen in your ear - it will go right into your brain and kill you

24 Jun 2000 Jeroen Just wait until you're twice that old. You'll figure it out.

24 Jun 2000 luke throw yourself onto electrified barbed wire so that your body is shaken around from the electricity until you become a twitching mass of red pulp. and then the blender

23 Jun 2000 Barry Heeeeel veel limonade drinken, echt heeeeeel erg veeeel, zo veel dat je nieren weigeren het nog langer te verwerken en er acuut mee uit scheiten!

23 Jun 2000 sarah getting drowned

23 Jun 2000 kkd &tjb By eating too many kit-kats and drinking dr pepper with pop-rocks.
[hostile take over of computer typing machine: take one half cc syringe and approximately 500 mg hydromorphone with
thirty units water in a vein in your right arm (it hits the heart faster). should do the trick. good luck.]
end transmission

23 Jun 2000 Muadib Stand on the escalator at the mall and let it suck you in. Hopefully it will mangle you and let you bleed to death. Of course now that it has finally happend every mother would tell her story to other children. You would be legend.

23 Jun 2000 Horny 'lil bastard Uh, okay. Get a knife from the kitchen and, while daddy is napping, plunge it into his neck. Be sure to wear gloves and other protective things(heavy raincoat, goggles, mask, ect). Next, while your mommy is making dinner, stab her, into the backof her neck. Bury the knife. Now clean the blood up off of your mommy, and undress her. Now all you have to do is screw her. I've found that the most effective way is to put your penis in her mouth and twirl in a circle, then into the vagina, but that is only my opinion. Now get another knife. While you are srewing her, stab yourself. That way, you can at least have sex before you commit suicide. Happy suiciding!

22 Jun 2000 jessamyn Practice trying to fly over and over from ever increasing heights. You can use a cape or sheet or what ever makes you feel better. I like the idea of a personalized battle cry before you jump, um I mean, fly.

22 Jun 2000 jessamyn Well, under 13 puts a damper on it because it needs to be things they can get their little hands on. Think simple.

21 Jun 2000 Ashley Stab yourself, or take too many headache pills

21 Jun 2000 joe smoking crack with a dead horse then slitting ur wrists and shooting ur self in the head with a shot gun

21 Jun 2000 Eithan Sure I will help you but not in that way. I Eithan I live in California. Killing yourself is not the way what will it prove other than the fact that you are a weak person. Please don't kill yourself!

20 Jun 2000 sidney ¸j'imagine que la moins souffrante serait la tête au fond de sac de couchage et hop dans la piscine,aucune chance s'en tirer.Pcq se couper les veines et se prendre ça provoque des gros étourdissements et faiblesses et tu souffre pas mal longtemps.

20 Jun 2000 potmos You should steal some money frome someones (your parents, teacher etc.)then buy a shitload of LSD pour it all into your bathtub fill the rest up with water, get naked, get in the tub and feel the LSD slowly come in to your brains, this will propably take some time, but u wont be bored ;)

20 Jun 2000 adam Jump off a really tall building and make sure to land direcly on your head

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
25 Jun 2000	Gab Da Gob	Just keep surfin' on Mouchette's Web Page for hours and hours !!!!
25 Jun 2000	Amorphus Aenema	Well put balloons filed with lighter fluid all over your body, grab your genitalia and if male, tie a string soaked in kerosene to your scrotum not to tight and run it into a large jug of rubber glue. Proceed to shove a roman candle into you anus light fuse and direct sparks toward glue. Enjoy. (if female simply run a rag soaked in kerosene into vagina and proceed as planed)
25 Jun 2000	mick lyons	sucking your thumb
24 Jun 2000	fuktup	slash your little body all up, lay in a bath tub full of alchohol. light a match, set yourself on fire. have a gun by the bathtub. when all of your nerves are burnt and you cant feel the flame anymore, blow your fukin brains out.
24 Jun 2000	Janita	a) jab a pen in your ear - it will go right into your brain and kill you
24 Jun 2000	Jeroen	Just wait until you're twice that old. You'll figure it out.
24 Jun 2000	luke	throw yourself onto electrified barbed wire so that your body is shaken around from the electricity until you become a twitching mass of red pulp. and then the blender
23 Jun 2000	Barry	Heeeeel veel limonade drinken, echt heeeeeel erg veeeel, zo veel dat je nieren weigeren het nog langer te verwerken en er acuut mee uit scheiten!
23 Jun 2000	sarah	getting drowned
23 Jun 2000	kkd &tjb	By eating too many kit-kats and drinking dr pepper with pop-rocks. [hostile take over of computer typing machine: take one half cc syringe and approximately 500 mg hydromorphone with thirty units water in a vein in your right arm (it hits the heart faster). should do the trick. good luck.] end transmission
23 Jun 2000	Muadib	Stand on the escalator at the mall and let it suck you in. Hopefully it will mangle you and let you bleed to death. Of course now that it has finally happend every mother would tell her story to other children. You would be legend.
23 Jun 2000	Horny 'lil bastard	Uh, okay. Get a knife from the kitchen and, while daddy is napping, plunge it into his neck. Be sure to wear gloves and other protective things(heavy raincoat, goggles, mask, ect). Next, while your mommy is making dinner, stab her, into the backof her neck. Bury the knife. Now clean the blood up off of your mommy, and undress her. Now all you have to do is screw her. I've found that the most effective way is to put your penis in her mouth and twirl in a circle, then into the vagina, but that is only my opinion. Now get another knife. While you are srewing her, stab yourself. That way, you can at least have sex before you commit suicide. Happy suiciding!
22 Jun 2000	jessamyn	Practice trying to fly over and over from ever increasing heights. You can use a cape or sheet or what ever makes you feel better. I like the idea of a personalized battle cry before you jump, um I mean, fly.
22 Jun 2000	jessamyn	Well, under 13 puts a damper on it because it needs to be things they can get their little hands on. Think simple.
21 Jun 2000	Ashley	Stab yourself, or take too many headache pills
21 Jun 2000	joe	smoking crack with a dead horse then slitting ur wrists and shooting ur self in the head with a shot gun
21 Jun 2000	Eithan	Sure I will help you but not in that way. I Eithan I live in California. Killing yourself is not the way what will it prove other than the fact that you are a weak person. Please don't kill yourself!
20 Jun 2000	sidney	¸j'imagine que la moins souffrante serait la tête au fond de sac de couchage et hop dans la piscine,aucune chance s'en tirer.Pcq se couper les veines et se prendre ça provoque des gros étourdissements et faiblesses et tu souffre pas mal longtemps.
20 Jun 2000	potmos	You should steal some money frome someones (your parents, teacher etc.)then buy a shitload of LSD pour it all into your bathtub fill the rest up with water, get naked, get in the tub and feel the LSD slowly come in to your brains, this will propably take some time, but u wont be bored ;)
20 Jun 2000	adam	Jump off a really tall building and make sure to land direcly on your head