What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

12 May 2014 comedy hour Place your fingers on the left side of your neck and feel around for a pulse. This is where the main vein is located from your heart to your brain. You may need to run in place for awhile to get your heart rate up to find the exact location if you are fat. Take a thin needle and poke a hole in your neck and blood will squirt out in a long stream. Try to aim the stream of blood all over the room so whoever discovers your body will get a bloody sight that looks like something out of a horror movie. They will never be able to forget this image. Try to do this so someone you dont like will be the one to see this. This way you can have the last laugh. Well I am off to have my scrotum waxed, have fun.

01 May 2014 Noah put your penis in a blender. then throw in an arm and your legs. with your remaining arm, drink the cocktail that was once your body. then have an NFL kicker kick your head off your body for a field goal

30 Apr 2014 saponin flavored Get a tall metal pole and point it at the sky during a thunderstorm. It would be even better to wrap up in tin foil. Stand in a bucket of water. Make sure to have some clean undergarments close by, if it does not work you are gonna shit you pants.

23 Apr 2014 two birds one stone Wait untill you hear about a space mission, you know where they launch a rocket to the moon... right. Hide under the launch pad so you can be incinerated by the rockets uhm... fire booster thingy, I dont know what it is called I dont work forNASA. If you do this it will be awesome because you could file a wrongful death lawsuit and get a bunch of money. You know them space programs have millions.

18 Feb 2014 Ronald Regan I read this newspaper article which can be found online, that this kid somewhere in South America died after masturbating forty-something times in a row. Like 42 or 46 times. Something like that. Then just fell over dead. Just food for thought.
Personally I doubt the story is valid because how would they know how many times this kid wacked off? Did he keep some kind of score card? Did he video it? But hey, if you try this method your climax(pun intended) may be much higher than 46.

28 Jan 2014 PrettyMorbid Drinking bleach would be the easiest way. Hanging is a really pretty way to die. But the best way would be any way that leaves behind a big bloody mess. Figure it out.

08 Jan 2014 anonymoose Get some razorwire and glue. step one, make razor wire noose, put on neck. step two glue hands to sides of head. step three jump off high object. it will look like you pulled your head off with pure brute force.

13 May 2013 mathieu with a dildo

20 Apr 2013 j a hammer repeatedly to the face

14 Feb 2013 Troike a suicide kit should include the following:

One pillow case, One shovel, One ant mound, One roll duct tape, and finally One of the neighbors kids.

Use the shovel to put ants in the pillow case and then slip the ant filled pillow case on neighbor kids head and duct tape on.

Die laughing.

03 Feb 2013 tztztzt put a plastic bag over your head. works best under 5 years old

13 Jan 2013 Kate Eat you arm.

03 Jan 2013 Kate Harakiri.
If I write it reign.

28 Sep 2012 Devils_pacifer oh, Hayley you have a body to die for, a love suicide temple!

24 Sep 2012 rotten boy eating the rotten flesh of my father

21 Sep 2012 Dewey Finn 1.) Puncture air venu/arteriyu- myocardial guaranteed.
2.) You can also try to cut through the aorta itself, or any artery ..
3.) Old-fashioned way-rope and soap.
4.) We can also arrange a sickly orgy with dogs or horses there .. well, or with a lot of men with huge members, the main thing that is not very ceremonious .. as final-cutting throats.
5.) Find the Chechen / Afghan terrorists. Surrender them prisoner;)
6.) You can jump off a cliff corny / Skyscraper / any building.
7.) Build a small room-aquarium with bulletproof glass. there spend the water supply (a few pipes, not more so), and covered with a durable cover as the cut in the wall. claustrophobia, agoraphobia and anoxia followed by drowning-beauty;)
PS again sorry for the English.

25 May 2012 the grim reaper get a gun and shove it down your pitiless throat, then shoot. if you do not dies, your a little cretin who is most probably the reincarnation of jesus christ.

07 May 2012 Tim lewis Shove a firework up your bum and get your bestest friend to light it!

16 Apr 2012 hans landa of the SS you can usually find some rat poison to injest under the sink OR just go to the store and open a package and devour it fast. dont let them catch you or they will pump your stomach. there is a fairly new poison on the market today that is banana flavored. yummy. you know you like bananas.

14 Apr 2012 Calliope Hale Pereira To slit your wrists or to connect a piece of fishwire to the edge of a cliff and make it long...tie it round your neck and go back quite far away from the edge. Run swiftly forward and jump off the edge, the fishwire will provide a swift decapiation thus NO PAIN!

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
12 May 2014	comedy hour	Place your fingers on the left side of your neck and feel around for a pulse. This is where the main vein is located from your heart to your brain. You may need to run in place for awhile to get your heart rate up to find the exact location if you are fat. Take a thin needle and poke a hole in your neck and blood will squirt out in a long stream. Try to aim the stream of blood all over the room so whoever discovers your body will get a bloody sight that looks like something out of a horror movie. They will never be able to forget this image. Try to do this so someone you dont like will be the one to see this. This way you can have the last laugh. Well I am off to have my scrotum waxed, have fun.
01 May 2014	Noah	put your penis in a blender. then throw in an arm and your legs. with your remaining arm, drink the cocktail that was once your body. then have an NFL kicker kick your head off your body for a field goal
30 Apr 2014	saponin flavored	Get a tall metal pole and point it at the sky during a thunderstorm. It would be even better to wrap up in tin foil. Stand in a bucket of water. Make sure to have some clean undergarments close by, if it does not work you are gonna shit you pants.
23 Apr 2014	two birds one stone	Wait untill you hear about a space mission, you know where they launch a rocket to the moon... right. Hide under the launch pad so you can be incinerated by the rockets uhm... fire booster thingy, I dont know what it is called I dont work forNASA. If you do this it will be awesome because you could file a wrongful death lawsuit and get a bunch of money. You know them space programs have millions.
18 Feb 2014	Ronald Regan	I read this newspaper article which can be found online, that this kid somewhere in South America died after masturbating forty-something times in a row. Like 42 or 46 times. Something like that. Then just fell over dead. Just food for thought. Personally I doubt the story is valid because how would they know how many times this kid wacked off? Did he keep some kind of score card? Did he video it? But hey, if you try this method your climax(pun intended) may be much higher than 46.
28 Jan 2014	PrettyMorbid	Drinking bleach would be the easiest way. Hanging is a really pretty way to die. But the best way would be any way that leaves behind a big bloody mess. Figure it out.
08 Jan 2014	anonymoose	Get some razorwire and glue. step one, make razor wire noose, put on neck. step two glue hands to sides of head. step three jump off high object. it will look like you pulled your head off with pure brute force.
13 May 2013	mathieu	with a dildo
20 Apr 2013	j	a hammer repeatedly to the face
14 Feb 2013	Troike	a suicide kit should include the following: One pillow case, One shovel, One ant mound, One roll duct tape, and finally One of the neighbors kids. Use the shovel to put ants in the pillow case and then slip the ant filled pillow case on neighbor kids head and duct tape on. Die laughing.
03 Feb 2013	tztztzt	put a plastic bag over your head. works best under 5 years old
13 Jan 2013	Kate	Eat you arm.
03 Jan 2013	Kate	Harakiri. If I write it reign.
28 Sep 2012	Devils_pacifer	oh, Hayley you have a body to die for, a love suicide temple!
24 Sep 2012	rotten boy	eating the rotten flesh of my father
21 Sep 2012	Dewey Finn	1.) Puncture air venu/arteriyu- myocardial guaranteed. 2.) You can also try to cut through the aorta itself, or any artery .. 3.) Old-fashioned way-rope and soap. 4.) We can also arrange a sickly orgy with dogs or horses there .. well, or with a lot of men with huge members, the main thing that is not very ceremonious .. as final-cutting throats. 5.) Find the Chechen / Afghan terrorists. Surrender them prisoner;) 6.) You can jump off a cliff corny / Skyscraper / any building. 7.) Build a small room-aquarium with bulletproof glass. there spend the water supply (a few pipes, not more so), and covered with a durable cover as the cut in the wall. claustrophobia, agoraphobia and anoxia followed by drowning-beauty;) PS again sorry for the English.
25 May 2012	the grim reaper	get a gun and shove it down your pitiless throat, then shoot. if you do not dies, your a little cretin who is most probably the reincarnation of jesus christ.
07 May 2012	Tim lewis	Shove a firework up your bum and get your bestest friend to light it!
16 Apr 2012	hans landa of the SS	you can usually find some rat poison to injest under the sink OR just go to the store and open a package and devour it fast. dont let them catch you or they will pump your stomach. there is a fairly new poison on the market today that is banana flavored. yummy. you know you like bananas.
14 Apr 2012	Calliope Hale Pereira	To slit your wrists or to connect a piece of fishwire to the edge of a cliff and make it long...tie it round your neck and go back quite far away from the edge. Run swiftly forward and jump off the edge, the fishwire will provide a swift decapiation thus NO PAIN!