| Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form. |
| Date |
Name/email Nom/email |
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans? |
| 15 Mar 2012 | George clooney | i once fucked a dog and i told my friends they all laughed so i went home after a while i just thought i give up so i pulled out on my mum and said finish ur self off and went down stairs and cut my wrists and then slept in my own blood for twenty hours before being taken to a gravedigger. Then my dog knifed me for cheating on him with my mum. |
| 12 Dec 2011 | kooky | put your knives in your vagina all in one |
| 15 Nov 2011 | Timothy | Give yourself up to Scientific Experiments |
| 27 Sep 2011 | Alyson | My best friend killed herself earlier this summer, and she was only 14. She hung herself with a shoelace in her closet. So, I mean, that works. |
| 04 Sep 2011 | God-King Equal to Heaven | Puny mortal children! Tell me where you live and I shall devour you piece by piece, ripping your weak flesh off the bone with my golden dagger-teeth. Your cowardice enrages me, my balls are aflame. I will gorge myself on your inferior souls and then urinate on your pathetic mangled corpses. |
| 26 Aug 2011 | J | Being cut up, baked and roasted and fed to your parents in the form of chili. |
| 10 Jun 2011 | bus rider | hang yourself quietly in your parents bedroom before they wake up after drinking a gallon of drano while smoking a pack of menthols. |
| 14 May 2011 | Go to a KFC and tell nigger jokes | |
| 14 May 2011 | Folly Simpleton | Lay your neck on the rail when a freight train is approaching. |
| 03 May 2011 | Shaun the engineer | Being under the age of 13 presents several obstacles with respect to acquiring traditional suicidal tools. The best option would be to utilize physics (the Laws of Momentum Conservation, the Law of Gravity, and Newton’s Second Law of Motion). Falling/jumping, head first, off an elevate structure of approximately 20 feet in height (the top of a 2 story building) or more should be sufficient. Make sure the landing is head first and onto a static surface as to sever the spinal column and fracture the skull. Good Luck! |
| 29 Apr 2011 | abnormal | Drown yourself in your own piss, might take a while but will definitely work ; |
| 16 Apr 2011 | Two more days of life | Do what my cousin did and what im going to do: take some sleeping pills stand on a balcony and when you start to fall asleep lean over the ledge i tried this on my bed as a test run and it just feels like a bad dream as your falling. |
| 27 Mar 2011 | Wicked | Take a shit, smoke a joint, climb into the tub, fill half was full, take a bottle of sleeping pills, cut ur wrist(across and long ways) then cut the cord to something electrical and try holding it above the water till u fall asleep, or passout. If this doent work, try try agin. your young and can play many times. |
| 13 Mar 2011 | Sandy | Lick the toilet bowl everymorning till u get rlyrly rly rly rly rly rlly sikk! |
| 11 Jan 2011 | asshole | Spray paint yourselve black and walk into a kkk area |
| 09 Jan 2011 | jodi clone forfun | I like to leave a knife on the floor sticked with glue on the bottom so the cutting edge is poiting up. Then I love to drop myself into the floor with my eyes closed and see what happens. :) |
| 20 Oct 2010 | Oscar | Bleach, and plenty of it. Nom. |
| 20 Oct 2010 | haha | watching porno and jerk yourself to death |
| 05 Aug 2010 | heaven knows best | why are you afraid to do it, go ahead, it is your life afterall, why bother you die only once and reborn maybe into a monkey for the sins you have committed, so you decide !!! it is your life man!! |
| 19 Jul 2010 | go into pedophile house naked and then shout for help. |
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