What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

07 Aug 2021 .............. We must find the most depressed people in the world and clone them. When the clones get to age 13 we must ask them. Only a 13 year old clone would answer honestly. We keep each clone fully restrained and tortured until age 13. This is to hopefully get them to desire to self terminate. Each clone kept locked in a small cage. Cattle prods all day and glowing orange steel burning them once a month. For 13 years. If they wont comply with this scientific study, they will have electricity pass thru their cage and thru their body until dead, and that this shall be carried out no later than three days prior to the clones "birth" day.
This shall in no way effect

01 Aug 2021 Misti Cooper Tell the football team if they win everyone gets a bj behind the field house. Sodium overdose.

11 Jul 2021 ................. When you at school, skip art class but take scissors, then walk over to the street and slice your juggler vein, then lay on the street and get ran over

07 Jul 2021 poontang lover and fanatic. Rob the candy store. Gun point. When the cops get there screàm you will never tàké me àlive pigs theñ open fire.

05 Jul 2021 Eva Seppuko

30 Jun 2021 califlower At work we do experiments on monkeys. I have a friend that does forensic autopsies and is able to get me a steady supply of semi fresh undamaged brains from humans. Mix that with monkey stem cells and splice the dna in, artificially insemenate and a new race of monkeys will be born. Monkeys with human intelligence. Highly trained monkeys. The cute little monkey lets you pet him. But quickly handcuffs your wrist to his and takes off running. Dragging you behind. Once he gets you in the woods he calls his monkey mates. They take turns beating you with sticks and raping you.

27 Jun 2021 dinkle berry Nonstop shitting.

26 Jun 2021 Yol William Langworth Paper bag over head and slits your wrists

14 Jun 2021 joe nuts fork in outlet

12 Jun 2021 eric eat glass shards

09 Jun 2021 heart broken in Seattle. 💔 Good evening everyone. I am very pleased to be the one to tell you the news. My birth canal is fully dialated to 1cm and I am ovulating. And this one is for sure not a miscarriage. This means I am not pregnant. I am not raising my uncles kid. He only moved in when my dad went to prison.

09 Jun 2021 Craig (not from friday) Find two blind men fighting and say loudly my money is on the one with a knife. Pay close attention to their faces. Die laughing.

06 Jun 2021 Nope Jumping in front of a car about to do it lol wish me luck

01 Jun 2021 Derrick Chowvin Probably the best way is to first mix abunch of speed and fent-nyl. Then go in an abu dahbi corner store. When they run you out for trying to buy someting with funny money, you go outside sit down and wait for the cops to show up. When they do make sure before you get in the back of the cop car you say out loud, and on video, "i cant breathe." Then act a complete neon blue monkey ass until the cop pulls you out and he ends up killing you.

Now, can you imagine the irony. The guy killed by the cop was burning in hell all while cities were set on fire and it was called peaceful. And those that spoke that lie will be burning in hell with all those criminals whose faces were painted in murals on buildings. Lawlessness is in the land.

30 May 2021 JimmieBob Bo Deen High jack the Oscar Meyer weinermobile. Call the cops and the news and tell them what you are doing after you are driving . Lead the cops on a high speed chase on the news. Crash into a moving train.

No one from the entire internet from anywhere can top this method. This is the best method. Dont believe it? Go to your fact checker websites. Ask those guys.

28 May 2021 die laughing Tongue twister, say it thee times fast:

My fat but fierce feline freind flatulates frequently

24 May 2021 cheese wiz extraordinare. Rub acetone on your nipples and then set them on fire. Oooooou yeah baby. Ooou yeah.

23 Apr 2021 just me again i filed my nails into points and realized it smells the same as when a zapper fries a fly

22 Apr 2021 lets make compost. Best way. Kidnapp someone and tie them up in a chair. Tell them we are going to sit here. No one is going anywhere. You have 3 days water and food. Just piss and shit in your pants. You are going to face me. I will not be drinking or eating anything. You are going to watch me starve to death. You may consider making your food and water last longer as we may be here longer. You are going to watch me starve to death. If no one finds us you get to watch me decompose. If no one finds you after that you get to decompose with me. Sorry about that.

22 Apr 2021 Ruo Take some LSD and get crucified by a self-made machine

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
07 Aug 2021	..............	We must find the most depressed people in the world and clone them. When the clones get to age 13 we must ask them. Only a 13 year old clone would answer honestly. We keep each clone fully restrained and tortured until age 13. This is to hopefully get them to desire to self terminate. Each clone kept locked in a small cage. Cattle prods all day and glowing orange steel burning them once a month. For 13 years. If they wont comply with this scientific study, they will have electricity pass thru their cage and thru their body until dead, and that this shall be carried out no later than three days prior to the clones "birth" day. This shall in no way effect
01 Aug 2021	Misti Cooper	Tell the football team if they win everyone gets a bj behind the field house. Sodium overdose.
11 Jul 2021	.................	When you at school, skip art class but take scissors, then walk over to the street and slice your juggler vein, then lay on the street and get ran over
07 Jul 2021	poontang lover and fanatic.	Rob the candy store. Gun point. When the cops get there screàm you will never tàké me àlive pigs theñ open fire.
05 Jul 2021	Eva	Seppuko
30 Jun 2021	califlower	At work we do experiments on monkeys. I have a friend that does forensic autopsies and is able to get me a steady supply of semi fresh undamaged brains from humans. Mix that with monkey stem cells and splice the dna in, artificially insemenate and a new race of monkeys will be born. Monkeys with human intelligence. Highly trained monkeys. The cute little monkey lets you pet him. But quickly handcuffs your wrist to his and takes off running. Dragging you behind. Once he gets you in the woods he calls his monkey mates. They take turns beating you with sticks and raping you.
27 Jun 2021	dinkle berry	Nonstop shitting.
26 Jun 2021	Yol William Langworth	Paper bag over head and slits your wrists
14 Jun 2021	joe nuts	fork in outlet
12 Jun 2021	eric	eat glass shards
09 Jun 2021	heart broken in Seattle. 💔	Good evening everyone. I am very pleased to be the one to tell you the news. My birth canal is fully dialated to 1cm and I am ovulating. And this one is for sure not a miscarriage. This means I am not pregnant. I am not raising my uncles kid. He only moved in when my dad went to prison.
09 Jun 2021	Craig (not from friday)	Find two blind men fighting and say loudly my money is on the one with a knife. Pay close attention to their faces. Die laughing.
06 Jun 2021	Nope	Jumping in front of a car about to do it lol wish me luck
01 Jun 2021	Derrick Chowvin	Probably the best way is to first mix abunch of speed and fent-nyl. Then go in an abu dahbi corner store. When they run you out for trying to buy someting with funny money, you go outside sit down and wait for the cops to show up. When they do make sure before you get in the back of the cop car you say out loud, and on video, "i cant breathe." Then act a complete neon blue monkey ass until the cop pulls you out and he ends up killing you. Now, can you imagine the irony. The guy killed by the cop was burning in hell all while cities were set on fire and it was called peaceful. And those that spoke that lie will be burning in hell with all those criminals whose faces were painted in murals on buildings. Lawlessness is in the land.
30 May 2021	JimmieBob Bo Deen	High jack the Oscar Meyer weinermobile. Call the cops and the news and tell them what you are doing after you are driving . Lead the cops on a high speed chase on the news. Crash into a moving train. No one from the entire internet from anywhere can top this method. This is the best method. Dont believe it? Go to your fact checker websites. Ask those guys.
28 May 2021	die laughing	Tongue twister, say it thee times fast: My fat but fierce feline freind flatulates frequently
24 May 2021	cheese wiz extraordinare.	Rub acetone on your nipples and then set them on fire. Oooooou yeah baby. Ooou yeah.
23 Apr 2021	just me again	i filed my nails into points and realized it smells the same as when a zapper fries a fly
22 Apr 2021	lets make compost.	Best way. Kidnapp someone and tie them up in a chair. Tell them we are going to sit here. No one is going anywhere. You have 3 days water and food. Just piss and shit in your pants. You are going to face me. I will not be drinking or eating anything. You are going to watch me starve to death. You may consider making your food and water last longer as we may be here longer. You are going to watch me starve to death. If no one finds us you get to watch me decompose. If no one finds you after that you get to decompose with me. Sorry about that.
22 Apr 2021	Ruo	Take some LSD and get crucified by a self-made machine