What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

13 Apr 2021 Mr. fortune cookie fortune writer. I remember back in third grade. There was this girl. She was a big girl. Curly hair. Not very easy on the eyes. And everyone hated her for some reason. They wouldnt let her use their crayons or pens. They were mean to her. She missed a couple days once. She came back but she was still sick. The teacher was up in front of the class and all the sudden the whole class wreaked of putrid diarrhea. She had sharted herself in the middle of class. Poor girl was to embarrassed to ask to be excused, so she just sat there in her wet tart filled panties. She was so embarrased in front of the class but then she had to call her parents to bring her some clean clothes too. She cried in the hall. She was to embarrassed to come back in the classroom so she grabbed the scissors on the principals desk and buried them in her neck. She lived and had to come back to class. After that they would sing the diarrhea song and call her the surgeon. This went on for three weeks. We always did show and tell on fridays. Its where you bring something from home, go in front of the class and show it and tell about it. When it was her turn she showed her new coin in her collection. As she is talking about the coin she starts talking about how mean every one is to her and how bad it hurts her feelings. She pulled out a revolver and stuck it in her mouth. The contents of her head splattered on the chalk board. All the other kids started cry and wanting their mommies. I thought to myself i always let you borrow my markers.

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12 Dec 2020 SAMINATHER Stab yourself until there is no more blood.

06 Nov 2020 kingston hi welcome so um lets do this 23 ways to kill your self that<s right 23. 1 jump off a buliding duh. 2 drink acid. 3 eat alot of thumb tacks there not cheap so you be broke and dead. 4 use a chain saw and tear out your spine. 5 jack it to death. 6 not a fan of the last one cut off your penis and bleed to death. 7 eat a eel spine there sharp really sharp. 8 cover your self in honey go knock down wasp hive. 9 get a head ache then drink and eat everthing you have. 10 stab your self im not that boring so do it with a eel spine. 11 get aborted wait . 12 go to a shop then shoot yourself with a eel spine. 13 eat all the burger king foot letus. 14 just sit forever i mean you cant get up for bathroom or water only pussies shoot themself . 15 become a astro nuat then go to the sun . 16 break every window you know of with your head . 17 get ranover. 18 break into a police station with a eel spine. 19 eat human shit then take out your eyes eat them to. 20 over does on eel spines. 21 instead of using hand sanatizer for your hands drinking it would be better. plant bamboo under you then wait bamboo grows fast and it will and can tear threw flesh. 23 realize number 22 didnt have a number in shoc eat a eel spine. 23 pull out your heart and eat it then if you have time swallow a eel spine.

05 Nov 2020 andrew wismor the 5th ok ok so its called jump of death is does your emo child want to kill them self get the jump ahead a ladder for your child all you do is climb the ladder to the highest point and well jump easy for the whole family. jump ahead is not responsible for any one did live through the jump ahead. or surviving . ALSO you can get a free 2 jumps kits for FREE just call 911

02 Nov 2020 Cyber Set yourself on fire! Or jump on a cactus repeatedly! Yay!

13 Oct 2020 Gangsta Mario Jump into a pool of piss and start breathing in like a donkey. That would be funny af

23 Sep 2020 rio well it comes with a litlle spoon thats pink and very cute . with the spoon coated with rat poison , u can lick lick and lick the spoon . when youre done you can gently spoon out your eyes !!! after you do that , pick them up and eat them as your last meal !!!! while you rott on the floor !!! :D

25 Aug 2020 Katie Put gasoline in your mouth and then duct tape your mouth then throw a lighter at yourself

15 Aug 2020 ........... Ask your aunt for sex in front of your uncle

09 Aug 2020 ......... Do a backflip off a 20 story high building and have a bomb ready and land on a crowd of people and blow it up, or set yourself on fire in front of your parents.

29 Jul 2020 ............ Impale yourself on a sword.

21 Jul 2020 пнамиро засунуть голову или прыгнуть сразу в мясорубку

20 Jul 2020 BigFatPenisCuntPotato69 stick your eyes in a toaster

18 Jul 2020 Cu Enfia uma agulha no cu e morre

05 Jul 2020 [W-G]HarlandKearney probably the best and most painful way to die, is to have a fight with me IRL. i live 2 lon yr orsaf ch7 1gt and i would smack about any one of you silly little boys

03 Jul 2020 русская забей в интернете смертельную дозу корвалола
А ВООБЩЕ СДОХНИ ОТ ГОЛОДОВКИ И СОЖГИ СЕБЯ НА КОСТРЕ

29 Jun 2020 Prof Thomas Kessler Turn on your grill. wait till the nasty smoke is gone. you can eat a bratwurst or dring a Sternburg or what you disgusting non germans do.
Later go with the grill in to a closed space (garages are perfect).. be carfull not to burn yourself you want death not pain you can even play music or watch your favorit movie and wait.

19 Jun 2020 Mike Over-beat your meat

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
13 Apr 2021	Mr. fortune cookie fortune writer.	I remember back in third grade. There was this girl. She was a big girl. Curly hair. Not very easy on the eyes. And everyone hated her for some reason. They wouldnt let her use their crayons or pens. They were mean to her. She missed a couple days once. She came back but she was still sick. The teacher was up in front of the class and all the sudden the whole class wreaked of putrid diarrhea. She had sharted herself in the middle of class. Poor girl was to embarrassed to ask to be excused, so she just sat there in her wet tart filled panties. She was so embarrased in front of the class but then she had to call her parents to bring her some clean clothes too. She cried in the hall. She was to embarrassed to come back in the classroom so she grabbed the scissors on the principals desk and buried them in her neck. She lived and had to come back to class. After that they would sing the diarrhea song and call her the surgeon. This went on for three weeks. We always did show and tell on fridays. Its where you bring something from home, go in front of the class and show it and tell about it. When it was her turn she showed her new coin in her collection. As she is talking about the coin she starts talking about how mean every one is to her and how bad it hurts her feelings. She pulled out a revolver and stuck it in her mouth. The contents of her head splattered on the chalk board. All the other kids started cry and wanting their mommies. I thought to myself i always let you borrow my markers.
28 Mar 2021	Биг дик	Нож нахуй
21 Feb 2021	Anal	Anal¿
12 Dec 2020	SAMINATHER	Stab yourself until there is no more blood.
06 Nov 2020	kingston	hi welcome so um lets do this 23 ways to kill your self that<s right 23. 1 jump off a buliding duh. 2 drink acid. 3 eat alot of thumb tacks there not cheap so you be broke and dead. 4 use a chain saw and tear out your spine. 5 jack it to death. 6 not a fan of the last one cut off your penis and bleed to death. 7 eat a eel spine there sharp really sharp. 8 cover your self in honey go knock down wasp hive. 9 get a head ache then drink and eat everthing you have. 10 stab your self im not that boring so do it with a eel spine. 11 get aborted wait . 12 go to a shop then shoot yourself with a eel spine. 13 eat all the burger king foot letus. 14 just sit forever i mean you cant get up for bathroom or water only pussies shoot themself . 15 become a astro nuat then go to the sun . 16 break every window you know of with your head . 17 get ranover. 18 break into a police station with a eel spine. 19 eat human shit then take out your eyes eat them to. 20 over does on eel spines. 21 instead of using hand sanatizer for your hands drinking it would be better. plant bamboo under you then wait bamboo grows fast and it will and can tear threw flesh. 23 realize number 22 didnt have a number in shoc eat a eel spine. 23 pull out your heart and eat it then if you have time swallow a eel spine.
05 Nov 2020	andrew wismor the 5th	ok ok so its called jump of death is does your emo child want to kill them self get the jump ahead a ladder for your child all you do is climb the ladder to the highest point and well jump easy for the whole family. jump ahead is not responsible for any one did live through the jump ahead. or surviving . ALSO you can get a free 2 jumps kits for FREE just call 911
02 Nov 2020	Cyber	Set yourself on fire! Or jump on a cactus repeatedly! Yay!
13 Oct 2020	Gangsta Mario	Jump into a pool of piss and start breathing in like a donkey. That would be funny af
23 Sep 2020	rio	well it comes with a litlle spoon thats pink and very cute . with the spoon coated with rat poison , u can lick lick and lick the spoon . when youre done you can gently spoon out your eyes !!! after you do that , pick them up and eat them as your last meal !!!! while you rott on the floor !!! :D
25 Aug 2020	Katie	Put gasoline in your mouth and then duct tape your mouth then throw a lighter at yourself
15 Aug 2020	...........	Ask your aunt for sex in front of your uncle
09 Aug 2020	.........	Do a backflip off a 20 story high building and have a bomb ready and land on a crowd of people and blow it up, or set yourself on fire in front of your parents.
29 Jul 2020	............	Impale yourself on a sword.
21 Jul 2020	пнамиро	засунуть голову или прыгнуть сразу в мясорубку
20 Jul 2020	BigFatPenisCuntPotato69	stick your eyes in a toaster
18 Jul 2020	Cu	Enfia uma agulha no cu e morre
05 Jul 2020	[W-G]HarlandKearney	probably the best and most painful way to die, is to have a fight with me IRL. i live 2 lon yr orsaf ch7 1gt and i would smack about any one of you silly little boys
03 Jul 2020	русская	забей в интернете смертельную дозу корвалола А ВООБЩЕ СДОХНИ ОТ ГОЛОДОВКИ И СОЖГИ СЕБЯ НА КОСТРЕ
29 Jun 2020	Prof Thomas Kessler	Turn on your grill. wait till the nasty smoke is gone. you can eat a bratwurst or dring a Sternburg or what you disgusting non germans do. Later go with the grill in to a closed space (garages are perfect).. be carfull not to burn yourself you want death not pain you can even play music or watch your favorit movie and wait.
19 Jun 2020	Mike	Over-beat your meat