What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

15 Oct 2002 T-Bonius I think the best way to kill yourself is to let be skullfucked by superman until he nuts and blows the other side off your head off like a shotgun.

10 Oct 2002 chris eat hot sauce and set yourself on fire and run through town while screaming "WALLA WALLA" until some one shoots you

09 Oct 2002 The ZAApperr Best Suicide kit? A wooden box. Open it up and inside is a big red button on a velvet cushion. Push the button and you are gone, just dissapear.

05 Oct 2002 Carolyne Do-it-yourself crucifixion? Make a face and it'll freeze that way...? Maybe it'll be YOU they find under the Christmas Tree this year...

21 Sep 2002 billy-jeana sharp kitchen knives, just tell mom that your learning to cook.

17 Sep 2002 jose iscaya LSD and superman-comics

15 Sep 2002 Lylie jouer au ballon sur l'autoroute
du saut à l'élastique du haut d'1 pont sans élastique
jouer à la bagarre avec un pitt bull

17 Aug 2002 shaun yates Trap yourself in a room full of dangerous things and blind yourself by pouring dish detergent in your eyes then run around until something drastic happens!!!

06 Aug 2002 Six Foot Under Let your friends or someone get a big box to put ya in, dig a hole about 6 foot deep, you get inside the box, let em throw ya in the hole and then bury.
All supplies needed and necessary:
1. you and someone
2.a shovel
3.a boxx
4.a hole
Have fun!

23 Jul 2002 jack meoff it will be fun and entertaining for your friends. first take some gas and a lighter. pour the gas on you and light it up and if u can drink some and light a match in your mouth.

22 Jul 2002 Amethyst Go to school, sharpen up 2 pencils really sharp and go back to your desk stick them up your nose and slam the pencils on the desk, so the pencils go into your brain and puncture it:)

17 Jul 2002 SplitLip The best way to kill yourself when you're under thirteen would be to eat three tubes of toothpaste - and I'm not talking about trial size.
Or you could Roll around nude in the street at noon.

16 Jul 2002 Nurse Betty Use paper maché and wrap your head in it. Let it dry and suffocate. Make sure you leave no holes to breathe through. You might need a friend to help with the fun. Think of all the designs the friend can paint on your soon to be death mask?!

06 Jul 2002 Drew well, Q-tips miht be a fun way to go. Filling ones oesophagus with a handful might be slow, but fun. more entertaining way could be.........

Taking a fork with a grounded handle, and a long wire hanging from the end, opposite the points, you plug the wire into an electrical socket, and stab yourself in the heart, the shock would most likely stop your heart.

Flavoured bleach, plain and simple, include a bottle flavoured bleach that has a sweet flavor to it.

Walk out to the railroad tracks right when the 5:30 express train is coming and lay your head right on the track as it's comming. ::SNAP!:: Lights out.

the simple hair drier, and bath.

getting piss drunk and before sleeping take a whole other bottle and sleep on your back.

your dad's shotgun.

leaping in front of a speeding truck on the high way.

offer yourself to a stranger on the side of the road, they'll kill you, and you'll loose your virginity on the way out.

but me, I'd prefer playing russian roulette with a magnum 5-8 chamber

-Drew

19 Jun 2002 katz sophocating in a giant burst bubblegum bubble

16 Jun 2002 Lisa AKA Sevin most definitely playing 'cowboys and indians' with daddy's shotgun... and if you're looking to do it on purpose... make it look like you were playing 'cowboys and indians' with daddy's shotgun...

12 Jun 2002 Michael V Take a bath and blow-dry your hair at the same time... eventually it's gonna slip out of your slippery small hands and end up giving you a happy ending... So it's a clean death and a very nice light show...

04 Jun 2002 Azul Sedante consume as much candy given to you by as many creepy old men you can. and always say thank you.

29 May 2002 jesus christ Take a big canvas place it in front of a wood chipper and jump in (head first for painless, but if you want the full experience feet first). Now the world can see perfect art. Or wait until you can buy a gun and: Write a piece of modern music entited "machine gun sonata" during the performance empty it all in the audience with one left for you.

27 May 2002 mayaspider arsenic is also a good choice. it would be much more humorous if you did it to yourself. just put some in the sugar jar and forget about. that way you don't have to worry about the guilt. you could also convince yourself that your mother is doing it and lock yourself up in an attic.

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
15 Oct 2002	T-Bonius	I think the best way to kill yourself is to let be skullfucked by superman until he nuts and blows the other side off your head off like a shotgun.
10 Oct 2002	chris	eat hot sauce and set yourself on fire and run through town while screaming "WALLA WALLA" until some one shoots you
09 Oct 2002	The ZAApperr	Best Suicide kit? A wooden box. Open it up and inside is a big red button on a velvet cushion. Push the button and you are gone, just dissapear.
05 Oct 2002	Carolyne	Do-it-yourself crucifixion? Make a face and it'll freeze that way...? Maybe it'll be YOU they find under the Christmas Tree this year...
21 Sep 2002	billy-jeana	sharp kitchen knives, just tell mom that your learning to cook.
17 Sep 2002	jose iscaya	LSD and superman-comics
15 Sep 2002	Lylie	jouer au ballon sur l'autoroute du saut à l'élastique du haut d'1 pont sans élastique jouer à la bagarre avec un pitt bull
17 Aug 2002	shaun yates	Trap yourself in a room full of dangerous things and blind yourself by pouring dish detergent in your eyes then run around until something drastic happens!!!
06 Aug 2002	Six Foot Under	Let your friends or someone get a big box to put ya in, dig a hole about 6 foot deep, you get inside the box, let em throw ya in the hole and then bury. All supplies needed and necessary: 1. you and someone 2.a shovel 3.a boxx 4.a hole Have fun!
23 Jul 2002	jack meoff	it will be fun and entertaining for your friends. first take some gas and a lighter. pour the gas on you and light it up and if u can drink some and light a match in your mouth.
22 Jul 2002	Amethyst	Go to school, sharpen up 2 pencils really sharp and go back to your desk stick them up your nose and slam the pencils on the desk, so the pencils go into your brain and puncture it:)
17 Jul 2002	SplitLip	The best way to kill yourself when you're under thirteen would be to eat three tubes of toothpaste - and I'm not talking about trial size. Or you could Roll around nude in the street at noon.
16 Jul 2002	Nurse Betty	Use paper maché and wrap your head in it. Let it dry and suffocate. Make sure you leave no holes to breathe through. You might need a friend to help with the fun. Think of all the designs the friend can paint on your soon to be death mask?!
06 Jul 2002	Drew	well, Q-tips miht be a fun way to go. Filling ones oesophagus with a handful might be slow, but fun. more entertaining way could be......... Taking a fork with a grounded handle, and a long wire hanging from the end, opposite the points, you plug the wire into an electrical socket, and stab yourself in the heart, the shock would most likely stop your heart. Flavoured bleach, plain and simple, include a bottle flavoured bleach that has a sweet flavor to it. Walk out to the railroad tracks right when the 5:30 express train is coming and lay your head right on the track as it's comming. ::SNAP!:: Lights out. the simple hair drier, and bath. getting piss drunk and before sleeping take a whole other bottle and sleep on your back. your dad's shotgun. leaping in front of a speeding truck on the high way. offer yourself to a stranger on the side of the road, they'll kill you, and you'll loose your virginity on the way out. but me, I'd prefer playing russian roulette with a magnum 5-8 chamber -Drew
19 Jun 2002	katz	sophocating in a giant burst bubblegum bubble
16 Jun 2002	Lisa AKA Sevin	most definitely playing 'cowboys and indians' with daddy's shotgun... and if you're looking to do it on purpose... make it look like you were playing 'cowboys and indians' with daddy's shotgun...
12 Jun 2002	Michael V	Take a bath and blow-dry your hair at the same time... eventually it's gonna slip out of your slippery small hands and end up giving you a happy ending... So it's a clean death and a very nice light show...
04 Jun 2002	Azul Sedante	consume as much candy given to you by as many creepy old men you can. and always say thank you.
29 May 2002	jesus christ	Take a big canvas place it in front of a wood chipper and jump in (head first for painless, but if you want the full experience feet first). Now the world can see perfect art. Or wait until you can buy a gun and: Write a piece of modern music entited "machine gun sonata" during the performance empty it all in the audience with one left for you.
27 May 2002	mayaspider	arsenic is also a good choice. it would be much more humorous if you did it to yourself. just put some in the sugar jar and forget about. that way you don't have to worry about the guilt. you could also convince yourself that your mother is doing it and lock yourself up in an attic.