What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

11 May 2002 Max Hang yourself on a chilly day from a tree in your backyard so you'll be more comfortable to sway in the breeze since strangling is hot and tight. Rub the rope with soap before you hang ( you don't want to die painfully with a hard and tight rope do you?) Wear a turtleneck garment so you'll be comfortable and will reduce the friction caused by the rope burns. This way, you will die comfortably and you'll probaly just choke rather than to feel the rope painfully tightens round your neck slowly.

10 May 2002 Simply Not Here Take some AJAX, crush it up, and sniff it all up. Use approx. 10 boxes! add some moonshine for extra extra fun!!!

To indulge yourself of a real HIGH and invigorating mouthfoaming, nosedroopling experience~!!!!!!!!!

02 May 2002 frederic s'étouffer avec un carambar

02 May 2002 Jan If you're under 13 and you want to kill yourself, I shall do all the things you're not allowed to when you're under 13 first. Like taking some special drugs, order a whore and have unprotected sex, drive your daddy's car... Maybe your life is still fun again with these new pleasures. You have a big chance that one of your new pleasures still would kill you, then you have a nice suicide.

01 May 2002 DANA HOP INTO THE DRYER WHILE IT IS RUNNING

28 Apr 2002 Ildiko Sera I would kill myself, if I would be under 13, through picking the needles of my mother into my eyes&heart. So I think, some sewing tools could fit into your box.

25 Apr 2002 Heather To take a knife and carve pretty little designs in your skin then, as you cut go deeper and deeper until the last petal on the flower means the last of you.

20 Apr 2002 Dumb_AND_Dumber run up to a bee hive or even a wasp nest then scream BLA BLA BLA and then start to kick, punch or even eat the nest/hive. If the bee's are poisonous to u well that is even better, they will sting u to death and u will look like a pin cushion

18 Apr 2002 p. premièrement-avalez 5 billes de plomb de 3 kilos chacune enduites de cyanure
deuxièment-sauter du 15ème étages d'un immeuble dans une piscine avec un sechoir électrique dans chaque main.

11 Apr 2002 CircusClown Sit on an elephant's stool at a circus and wait for the trick where the elephant sits down, then you'll be stuck up its ass where a stupid fuck belongs.

10 Apr 2002 Noelle Eat those little packets of that grainy stuff that comes with various things that says "Do not ingest"

02 Apr 2002 scott drink the medecine you use on your zits

31 Mar 2002 Nick put yerself in tha microwave and put it on....

18 Mar 2002 cyrielle vexenat avaler son nounours et s'etouffer

18 Mar 2002 GaëtaN, Jenny, Thomas se suicider avec un yaourt périmé ou encore se jeter sous une tondeuse à gazon

10 Mar 2002 ben Choke on some Play-doh

08 Mar 2002 Masterpiece first, tattoo the words 'Let Me Rot Where I Die, This Is All I Ask' Fill a large garbage can with superglue and climb on the roof of a large, and popular museum full of rich snobby christians. Locate the glass top (there is always one, accept it) coat yourself with the superglue and jump through the glass. You will fall and stick to the ground, probably horrifying a ton of people... and will stay there, perfectly preserved for all to see. (be sure to land on something expensive, ex. hope diamond, mona lisa, etc) You will freak out a bunch of people in the process, plus have a really neat exibit made out of your superglue-statue, and probably dubbed an amazing artist. Too bad you won't get to have all that money they make off of you. you will become quite an exhibit...

03 Mar 2002 Sob Hang yourself with a yo yo. Play cowboys and indians with real guns. And take a death leap off the monkey bars.

01 Mar 2002 greg eat lots and lots of candy till your teeth rot out then, refuse to eat anything but potatoes (mashed) and drink only coca-cola.

26 Feb 2002 latatia a nutella overdose looking at britney's tour and dreaming about prince William

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
11 May 2002	Max	Hang yourself on a chilly day from a tree in your backyard so you'll be more comfortable to sway in the breeze since strangling is hot and tight. Rub the rope with soap before you hang ( you don't want to die painfully with a hard and tight rope do you?) Wear a turtleneck garment so you'll be comfortable and will reduce the friction caused by the rope burns. This way, you will die comfortably and you'll probaly just choke rather than to feel the rope painfully tightens round your neck slowly.
10 May 2002	Simply Not Here	Take some AJAX, crush it up, and sniff it all up. Use approx. 10 boxes! add some moonshine for extra extra fun!!! To indulge yourself of a real HIGH and invigorating mouthfoaming, nosedroopling experience~!!!!!!!!!
02 May 2002	frederic	s'étouffer avec un carambar
02 May 2002	Jan	If you're under 13 and you want to kill yourself, I shall do all the things you're not allowed to when you're under 13 first. Like taking some special drugs, order a whore and have unprotected sex, drive your daddy's car... Maybe your life is still fun again with these new pleasures. You have a big chance that one of your new pleasures still would kill you, then you have a nice suicide.
01 May 2002	DANA	HOP INTO THE DRYER WHILE IT IS RUNNING
28 Apr 2002	Ildiko Sera	I would kill myself, if I would be under 13, through picking the needles of my mother into my eyes&heart. So I think, some sewing tools could fit into your box.
25 Apr 2002	Heather	To take a knife and carve pretty little designs in your skin then, as you cut go deeper and deeper until the last petal on the flower means the last of you.
20 Apr 2002	Dumb_AND_Dumber	run up to a bee hive or even a wasp nest then scream BLA BLA BLA and then start to kick, punch or even eat the nest/hive. If the bee's are poisonous to u well that is even better, they will sting u to death and u will look like a pin cushion
18 Apr 2002	p.	premièrement-avalez 5 billes de plomb de 3 kilos chacune enduites de cyanure deuxièment-sauter du 15ème étages d'un immeuble dans une piscine avec un sechoir électrique dans chaque main.
11 Apr 2002	CircusClown	Sit on an elephant's stool at a circus and wait for the trick where the elephant sits down, then you'll be stuck up its ass where a stupid fuck belongs.
10 Apr 2002	Noelle	Eat those little packets of that grainy stuff that comes with various things that says "Do not ingest"
02 Apr 2002	scott	drink the medecine you use on your zits
31 Mar 2002	Nick	put yerself in tha microwave and put it on....
18 Mar 2002	cyrielle vexenat	avaler son nounours et s'etouffer
18 Mar 2002	GaëtaN, Jenny, Thomas	se suicider avec un yaourt périmé ou encore se jeter sous une tondeuse à gazon
10 Mar 2002	ben	Choke on some Play-doh
08 Mar 2002	Masterpiece	first, tattoo the words 'Let Me Rot Where I Die, This Is All I Ask' Fill a large garbage can with superglue and climb on the roof of a large, and popular museum full of rich snobby christians. Locate the glass top (there is always one, accept it) coat yourself with the superglue and jump through the glass. You will fall and stick to the ground, probably horrifying a ton of people... and will stay there, perfectly preserved for all to see. (be sure to land on something expensive, ex. hope diamond, mona lisa, etc) You will freak out a bunch of people in the process, plus have a really neat exibit made out of your superglue-statue, and probably dubbed an amazing artist. Too bad you won't get to have all that money they make off of you. you will become quite an exhibit...
03 Mar 2002	Sob	Hang yourself with a yo yo. Play cowboys and indians with real guns. And take a death leap off the monkey bars.
01 Mar 2002	greg	eat lots and lots of candy till your teeth rot out then, refuse to eat anything but potatoes (mashed) and drink only coca-cola.
26 Feb 2002	latatia	a nutella overdose looking at britney's tour and dreaming about prince William