What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

30 Sep 2010 Steve Vai The best way, if there is one, is to walk up to a cop with a toy gun and yell...fuck you pig motherfucker! As you aim at his head. Then your family gets a million dollars and say lots of novenas for you :)

27 Sep 2010 tina ductape a pillow to your head befor going to bed!

27 Sep 2010 leuphana eat all candies from all over the world

22 Sep 2010 Bob Whitacre Swallow yourself

15 Sep 2010 dace OD on haribo?

11 Sep 2010 juniata Can I kill myself today?

11 Jul 2010 Misha Well... eat french fries with poisoned ranch dip?

12 May 2010 tiffany take internally dolls head

27 Apr 2010 reinaldo view all seasons of teletubbies

21 Apr 2010 my friend says pancake syrup kills if you eat too much of it just get a whole box full and drik until you die

16 Apr 2010 Man A. Ger Play Russian Roulette.

15 Apr 2010 step 1 buy watergun
step 2 paint it black (the water gun and not a red door)
step 3 visit local police store and point it around

10 Apr 2010 deykamol With magic and fairies and special cow dairies, gnomes and pixies and other such mixies of wonderful items, a concoction of spring. This is the way you end your life without having gone to much strive.

28 Jan 2010 Leaf Rodersi il fegato bevendo coca-cola

23 Jan 2010 Edvardd Munch swallow a barbie head, or two heads if you don't succeed the first time. enjoy!

15 Jan 2010 s try to fly with you bicycle and at the end if u survive u can blame E.T

13 Jan 2010 stephan by choking on a life saver

01 Jan 2010 wit nose dive the toilet

28 Dec 2009 virtual chic by eating at a chinese buffet,and them after by going to eat burguer with fries and a steak with fries and then by eating a bunch of ice cream i bet you diarrea would attact and you would feel like you commited suicide lol you need Jesus in your life as sson as possible :)

07 Dec 2009 Gilbert Ach, upon thinking about it...i realized...i missed a couple suggestions! Like Walk down into the ghetto blasting Vanilla Ice....and for you special ones...use your telekinetic powers to make the house fall on yourself!...b^^d theres an epic thought for ya!

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
30 Sep 2010	Steve Vai	The best way, if there is one, is to walk up to a cop with a toy gun and yell...fuck you pig motherfucker! As you aim at his head. Then your family gets a million dollars and say lots of novenas for you :)
27 Sep 2010	tina	ductape a pillow to your head befor going to bed!
27 Sep 2010	leuphana	eat all candies from all over the world
22 Sep 2010	Bob Whitacre	Swallow yourself
15 Sep 2010	dace	OD on haribo?
11 Sep 2010	juniata	Can I kill myself today?
11 Jul 2010	Misha	Well... eat french fries with poisoned ranch dip?
12 May 2010	tiffany	take internally dolls head
27 Apr 2010	reinaldo	view all seasons of teletubbies
21 Apr 2010		my friend says pancake syrup kills if you eat too much of it just get a whole box full and drik until you die
16 Apr 2010	Man A. Ger	Play Russian Roulette.
15 Apr 2010		step 1 buy watergun step 2 paint it black (the water gun and not a red door) step 3 visit local police store and point it around
10 Apr 2010	deykamol	With magic and fairies and special cow dairies, gnomes and pixies and other such mixies of wonderful items, a concoction of spring. This is the way you end your life without having gone to much strive.
28 Jan 2010	Leaf	Rodersi il fegato bevendo coca-cola
23 Jan 2010	Edvardd Munch	swallow a barbie head, or two heads if you don't succeed the first time. enjoy!
15 Jan 2010	s	try to fly with you bicycle and at the end if u survive u can blame E.T
13 Jan 2010	stephan	by choking on a life saver
01 Jan 2010	wit	nose dive the toilet
28 Dec 2009	virtual chic	by eating at a chinese buffet,and them after by going to eat burguer with fries and a steak with fries and then by eating a bunch of ice cream i bet you diarrea would attact and you would feel like you commited suicide lol you need Jesus in your life as sson as possible :)
07 Dec 2009	Gilbert	Ach, upon thinking about it...i realized...i missed a couple suggestions! Like Walk down into the ghetto blasting Vanilla Ice....and for you special ones...use your telekinetic powers to make the house fall on yourself!...b^^d theres an epic thought for ya!