What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

27 Nov 2009 GIlbert Under 13 eh? huh...thats a toughy....i would say Nail yourself to a federal buliding but...that might be hard for an under 13 year old.....how about....Anger a Cannibal? that might work nicely.....

08 Oct 2009 zane grab a cup of app juice, and then scream holy mary and toss it at your mom.

28 Sep 2009 Aurélia Ecrasée par un troupeau d'éléphants.

05 Aug 2009 Jjung Eun Don't breathe

29 Jun 2009 Miss Emily and lord Guillaume eaten by foxes.

29 Jun 2009 maggie You could try jumping in front of a moving vehicle. That's always fun, oh and you could take sleeping pills if that does'nt work. Hope that helps!

07 Jun 2009 ulysse you might just put yourself in a huge microwave

28 May 2009 Joose drink everything you find under the sink.

21 May 2009 Anna Pills from parents med cabinet. There is always something at least as lethal as aspirine, in proper dosage can be deadly. Plus, noone asks questions when kid is buying aspirine...

14 May 2009 Fred Tell your dad you slept with his best friend !!!

14 Apr 2009 moo By accident, I suppose.

05 Apr 2009 Yssia with saliva
cof cof

25 Mar 2009 Ariana overdose on pills

06 Mar 2009 mpengi Put on your Superman costume from halloween, and "fly" off the highest structure you can find. People will think it is both cute and tragic, and most importantly of all, your parents will blame themselves.

23 Feb 2009 Christian (My name, yes) If you're under 13 all you have to do is ask your parents if you can go to a shooting range. You can plan when you are going to do this so you can be sure you are ready. You may want to go shooting a few times first to get used to firearms (What I plan on doing) so that you dont make a mistake when you shoot yourself. The best thing to do is aim a pistol at point blank range to your head and squeze the trigger and you will lose all of the pain you have. The setbacks are that someone is going to have to clean up once your dead, your parents might not let you go, and that if you aim the pistol at your head and you wimp out your life will be fucked up... Only do this when your ready.

06 Jan 2009 miniröcke eat a lot of madeleines

23 Dec 2008 Nike JUST DO IT!

16 Dec 2008 Cog First get some fine wire mesh and construct a giant plastic funnel about 4 feet in diameter and put the mesh over the top of the human sized funnel then place the funnel into a open manhole into the sewer, then jump off a building into the funnel.

30 Nov 2008 Erwan HI there instead i suggest the beauty-kit for little girl from pleix, if it doesn't work, then kill yourself with a spoon

26 Nov 2008 Marie-Aimee Pretend to be a flying superhero, and jump off a building!

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
27 Nov 2009	GIlbert	Under 13 eh? huh...thats a toughy....i would say Nail yourself to a federal buliding but...that might be hard for an under 13 year old.....how about....Anger a Cannibal? that might work nicely.....
08 Oct 2009	zane	grab a cup of app juice, and then scream holy mary and toss it at your mom.
28 Sep 2009	Aurélia	Ecrasée par un troupeau d'éléphants.
05 Aug 2009	Jjung Eun	Don't breathe
29 Jun 2009	Miss Emily and lord Guillaume	eaten by foxes.
29 Jun 2009	maggie	You could try jumping in front of a moving vehicle. That's always fun, oh and you could take sleeping pills if that does'nt work. Hope that helps!
07 Jun 2009	ulysse	you might just put yourself in a huge microwave
28 May 2009	Joose	drink everything you find under the sink.
21 May 2009	Anna	Pills from parents med cabinet. There is always something at least as lethal as aspirine, in proper dosage can be deadly. Plus, noone asks questions when kid is buying aspirine...
14 May 2009	Fred	Tell your dad you slept with his best friend !!!
14 Apr 2009	moo	By accident, I suppose.
05 Apr 2009	Yssia	with saliva cof cof
25 Mar 2009	Ariana	overdose on pills
06 Mar 2009	mpengi	Put on your Superman costume from halloween, and "fly" off the highest structure you can find. People will think it is both cute and tragic, and most importantly of all, your parents will blame themselves.
23 Feb 2009	Christian (My name, yes)	If you're under 13 all you have to do is ask your parents if you can go to a shooting range. You can plan when you are going to do this so you can be sure you are ready. You may want to go shooting a few times first to get used to firearms (What I plan on doing) so that you dont make a mistake when you shoot yourself. The best thing to do is aim a pistol at point blank range to your head and squeze the trigger and you will lose all of the pain you have. The setbacks are that someone is going to have to clean up once your dead, your parents might not let you go, and that if you aim the pistol at your head and you wimp out your life will be fucked up... Only do this when your ready.
06 Jan 2009	miniröcke	eat a lot of madeleines
23 Dec 2008	Nike	JUST DO IT!
16 Dec 2008	Cog	First get some fine wire mesh and construct a giant plastic funnel about 4 feet in diameter and put the mesh over the top of the human sized funnel then place the funnel into a open manhole into the sewer, then jump off a building into the funnel.
30 Nov 2008	Erwan	HI there instead i suggest the beauty-kit for little girl from pleix, if it doesn't work, then kill yourself with a spoon
26 Nov 2008	Marie-Aimee	Pretend to be a flying superhero, and jump off a building!