What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

14 Aug 2011 tony Catch a tiger by the toe

15 Jul 2011 Sackman By jumping into a pit of zombies.

10 Jul 2011 overdose on sugar.

10 Jul 2011 deadhalf just open the all out or mortein bottle used to kill mosquitoes and drink it at night.
by morning every one will realise ur importance bt u wl be long gone

06 Jul 2011 Sippl Shout "Leeroy Jenkins" and run in a room full of deadly dragon fly thingys.

09 Jun 2011 God Buy a Necronomicon; join your local Cthulhu cult (or form it) and perform horrible rituals.

Then the Cthulhu will eventually rise and all will be destroyed.

Take everybody with you!

06 Jun 2011 Troy Collect 20 cigarette butts. Unravel the paper from the cigarette butts. Put the cigarette butts in glass, and pour hot coffee over them. Allow the cigarette butts to soak over night. The next day, drink the entire cup of coffee. You should die within 15 minutes.
P.S. I am not suggesting you commit suicide.

28 May 2011 LXX steal something from a friend, and keep it in a box, after a week has passed, wrap the box like a present and give it back.

11 May 2011 Juano diying of laughter.

28 Mar 2011 lee cement shoes

19 Mar 2011 goffick Leave some mayonaise in the sun, and make yourself a sandwich. Misery loves company, that company happens to be Salmonella poisoning.

15 Mar 2011 Professeur_Jackmann Dans tous les cas, ne vous suicidez pas sur le réseau de la RATP, ou bien veuillez accepter une restriction.

Pour en savoir plus, écoutez ma chanson

http://dl.free.fr/lF7KYII9q

23 Jan 2011 coco you could eat a million of m&m´s

20 Dec 2010 Magnus Chew on a powercord, fast and efficient.

05 Dec 2010 Jade Drink Kool-aid until you die from ....drinking too much Kool-aid.

05 Dec 2010 Auguste Swallowing small parts of toys.

23 Nov 2010 emostacy well most of us are on pills or our family has a medicine cabnet so get a few of your friends and tell them to bring at least 3 diffrents pills and you can mix them in a bowl onthe table and add some alcahol in there and make suicide cerial its better then cheerios and its easy and fast and painless

22 Nov 2010 Eliza Play with a plastic bag in your crib.

16 Nov 2010 cecilia choke on your tears

08 Nov 2010 Rex Overdose on candy.

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
14 Aug 2011	tony	Catch a tiger by the toe
15 Jul 2011	Sackman	By jumping into a pit of zombies.
10 Jul 2011		overdose on sugar.
10 Jul 2011	deadhalf	just open the all out or mortein bottle used to kill mosquitoes and drink it at night. by morning every one will realise ur importance bt u wl be long gone
06 Jul 2011	Sippl	Shout "Leeroy Jenkins" and run in a room full of deadly dragon fly thingys.
09 Jun 2011	God	Buy a Necronomicon; join your local Cthulhu cult (or form it) and perform horrible rituals. Then the Cthulhu will eventually rise and all will be destroyed. Take everybody with you!
06 Jun 2011	Troy	Collect 20 cigarette butts. Unravel the paper from the cigarette butts. Put the cigarette butts in glass, and pour hot coffee over them. Allow the cigarette butts to soak over night. The next day, drink the entire cup of coffee. You should die within 15 minutes. P.S. I am not suggesting you commit suicide.
28 May 2011	LXX	steal something from a friend, and keep it in a box, after a week has passed, wrap the box like a present and give it back.
11 May 2011	Juano	diying of laughter.
28 Mar 2011	lee	cement shoes
19 Mar 2011	goffick	Leave some mayonaise in the sun, and make yourself a sandwich. Misery loves company, that company happens to be Salmonella poisoning.
15 Mar 2011	Professeur_Jackmann	Dans tous les cas, ne vous suicidez pas sur le réseau de la RATP, ou bien veuillez accepter une restriction. Pour en savoir plus, écoutez ma chanson http://dl.free.fr/lF7KYII9q
23 Jan 2011	coco	you could eat a million of m&m´s
20 Dec 2010	Magnus	Chew on a powercord, fast and efficient.
05 Dec 2010	Jade	Drink Kool-aid until you die from ....drinking too much Kool-aid.
05 Dec 2010	Auguste	Swallowing small parts of toys.
23 Nov 2010	emostacy	well most of us are on pills or our family has a medicine cabnet so get a few of your friends and tell them to bring at least 3 diffrents pills and you can mix them in a bowl onthe table and add some alcahol in there and make suicide cerial its better then cheerios and its easy and fast and painless
22 Nov 2010	Eliza	Play with a plastic bag in your crib.
16 Nov 2010	cecilia	choke on your tears
08 Nov 2010	Rex	Overdose on candy.