Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form. |
Date |
Name/email Nom/email |
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans? |
04 Nov 1999 | chewbacca | bleach and amonia mix |
04 Nov 1999 | G7oria | When I was 12 I stuck my head in a deep fryer at the restaurant my parents owned.(unfortunately someone saw me and pulled me out). Another idea is to clip metal onto your ears, then attach wires on each end into a 9 volt (or higher) battery or an electrical outlet |
04 Nov 1999 | ryan | While your parents are asleep go out to your garage and start their car make sure all doors and windows are shut and take a garden hose inside of your muffler put the other end in your nice warm auto and go to sleep they will wake to a surprise when they find you that next morning. |
04 Nov 1999 | zeek | choke to death on jelly beans |
04 Nov 1999 | SHARKY | SLIT YOUR RISTS,THEN LIE IN A BATHTUB OF WATER WHICH IS AT 37.5 DEGREES CELCIUS. |
04 Nov 1999 | Sir X | Stop eating. |
04 Nov 1999 | christoph selbach | ...eat chocolate until you burst |
04 Nov 1999 | Richard | Set up a website and advertise yourself as being thirteen and available for functions - bhar-mitzvah's and ritual child abuse as long as it is super super violent. After a year on the circuit, asuming you live that long, I'm sure you won't need any more suggestions. You will be a positive font of self termination ideas |
04 Nov 1999 | Doc | Cut your dick off. Prove you have the balls to do watch yourself bleed to death |
04 Nov 1999 | Derth Goadly | Go into your school. Fuck the hottest person in the school. Stab yourself to death in front of everyone. Blame it on everyone in a note. |
04 Nov 1999 | MonTon Des`Coup | Study, become a nerd, the rednecks will make your life a living hell, then get daddy's gun and blow your brains out. |
04 Nov 1999 | simon | Piss off the localpedophile so much that he rapes you and then kills you. |
04 Nov 1999 | SiE | I suggest slow, highly painful and overly elabortate repeative motions, i.e. carefully insert one finger (id suggest the marriage-ring one, for sake of dramatics) topped with a sharply pointed silver tooth (fashioned like a nail ring), into that small delicate hole you claim to not have yet breeched. Make sure you reach far enough up (towards your womb, not bowles, as that could get messy!) and now using quick flicks of the wrist try locating your 'cherry', this is sure induce much bleeding. Now with the other hand enject your arm with "drano", for the last preformance was just that, a preformance (it wont actully kill you), to be captured on video (so every last one you left behind will wittness your legacy!) p.s. make sure you keep the "drano" off camera, maintaining the glamorous illusion. |
04 Nov 1999 | Corwin | Take your parent's gun, hold up a gun shop with it, and take all the assault/automatic rifles you can carry. Then go to an NRA or other Right-to-bear-Arms (shoot somebody and take their car to get there unless you can walk). Rally and spray everybody there with bullets. Save the last one for yourself. |
04 Nov 1999 | Sarah | Take all of those pretty little stuffed animals you have, douse them in gasoline, light a match and BURN baby BURN! It cheap and yet, oh so effective! |
04 Nov 1999 | James | 1.) Find a pedophile chatroom on the internet. 2.) Make a friend. 3.) Agree to meet this "friend". |
04 Nov 1999 | Robert Loder | The best way to kill yourself if your under thirteen is to go out and sit down on the train tracks nearest you and pray that your life be taken from you. Wish that you had never been born, then if our father realy subspises you he will take your life. But before you die ask yourself one question? Is this fucked up world worth your precious time and energy. |
04 Nov 1999 | roberto | hang yourself |
04 Nov 1999 | Daniel B. Carnahan Jr. | -Jumping out a window. -Drinking milk if you are lactos intolerint.? -Hanging yourself. -Shooting yourself with your dad's gun, that is fucked up. -Riding your bike in to oncoming traffic. When this game is made i want to be the first to own it. |
03 Nov 1999 | Patrick Noland | Take a knife and stab your self repetedly untill you bleed to death. |
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