What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

17 Dec 1999 Vambot5 Try to give oral sex to a foot-long hot dog ... all the way down! That way the kid will feel that he or she has done something sick and perverted and morally wrong before he/she chokes on it.

17 Dec 1999 Herny6 Meanwhile you are being injected ebola through your neck veins and having your nails taken out by the ones you love, you are enjoying a burning black dawning.

17 Dec 1999 cosby Flintstone vitamines, when consumed in large quantities can cause death to children such as yourself. Just be sure not to vomit before you finish the entire bottle. Kids only weigh 80 or 90 lbs. so I'm pretty sure that would be enough. Kids don't have access to real drugs to over dose on. Elvis died of a drug over dose, wouldn't you like to be like Elvis, oh wait Elvis didnt kill himself. Well, then pretend that you are some other rock star. It is very important that you take on the persona of a rock star.

16 Dec 1999 george behnke Taking your brothers jock strap and hanging yourself from it!

16 Dec 1999 Gus Envision life as it is and think of the possible ways your life will turn into. Many of them will serve such a cause!

16 Dec 1999 rak Shove a dildo (your moms, sisters) down your throat until he or she can not breathe and in the letter to the parents note the homosexual tendencies given to him by his father and if it's a girl have her write the shamefull sluttiness of her adulterous mother drove her insane and this was the best way to show her

16 Dec 1999 dedo love any one

15 Dec 1999 Simon Overdosing on Amphetamines seems to be popular these days.

15 Dec 1999 katie OD on your cats pain killers

14 Dec 1999 larry under a steamroller

14 Dec 1999 Jorel Cruz Just so you could make it fast, just get a gun and shoot yourself in the head. Or pay somone to murder you.

14 Dec 1999 padre A poorly-aimed slingshot.

14 Dec 1999 rt Stuff your pockets full of candy and (wearing a trenchcoat would be much better than normal, every-day attire), and head over to the tallest building in your area. once there, find your way to the roof. After you've gotten to the roof, it's easy. jump. When you land, candy will explode from your over-stuffed pockets. and children around the area will love you. You'll be just like a pinata! Your story will be passed down from generation after generation of children, because everyone loves a pinata.

14 Dec 1999 nathan Jump into a meat grinder.

14 Dec 1999 tell me yours. Hmmmmm.... lets see, you could drink six bottles of robitussin, and and go into a dxm induced phychotic rage and separate mind from body causing you to die wihout knowing you're dead. I call that the 6-pack special.

14 Dec 1999 Moi To sit in a dark locked, completely empty dark room until you go insane and you die from being loveless, hopeless, thoughtless, and starvation. May take a while, but insanity is an interesting journey.

14 Dec 1999 Karli Dont leave a note, jump down the stairs and make sure you land on your head so you break your neck. Then the cops have to figure out wether or not you were pushed & if you were lucky your parents would be blamed.
Or slice your face up with razorblades so that you slowly bleed to death, as this is happening try to gouge out your eyes with a wooden spoon! If you are still alive after all that, try to find your own hart and rip it out with a large metal object, untill you slowly run out of breath and die!!!

14 Dec 1999 needle Pretend you're really 31 and realise how little you've done with your life. Then you'll just spontaneously combust.

14 Dec 1999 taylor Something to do with ropes and chains.. no wait. no. Death comes at night while not watching. No, watching television. not watching at all. Paying attention is mindless. Cans and needles filled with carbolic acid. Steroids for the mind. Mind this, mind you. Mind your mother. Mind what they say. Don't kill yourself, it's bad, you will go to hell. Hell is portrayed on television. Faceless masses billowing forth stench and hate. US courts telling us what we can and can't look at.

watch tv and listen to what they tell you, listen to what they want you to hear. that is the best way to kill yourself whan you are under 13.

14 Dec 1999 Colin Inhale the fumes from a pile of burning barbie dolls.

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
17 Dec 1999	Vambot5	Try to give oral sex to a foot-long hot dog ... all the way down! That way the kid will feel that he or she has done something sick and perverted and morally wrong before he/she chokes on it.
17 Dec 1999	Herny6	Meanwhile you are being injected ebola through your neck veins and having your nails taken out by the ones you love, you are enjoying a burning black dawning.
17 Dec 1999	cosby	Flintstone vitamines, when consumed in large quantities can cause death to children such as yourself. Just be sure not to vomit before you finish the entire bottle. Kids only weigh 80 or 90 lbs. so I'm pretty sure that would be enough. Kids don't have access to real drugs to over dose on. Elvis died of a drug over dose, wouldn't you like to be like Elvis, oh wait Elvis didnt kill himself. Well, then pretend that you are some other rock star. It is very important that you take on the persona of a rock star.
16 Dec 1999	george behnke	Taking your brothers jock strap and hanging yourself from it!
16 Dec 1999	Gus	Envision life as it is and think of the possible ways your life will turn into. Many of them will serve such a cause!
16 Dec 1999	rak	Shove a dildo (your moms, sisters) down your throat until he or she can not breathe and in the letter to the parents note the homosexual tendencies given to him by his father and if it's a girl have her write the shamefull sluttiness of her adulterous mother drove her insane and this was the best way to show her
16 Dec 1999	dedo	love any one
15 Dec 1999	Simon	Overdosing on Amphetamines seems to be popular these days.
15 Dec 1999	katie	OD on your cats pain killers
14 Dec 1999	larry	under a steamroller
14 Dec 1999	Jorel Cruz	Just so you could make it fast, just get a gun and shoot yourself in the head. Or pay somone to murder you.
14 Dec 1999	padre	A poorly-aimed slingshot.
14 Dec 1999	rt	Stuff your pockets full of candy and (wearing a trenchcoat would be much better than normal, every-day attire), and head over to the tallest building in your area. once there, find your way to the roof. After you've gotten to the roof, it's easy. jump. When you land, candy will explode from your over-stuffed pockets. and children around the area will love you. You'll be just like a pinata! Your story will be passed down from generation after generation of children, because everyone loves a pinata.
14 Dec 1999	nathan	Jump into a meat grinder.
14 Dec 1999	tell me yours.	Hmmmmm.... lets see, you could drink six bottles of robitussin, and and go into a dxm induced phychotic rage and separate mind from body causing you to die wihout knowing you're dead. I call that the 6-pack special.
14 Dec 1999	Moi	To sit in a dark locked, completely empty dark room until you go insane and you die from being loveless, hopeless, thoughtless, and starvation. May take a while, but insanity is an interesting journey.
14 Dec 1999	Karli	Dont leave a note, jump down the stairs and make sure you land on your head so you break your neck. Then the cops have to figure out wether or not you were pushed & if you were lucky your parents would be blamed. Or slice your face up with razorblades so that you slowly bleed to death, as this is happening try to gouge out your eyes with a wooden spoon! If you are still alive after all that, try to find your own hart and rip it out with a large metal object, untill you slowly run out of breath and die!!!
14 Dec 1999	needle	Pretend you're really 31 and realise how little you've done with your life. Then you'll just spontaneously combust.
14 Dec 1999	taylor	Something to do with ropes and chains.. no wait. no. Death comes at night while not watching. No, watching television. not watching at all. Paying attention is mindless. Cans and needles filled with carbolic acid. Steroids for the mind. Mind this, mind you. Mind your mother. Mind what they say. Don't kill yourself, it's bad, you will go to hell. Hell is portrayed on television. Faceless masses billowing forth stench and hate. US courts telling us what we can and can't look at. watch tv and listen to what they tell you, listen to what they want you to hear. that is the best way to kill yourself whan you are under 13.
14 Dec 1999	Colin	Inhale the fumes from a pile of burning barbie dolls.