What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

25 Feb 2000 )()()()()()((e))(( Work for 40 years in the Cayman islands so you earn a tax free income, meanwhile live on the streets and own no material possesions. With the accumulated money buy large chunks of rocks from poor third world families, not corporations, then in some little village in Africa or Mexico use the rocks to build a castle without any help from labourors or workers. Make sure the castle has a parking lot on the roof and many many bedrooms. Next buy expensive machinery and computers and install throughout the castle. Finally buy a fleet of fancy cars and drive one off the parking lot on the roof while the villagers watch from a fair distance!

24 Feb 2000 CAsPer I HaVe nO dOUbt AbOut uSinG a GuN

22 Feb 2000 Martin Tedder Suffocate yourself under your own blankets. Try to see how far you can let yourself go in a small amount of time. The, almost orgasmic state you can get yourself after you can get your almost final breath before you kill yourself is enough to keep yourself alive..............

trust me

22 Feb 2000 Carl With a semi-automatic weapon stolen from your parents in a classroom of your peers taking a few of those little bastards with you. All the while cranked completely sideways on your pops viagra and your moms "perscription" medicine wearing that butt ass ugly sweater that your bitch grandma sent you for your birthday 3 months late. Don't forget to pack the suicide note in your back pocket stating that your dog molested you and that you heard the voices of your parents in the back of your head actually talking to you freaking you the fuck out and your dream of being noticed and this being the only sure SHOT.

22 Feb 2000 Corsav Drip blood all over your body, cut a tiny hold in your throat and mutilate your face. All this to freak people out...Then splatter pink paint everywhere in your room.
After doing all this, lay down on your bed (which will also be covered with pink paint), wearing a bright red dress. Slowly cut your wrist and just lay there till your blood is all gone.

22 Feb 2000 Carlin Reed Drink everything in the house you can find that has a "Mr. Yuk" sticker on it.

20 Feb 2000 Poo 52 valiums and a bottle of anti-freeze in the form of a slushy with kool-aid and sugar (nevermind the sugar, since anti-freeze is sweet). In a blender with ice....voila

19 Feb 2000 Padre Navidad A poorly aimed slingshot

19 Feb 2000 Dusk I suggest taking all the pills in an aspirin bottle, and swallowing them with a glass of bleach, your heart will burst to say the least

19 Feb 2000 Logan The best way to kill yourself when you are 13 is to wait a few years until you are old and depressed. Then your young years will be gone. You won't be yourself any longer.

19 Feb 2000 Tirabelle Despite being underage, it's easy to get a wide range of fun explosives. An M-80 or two, glued to the chest and lit can provide a spectacular flare of light and vital organs. Jumping off a building just before the explosion has the added effect of bringing others down with you!

18 Feb 2000 Robert Eat something from MacDonalds

18 Feb 2000 sonika_tRiP Hi my name is Danny I am 12 years old, fuck you all...

16 Feb 2000 Maurizio Try to stop a train. You'll leave an interesting looking corpse, and, if you're mother is present, she will most likely join you shortly.
Enjoy!

16 Feb 2000 HACUNAMATATA Hang Your self BY The Balls

15 Feb 2000 Hubz It would depend on the effect you wanted to achieve when you were found. A very graphic bloody mess that involves a lot of emotion, or the secretive die in your sleep with a lot of surprise when you don't wake up. Go for the blood element, lots of blood sure to surprise the finder. Best parts are the upper thigh area, wrist and the sides of the neck.

15 Feb 2000 John Drown yourself in something thick, rich and chewy.

15 Feb 2000 Akasha wait under a high building till someone else tries to kill himself.... then get hit by his body ... nothing easier than that:)

15 Feb 2000 Mike Slowly...with a hand-held cheese grater. This also works well for children over 13.

15 Feb 2000 Nostrildamus 2 - corkscrews *NOT CHROMED*
1 - flourescent light bulb, intact.
1 - extension cord, clipped, and frayed so each end can stretch about 5 feet apart.
Take corkscrews, Plunge 1 into each leg, on top of the thigh area.
Take 1 end of the frayed extension cord, (while not plugged in) and loop around one of the corkscrews.
Take the other end of the extension cord (Still not plugged in) and loop it around the other corkscrew.
Lay on your back near an outlet, and place the plug between your feet, so as to plug it in with your feet (dont plug it in yet)
Take the flourescent light bulb, and put one hand on each end, touching the metal contacts. (it may help to get a friend to tape your hands to it so they dont blow off)
Now, plug the cord in, and watch the light show!!!

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
25 Feb 2000	)()()()()()((e))((	Work for 40 years in the Cayman islands so you earn a tax free income, meanwhile live on the streets and own no material possesions. With the accumulated money buy large chunks of rocks from poor third world families, not corporations, then in some little village in Africa or Mexico use the rocks to build a castle without any help from labourors or workers. Make sure the castle has a parking lot on the roof and many many bedrooms. Next buy expensive machinery and computers and install throughout the castle. Finally buy a fleet of fancy cars and drive one off the parking lot on the roof while the villagers watch from a fair distance!
24 Feb 2000	CAsPer	I HaVe nO dOUbt AbOut uSinG a GuN
22 Feb 2000	Martin Tedder	Suffocate yourself under your own blankets. Try to see how far you can let yourself go in a small amount of time. The, almost orgasmic state you can get yourself after you can get your almost final breath before you kill yourself is enough to keep yourself alive.............. trust me
22 Feb 2000	Carl	With a semi-automatic weapon stolen from your parents in a classroom of your peers taking a few of those little bastards with you. All the while cranked completely sideways on your pops viagra and your moms "perscription" medicine wearing that butt ass ugly sweater that your bitch grandma sent you for your birthday 3 months late. Don't forget to pack the suicide note in your back pocket stating that your dog molested you and that you heard the voices of your parents in the back of your head actually talking to you freaking you the fuck out and your dream of being noticed and this being the only sure SHOT.
22 Feb 2000	Corsav	Drip blood all over your body, cut a tiny hold in your throat and mutilate your face. All this to freak people out...Then splatter pink paint everywhere in your room. After doing all this, lay down on your bed (which will also be covered with pink paint), wearing a bright red dress. Slowly cut your wrist and just lay there till your blood is all gone.
22 Feb 2000	Carlin Reed	Drink everything in the house you can find that has a "Mr. Yuk" sticker on it.
20 Feb 2000	Poo	52 valiums and a bottle of anti-freeze in the form of a slushy with kool-aid and sugar (nevermind the sugar, since anti-freeze is sweet). In a blender with ice....voila
19 Feb 2000	Padre Navidad	A poorly aimed slingshot
19 Feb 2000	Dusk	I suggest taking all the pills in an aspirin bottle, and swallowing them with a glass of bleach, your heart will burst to say the least
19 Feb 2000	Logan	The best way to kill yourself when you are 13 is to wait a few years until you are old and depressed. Then your young years will be gone. You won't be yourself any longer.
19 Feb 2000	Tirabelle	Despite being underage, it's easy to get a wide range of fun explosives. An M-80 or two, glued to the chest and lit can provide a spectacular flare of light and vital organs. Jumping off a building just before the explosion has the added effect of bringing others down with you!
18 Feb 2000	Robert	Eat something from MacDonalds
18 Feb 2000	sonika_tRiP	Hi my name is Danny I am 12 years old, fuck you all...
16 Feb 2000	Maurizio	Try to stop a train. You'll leave an interesting looking corpse, and, if you're mother is present, she will most likely join you shortly. Enjoy!
16 Feb 2000	HACUNAMATATA	Hang Your self BY The Balls
15 Feb 2000	Hubz	It would depend on the effect you wanted to achieve when you were found. A very graphic bloody mess that involves a lot of emotion, or the secretive die in your sleep with a lot of surprise when you don't wake up. Go for the blood element, lots of blood sure to surprise the finder. Best parts are the upper thigh area, wrist and the sides of the neck.
15 Feb 2000	John	Drown yourself in something thick, rich and chewy.
15 Feb 2000	Akasha	wait under a high building till someone else tries to kill himself.... then get hit by his body ... nothing easier than that:)
15 Feb 2000	Mike	Slowly...with a hand-held cheese grater. This also works well for children over 13.
15 Feb 2000	Nostrildamus	2 - corkscrews NOT CHROMED 1 - flourescent light bulb, intact. 1 - extension cord, clipped, and frayed so each end can stretch about 5 feet apart. Take corkscrews, Plunge 1 into each leg, on top of the thigh area. Take 1 end of the frayed extension cord, (while not plugged in) and loop around one of the corkscrews. Take the other end of the extension cord (Still not plugged in) and loop it around the other corkscrew. Lay on your back near an outlet, and place the plug between your feet, so as to plug it in with your feet (dont plug it in yet) Take the flourescent light bulb, and put one hand on each end, touching the metal contacts. (it may help to get a friend to tape your hands to it so they dont blow off) Now, plug the cord in, and watch the light show!!!