What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

15 Feb 2000 tom Why do you want to kill yourself? yikes. I had a girlfriend who was into suicide, not cause it was cool or funny or anything (like i assume you are, you seem too happy to actually kill yourself) but cause she was just whacked out. Anyway, I remember that she sewed her hand together once, like the middle of the second finger to the middle of the third. It rather upset me.
Back to your question.. if I were 'almost' 13 and wanted to kill myself... that really depends on why you want to do it. I don't think it is your parents, you seem to love them too much. maybe a boyfriend? You do not mention it on the website. I must assume then it is simply to do it. Valid.
Then you must do it in such a way as to make a statement. A statement against something that you strongly hate (or love) or against something that you are completely indifferent to. Perhaps you could slit your wrists and paint pictures of teletubbies (oh, I do hope you have them in Amsterdam) all over your walls, with your blood. Be sure to write things about your 'confused sexuality' and write a letter (also in blood) to that american senator who called one of the teletubbies gay. Tell him how his proclamation helped you to see the 'cold, hard truth' of the teletubbies, and how you "couldn't let these feelings inside of you grow."
Then, if you still have any strength, scan the letter, maybe take some shots of your walls (with bloodytubbies painted everywhere) and place the .jpgs on your website. That should cause a few laughs and would probably make world-wide headlines.
But seriously, you shouldn't kill yourself.

14 Feb 2000 Something Now Pills, tons of pills. Hallucinogens, analgesics, amphetamines, and psychoactives.

14 Feb 2000 ha ha, my name is azazel Go and find the biggest knive in the house, when you find it, run to your friend's house and ask him to cut you into little pieces. Then, have him/her to put your remains into a barrel and burn you till there is nothing left but ashes. When he/she is done, tell them to take you to a whore house, put you in a douch bag and run you through once.

14 Feb 2000 Glen If you drink over 350 liters of aspertime a year you will die of cancer

14 Feb 2000 Psyrix of fragilehope of reddog of nothi The best way to kill urself... well, i'm all for the drugs, so just go get big brother or sister slut and have em load up!

14 Feb 2000 Johanna Jones Hang yourself off of the side of your house, out of your window.

14 Feb 2000 joe make nasty websites is one fast way !!

14 Feb 2000 Razzle diving into a vast of boiling lard...

14 Feb 2000 zonda Drowning. No one will suspect and , if in a public pool, your parents can sue!

13 Feb 2000 axeman Play freeze tag on the highway (while wearing cloggs)

13 Feb 2000 Bernardo with a sugar overdose

13 Feb 2000 Gav Tell ALL the people you know about 2 weeks before hand and generate a lot of buzz... then do something really messy in public.

13 Feb 2000 Paul Try turning the other cheek. It's fun and it's educational! Let bullies know you're a good little martyr and soon they will find novel and inventive means of killing you--just like the ancient Romans.

13 Feb 2000 Twistagirl Pills. There are plenty out on the over the counter market that can easily kill you if you take a bottle or so. Makes a good story for 20/20 as well

13 Feb 2000 mystic To drown. It preserves the innocence

13 Feb 2000 Dan Ebben Accidental ingestion of anti-freeze
Accidental ingestion of Pesticide
Accidental ingestion of Hydrogen peroxide
Accidentally getting caught under daddy's car (for fun car jacks could be put on it so it looks to mommy like daddy ran you over when he was on his way home from bowling)
Swallowing a whole salmon

13 Feb 2000 Christine If you want to make a mess, force yourself to vomit over and over until you finally get the bile left in your stomach that burns your throat. Then keep on barfing. You will probably die.

10 Feb 2000 A Fan Get a ticket to the next Republican Convention.

09 Feb 2000 MyEvilTwin Tell your parents you're a queer robot with AIDS

09 Feb 2000 Whispanic Go to one of MS teen chat rooms and just keep typing till you die!

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
15 Feb 2000	tom	Why do you want to kill yourself? yikes. I had a girlfriend who was into suicide, not cause it was cool or funny or anything (like i assume you are, you seem too happy to actually kill yourself) but cause she was just whacked out. Anyway, I remember that she sewed her hand together once, like the middle of the second finger to the middle of the third. It rather upset me. Back to your question.. if I were 'almost' 13 and wanted to kill myself... that really depends on why you want to do it. I don't think it is your parents, you seem to love them too much. maybe a boyfriend? You do not mention it on the website. I must assume then it is simply to do it. Valid. Then you must do it in such a way as to make a statement. A statement against something that you strongly hate (or love) or against something that you are completely indifferent to. Perhaps you could slit your wrists and paint pictures of teletubbies (oh, I do hope you have them in Amsterdam) all over your walls, with your blood. Be sure to write things about your 'confused sexuality' and write a letter (also in blood) to that american senator who called one of the teletubbies gay. Tell him how his proclamation helped you to see the 'cold, hard truth' of the teletubbies, and how you "couldn't let these feelings inside of you grow." Then, if you still have any strength, scan the letter, maybe take some shots of your walls (with bloodytubbies painted everywhere) and place the .jpgs on your website. That should cause a few laughs and would probably make world-wide headlines. But seriously, you shouldn't kill yourself.
14 Feb 2000	Something Now	Pills, tons of pills. Hallucinogens, analgesics, amphetamines, and psychoactives.
14 Feb 2000	ha ha, my name is azazel	Go and find the biggest knive in the house, when you find it, run to your friend's house and ask him to cut you into little pieces. Then, have him/her to put your remains into a barrel and burn you till there is nothing left but ashes. When he/she is done, tell them to take you to a whore house, put you in a douch bag and run you through once.
14 Feb 2000	Glen	If you drink over 350 liters of aspertime a year you will die of cancer
14 Feb 2000	Psyrix of fragilehope of reddog of nothi	The best way to kill urself... well, i'm all for the drugs, so just go get big brother or sister slut and have em load up!
14 Feb 2000	Johanna Jones	Hang yourself off of the side of your house, out of your window.
14 Feb 2000	joe	make nasty websites is one fast way !!
14 Feb 2000	Razzle	diving into a vast of boiling lard...
14 Feb 2000	zonda	Drowning. No one will suspect and , if in a public pool, your parents can sue!
13 Feb 2000	axeman	Play freeze tag on the highway (while wearing cloggs)
13 Feb 2000	Bernardo	with a sugar overdose
13 Feb 2000	Gav	Tell ALL the people you know about 2 weeks before hand and generate a lot of buzz... then do something really messy in public.
13 Feb 2000	Paul	Try turning the other cheek. It's fun and it's educational! Let bullies know you're a good little martyr and soon they will find novel and inventive means of killing you--just like the ancient Romans.
13 Feb 2000	Twistagirl	Pills. There are plenty out on the over the counter market that can easily kill you if you take a bottle or so. Makes a good story for 20/20 as well
13 Feb 2000	mystic	To drown. It preserves the innocence
13 Feb 2000	Dan Ebben	Accidental ingestion of anti-freeze Accidental ingestion of Pesticide Accidental ingestion of Hydrogen peroxide Accidentally getting caught under daddy's car (for fun car jacks could be put on it so it looks to mommy like daddy ran you over when he was on his way home from bowling) Swallowing a whole salmon
13 Feb 2000	Christine	If you want to make a mess, force yourself to vomit over and over until you finally get the bile left in your stomach that burns your throat. Then keep on barfing. You will probably die.
10 Feb 2000	A Fan	Get a ticket to the next Republican Convention.
09 Feb 2000	MyEvilTwin	Tell your parents you're a queer robot with AIDS
09 Feb 2000	Whispanic	Go to one of MS teen chat rooms and just keep typing till you die!