What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

20 Oct 2004 mike DONT DO IT!
Suicide is a SERIOUS criminal offence. That's not the way you want to start off, when you're in the prime of your life, and trying to get some experience under your belt.

Statistics have shown that people with a criminal record are 3.5 times less likely to find a job than those without a criminal record. Even for minor offenses. Furthermore, those convicted of suicide can be as much as 7 times less likely to find a job, and 4.5 times less likely to be accepted to major educational institutions.

...Just something to keep in mind.

20 Oct 2004 Turnstyle Be black, and in the presence of police officers, (white), reach for your wallet.

19 Oct 2004 you willl die a virgin Make the Worst site on the internet and have some one come and kill you

19 Oct 2004 phil ok i am 16 now i have been trying to commit suicide for a very long time i just failed my g.c.se.s miserabley and started college doing the lowest levels i got beaten up my dad belittled by everyone i meet my x-girlfriend just broke my heart and it hurts like hell my dad is tryign to kick me out of my home with no money yet i still live i only live because their is nothing i can do about because i am just not strong willed enough to kill myself cus i am worried aboutwhat if it goes wrong i need to know how to kill myself painlessly and very succesfully

19 Oct 2004 kikithepooh excuse for my bad english, please.
if anybody think i'm stupid to talk about suicide like i did last time it's true, i am stupid. but i can't talk about it without being serious, describing the beauty of this act, etc. i think that anyone has had a little experience of suicide, but there's a difference between talking about it thinking "suicide's cooooool!!" and thinking suicide like a funny planified act.
i have my own experience and if your life is not as fun as you could hope, make it becoming fun.

19 Oct 2004 Amy well...if ur brave enough to..slit ur wrist with a disected razor found in the bathroom. if not, take tablets. i guess suicide is quite an intellectual thing, and needs some brain power to devise a plot. anyways, good luck with that.

19 Oct 2004 still a secret you know, calln me crazy, but i think this topic is a joke...or a work of interactive art, if you will

19 Oct 2004 andrew dear i love a girl called kim allways have done allways will do but a girl called debz allso loves me my hole life if fucked up iv tryed to kill myself numerus times and tomorz ganna be the day i do it.

19 Oct 2004 andrew dear iv whanted to kill myself for a long time now, iv tryed to kill myself meany times and all i have now is scaes.im only 13 but 14 in to weeks
well today is my lasy day on earth tomorow after school im going to the rail way and jumping out infron of the first train i see . love you all but i realy love a girl called kimberly parsons i allways have and i always will i recon she nowws it ut just doesent whant to show it, anuy way i love her whith all my hart but sadly i can neaver be whith her shes in love whith my mate rob. any way adam if you read this i abolotl hate zack and if i have the power i will make him sufer :). l8er every 1 ill be whaching over you

19 Oct 2004 rico holy shit this site is wrong, don't kill yourself, life is good

19 Oct 2004 You Suck Since your site got posted on SomethingAwful I suppose that you're pretty pissed off. That's cool. I hope you get so pissed off that you do top yourself. Probably it would be a good thing. I hope there aren't many people who come across this site who actually need help, or who are actually thinking about dying voluntarily. It's sad that there's the possibility that they'll seek help and find ridicule.

19 Oct 2004 OmfOmf You'll die soon enough

19 Oct 2004 Samuel Backett read Finnegans Wake by James Joyce and lament a species that would publish such filth.

Jesus cries for people, unfortunatly you don't qualify. Unfortunatly Jesus isn't real, he's a simple pole in a complex plane.

I blame Diablo 2 for causing me to defeat Diablo with a level 28 Necromancer on normal difficulty... no foolin'

Peace out dawg

19 Oct 2004 Will Snow Well, i managed to sleep another night at the B+B. Ohhh my landlord has someone that is ill that is below me. He told me yesterday that it is no concern of his and when the time comes he will call the undertaker. I thought to myself 'how cold you are'. I just hope he has the same sympathy when he is ill!!

19 Oct 2004 The person who is helping you Kill yourself, go ahead, why not? do it! Slit your wrist, oh but that hurts too much, hang yourself, oh but what if you were found before you died? swallow a bottle of sleep pills, seems peaceful... but you might feel horribly sick and in pain before you die, jump off a building? yeah... hmm you look like crap after you die, so heres to you, the girl/boy whatever the hell you are, who wants to kill yourself, do it, but stop "asking for advice" and just do it, if i don't see you dead in the obituaries, then i'll get someone to kill you k? good!

19 Oct 2004 No O.D.ing on laxatives would be a shitty way to die. Ba-Dum-Bum! You'd pretty much shit out everything until it was blood and acids. Don't do this. Don't kill yourself at all. Me saying this isn't telling anyone how to kill themselves. Anyone intelligent enough to read this is intelligent enough to figure out a million other ways to kill themselves. Besides, only about 1% of pill attempted suicides succeed. Be a sport though, and stick it out for your parents, friends, and for our national suicide rate. It's embarassingly high.

19 Oct 2004 Josef Friedrich Lechner Find a high place and jump head first. This is usually guaranteed to work and pretty easy to accomplish. It also shows everybody that you were actually serious about ending this and not just some faggot looking for attention by doing something like swallowing a bunch of aspirin then calling the hospital right away--oh wait, I just browsed some other parts of this site; do the pills thing.

19 Oct 2004 its a secret Me? I've come up with all sorts of ways, especially since I was pretty close to it myself. But then i realized i'd be an asshole for hurting everyone around me, making them wonder, "what did i do wrong?" See, the people who should feel guilty wouldn't (such a those who teased me in school daily till i was in tears and in the principals office), but then the people who tried to help, like mah mummy, would feel horrible the rest of their lives... well, other reasons too.. but you don't want to hear that, you want to know how to kill yourself?
1) marathon reading. Attempt to read a whole series of books, or a huge book like the unabriged war and peace without stopping to eat, go potty, drink or sleep... IF YOU CAN! Bonus for toxic shock due to not going to the toilet!
Kit includes: one authors entire writings or a whole series, duct tape to stop mouth from consuming liquid

2)Death by teady rumpskien. You remember teddy, don't you? the talking bear that would tell you stories and blow if you put an aerosmith tape in him? well, how about the nostalgia of childhood innocence eating away at your very angsty body? How? A mean metal set of teeth, not too far off from the braces look, only a bit more evil... and Simply find a tape with the apporopriate speed, set the bear up next to an artery of yours, and let innocence take you away!
kit includes 1 teddy rumpskien with metal mouth piece, removable if you like.

3)Death by an old woman. Well, no, he didn't die, but he lost something else to an old lady... anyway, try the "Harold and Maude" suicide kit, and try a few of those on for size!
Kit includes: VHS/DVD (specify preference) of "harold and maude," maniquine and remote explosives, katana with retractable blade, and fake blood. does not include rich, unattentive mother or herse.

hope that helps. i suggest for you, little boy, watch harold and maude, its a good time to which you might relate (minus maude, but she may come sometime for you, so don't give up)

19 Oct 2004 Dylan ..im 16 iv tried to kill myself, i almost did it, i took the pills, but my folks came home, i could feel the warm blancket of death surround me, i felt it comfort me and take me away,i wish i had died. But i was taked away from the warmth, i felt it,so comforting, so delicate. now i feel the shroud call to me from beyond the grave

19 Oct 2004 seth take about 20 acetaminophens (tylenol) this will completely stop your liver from functioning and kill you.

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
20 Oct 2004	mike	DONT DO IT! Suicide is a SERIOUS criminal offence. That's not the way you want to start off, when you're in the prime of your life, and trying to get some experience under your belt. Statistics have shown that people with a criminal record are 3.5 times less likely to find a job than those without a criminal record. Even for minor offenses. Furthermore, those convicted of suicide can be as much as 7 times less likely to find a job, and 4.5 times less likely to be accepted to major educational institutions. ...Just something to keep in mind.
20 Oct 2004	Turnstyle	Be black, and in the presence of police officers, (white), reach for your wallet.
19 Oct 2004	you willl die a virgin	Make the Worst site on the internet and have some one come and kill you
19 Oct 2004	phil	ok i am 16 now i have been trying to commit suicide for a very long time i just failed my g.c.se.s miserabley and started college doing the lowest levels i got beaten up my dad belittled by everyone i meet my x-girlfriend just broke my heart and it hurts like hell my dad is tryign to kick me out of my home with no money yet i still live i only live because their is nothing i can do about because i am just not strong willed enough to kill myself cus i am worried aboutwhat if it goes wrong i need to know how to kill myself painlessly and very succesfully
19 Oct 2004	kikithepooh	excuse for my bad english, please. if anybody think i'm stupid to talk about suicide like i did last time it's true, i am stupid. but i can't talk about it without being serious, describing the beauty of this act, etc. i think that anyone has had a little experience of suicide, but there's a difference between talking about it thinking "suicide's cooooool!!" and thinking suicide like a funny planified act. i have my own experience and if your life is not as fun as you could hope, make it becoming fun.
19 Oct 2004	Amy	well...if ur brave enough to..slit ur wrist with a disected razor found in the bathroom. if not, take tablets. i guess suicide is quite an intellectual thing, and needs some brain power to devise a plot. anyways, good luck with that.
19 Oct 2004	still a secret	you know, calln me crazy, but i think this topic is a joke...or a work of interactive art, if you will
19 Oct 2004	andrew dear	i love a girl called kim allways have done allways will do but a girl called debz allso loves me my hole life if fucked up iv tryed to kill myself numerus times and tomorz ganna be the day i do it.
19 Oct 2004	andrew dear	iv whanted to kill myself for a long time now, iv tryed to kill myself meany times and all i have now is scaes.im only 13 but 14 in to weeks well today is my lasy day on earth tomorow after school im going to the rail way and jumping out infron of the first train i see . love you all but i realy love a girl called kimberly parsons i allways have and i always will i recon she nowws it ut just doesent whant to show it, anuy way i love her whith all my hart but sadly i can neaver be whith her shes in love whith my mate rob. any way adam if you read this i abolotl hate zack and if i have the power i will make him sufer :). l8er every 1 ill be whaching over you
19 Oct 2004	rico	holy shit this site is wrong, don't kill yourself, life is good
19 Oct 2004	You Suck	Since your site got posted on SomethingAwful I suppose that you're pretty pissed off. That's cool. I hope you get so pissed off that you do top yourself. Probably it would be a good thing. I hope there aren't many people who come across this site who actually need help, or who are actually thinking about dying voluntarily. It's sad that there's the possibility that they'll seek help and find ridicule.
19 Oct 2004	OmfOmf	You'll die soon enough
19 Oct 2004	Samuel Backett	read Finnegans Wake by James Joyce and lament a species that would publish such filth. Jesus cries for people, unfortunatly you don't qualify. Unfortunatly Jesus isn't real, he's a simple pole in a complex plane. I blame Diablo 2 for causing me to defeat Diablo with a level 28 Necromancer on normal difficulty... no foolin' Peace out dawg
19 Oct 2004	Will Snow	Well, i managed to sleep another night at the B+B. Ohhh my landlord has someone that is ill that is below me. He told me yesterday that it is no concern of his and when the time comes he will call the undertaker. I thought to myself 'how cold you are'. I just hope he has the same sympathy when he is ill!!
19 Oct 2004	The person who is helping you	Kill yourself, go ahead, why not? do it! Slit your wrist, oh but that hurts too much, hang yourself, oh but what if you were found before you died? swallow a bottle of sleep pills, seems peaceful... but you might feel horribly sick and in pain before you die, jump off a building? yeah... hmm you look like crap after you die, so heres to you, the girl/boy whatever the hell you are, who wants to kill yourself, do it, but stop "asking for advice" and just do it, if i don't see you dead in the obituaries, then i'll get someone to kill you k? good!
19 Oct 2004	No	O.D.ing on laxatives would be a shitty way to die. Ba-Dum-Bum! You'd pretty much shit out everything until it was blood and acids. Don't do this. Don't kill yourself at all. Me saying this isn't telling anyone how to kill themselves. Anyone intelligent enough to read this is intelligent enough to figure out a million other ways to kill themselves. Besides, only about 1% of pill attempted suicides succeed. Be a sport though, and stick it out for your parents, friends, and for our national suicide rate. It's embarassingly high.
19 Oct 2004	Josef Friedrich Lechner	Find a high place and jump head first. This is usually guaranteed to work and pretty easy to accomplish. It also shows everybody that you were actually serious about ending this and not just some faggot looking for attention by doing something like swallowing a bunch of aspirin then calling the hospital right away--oh wait, I just browsed some other parts of this site; do the pills thing.
19 Oct 2004	its a secret	Me? I've come up with all sorts of ways, especially since I was pretty close to it myself. But then i realized i'd be an asshole for hurting everyone around me, making them wonder, "what did i do wrong?" See, the people who should feel guilty wouldn't (such a those who teased me in school daily till i was in tears and in the principals office), but then the people who tried to help, like mah mummy, would feel horrible the rest of their lives... well, other reasons too.. but you don't want to hear that, you want to know how to kill yourself? 1) marathon reading. Attempt to read a whole series of books, or a huge book like the unabriged war and peace without stopping to eat, go potty, drink or sleep... IF YOU CAN! Bonus for toxic shock due to not going to the toilet! Kit includes: one authors entire writings or a whole series, duct tape to stop mouth from consuming liquid 2)Death by teady rumpskien. You remember teddy, don't you? the talking bear that would tell you stories and blow if you put an aerosmith tape in him? well, how about the nostalgia of childhood innocence eating away at your very angsty body? How? A mean metal set of teeth, not too far off from the braces look, only a bit more evil... and Simply find a tape with the apporopriate speed, set the bear up next to an artery of yours, and let innocence take you away! kit includes 1 teddy rumpskien with metal mouth piece, removable if you like. 3)Death by an old woman. Well, no, he didn't die, but he lost something else to an old lady... anyway, try the "Harold and Maude" suicide kit, and try a few of those on for size! Kit includes: VHS/DVD (specify preference) of "harold and maude," maniquine and remote explosives, katana with retractable blade, and fake blood. does not include rich, unattentive mother or herse. hope that helps. i suggest for you, little boy, watch harold and maude, its a good time to which you might relate (minus maude, but she may come sometime for you, so don't give up)
19 Oct 2004	Dylan	..im 16 iv tried to kill myself, i almost did it, i took the pills, but my folks came home, i could feel the warm blancket of death surround me, i felt it comfort me and take me away,i wish i had died. But i was taked away from the warmth, i felt it,so comforting, so delicate. now i feel the shroud call to me from beyond the grave
19 Oct 2004	seth	take about 20 acetaminophens (tylenol) this will completely stop your liver from functioning and kill you.