What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

19 Oct 2004 Mike Seppuku is totally the best way to go.

One time I saw this ninja totally shame family by chopping some dude's head, who was really the president. Then he did the Seppuku thing, and my brother and I were like SSSWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTT!!!!!

The only thing to remember is not to flinch. Otherwise you bring shame to family

19 Oct 2004 Bob Any way you can. Haven't you heard? It's a big conspiracy, no one loves you. You'll be much happier when you're dead. People will only understand you, and how complex your emotions are, when you're dead. They'll all be sorry if you kill yourself, hands will join across the world. You know what to do.

19 Oct 2004 moncharleskey Stab yourself in the fuckin eyeball. Either that or start playing a MMORPG.

19 Oct 2004 Jacko Wacko Dum da da dum deeeee!

19 Oct 2004 Jacobin Try eating somethingawful. Somethingawful that causes bloating and indigestion.

19 Oct 2004 E~ as a side note, it would really be best if you do die.. but if you dont die, dont go to a doctor, a hospital or anything else, because your insurance will be fucking insanely expensive if anyone knows you tried to kill yourself

19 Oct 2004 E~ I'm not going to give advice, but I've been here before, and I've tried to kill myself before....... and I just have to say...
you'll get over it. and if you don't, you'll end up killing yourself, which is no real loss. and if you're going to kill yourself, I have no problem giving you advice.

the best way to kill yourself is if you do it in a way that will make sure you die... ex. buy massive amounts of heroin and OD, shoot yourself in the head with a shotgun, or drive your car into a lake or whatnot. just please get it right, no one likes you anyway

19 Oct 2004 bob hey
genie
if you are really going to kill yourself, you may as well take that asshole boyfriend and his parents with you right
i say
kill them, then jump off of a building

19 Oct 2004 EVAN! eat your face!

18 Oct 2004 Aelfric Drowning will result in Euphoria, so it's the nicest way to go, btw how come your not dead yet?

18 Oct 2004 Andy Griffith Implosion.

18 Oct 2004 Aurevoirbyebye Wait until you're the only one in the house. Heat up a nice warm bath. Get a knife, the sharper the better. Start at the top of the wrist and cut down toward the elbow. Repeat on the other arm. Cut deep, mind you. It might be a little painful, but not for long. Then close your eyes and relax. The combination of warm water and blood loss will soon make you pleasantly drowsy, and you'll want to go to sleep. Don't be afraid, just let yourself drift off.

La mort est un sommeil eternel.

18 Oct 2004 X Don't. You're thirteen, you don't know anything about the world. Live your present, don't anticipate the future. If you have problems, have the courage to deal with them either by yourself or with the healp of others. You have no experience with anything, let alone life, so your only real alternative is to let the years move forward and stop trying to justify your lack of knowledge by blaming it on a world you refuse to let yourself live in. Your life is pitiable in comparison to the real anguish that is a given part of living. Your website destroys the credebility of any legitimate desire to do yourself in. The inquisitiveness of it is a weak cry for help, a desperate cry for attention and as hollow as the wind through a dead tree. Sorry, but it's the truth. You can only help yourself and if you can't do that then you should stop asking everyone for permission because the only failure in life is that of not living and this is a CHOICE.

18 Oct 2004 Trevor Angst

18 Oct 2004 bob one time i tried to kill myself by watching nbc prime time but that only blinded me. want a real mind fuck? how am i writing this if i am blind?

18 Oct 2004 TellMeYourName Reading too much somethingawful.com, it'll make your will to live drop low enough that your heart just stops beating. Happened to me twice, so far. Thank God for that tesla coil I used to jumpstart it.

18 Oct 2004 No One in Particular Well, guys, I have heard that carbon monoxide poisoning is painless and efficent. Just park your car in a garage and leave it running until you are sleeping forever. Or, I recently heard of a group sucide in Japan last week where 11 people rented a van, sealed the windows with tape, left the van on and also burned coal burning stoves. They are all dead. Good luck, but maybe you should look into living and not wimp out and kill yourself. Either way, I hope I have helped someone.

18 Oct 2004 Roderick Gutierrez Ok, this can be done with a frisbee.

Its a totally sweet way to die.

First, you have to get realy pissed off. I mean REALY pissed off.

Then you take the frisbey, and fold it in half. Since your under 13, you have to be extremely pissed off to be able to fold a frisbey.

Are you pissed off? Good. Now take the folded frisbey, and cram it down your throat. Continue cramming, untill you are no longer living.

18 Oct 2004 Dani Visit http://www.mouchette.org/suicide/suikit.html

after you read it, you'll get so depressed that you'll just fucking die. and smell.

18 Oct 2004 Will Snow Well, today i had to go to council with my landlord for recovery of the rent debt. I just wanna hide in a corner somewhere. Got no food left. Have to give landlord money from my bank account. So no food for a few days at least. Feel really down. Well, I have been on a high recently. But now im so scared. Id rather sleep in my car. Oh well.

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
19 Oct 2004	Mike	Seppuku is totally the best way to go. One time I saw this ninja totally shame family by chopping some dude's head, who was really the president. Then he did the Seppuku thing, and my brother and I were like SSSWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTT!!!!! The only thing to remember is not to flinch. Otherwise you bring shame to family
19 Oct 2004	Bob	Any way you can. Haven't you heard? It's a big conspiracy, no one loves you. You'll be much happier when you're dead. People will only understand you, and how complex your emotions are, when you're dead. They'll all be sorry if you kill yourself, hands will join across the world. You know what to do.
19 Oct 2004	moncharleskey	Stab yourself in the fuckin eyeball. Either that or start playing a MMORPG.
19 Oct 2004	Jacko Wacko	Dum da da dum deeeee!
19 Oct 2004	Jacobin	Try eating somethingawful. Somethingawful that causes bloating and indigestion.
19 Oct 2004	E~	as a side note, it would really be best if you do die.. but if you dont die, dont go to a doctor, a hospital or anything else, because your insurance will be fucking insanely expensive if anyone knows you tried to kill yourself
19 Oct 2004	E~	I'm not going to give advice, but I've been here before, and I've tried to kill myself before....... and I just have to say... you'll get over it. and if you don't, you'll end up killing yourself, which is no real loss. and if you're going to kill yourself, I have no problem giving you advice. the best way to kill yourself is if you do it in a way that will make sure you die... ex. buy massive amounts of heroin and OD, shoot yourself in the head with a shotgun, or drive your car into a lake or whatnot. just please get it right, no one likes you anyway
19 Oct 2004	bob	hey genie if you are really going to kill yourself, you may as well take that asshole boyfriend and his parents with you right i say kill them, then jump off of a building
19 Oct 2004	EVAN!	eat your face!
18 Oct 2004	Aelfric	Drowning will result in Euphoria, so it's the nicest way to go, btw how come your not dead yet?
18 Oct 2004	Andy Griffith	Implosion.
18 Oct 2004	Aurevoirbyebye	Wait until you're the only one in the house. Heat up a nice warm bath. Get a knife, the sharper the better. Start at the top of the wrist and cut down toward the elbow. Repeat on the other arm. Cut deep, mind you. It might be a little painful, but not for long. Then close your eyes and relax. The combination of warm water and blood loss will soon make you pleasantly drowsy, and you'll want to go to sleep. Don't be afraid, just let yourself drift off. La mort est un sommeil eternel.
18 Oct 2004	X	Don't. You're thirteen, you don't know anything about the world. Live your present, don't anticipate the future. If you have problems, have the courage to deal with them either by yourself or with the healp of others. You have no experience with anything, let alone life, so your only real alternative is to let the years move forward and stop trying to justify your lack of knowledge by blaming it on a world you refuse to let yourself live in. Your life is pitiable in comparison to the real anguish that is a given part of living. Your website destroys the credebility of any legitimate desire to do yourself in. The inquisitiveness of it is a weak cry for help, a desperate cry for attention and as hollow as the wind through a dead tree. Sorry, but it's the truth. You can only help yourself and if you can't do that then you should stop asking everyone for permission because the only failure in life is that of not living and this is a CHOICE.
18 Oct 2004	Trevor	Angst
18 Oct 2004	bob	one time i tried to kill myself by watching nbc prime time but that only blinded me. want a real mind fuck? how am i writing this if i am blind?
18 Oct 2004	TellMeYourName	Reading too much somethingawful.com, it'll make your will to live drop low enough that your heart just stops beating. Happened to me twice, so far. Thank God for that tesla coil I used to jumpstart it.
18 Oct 2004	No One in Particular	Well, guys, I have heard that carbon monoxide poisoning is painless and efficent. Just park your car in a garage and leave it running until you are sleeping forever. Or, I recently heard of a group sucide in Japan last week where 11 people rented a van, sealed the windows with tape, left the van on and also burned coal burning stoves. They are all dead. Good luck, but maybe you should look into living and not wimp out and kill yourself. Either way, I hope I have helped someone.
18 Oct 2004	Roderick Gutierrez	Ok, this can be done with a frisbee. Its a totally sweet way to die. First, you have to get realy pissed off. I mean REALY pissed off. Then you take the frisbey, and fold it in half. Since your under 13, you have to be extremely pissed off to be able to fold a frisbey. Are you pissed off? Good. Now take the folded frisbey, and cram it down your throat. Continue cramming, untill you are no longer living.
18 Oct 2004	Dani	Visit http://www.mouchette.org/suicide/suikit.html after you read it, you'll get so depressed that you'll just fucking die. and smell.
18 Oct 2004	Will Snow	Well, today i had to go to council with my landlord for recovery of the rent debt. I just wanna hide in a corner somewhere. Got no food left. Have to give landlord money from my bank account. So no food for a few days at least. Feel really down. Well, I have been on a high recently. But now im so scared. Id rather sleep in my car. Oh well.