| Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form. |
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Name/email Nom/email |
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans? |
| 02 Jan 2009 | jimmy | 308 magnum max fire power |
| 30 Dec 2008 | luccy | you guyss dpnnt do this its terribllee theres other weaayss to feel betterr. suicide is not the answer. there are so many people otut ther looking to help youu please find help. |
| 28 Dec 2008 | Kuborion | At the end of days, at the end of time, When the sun burns out, will any of this matter? Who will be there to remember who we were? Who will be there to know that any of this had meaning for us? And in retrospect i'll say we've done no wrong. Who are we to judge what is right and what has purpose for us? With designs upon ourselves to do no wrong, Running wild unaware of what might come of us. The sun was born so it shall die, So only shadows comfort me. I know in darkness I will find you giving up inside like me. Each day shall end as it begins And though you're far away from me, I know in darkness I will find you giving up inside like me. Without a thought I will see everything eternal. Forget that once we were just dust from heavens far. As we were forged we shall return perhaps some day. I will remember us and wonder who we were. |
| 26 Dec 2008 | james faw | murderer at your service-i would want you to kill my father |
| 26 Dec 2008 | alex | mmmmmmmmmm i dont know |
| 25 Dec 2008 | Me | It's been so long, but I'm stuck on you. So stuck on everything you are, everything I wish I could be. So beautiful, amazing, gorgeous, intelligent. I miss you. I love you. Come back. |
| 24 Dec 2008 | molemanhasamainaim | merry xmas 08 fart jokes never get old http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=5hllwWjyIEw&NR=1 lol some answers,for those who don't know mouchette means little fly in french |
| 21 Dec 2008 | moleman | something makes me wonder. why isn't mouchette a scientologyist? main aim. i got 1 less visit,Rin is to far away this time i think. im working on getting a ride. thinking that i'll be spending it with you,after 10 days. just calculating excess baggage fees wtf they hide that shit until the last minute. |
| 20 Dec 2008 | Kriah | Cool site. The only thing that comes to mind when I see the comments though is "what has the internet come to?" I mean seriously. I have seen tons of sites like this one and there all the same. Someone asks "whats the best way to die?" and everyone says "don't do it!" or even "do it!" but no one ever actually answers the bloody question seriously! I mean my god! Face it people! There are tons of suicides every year and if someone wants to go through the trouble of thinking and planning it out and even doing research on the internet, the least you can do is support them in their decision and give them some damn advice! I don't really have a horrible life or anything like that but I have attempted suicide before. My method was advil overdose. I took over 30 pills but didn't die. They put me in a program for "teens with problems" (I am 17 years old and I attempted last year btw) and it was mainly filled with kids with drug problems. Didn't help at all. Anyway, I am still suicidal to this day and I am researching different methods. I'm not going to bore anyone with my life story. I will only say that my whole family suffers from depression, my mother is bipolar, my father an alchoholic, and that suicide runs in the family. So I've got my reasons and I'm sure anyone else considering has got theirs as well. If anyone wants to discuss different ways to "end it all" SERIOUSLY!!!, I'd be happy to discuss it. |
| 18 Dec 2008 | Aureus | Dear Mouchette, All I want for Christmas is exsanguination. Sincerely, me. |
| 15 Dec 2008 | Tin | Open the TV and watch comedy. Laugh as crazy as impossible. If God wants to pick me up, then I just die in such heavy laughter, breaking my lungs or being asphyxiated. If He doesn't think this is the best moment for I to end my life, okway, I would stop here and continue to watch. |
| 14 Dec 2008 | look what i found | http://neddam.org |
| 14 Dec 2008 | Kuborion | HELLO KIDS!! This is the place in the book where I string words together to form semi-coherent messages, which, despite their chewy nugat center of sincerety, some people take far too seriously. Letters from "kindred spirits" come in telling of how they agree with my views and how the world stinks, and how they wish they could just kill themselves. Well, dispose of yourselves quietly, if you must, so long as you don't leave a note sying I told you to do it, you self-esteem deficient loons. I happen to have a certain fondness for existing- soda wouldn't have that lovely fizzy feeling if you were dead. Think of all the things you would miss: Cartoons, music, movies, video games, music, art, fingernail growth, sex... well, perhaps not sex, depending on how weird your mortician is. SO, rather then fill this page up with the usual vicious unpleasantries, I will tell you a little story---- A few months back I had two jobs- this one, and another FAR less pleasant where I had to look at people. I decided to quit that second job and live happily in my little room drawing little pictures. I was thrilled and looking forward to this new life, so on my last day of the JOB, I felt fantastic, as it was also to be my birthday the next day. I was happier than a chubby little, drooling, criminally insane baby. Not only that, but I was to be attending my first gallery exhibit in Hollywood, and I looked forward to seeing some friends, who taught me some Japanese curse words (always handy). I had an amazing bagel on my lunch break, and returned to the inane job of responding to the monkey people. Suddenly, I did not feel so fresh. Suddenly I wanted to sit down. My exit form work was not so great, afterall, as I was feeling, quite uncomfortable in mi tiny corporal self. At home, I waited for discomport to pass, as midinght came and went. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JHONEN!! NOW GET YOUR ASS TO THE HOSPITAL. My birthday present was a three day stay in the hospital with a tube, so rudely thrust into my chest, sucking out the evil that had ruined my smiley time. Not only was I experiencing new, and vivid levels of pain, but I was as far from a Slurpee machine as I could get, and I could not walk for the fact that my chest felt as if it were stung by some giant, ultimately unpleasant killer bee. Aside from the novelty of using a urinal bucket for the first time, there was nothing to do but drift in and out of frightening sessions of sleep. I shared a room with a very old looking gentleman named, Pedro, I think, though he did not strike me as Pedro. Pedro would moan like the dying, behind his curtain, and under the ocean of medication they had him on - morphine, I think, because his world, in his thin, worn skin, liiked like a hell that made my chest feel quite unimpressive. His family would diligently, come in every day, and just watch him stay alive. On my last day there, a nurse came in to tell him about the operation he was to have in a few hours: a feeding tube was to be inserted into his stomach, to bypass the tumor blocking any food. He, in his tired, wavering voice, ashed her how long he had to live. I'm so used to hearing that on television, often as a joke, but when ACTUALLY heard him say that, behind my littl;e curtain, I wanted to cry. Amd the nurse said what's been said so many times to so many people, that we never know when we must go, only yhat life should be lived while it is had, because ANY day could be the last. A familiar thing for me to hear, but it sounded different that day. It made more sense than it ever did before. I do not want to die just yet, and a world that creates people that claim that THEY want to is a world that I don't want to understand. --Jhonen Vasquez |
| 13 Dec 2008 | drink white spirit !!! | |
| 13 Dec 2008 | listen | Dont listen to anyone here they are all just kids who dont know anything. half of these things they are telling you is a big chance that you will either have a painful death or live worse then you did before if you survive and you probably will survive |
| 13 Dec 2008 | speck | we , the people, of the americas are no more than a speck living in a freeloading country. obama will damage us like no other in the next 4 years. we will have no more freedom. and im ready to commit suicide because im tired of being lonely, tired, and depressed day in and day out. i miss my friend and for some reason cant get a hold of him. he wont reply to texts, or pick up or call me back. im not sure whats going on. i want to die so this misery ends. guess i'll just continue sleeping every waking hour away for the next few years so i won't have to show my face to humanity of all mankind. |
| 13 Dec 2008 | Troythinkingitwasfridaynight | moochoutte. i had no idea you had so many fans. http://www.ihatemouchette.org i prefer you over lavalife.com or brittney spears. the bible was plarised by the egptains from the jews before it became the bible. so techicially we are all in direct breach of lifes copyrights. that same bible has its roots in paganism connected to the cathlic church,the same bible medevil england used to justify burning witches at the steak..XD my spelling sucks so bad.and im to lazy to fix it. moochoutte your such an artist who is run by more then one individual,why not atleast have one new page connect to your other pages. called http://www.mouchette.org/oxymoron/hope.htm or http://www.mouchette.org/hope.htm users that spend so much time posting don't do it. i dare someone to log on as nike and say JUST DO IT!...XD should post something there. eg; jewbacca says FREE DOMS TO BOOST THE EARTHS ECONOMY! www.trojancondoms.com/Product/FreeSample.aspx bill gates says take the red pill,its free * MICROSOFTS RED ABORTION PILL ALL RIGHTS RESERVED * Windows wiki edition says STFU,there is hope in dope and underaged immaturity,and lavalamps,and friends that let you eat all there food and your gf who never gives bad directions. Windows wu tang edition says FUCK YEAH....XD everyone should convert to linux. linux is the only thing in life we havent plarised. becuase we can't plarise a little with Penguin a bash pi9mp hand. i talk so much shit,my gf knows it. she took french in highschool. i took german,to support my internet surfing habits....xD especially when i talk shit like that and im still using windows bonghorn...ahem i mean windows longhorn. Melissa sez prozac+suger= Troy Troy says ovaries+education= melissa credits Melissa+Troy= trouble. Troy says P.s mooouchette give me the sim card. i want to make that water melon in a diaper page. http://www.mouchette.org/hope.htm ugh,such much hissing. guys i dropped part of a banana on the floor. and then ate it. and it tasted better. and instead of thinking that. i said it out loud.... also windows doesn't know how to post anything unless you have atleast 10 windows open and kiss dynasty playing in win-amp. mooouchette I WANT THAT SIM CARD. i can upload paris hiltons sex tape and cheats for halo 3 online. correction http://www.ihatemouchette.org it should be http://www.wehatemouchette.org ROFL ANON JUST SHOTGUNED THAT. *irony* mooouchette ever thought about joining myspace? theres heaps of artists on there,wouldn't that be more logicial? GEMME TEH SIM CARD *slaps mooouchette* nick (vasch*censored*@hotmail) edits the verb Erection...xD Troy sez wtf nick wtf Troy has an idea* utube worthy moment. mooouchette dualing pokemon cards....xD sorry guys blame my windows start up theme. gary glitter,rock and roll part 2(full monty theme ,worse song to play at a kids party) but good lyrics....xD if anyone who took german in school and knows how to get mooouchettes sim card. do send me a message on facebook just use my email to find me. facebook=zero spam...xD seriously everyone,sit at your chair,and type whatever comes to mind fck scientolgyist net eqette. type whatever the fck you wanna type and not give a shit who is going to see it. give mooouchette a mind orgasm of crazyness seeing that she likes that shit. mooouchette i have hairy tits burnt into my pupils. i went onto http://www.ihatemouchette.org and left my reason as i think your not cute. YOUR FAT. but i like the flys. they are nice. they look good,and don't make a mess where can i buy some? botch i'll right click and clone those bitches...xD flys on teh screen,that makes it feel australian. now all we need is a stress ball fro0m amanda van stone,with the australian goverment symbol on it with the organ donners number on it. moouchette i think you need a bf. sex= great sex and art...(melting clocks) water melons in diapers. sex=art muse. GUYS HAVE SO MUCH SEX YOUR DIK FALLS OFF. THAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE. GODS CHEAT CODES CONFLICT= MANWHORES VIAGRA. GREEK INCEST ORGY. KURBIONS HIGH SCORE AND 42!!! moouchette,your in Amsterdam correct? tell everyone what fan means in swedish. what rmyes with Truck?...xD sucide suggestion....be orginal. or just brake your middle finger which disturbs the median system. you'll die in 3 days ranging to 15days from a heart attack. beats trying to borrow a nail gun to play russion rulette with. become a widow from your studies believe me,you'll die inside. main aim....xD i don't know jack. hope for the brighter day.. waynes world takes over antique road show on fox.....xD |
| 11 Dec 2008 | Christmas Jones | So I lay down a while And I gaze at my hotel wall Oh the cot is so cold It don't feel like no bed at all Yeah I lay down a while And I gaze at my hotel wall But he's down on the street So I throw both his bags down the hall And I'm phoning a cab 'Cause my stomach feels small There's a taste in my mouth And it's no taste at all It could have been me Oh yeah, it could have been me Why didn't I say, Why didn't I say, no, no, no |
| 11 Dec 2008 | i dont know what's the best way. a few mins. ago i tried strangeling myself but it didn't work. i know some of you are thinnking ''wow she is a wimp'' and ya i am but i dont want to have brain dammage or something. if anyone has any ideas PLEASE tell me! my dad died,my sister cuts herself,mom always has people over and im probably going to fail 8th grade! | |
| 11 Dec 2008 | Troy | hey guys.. heres a place i been... http://www.youthinsearch.org/ its not full of psychatic docters,its a group of ppl who care about the future youth. i've been to one or two camps in the past when i was in year 9 and making trouble in school. i made some new friends,and it changed my outlook on life. if it worked for me,it might work for you. also,i am crazy,so if it worked for me. it will be much more potent on you compared to me. heres the music to my year 9 sex education video. Popcorn by hot butter www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N4ckFN96-k mouchette your an artist right? why not dig up one or your old sex education videos and change the background music to Prodigy - Breathe and upload it utube and post the link here. >listening to korn and destroying ppl letter box's works too. that really changed my outlook on life. >i put that on my resume...LOL mouchette your such an artist right? wheres the page with a water melon in a diaper...? |
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