Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
09 Dec 2008 gin jump into the sea
08 Dec 2008 Kuborion Girl of sixteen
Whole life ahead of her
Slashed her wrists
Bored with life
Didn't succeed
Thank the Lord
For small mercies

Fighting back the tears
Mother reads the note again
Sixteen candles burn in her mind
She takes the blame
It's always the same
She goes down on her knees and prays

I don't want to start
Any blasphemous rumours
But I think that God's
Got a sick sense of humour
And when I die
I expect to find Him laughing

Girl of eighteen
Fell in love with everything
Found new life
In Jesus Christ
Hit by a car
Ended up
On a life support machine

Summer's day
As she passed away
Birds were singing
In the summer sky
Then came the rain
And once again
A tear fell
From her mother's eye

I don't want to start
Any blasphemous rumours
But I think that God's
Got a sick sense of humour
And when I die
I expect to find Him laughing
08 Dec 2008 Cliche-Man "Eat Shit and Die!"
It may not be the best way to kill yourself... but its the funnest to yell at your enemies.
07 Dec 2008 Da Devils son Dont commit suicide! The reason why you are feeling that way is because of people in society. Why should you punish yourself when in actuality they should be punished. People dont care about you, they really only want to better themselves even if it means to hurt you. dont let people tell you to stop acting like a victim because YOU are the victim and and they made you that way. So dont kill yourself, kill ALL of them instead.
04 Dec 2008 meet a guy death by heartache
03 Dec 2008 Troy Troys guide to escaping the mental ward.

*note* to hide guide put a fake to do list over
it with a paper Staple and a fudge "think postive"
note on the footnote of the to do list page.

eg;

checklist:



to do:



dates:



numbers:


*guide*

your mental status.

step 1 checkmate.

you need to leave your docter in the dark with your
mind set in order to leave.

you have to leave him in check mate.

so he doesn't know if your subtley withdrawing
in a bad or in a good way.

like the orgins of social withdrawal.
he must not know your reasons.

step 2

don't make any drastic actions into
reaction of how they responded to the
reason,you are being held there.

do subtle slow changes and he won't
suspect spoofed recovery.
ir you don't or are not what the
docter said you had.

hint pointer.

all ungraceful actions will make
them tighten there grip on you.

last note...

above all

don't be hostile.

keep your chin up.

ok now the reasons for steps 1 and 2.

step 1 is so your docter can't be certain on your
mental status and can't force you to talk openly
and therefore giving him nothing to hold you
against your will.

step 2 is a spoof recovery,this is a play,to
make it look like you just got over your tramua
induced state and woke up from a delusional world.
but its only an act to get you out.

this means,only the sane ppl use
this method,insane ppl are normal.

now about sucide,if you have nothing going
for you,believe me we have all been there.

i am not afriad to die,im just afriad of failure.

listen to this...
youtube - popcorn by hot butter!!! (original)
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=9N4ckFN96-k

thats the music from my year 9 sex eductaion video.
....xD

think of it this way when you were born you won the
lottory.

gods pocket watch has a tear drop on it with the kiss dynasty
symbol.

666 the beast breathes fire to kiss dynasty i was made for loving you.mp3

just make sure if you do it,its what you want before you do it.
i got thrown in a mental ward for being normal (insane)

*passing a psyche docter test cheat*

answer yes or no.

say the sky is blue.

i remmber my gf's birthday.

the meaning of life is 42.

and i hate abba.

also say ink blots are fun
they remind me of a venus sperm trap.

for any questions questioning my sanity
that are in my favor the answer will be
no.

if the context is in my favor.

also a problem seems to be caused by LOL_I_DUNNO_WHAT_IS_WRONG_WITH_YOUR_COMPUTER

for all other answers press hash

#go fish..


Basement Jaxx - Where's Your Head At
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=8md51JnCNFQ
plays...please wait your call will be
answered shortly.

tele adverts.

Dr Kawashima's Brain Washing
The point where Nintendo was forced to use subliminal messaging to sell its new product.
"Look into the screen...you are feeling sleepy...you are under my control... hear my
voice...BUY A WII BUY A WII BUY A WII BUY A WII... 321
and you're back in the room".

Brittany spears newest perfume
Make your man, hiss and foam at the mouth.
With La smelly cat.

sudoku activity and an online degree was
detected your call was rejected.

Kool & The Gang - Ladies Night *plays*
**********

ok just a few things you should know.

beware what ever you say infront of your docter
they can bend the truth and write it in 3 rd
person.

whats common sense is if you hear voices
never ever admit to hearing them,thats just
common sense,else they will hold you against
your will a long time under the mental health
act 2008.

amanda van stones tantric mantra.

now when they hit you with sucide related
questions don't puase or stop to think
when they ask them or your fucked

just say no by default...

just be calm and collected
don't be sauve they hate it
its like satire to them.

remmber when the docter writes on your file
its in there words and not yours,beware.

credits...


Troy+melissa= trouble

R.I.P ROC....xD




03 Dec 2008 Troy Troy says

Hey guys guess where I was…xD

In a mental hospital,to make a long story short
,I tried to be funny infront of a psychologist
that had no sense of humor.

Eg; instead of saying “oh look its tom cruise”

Mina xD wink wink

Replace the tom cruise with borat…..LOL

I saw mohpus mowing his lawn,and then xenu
Came on my lawn and kicked my dog..etc..xD

For mouchettes sake here is my official suicide suggestion

Harakiri by wii remote.

Harakiri
(Japan) ritual suicide by self-disembowelment on a sword; practiced by
warriors in the traditional Japanese society


*tele-advert*
Dr Kawashima's Brain Washing
The point where Nintendo was forced to use subliminal messaging to sell
its new product. "Look into the screen...you are feeling sleepy...you
are under my control... hear my voice...BUY A WII BUY A WII BUY A WII
BUY A WII... 321 and you're back in the room".

LOL ...xD

hugs*

tears*

and oxymorons for all...

to be contined.....
03 Dec 2008 Chris when you try so hard and so long without success, when you can not sleep st night and the pain is crushing you. When there is nobody who undderstands you and the ones you talk to laugh at you. When people tell you "thats the stupiest thing to do". When you are 30 and you never felt love in your life - neither to give nor to take. When everything around you annoys you. When you wear a mask in front of everyone to keep your job and not to be thrown in an mental institute, because nobody understands you. When you are different and you cant say why. When nothing that you ever do really is fun. When youu cant remember the last time that you laughed. When you keep crying at night and there is nobody to care for you. When loneliness is the way of life. When you are too ugly and no girl considers you... When all hope is gone and despite waiting big time, it doesnt feel better. When you dont believe in miracles any longer.... all that is me. And dont you dare telling me that I dont have right for it!
02 Dec 2008 The heretic its my last day in the mental ward.

and i think i have found out the meaning of life.

the meaning of life is to live the life
your givin and not wrap it in cotton wool.

this doesn't mean you let your life go,
this means you should cherish your life
from beginning to end.

the meaning of life is reproof of
instruction,the search for truth.

666

the beast breathes fire to kiss dynasty - i was made for loving you.mp3

turn to gensis,death just gave you a
extra day to your life,cherish it.

p.s

the mental ward in australia

mental health act 2008

is fucked up

i see the sudoku firing squad torrow.

the best way to kill your self is the
death of hope.

chin up guys,the the amount of sorrow
a person can hold in there heart and
still keep his sanity is what
makes that person rank.

gods pocket watch has a tear drop on it
with the kiss dynasty symbol on it.


My doctors frequently shit there pants, they sense my dark masculinity
Every time I talk to them……xD

*kiss dynasty air guiter* xD


i'll be back....

wink at miss murder 667

xD
30 Nov 2008 Kuborion Life...
There are people who want to keep it forever.
There are people who want to get rid of even the little they have.
Neither are very successful.
Both are very stupid.
30 Nov 2008 Umar There are many good ways to kill yourself.

1) Alcohol poisoning- drink a lot of alcohol very quickly such as spirits i.e vodka, whiskey etc...

2) Jump of a very tall building, ideally more than 7 storeys, the taller the better.

3) Run in front of a speeding car, train, boat or even plane, which ever is more easily accessible by you.

4) Get very drunk and drive a car very fast, make sure your not wearing a seatbelt and don't stop at any red lights, you can either wait until someone hits you or you can hit in to a wall or car, building its up to you.

5) Overdose on prescription medicine such as sleeping pills or anti depressants, make sure they're not over the counter medicines as they're not strong enough and also you can drink lots of alcohol as well in fact with all suicide methods listed you should be very drunk.

6) Same as above but overdose on heroin or crack/cocaine.

7) Go to a airport and pretend you've got a bomb so the police will shoot you in head, it does help if your a muslim your guaranteed to get shot in fact you might not even need to pretend you got a bomb if your muslim, if your not muslim i advised you get a tan before you go.
29 Nov 2008 Richie Carry on with life. If your not dead already you soon will be. Because nobody cares about you, all there worried about is those that we leave behind. They would rather we suffer for ever so they can lead the lives they wish without their heartache.
28 Nov 2008 joesph willgardi best way to kill ur self when ur a minor is to believe it or not is to go to a busy place like a bus terminal/train staion and jump infront of a big vehical best to do while doped up on some kind. have not tried it myself but have contemplated it guns too messy/chance u live. hanging someone could discover u b4 u r dead. straight taking pills same as hanging. all else fail go to amusement park and purposly stand up slash put piano wire on ur neck with a small hook and toss it to sever ur head makes it look like murder in other words one last laugh at the cruel world
26 Nov 2008 Brittany!! PEOPLE JUST PRAY THAT JESUS WILL HELP U AND HE WILL!ALL THAT ARE TELLIN THESE KIDS TO KILL THEMSELVES IS HORRIBLE!!NO ONE NEEDS TO DO THAT!JUST PRAY AND MAKE SURE U BELIEVE IN OUR LORD AND SAVIOR!HE DIED FOR US!WE SHOULD LIVE FOR HIM!IVE DELT WITH SO MUCH AND ITS BEEN HORRIBLE BUT EVERYTIME I PRAY THINGS SEEM TO GET BETTER!OKAY!!!DONT KILL YOUSELVES!THATS NOT THE SOLUTION!
25 Nov 2008 Kuborion You know what's funny?
I can think of many things that are worth dying for.
But only a few worth living for...
22 Nov 2008 Kuborion Armies have conquered
And fallen in the end
Kingdoms have risen
Then buried by sand
The Earth is our mother
She gives and she takes
She puts us to sleep
In her light we'll awake
We'll all be forgotten
There's no endless fame
But everything we do
It's never in vain

We're part of a story, part of a tale
We're all on this journey
No one is to stay
Where ever it's going
What is the way?

Forests and deserts
Rivers, blue seas
Mountains and valleys
Nothing here stays
While we think we witness
We are part of the scene
This never-ending story
Where will it lead to?
The earth is our mother
She gives and she takes
But she's also a part
A part of the tale

We're part of a story, part of a tale
We're all on this journey
No one's to stay
Oh where is it going?
What is the way?
We're part of a story, part of a tale
Sometimes beautiful and sometimes insane
No one remembers how it began
22 Nov 2008 Z LMFAO - are you kidding me??? If you think (all you out there with suicidal thoughts) that your life is screwed up, think again. Think of this quote... "BORN TO LOSE, LIVE TO WIN" My life growing up was, by today’s standards, one step short of misery. Very poor, had NOTHING, and had no way of getting ANYTHING. And then, just when I thought things could not get any worse, war broke out. Had to fight, watch people die, forced to kill. Not afraid of death at all, but never, never did I think of taking my life. I see that as a cowardly act. Not a God believer and I don`t look to faith to help me with my problems. I face them and attack them. I DO something about it and make it better. Sure, one way is to smack you self with 45 or jump of the cliff, but that will just make it worse. In the same time, you will be forgotten between live ones in a matter of months. We are all here to try to make difference by helping, learning and than using what we know to do our part on this planet for people to come, by protecting what we care about, by being good fathers or good mothers and so on...
If you think you are making a difference with that act that will help people around you and everywhere else, than go ahead, tell me what it is and I`ll advise you on how to end it all. Military training might pay off even after my service ended. I can tell you one thing... forget today’s games, music, TV and all that boll**** that might have got you to think that way, or paying attention to some sore low life losers who might be fortunate to look better, or be more financially stable than you and who are trying to let you know that. They are the dumb ones and very lonely in reality. Ignore them. Don`t give a S***! Turn to reading some intelligent books, finish you school, get as much education you can and 10-15 years from now, things will look much brighter for you. You see, I still struggle. No education, no real experience in anything. Empty bag. I think... no, I KNOW I have far more reasons to do whatever. But WHY?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am BORN TO LOSE but I LIVE TO WIN.
21 Nov 2008 ema if you live for nothing what is the point of living??
20 Nov 2008 Kuborion Telling Layla's story spoken
'Bout how old her bones are broken
Hammers fall on all the pieces
Two months in the cover creases

Fully alive, more than most,
Ready to smile and love life
Fully alive, and she knows
How to believe in futures

All my complaints shrink to nothing,
I'm ashamed of all my somethings
She's glad for one day of comfort
Only because she has suffered

Fully alive, more than most,
Ready to smile and love life
Fully alive, and she knows
How to believe in futures

Fully alive, more than most,
Ready to smile and love life
Fully alive, and she knows
How to believe in futures
19 Nov 2008 dead inside hell if i knew would i be writing this???

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