| Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form. |
| Date |
Name/email Nom/email |
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans? |
| 09 Dec 2008 | gin | jump into the sea |
| 08 Dec 2008 | Kuborion | Girl of sixteen Whole life ahead of her Slashed her wrists Bored with life Didn't succeed Thank the Lord For small mercies Fighting back the tears Mother reads the note again Sixteen candles burn in her mind She takes the blame It's always the same She goes down on her knees and prays I don't want to start Any blasphemous rumours But I think that God's Got a sick sense of humour And when I die I expect to find Him laughing Girl of eighteen Fell in love with everything Found new life In Jesus Christ Hit by a car Ended up On a life support machine Summer's day As she passed away Birds were singing In the summer sky Then came the rain And once again A tear fell From her mother's eye I don't want to start Any blasphemous rumours But I think that God's Got a sick sense of humour And when I die I expect to find Him laughing |
| 08 Dec 2008 | Cliche-Man | "Eat Shit and Die!" It may not be the best way to kill yourself... but its the funnest to yell at your enemies. |
| 07 Dec 2008 | Da Devils son | Dont commit suicide! The reason why you are feeling that way is because of people in society. Why should you punish yourself when in actuality they should be punished. People dont care about you, they really only want to better themselves even if it means to hurt you. dont let people tell you to stop acting like a victim because YOU are the victim and and they made you that way. So dont kill yourself, kill ALL of them instead. |
| 04 Dec 2008 | meet a guy | death by heartache |
| 03 Dec 2008 | Troy | Troys guide to escaping the mental ward. *note* to hide guide put a fake to do list over it with a paper Staple and a fudge "think postive" note on the footnote of the to do list page. eg; checklist: to do: dates: numbers: *guide* your mental status. step 1 checkmate. you need to leave your docter in the dark with your mind set in order to leave. you have to leave him in check mate. so he doesn't know if your subtley withdrawing in a bad or in a good way. like the orgins of social withdrawal. he must not know your reasons. step 2 don't make any drastic actions into reaction of how they responded to the reason,you are being held there. do subtle slow changes and he won't suspect spoofed recovery. ir you don't or are not what the docter said you had. hint pointer. all ungraceful actions will make them tighten there grip on you. last note... above all don't be hostile. keep your chin up. ok now the reasons for steps 1 and 2. step 1 is so your docter can't be certain on your mental status and can't force you to talk openly and therefore giving him nothing to hold you against your will. step 2 is a spoof recovery,this is a play,to make it look like you just got over your tramua induced state and woke up from a delusional world. but its only an act to get you out. this means,only the sane ppl use this method,insane ppl are normal. now about sucide,if you have nothing going for you,believe me we have all been there. i am not afriad to die,im just afriad of failure. listen to this... youtube - popcorn by hot butter!!! (original) http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=9N4ckFN96-k thats the music from my year 9 sex eductaion video. ....xD think of it this way when you were born you won the lottory. gods pocket watch has a tear drop on it with the kiss dynasty symbol. 666 the beast breathes fire to kiss dynasty i was made for loving you.mp3 just make sure if you do it,its what you want before you do it. i got thrown in a mental ward for being normal (insane) *passing a psyche docter test cheat* answer yes or no. say the sky is blue. i remmber my gf's birthday. the meaning of life is 42. and i hate abba. also say ink blots are fun they remind me of a venus sperm trap. for any questions questioning my sanity that are in my favor the answer will be no. if the context is in my favor. also a problem seems to be caused by LOL_I_DUNNO_WHAT_IS_WRONG_WITH_YOUR_COMPUTER for all other answers press hash #go fish.. Basement Jaxx - Where's Your Head At http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=8md51JnCNFQ plays...please wait your call will be answered shortly. tele adverts. Dr Kawashima's Brain Washing The point where Nintendo was forced to use subliminal messaging to sell its new product. "Look into the screen...you are feeling sleepy...you are under my control... hear my voice...BUY A WII BUY A WII BUY A WII BUY A WII... 321 and you're back in the room". Brittany spears newest perfume Make your man, hiss and foam at the mouth. With La smelly cat. sudoku activity and an online degree was detected your call was rejected. Kool & The Gang - Ladies Night *plays* ********** ok just a few things you should know. beware what ever you say infront of your docter they can bend the truth and write it in 3 rd person. whats common sense is if you hear voices never ever admit to hearing them,thats just common sense,else they will hold you against your will a long time under the mental health act 2008. amanda van stones tantric mantra. now when they hit you with sucide related questions don't puase or stop to think when they ask them or your fucked just say no by default... just be calm and collected don't be sauve they hate it its like satire to them. remmber when the docter writes on your file its in there words and not yours,beware. credits... Troy+melissa= trouble R.I.P ROC....xD |
| 03 Dec 2008 | Troy | Troy says Hey guys guess where I was…xD In a mental hospital,to make a long story short ,I tried to be funny infront of a psychologist that had no sense of humor. Eg; instead of saying “oh look its tom cruise” Mina xD wink wink Replace the tom cruise with borat…..LOL I saw mohpus mowing his lawn,and then xenu Came on my lawn and kicked my dog..etc..xD For mouchettes sake here is my official suicide suggestion Harakiri by wii remote. Harakiri (Japan) ritual suicide by self-disembowelment on a sword; practiced by warriors in the traditional Japanese society *tele-advert* Dr Kawashima's Brain Washing The point where Nintendo was forced to use subliminal messaging to sell its new product. "Look into the screen...you are feeling sleepy...you are under my control... hear my voice...BUY A WII BUY A WII BUY A WII BUY A WII... 321 and you're back in the room". LOL ...xD hugs* tears* and oxymorons for all... to be contined..... |
| 03 Dec 2008 | Chris | when you try so hard and so long without success, when you can not sleep st night and the pain is crushing you. When there is nobody who undderstands you and the ones you talk to laugh at you. When people tell you "thats the stupiest thing to do". When you are 30 and you never felt love in your life - neither to give nor to take. When everything around you annoys you. When you wear a mask in front of everyone to keep your job and not to be thrown in an mental institute, because nobody understands you. When you are different and you cant say why. When nothing that you ever do really is fun. When youu cant remember the last time that you laughed. When you keep crying at night and there is nobody to care for you. When loneliness is the way of life. When you are too ugly and no girl considers you... When all hope is gone and despite waiting big time, it doesnt feel better. When you dont believe in miracles any longer.... all that is me. And dont you dare telling me that I dont have right for it! |
| 02 Dec 2008 | The heretic | its my last day in the mental ward. and i think i have found out the meaning of life. the meaning of life is to live the life your givin and not wrap it in cotton wool. this doesn't mean you let your life go, this means you should cherish your life from beginning to end. the meaning of life is reproof of instruction,the search for truth. 666 the beast breathes fire to kiss dynasty - i was made for loving you.mp3 turn to gensis,death just gave you a extra day to your life,cherish it. p.s the mental ward in australia mental health act 2008 is fucked up i see the sudoku firing squad torrow. the best way to kill your self is the death of hope. chin up guys,the the amount of sorrow a person can hold in there heart and still keep his sanity is what makes that person rank. gods pocket watch has a tear drop on it with the kiss dynasty symbol on it. My doctors frequently shit there pants, they sense my dark masculinity Every time I talk to them……xD *kiss dynasty air guiter* xD i'll be back.... wink at miss murder 667 xD |
| 30 Nov 2008 | Kuborion | Life... There are people who want to keep it forever. There are people who want to get rid of even the little they have. Neither are very successful. Both are very stupid. |
| 30 Nov 2008 | Umar | There are many good ways to kill yourself. 1) Alcohol poisoning- drink a lot of alcohol very quickly such as spirits i.e vodka, whiskey etc... 2) Jump of a very tall building, ideally more than 7 storeys, the taller the better. 3) Run in front of a speeding car, train, boat or even plane, which ever is more easily accessible by you. 4) Get very drunk and drive a car very fast, make sure your not wearing a seatbelt and don't stop at any red lights, you can either wait until someone hits you or you can hit in to a wall or car, building its up to you. 5) Overdose on prescription medicine such as sleeping pills or anti depressants, make sure they're not over the counter medicines as they're not strong enough and also you can drink lots of alcohol as well in fact with all suicide methods listed you should be very drunk. 6) Same as above but overdose on heroin or crack/cocaine. 7) Go to a airport and pretend you've got a bomb so the police will shoot you in head, it does help if your a muslim your guaranteed to get shot in fact you might not even need to pretend you got a bomb if your muslim, if your not muslim i advised you get a tan before you go. |
| 29 Nov 2008 | Richie | Carry on with life. If your not dead already you soon will be. Because nobody cares about you, all there worried about is those that we leave behind. They would rather we suffer for ever so they can lead the lives they wish without their heartache. |
| 28 Nov 2008 | joesph willgardi | best way to kill ur self when ur a minor is to believe it or not is to go to a busy place like a bus terminal/train staion and jump infront of a big vehical best to do while doped up on some kind. have not tried it myself but have contemplated it guns too messy/chance u live. hanging someone could discover u b4 u r dead. straight taking pills same as hanging. all else fail go to amusement park and purposly stand up slash put piano wire on ur neck with a small hook and toss it to sever ur head makes it look like murder in other words one last laugh at the cruel world |
| 26 Nov 2008 | Brittany!! | PEOPLE JUST PRAY THAT JESUS WILL HELP U AND HE WILL!ALL THAT ARE TELLIN THESE KIDS TO KILL THEMSELVES IS HORRIBLE!!NO ONE NEEDS TO DO THAT!JUST PRAY AND MAKE SURE U BELIEVE IN OUR LORD AND SAVIOR!HE DIED FOR US!WE SHOULD LIVE FOR HIM!IVE DELT WITH SO MUCH AND ITS BEEN HORRIBLE BUT EVERYTIME I PRAY THINGS SEEM TO GET BETTER!OKAY!!!DONT KILL YOUSELVES!THATS NOT THE SOLUTION! |
| 25 Nov 2008 | Kuborion | You know what's funny? I can think of many things that are worth dying for. But only a few worth living for... |
| 22 Nov 2008 | Kuborion | Armies have conquered And fallen in the end Kingdoms have risen Then buried by sand The Earth is our mother She gives and she takes She puts us to sleep In her light we'll awake We'll all be forgotten There's no endless fame But everything we do It's never in vain We're part of a story, part of a tale We're all on this journey No one is to stay Where ever it's going What is the way? Forests and deserts Rivers, blue seas Mountains and valleys Nothing here stays While we think we witness We are part of the scene This never-ending story Where will it lead to? The earth is our mother She gives and she takes But she's also a part A part of the tale We're part of a story, part of a tale We're all on this journey No one's to stay Oh where is it going? What is the way? We're part of a story, part of a tale Sometimes beautiful and sometimes insane No one remembers how it began |
| 22 Nov 2008 | Z | LMFAO - are you kidding me??? If you think (all you out there with suicidal thoughts) that your life is screwed up, think again. Think of this quote... "BORN TO LOSE, LIVE TO WIN" My life growing up was, by today’s standards, one step short of misery. Very poor, had NOTHING, and had no way of getting ANYTHING. And then, just when I thought things could not get any worse, war broke out. Had to fight, watch people die, forced to kill. Not afraid of death at all, but never, never did I think of taking my life. I see that as a cowardly act. Not a God believer and I don`t look to faith to help me with my problems. I face them and attack them. I DO something about it and make it better. Sure, one way is to smack you self with 45 or jump of the cliff, but that will just make it worse. In the same time, you will be forgotten between live ones in a matter of months. We are all here to try to make difference by helping, learning and than using what we know to do our part on this planet for people to come, by protecting what we care about, by being good fathers or good mothers and so on... If you think you are making a difference with that act that will help people around you and everywhere else, than go ahead, tell me what it is and I`ll advise you on how to end it all. Military training might pay off even after my service ended. I can tell you one thing... forget today’s games, music, TV and all that boll**** that might have got you to think that way, or paying attention to some sore low life losers who might be fortunate to look better, or be more financially stable than you and who are trying to let you know that. They are the dumb ones and very lonely in reality. Ignore them. Don`t give a S***! Turn to reading some intelligent books, finish you school, get as much education you can and 10-15 years from now, things will look much brighter for you. You see, I still struggle. No education, no real experience in anything. Empty bag. I think... no, I KNOW I have far more reasons to do whatever. But WHY?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am BORN TO LOSE but I LIVE TO WIN. |
| 21 Nov 2008 | ema | if you live for nothing what is the point of living?? |
| 20 Nov 2008 | Kuborion | Telling Layla's story spoken 'Bout how old her bones are broken Hammers fall on all the pieces Two months in the cover creases Fully alive, more than most, Ready to smile and love life Fully alive, and she knows How to believe in futures All my complaints shrink to nothing, I'm ashamed of all my somethings She's glad for one day of comfort Only because she has suffered Fully alive, more than most, Ready to smile and love life Fully alive, and she knows How to believe in futures Fully alive, more than most, Ready to smile and love life Fully alive, and she knows How to believe in futures |
| 19 Nov 2008 | dead inside | hell if i knew would i be writing this??? |
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