What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

08 May 2003 SheepSlayer if u wanna kill a baby (which u dont want to do) put them in a microwave and cook them to death!

24 Apr 2003 Cayl Je l'ai déjà vu dans un dessin humoristique. C'est de lui offrir un costume de Superman et de l'inviter à s'envoler du 15ème étage. Bon, c'est pas vraiment du suicide et il faut que le niard soit limite limite. Mais ça peut amuser une réunion de famille un peu allumée au gros rouge.

19 Apr 2003 dDan Have sex with five whores a day. In two weeks you'll have every single konwn STD and might have even developed some undiscovered ones! :-O Now you'll die happy AND you'll have a disease named after you.

19 Apr 2003 cat killer mincing yourself to death

16 Apr 2003 john jump off a bridge with a thin wire around your neck attached fifty feet up to the bridge. Can you say "Slice"

23 Mar 2003 odd nes Remove a cord from a standard household lamp. Attach the ends to a fork. stick it in your bum bum. plug the plug end into the wall.

19 Mar 2003 july la meilleure forme de suicide pourrait être le couteau de cuisine integré à un scalpel qui pourrait leur permettre de se trancher et la gorge et l'entre cuisse pour être sûr que la mort sera rapide avec une vidange directe des artères....

18 Mar 2003 Chris Sharpen two pencils very sharply, stick one in each nostril and bang your fuckin head on something hard. the pencils will just shoot up into your head and you'll be dead in seconds but be careful: if you don't make it proper it might hurt!!

14 Mar 2003 Roger The best way is definitely cutting your underdeveloped penis off, and then slitting your own throat until you die. *HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!

03 Mar 2003 jasen stewart think of a clockwork orange theme...... strapped to a chair with toothpicks propping your eyelids, forced to digest hours of david schwimer movies......... death shall ensue shortly thereafter

22 Feb 2003 artist23 to masturbate in vitriolic acid

22 Feb 2003 format to masturbate in vitriolic acid

28 Dec 2002 linda smith Get a knife and run out into the street and wait for a car to pass by make sure you do it at night so they won't see you put on all black and walk out into the street and wait for a car when you see a car coming get your knife and stab yourself in the arm run up to the car and say you need a ride to the hospital, while your in the car tell him that your mommy stabbed you and make sure you take your dog with you, while in the car wack off the dog and stab yourself in the chest

17 Dec 2002 robert DANCE: Pour an increasingly large amount of bleach into every orofice of your little body: wriggle until you can move no longer. Make sure your Dad video tapes your performance. Make sure your mum provides the bleach. Dance for your grandparents on the table you ate Christmas dinner. Wear the headband your auntie bought you.

17 Dec 2002 ryan squirt lighter fluid in your ass, douse a piece of string in it as well, stick the string in your ass and have a bit hanging out light her up and wait for results

17 Dec 2002 ryan bring a killer back to life by sellotaping his head back on, then stay in his house for a week until he comes to kill you (must be relative)

17 Dec 2002 ryan dive into a mincer

17 Dec 2002 ryan tie a noose around you neck and tie it to a pole. get in a car and drive as fast as you can until it rips your head of or pull you through th car either way you die

15 Dec 2002 The Chad Take a sharp edge bottle opener.. and start peeling your gums away from the teeth... then take a pocket knife and slice the gums from between your top two teeth up to your nose.. Then take the two flaps and slowly peel your face off. Then run out into the streets screaming "God has turned me into a bomb!" Make sure there are cops around when you do it.. If you don't bleed to death from the whole face thing, the cops will surely shoot you down..

08 Dec 2002 georgie First, u have to like pain and sex, then, go and steal as much stuff as u can, then, grab a live chicken, fuck it up the ass, which, to my experience is very painful, and cut off your limbs one by one, when you don't have any limbs left apart from one arm, stab yourself in the heart. that's wot im gunna do on christmas eve, hahaha

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
08 May 2003	SheepSlayer	if u wanna kill a baby (which u dont want to do) put them in a microwave and cook them to death!
24 Apr 2003	Cayl	Je l'ai déjà vu dans un dessin humoristique. C'est de lui offrir un costume de Superman et de l'inviter à s'envoler du 15ème étage. Bon, c'est pas vraiment du suicide et il faut que le niard soit limite limite. Mais ça peut amuser une réunion de famille un peu allumée au gros rouge.
19 Apr 2003	dDan	Have sex with five whores a day. In two weeks you'll have every single konwn STD and might have even developed some undiscovered ones! :-O Now you'll die happy AND you'll have a disease named after you.
19 Apr 2003	cat killer	mincing yourself to death
16 Apr 2003	john	jump off a bridge with a thin wire around your neck attached fifty feet up to the bridge. Can you say "Slice"
23 Mar 2003	odd nes	Remove a cord from a standard household lamp. Attach the ends to a fork. stick it in your bum bum. plug the plug end into the wall.
19 Mar 2003	july	la meilleure forme de suicide pourrait être le couteau de cuisine integré à un scalpel qui pourrait leur permettre de se trancher et la gorge et l'entre cuisse pour être sûr que la mort sera rapide avec une vidange directe des artères....
18 Mar 2003	Chris	Sharpen two pencils very sharply, stick one in each nostril and bang your fuckin head on something hard. the pencils will just shoot up into your head and you'll be dead in seconds but be careful: if you don't make it proper it might hurt!!
14 Mar 2003	Roger	*The best way is definitely cutting your underdeveloped penis off, and then slitting your own throat until you die. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!**
03 Mar 2003	jasen stewart	think of a clockwork orange theme...... strapped to a chair with toothpicks propping your eyelids, forced to digest hours of david schwimer movies......... death shall ensue shortly thereafter
22 Feb 2003	artist23	to masturbate in vitriolic acid
22 Feb 2003	format	to masturbate in vitriolic acid
28 Dec 2002	linda smith	Get a knife and run out into the street and wait for a car to pass by make sure you do it at night so they won't see you put on all black and walk out into the street and wait for a car when you see a car coming get your knife and stab yourself in the arm run up to the car and say you need a ride to the hospital, while your in the car tell him that your mommy stabbed you and make sure you take your dog with you, while in the car wack off the dog and stab yourself in the chest
17 Dec 2002	robert	DANCE: Pour an increasingly large amount of bleach into every orofice of your little body: wriggle until you can move no longer. Make sure your Dad video tapes your performance. Make sure your mum provides the bleach. Dance for your grandparents on the table you ate Christmas dinner. Wear the headband your auntie bought you.
17 Dec 2002	ryan	squirt lighter fluid in your ass, douse a piece of string in it as well, stick the string in your ass and have a bit hanging out light her up and wait for results
17 Dec 2002	ryan	bring a killer back to life by sellotaping his head back on, then stay in his house for a week until he comes to kill you (must be relative)
17 Dec 2002	ryan	dive into a mincer
17 Dec 2002	ryan	tie a noose around you neck and tie it to a pole. get in a car and drive as fast as you can until it rips your head of or pull you through th car either way you die
15 Dec 2002	The Chad	Take a sharp edge bottle opener.. and start peeling your gums away from the teeth... then take a pocket knife and slice the gums from between your top two teeth up to your nose.. Then take the two flaps and slowly peel your face off. Then run out into the streets screaming "God has turned me into a bomb!" Make sure there are cops around when you do it.. If you don't bleed to death from the whole face thing, the cops will surely shoot you down..
08 Dec 2002	georgie	First, u have to like pain and sex, then, go and steal as much stuff as u can, then, grab a live chicken, fuck it up the ass, which, to my experience is very painful, and cut off your limbs one by one, when you don't have any limbs left apart from one arm, stab yourself in the heart. that's wot im gunna do on christmas eve, hahaha