What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

14 Feb 2004 Kayla the best way to kill yourself if you under the age of 13 would be tell your mother you're pregnant with by your dad and you're keeping the baby, no matter what
oh ps and the doc said it's twins!

11 Feb 2004 Mathieu Malouf Il faut d'abord obtenir la permission de se servir du poële et inviter des gens à bouffer chez soi en leur fixant un rendez-vous dans une demi-heure environ, pour se laisser du temps. Ensuite on fait revenir des échalottes, on ajoute des champignons, du vin blanc, de la crême et, après s'être rasé le corps entier et extrait les yeux, dents, ongles et autres abats, on se fait revenir gentiment, bien câlé au fond de notre poëlon favori.

04 Feb 2004 cyrill hmmm... you should ask this friend ov mine... marc.dutroux@yahoo.be

07 Jan 2004 Buddism Artist This site sucks, spice it up a bit. Pictures of corpse will be nice. KIDS! if you gonna commit suicide, please take the before and after picture, so you will be famous after you die. Have your friend photocopy the death certificate. I am getting sick of all these talks with no actions. I might start to kill someone soon. If I know where you live, i will go over there and kill you in your sleep personally! Yes, i will cut off your head with a samurai sword while you are sleeping. No pain, simple end. Com'on!!! pussy shit, I want to set you free. You might even go to heaven, who knows. Email your address to me, leave your doors unlocked at night, I will kill you, take picture, and send it everywhere in the world. Be a sport, be an artist, be famous after you die. Don't worry, I am a sword master. 0.03 second to chop your head off. I am not even asking to get paid.

03 Jan 2004 cnidaria first, i suggest you strip down to nothing, shave your entire body, paint your entire body aquamarine, and then dump honey bbq sauce on your genitals. after that you strategically place peacock feathers in your anal crevice. next, after completion of those first tasks, you pierce your nipples with ring bologna. immediately after that you tattoo "jurisprudence" on your left earlobe. then go stand on the top shelf of an arab owned local business, and do a back-flip while shooting yourself with a flaming cross-bow straight into your jugular. a brilliant way to die, if i do say so myself.

31 Dec 2003 Alvira In WV Stab your eyes with forks, very harshly, play heavy metal music like myself! All the time, non-stop! Cut out your tongue and staple it to your pets forehead. Sniff Clorox and stick a level up your butt, what!

31 Dec 2003 pinke hang yourself in a phonebox that way you can say your last good byez before you go.

26 Dec 2003 Kelly (damien) If u wanna be creative you can do this. Cut your stomach and pull out your intestines, then hang yourself with it! Gross huh? Either that or you can take a BIG knife, put the tip on the roof of your mouth and take a hammer and hammer the knife into your brain. Man 12 yr olds have some weird ideas but i'm one of 'em!

19 Dec 2003 Leslie Suffocate in a plastic bag without a warning label

10 Dec 2003 Rich First do something really bad so you really feel that you have to, like rape and kill someone else. Then take a coathanger, push it behind your windpipe, this hurts a little, then twist it back together and tie a rope to it, the other end to your bed then jump out your window. be sure to tie your knots good.

02 Dec 2003 the NihiLaNth take a siringe pull out the plunger end, tape and air compressor hose into the hole. insert into veins and turn on air compressor and voila! turn yourself into a balloon

30 Nov 2003 gabbi chop your ear off and choke on it!!!

26 Nov 2003 BONNIE CUT YOURSELF ALL OVER SO YOU LOOK LIKE A MAP THEN POOR ACID ON YOURSELF AND CUT YOUR WRISTS.

22 Nov 2003 andy umm........ visit iraq?

04 Nov 2003 Bily Tell your dad that you fucked your mom when he was nailin the chick that babysits you.

28 Oct 2003 lucie se taillader avec une petite cuillère et verser du sel dessus ou alors laisser pourrir pour choper la gangrène et mourir lentement dans d'atroces souffrances accompagnées de convulsions spasmodiques (hors jours fériés)

26 Oct 2003 talli down a bottle of toilet cleaner

13 Oct 2003 Dan - Go to a cemetary and fuck an ancient corpse, if the maggots inside your body don't kill you, the VD and sicknesses you get will.

- Put glass in your food and start eating. Yummy!

- Put your head in front of a door and slam it until you're head falls off

- Quick and painless: Jump head first from your roof. Don't be a pussy, if its not high, it WILL HURT. And if its not head first, you probably wont even die.

10 Oct 2003 Lauren rig a microwave to work with the door open... put it on fullpower and place your head in it... alternatively if the microwave refuses to work with the door open... you can chop off your head and place it in the microwave... be aware that the microwave will no longer be the cause of death if you do this but just a way of making the body look "interesting" when they find you in the morning... :D

06 Oct 2003 notme Strap a bomb to your belly that will go off one second after you say the word "Immediately". Run into a filled restaurant and scream "I HAVE EATEN A VERY BAD BURRITO AND WILL EXPLODE IMMEDIATELY!", do this while you're holding a lamp in one hand, and a power drill in the other. Ohh and stuff walnuts in your buttcrack. (this will really baffle the investigators)

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
14 Feb 2004	Kayla	the best way to kill yourself if you under the age of 13 would be tell your mother you're pregnant with by your dad and you're keeping the baby, no matter what oh ps and the doc said it's twins!
11 Feb 2004	Mathieu Malouf	Il faut d'abord obtenir la permission de se servir du poële et inviter des gens à bouffer chez soi en leur fixant un rendez-vous dans une demi-heure environ, pour se laisser du temps. Ensuite on fait revenir des échalottes, on ajoute des champignons, du vin blanc, de la crême et, après s'être rasé le corps entier et extrait les yeux, dents, ongles et autres abats, on se fait revenir gentiment, bien câlé au fond de notre poëlon favori.
04 Feb 2004	cyrill	hmmm... you should ask this friend ov mine... marc.dutroux@yahoo.be
07 Jan 2004	Buddism Artist	This site sucks, spice it up a bit. Pictures of corpse will be nice. KIDS! if you gonna commit suicide, please take the before and after picture, so you will be famous after you die. Have your friend photocopy the death certificate. I am getting sick of all these talks with no actions. I might start to kill someone soon. If I know where you live, i will go over there and kill you in your sleep personally! Yes, i will cut off your head with a samurai sword while you are sleeping. No pain, simple end. Com'on!!! pussy shit, I want to set you free. You might even go to heaven, who knows. Email your address to me, leave your doors unlocked at night, I will kill you, take picture, and send it everywhere in the world. Be a sport, be an artist, be famous after you die. Don't worry, I am a sword master. 0.03 second to chop your head off. I am not even asking to get paid.
03 Jan 2004	cnidaria	first, i suggest you strip down to nothing, shave your entire body, paint your entire body aquamarine, and then dump honey bbq sauce on your genitals. after that you strategically place peacock feathers in your anal crevice. next, after completion of those first tasks, you pierce your nipples with ring bologna. immediately after that you tattoo "jurisprudence" on your left earlobe. then go stand on the top shelf of an arab owned local business, and do a back-flip while shooting yourself with a flaming cross-bow straight into your jugular. a brilliant way to die, if i do say so myself.
31 Dec 2003	Alvira In WV	Stab your eyes with forks, very harshly, play heavy metal music like myself! All the time, non-stop! Cut out your tongue and staple it to your pets forehead. Sniff Clorox and stick a level up your butt, what!
31 Dec 2003	pinke	hang yourself in a phonebox that way you can say your last good byez before you go.
26 Dec 2003	Kelly (damien)	If u wanna be creative you can do this. Cut your stomach and pull out your intestines, then hang yourself with it! Gross huh? Either that or you can take a BIG knife, put the tip on the roof of your mouth and take a hammer and hammer the knife into your brain. Man 12 yr olds have some weird ideas but i'm one of 'em!
19 Dec 2003	Leslie	Suffocate in a plastic bag without a warning label
10 Dec 2003	Rich	First do something really bad so you really feel that you have to, like rape and kill someone else. Then take a coathanger, push it behind your windpipe, this hurts a little, then twist it back together and tie a rope to it, the other end to your bed then jump out your window. be sure to tie your knots good.
02 Dec 2003	the NihiLaNth	take a siringe pull out the plunger end, tape and air compressor hose into the hole. insert into veins and turn on air compressor and voila! turn yourself into a balloon
30 Nov 2003	gabbi	chop your ear off and choke on it!!!
26 Nov 2003	BONNIE	CUT YOURSELF ALL OVER SO YOU LOOK LIKE A MAP THEN POOR ACID ON YOURSELF AND CUT YOUR WRISTS.
22 Nov 2003	andy	umm........ visit iraq?
04 Nov 2003	Bily	Tell your dad that you fucked your mom when he was nailin the chick that babysits you.
28 Oct 2003	lucie	se taillader avec une petite cuillère et verser du sel dessus ou alors laisser pourrir pour choper la gangrène et mourir lentement dans d'atroces souffrances accompagnées de convulsions spasmodiques (hors jours fériés)
26 Oct 2003	talli	down a bottle of toilet cleaner
13 Oct 2003	Dan	- Go to a cemetary and fuck an ancient corpse, if the maggots inside your body don't kill you, the VD and sicknesses you get will. - Put glass in your food and start eating. Yummy! - Put your head in front of a door and slam it until you're head falls off - Quick and painless: Jump head first from your roof. Don't be a pussy, if its not high, it WILL HURT. And if its not head first, you probably wont even die.
10 Oct 2003	Lauren	rig a microwave to work with the door open... put it on fullpower and place your head in it... alternatively if the microwave refuses to work with the door open... you can chop off your head and place it in the microwave... be aware that the microwave will no longer be the cause of death if you do this but just a way of making the body look "interesting" when they find you in the morning... :D
06 Oct 2003	notme	Strap a bomb to your belly that will go off one second after you say the word "Immediately". Run into a filled restaurant and scream "I HAVE EATEN A VERY BAD BURRITO AND WILL EXPLODE IMMEDIATELY!", do this while you're holding a lamp in one hand, and a power drill in the other. Ohh and stuff walnuts in your buttcrack. (this will really baffle the investigators)