Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
26 Jun 2005	Jackass Joe	Roll yourself up in guitar string. Attach the string to the top of a bridge and put the string around your waist. Roll off the bridge and when you reach the bottom your body will split in half! and maybe even cause a car pile up!
23 Jun 2005	lara thom	cut your hair with a chain saw make sure you cut it down to the skalp
23 Jun 2005	boo	poke your eyeballs out with a fork
22 Jun 2005	lisa	stick a needle up ur fanny! nd a knife up ur bum ayt the same time!! write 2 me please, i also find shuvving a cucumber up dere helps!
20 Jun 2005	GoThMaStErDaRkLoRd	TAKE A FUCKING KNIFE AND CUT UP SOME HOT CHICKS IN WHITE MINISKIRTS!! CUT OFF THEIR PREPPY BOOBS... THEN CUT UP THEIR CUTE LITTLE PINK VIRGIN VAGINA!!! IF YOU DONT DIE OF SORROW THEN...... u prolly wont die at all.
19 Jun 2005	Deux $ Putain	you will need one razor blade. begin cutting around your face so you can peel it off. after peeling off your face tack it on the wall. if this is actually a reliable way to commit suicide please write back and tell me how everything went.
18 Jun 2005	bob	cut you dick off!!
17 Jun 2005	The Real Deal	Hello young people, I am here to tell you that suicide might be a good option for you. So you're young and you want to kill yourself eh? I understand. Old folks tell you not to do it because you have your whole life ahead of you or some shit like that. Fuck that! Let me tell you, life only gets worse as the years go by. Now you're young and everything is just peachy. You can do whatever the fuck you want, not worry about chronic illness and pain and shit. With each passing second, you are getting fatter, uglier, weaker, more prone to injury and disease, and your ability to learn decreases. Maybe suicide isn't so bad. Believe me, getting old is no good. Even in your early twenties you will start to feel the effects of time taking its toll. By the time you are thirty you'll be all worn out and weak and fat and stupid and stressed. And by the time you're 40-50, a single punch to the gut is so devestating it could kill you. You'll be a weak, middle aged, pathetic, fat piece of shit..... just like Mouchette. So maybe you should save yourself before you go through some real pain. Once youth is over, you can look forward to a life filled with increasing pain and decreasing competence.
13 Jun 2005	flyin dyin u.s.a. kamikaze	shove a stick of dynaite up your butthole, ignite the fuse and be carefull not to fart otherwise the dynamite will be pushed out and youll blow your legs off instead of your ass cheeks and your internal organs
11 Jun 2005	Amanda	poring acid on your head and letting it burn off your flesh until you die.
07 Jun 2005	poser	i dont know about suicide but in my will it says when i do finnaly go i am to be made in to hot dog weiners and used in hot dogs to be sold at baseball games accross america.
07 Jun 2005	Rebecca	slit your rist vertically and put your hand down the toilet and flush you will die instantly
06 Jun 2005	life is a cruel joke.	you could either pretend to be superman and jump off a building... OR... you could skin your self alive... OR... you could post some gay thread on this site and tell people where you live and that if anyone wants to start some mess just come on over... OR... you could try eating little bitty pieces of broken glass... OR... you could drink rubbing alcohol(91 percent works best)... OR... hang yourself upside down and drill a hole in the top of your head. the blood will run out quicker than sliting your wrists. if none of this works just pretend to be dead and when someone walks in the room hold your breath. if you can no longer hold this pose awake suddenly and still act like you were dead. tell them you saw hell and heaven. tell them you saw the person in the room with you in hell. make up something like your gonna die in a car crash and your head will be crushed.
04 Jun 2005	kaydee moyle	i would have thought every child under thirteen would have at least thought about suicide at least once. i know i sure as hell did. now some of the adolecent minds really are serious. i would like to broaden your horizions for just a moment here. please think about what you are doing. why is it you want to kill yourself? it is because of other people and the way the world is around you right? so why do you have to be the one to go? make these bastards pay. and i promise once you start killing folks you will get hooked like you just smoked a big crack rock. hooked i tell ya. now the first time will be kinda odd. i remember the first time i killed someone. at first i felt like superman. the next moment i was so discusted at what i had done vomiting and sweating while my body was cold. all kinds of thoughts run thru your mind. but once your mind settles down you feel powerful. like you could do it again and again. after a few times you do it you begin having thoughts all day long like it would be so much fun to kill this person like this. and you get a rush from it and adventually you have to satisfy the urge. and the urge just keeps growing stronger until you obey. i have even started hearing a voice that tells me to kill people and dogs and cats even little children. the voice makes bad things happen in my life when i dont do what he says. but if you just have to commit suicide do it like this. think about if you could kill someone any one person. the person you hate the most. how would you do it? now take that hatred and plan to kill them out on yourself. i also recommend while you do it you pretend in your mind that what you are doing is not to you but directly to them. all the pain you feel is not your own but only you are able to sample thier death. and pretty please with sugar on top make it gruesome.
02 Jun 2005	Frank Suze	The most painless way is to come over to my place and let me eat you. I will numb your body and cook your liver so fast that you can have a taste too!
31 May 2005	c-a-r-e-l-e-s-s killer	1.)Go to a black neighborhood and act wigger((your sure to get yourself shot)) 2.)If you wanna go to heavan drive nails through your hands into a huge cross ((acctually i dont know if that would get you to heaven or hell ...hmmmm)) 3.)Dispart a shaving razor and cut into your stomache therefore causing you to bleed to death. 4.)Jam you arm into an oven with it on at full heat! ((reminder*:dont take your hand out.)) 5.)ask a doctor how to become light sensitive and do so then revealing yourself to the sun and burning/tortured/w/e ect. to death (hope these 5 suicide attempt tips help ^_^))
30 May 2005	BEACHASSNEEGA	WELL I KNOW BEFORE YOU KILL YOURSELF I WOULD LIKE TO REQUEST YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER, NAME, D.L. NUMBER, BIRTHDATE, BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND ANY OTHER SORTS OF INFO I WILL NEED TO SCAM THE CREDIT CARD PEOPLE. PLEASE I ASK YOU TO HELP ME. YOUR PROBLEMS ARE GOING TO BE OVER. I AM INVOLVED IN A MILITIA AND NEED FUNDS TO SUPPLY WEAPONS FOR MY MILITIA MEN.
25 May 2005	josh	ttake two #2 pencils and put them up your nose. when your friends start asking questions and the bell for 3rd period rings. Wait, wait for your teacher to make a big fuss......have u waited long enough? is he yell? Ok perfect now without saying a word smack your face into the desk. when u break your nose and the pencils are JAMMED (sp?) upward they should kill you. if not.. then u have a damn good story.
24 May 2005	paul	hanging yourself with Guitar strings (preferably high E, extrathin) this way when you jump from the tree branch the E-strings will tighten and probably decapitate you...sweet
23 May 2005	Harry The Hippo	Look, its this easy, pick up the computer that you are using now, and smash it over your head. If you are still not dead, keep the computer pllugged in and take a shower. If you do not die after this, cut out your intestines and try to rewire the computer.

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