Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
16 Feb 2006	ha ha losers	Music & internet enhances people’s lives. But I think people who want to kill themselves are scumbags and don’t deserve to have their lives enhanced. Here is why: Probably are stupid. Your parents are ashamed of you. Your friends think you’re annoying but don’t have the heart to say, “You can’t come." You have cancer and don’t know it yet. Even if you avoid WW3, the American military will eventually invade the country you fled to. Then you’ll either die, go to prison, or get bombed. If your heart decides to take a break, you die. The people in the other room can hear you masturbate and they find it appalling. Your life is all downhill from here. Two apes are going to attack you at a zoo and rip off your genitals and foot. No matter how boring a reality TV show is, your life is worse. You don’t have any money. America trained mid-east soldiers who attacked America soon after. Then America invaded the mid-east to train more soldiers. You have a 10% chance of ending up gay. 65% of the things said to you each day are a lie. Those are just a few examples of why your life sucks. And all these things considered, to actually think that you have the right to feel good is arrogant and uncalled for. You should be miserable along with me and everyone else. Stop listening to music and surfing the net because you don’t deserve to. The only beat you should ever hear is your heart thumping in fear while you’re sitting alone in the dark. Suicide posters voice makes just cringing noise that makes my butthole pucker. I made a song about you wasters, hope you like it. https://jshare.johnshopkins.edu/ssandfo1/public_html/thilo-musicsucks.mp3 Get that song, stick it on your iPod, and loop it fifty times with your headphone cranked to the max. Each time you listen, it should be a refreshing reminder of how grateful you are of death and how blinded you were by the catchy tunes and “feelgood” lyrics you used to listen to. Stop believing the fact that life sucks
08 Feb 2006	just trying to help	I don't know if someone post this one already, here is a good painless way to die. You will need an assistant and a bag of salvinorin extract. First, you need to smoke the stuff, as soon as it knocks you out, have your friend cut your head off within 3 minutes. He or she will have to be fast, because during 3 to 5 minutes, that shit will knock out your pain completely. You will not feel a thing.
08 Feb 2006	John Michaels	Have this endorsed by McGyver: This is stuff any halfway intelligent kid could get their hands on. Contents: lots of things for variety Nail File(in Mom's bathroom) Tooth Floss(also in Mom's bathroom) 5 cent book matches(next to the birthday candles in the kitchen cupboard) Gasoline(in the garage) empty Windex bottle(underneath the kitchen sink) large steak knife(next to the butter knives in the second to right drawer) Directions: 1. Fill Windex bottle with gasoline. Set near where you can reach it. 2. Take nail file and scrape around eyeballs, loosening any attached material. Pull out eyeballs. 3. Use tooth floss to wrap around neck as a tourniquet to keep blood in the head. 4. Squirt large amounts of gasoline into eye sockets. Tilt head back to keep it in. 5. Light match and stick it in your eye socket. Wait a bit. 6. Use steak knife on large arteries around neck. (This is just in case the above didn't work.
07 Feb 2006	Mad	drink detergant!!!! 2 glasses or more or a whole bottle it doesnt hurt!!!!!
06 Feb 2006	Jc	A plastic bag with no child safety holes nearly worked for me when i was 6 but my teeth made grown and i managed to chew my way out at the lastg second (year) . Managed to cut my left hand off but the blood seeped thru the floor boards on to my parents bed when 8 and its been tricky since. I move out when 9, fucking social services and their supervised hostels, and they kept me hearing the voices since. They took my teeth out last week to stop me chewing my leg off. Pricks! Just stop breathing and if you can do that then you deserve to die.
23 Jan 2006	some cunt who hates you and wishes you (everyone) would fuckin d	eat lead or bust open a mercury thermometer and eat that, get cancer and no treatment, eat a ten year old packet of instant soup, heroin(lots of), punch a judge in the throat, jump off an overpass onto the highway, put an appliance in the bath with you in it, "fall" onto fast moving heavy machinery, tell a commie their nuclear programme sucks, be pakistan and launch a nuke at india, snort lines of rat poison, remember that you were the load your mum should have swallowed or you are a failed abortion, jump off something really high and take out "innocents" on the way down, try to rob a gun store or post office, make cement in your stomach, fight a nazi, kick a jew in the sack, tell a black guy he didnt pick enough cotton today, fly a plane into a (2?) tall buildings
22 Jan 2006	jason	jump off of a fifty foot bridge into churning frigid waters with all your toys (marbles , hot wheels , action figures, dolls , video games, movies, bibles , books , etc...) in a heavy bag tied securely to your ankles
22 Jan 2006	suicide master	tape knives to a wall and run into them
21 Jan 2006	HOSER	GO TO A RAP CONCERT WEARING A KLU KLUX KLAN OUTFIT
18 Jan 2006	anon	a blender
03 Jan 2006	Dave Mitchells	Have your friends spin you on your head upside down on concrete for hours,hopefully exposing your brains and creating zombie children.
03 Jan 2006	lsd is not for me	Buy some lsd and tell yourself you can fly ROGER YOU CAN FLY YOU CAN FLY run up to the top of the car park and dive like a bird feel your body fallin.....fallin...ohh dear roger your fallin.....not flying....noooooooooo.is this the end roger? "splat" THE END!
29 Dec 2005	Jacob E	well what you do is take a 9mm handgun and go lay yourself on your parents bed then shoot yourself in the head, leaving a huge puddle of blood. my parents put me through alot of hell im 13 right now im planning to do this june 6th 2006 because that is 6/6/06 (666) Fuck Parents! Antichrist Lives!
28 Dec 2005	the great wall of vagina/mimi	i can feel your vagina staring at me. when i close my eyes i can see it in my mind. it turns sideways and talks to me. it says bad things to me. i am afraid of your vagina. my left breast implant is leaking.
20 Dec 2005	Silent_Observer	I'd say the best way to kill yourself when you are under the age of 13 is to tell your mom you're going out to play then climb up the tree tie one end of the skipping rope to the tree and the other end atound your neck then swan dive, aiming for the pavement...enjoy!! oh and make a picture of you dying and place it so it cannot be unseen by the descoverer of your corpse and just before you jump shout "bye bye mummy!!!!!!" so she'l come out wondering what the fuck you are on about...woooohooo
16 Dec 2005	Eric	get a hack saw and cut off your lims and roll in front of a car
06 Dec 2005	susan Erickson	tie a rope around your throat and the other end to the garge door opener then have your little sister hit the opener button( when your parents aren't home OF course)
02 Dec 2005	gulu	drink bleach and clean your insides out of any impure thoughts ever again.
28 Nov 2005	Ingleburt Hopperdink	First, cut your brain out with a shotgun, then put it in a glass jar with peanut butter, then eat some acid and trip out watching Faces of Death, then but a motorcycle and pop a wheelie into a brick wall full of dead babies, then then rob a police station wearing a g-string with feces smeared all over your body, then stick a gasoline nozzle up your cornhole and fill yourself with gas then sing "rainbows and polar bears with rabies" and shoot a bear with a bb gun and put ducktape over your anus so the forrest critters can't enter.
28 Nov 2005	roach	eat things from under the sink, then put a hamster in your mouth and keep chewing when the vomit comes up an swallow. then drink petrol:D

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