Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
01 Feb 2007	Orbis	Considering how so many of you are not taking this seriously-- A bullet is nice. Just if you are 13, chances are, your wrist would be moderatly weak and your trigger finger shakey. You would simply blow out your jaw. I think the best way to end your life is to not-do it. Living (in my opionion) is so much worse than death. So, if you are under 13, and you read this, you know that your wretchid life is worthless, if you live it will get worse....and what is better than to tourture a horrible person?
31 Jan 2007	Rupert	EASILY THE BEST WAY TO KILL YOURSELF... READ IT! you'll need: Cheese wire superglue Heavy log and a cliff Method: You go to the top of the cliff, make a loop at both ends of the long cheese wire, a slipknot preferably, THEN tie on end around ur neck and the other around the log, must be heavy, superglue ur hands to the side of your head after, THEN kick of the log from the cliff leaning forward. - result is, the cheese wire will cut of ur head clean, thus killing part satisfied, and then u will fall of, and be discovered dead holding ur head unnatatched from your body, so whoever finds you will think u pulled ur head off with your bare hands LOL, told u mine was the best
29 Jan 2007	Jackie	go to the hardware store and buy a box full of those razors they sell....and slit you wrists all the way around and then halfway down your arm... ~OR~ go parachuting with friends and jump and "forget" to put on your parachute
25 Jan 2007	Lush	Have sex with an aides riddled prostitute
25 Jan 2007	clayton	i think the best way to kill urself would be to take a gun and give it ur friend tell them to pull the fuckin trigger this will also get them arrested and the will get raped in jail sooner or later
21 Jan 2007	MoOnShiNe	Have your best friend tie you up for shits and giggles after you've decided to indulge heavily in mass quantities of BaRbS, LuDeS, NarCs, and sLEEperS....Your sick friend is now going to cut your eye lids off and put them in his soup...
19 Jan 2007	sarah	what the hell kind of question is this?? i dont know drowning in your own urine
14 Jan 2007	sick and twisted	Just a few things: 1)go to sleep inside a jet engine. 2)put your body parts into liquid nitrogen and smash them on the bench. 3)try to mummify yourself if you cant get a friend to help. 4)kill everyone you know and try to eat them all in one sitting (raw). 5)shoot your self with a anti-air rifil. 6)shoot your self with a rocket luncher. 7)drench yourself with race car fuel and sky dive with a box of matches. 8)dress as hitler in a jewish community. 9)rape all the hot chicks at school then shoot your self when the cops try to arrest you. 10)shove napalm in your ass. 11)read through this website. well that's all for ever most likely its been one year and three months since I committed suicide. and unlike some of the dead bastards on this site I went to heaven witch means i get to look at porn 24/7 and fuck my sister who i killed in the progress of my suicide. (i used number 2 by the way).
13 Jan 2007	Villevissen	Clue a chainsaw to a table then "trip" on it with your throat!
12 Jan 2007	DEVIL	I should knoe since i am THE DEVIL: 1. Try to fly off a cliff. 2. Test how hard you can tense your temples with a machete. 3. Switch water with hydrochloric acid: both of them are clear and the acid will kill you if comsumed, LOL. 4. Call a black guy in New York n*gga. 5,the nastiest one: Try messing with me!
09 Jan 2007	Shiloh	Whichever way you choose, make sure you do it now. You don't want to ask this question at 21. Or 51. Die young--leave a beautiful corpse. Either jump out of a window, like in "The Virgin Suicides", or find a shotgun. Real women die from bullet wounds.
09 Jan 2007	annonymoes	Drink liters of hairspray or other things that burn. then put a roman candle in your mouth and let it burn. I tried once but I didnt drink enough
01 Jan 2007	jacktack	the best way to kill yourself is when you have a really bad cold.when you know you have to sneeze, simply take two damn big cotton balls(it can be any small balls)and stick it up in your nose and sneeze or lift(got to be strong) your bed and let the foot bang your head to death or take your mom's cactus stick your self till you bleed to death
24 Dec 2006	HMMNOTTELLING.	drink 25 gallons of gasoline and light a cig. funfun.
22 Dec 2006	I went to Texas	i think the best way to kill yourself if your under 13 is to tell ur best friend to get their bow and arrow and play cowboys and indians and ur teh cowboy... also if you like bloody morbid deaths. cut off your hands and hire an assassin to come to ur house and do whatever they want to you.
19 Dec 2006	the laughing cow	dress in fish net stocking high heels short skirt then buy a ticket to ipswich in uk, Tom Stephens will do the rest walla job done, ho ho ho Merry Christmas
13 Dec 2006	Zac	choking yourself with a dirty sweaty sock.
07 Dec 2006	David	chocking yourself on jacks, or drinking bleach from under the kitchen sink.
29 Nov 2006	Unknown	ummm smash ur head against a wall till u die
25 Nov 2006	Joanna	Pass such a huge fart that it makes your insides explode. Yeah not funny.

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