What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

23 Aug 2007 Pete swallow two massive spiders and sit back and enjoy as they fight their way out of your stomach.

20 Aug 2007 Captain Deepress there are 2 very effective ways that will always work and can be achieved by nearly everyone.
1: buy yourself some big kitchen knives,chainsaw or what ever you think looks most threatning now walk to your nearest police station or any other guarded place where people with guns are present. now try to kill the first man/woman in sight using said threatning tool, you will either get shot and die (persist if the first shots arent fatal) or kill the armed man/woman in wich case you now have a gun at your disposal.

2: The good'ol guillotine, building one of these puppies is quite easy the materials are all available in most hardware stores(hell you can even order one from the internet ><) if you build it yourself make sure you get hold of the sharpest surface you can find and make it as heavy as possible. quick and painless (make sure you get decapitated tho or your fucked)

17 Aug 2007 Dexter If you want a spectacular death, I know a way that will get you lots of attention. Here's how you do it:

Get yourself a handgun and get to the roof of a tall building. Let people see you and wait for the rescue team to arrive. There'll be a big crowd and some guys standing ready to catch you.

Inevitably someone will come up to 'talk you down'. Give him/her a big smile and say: "Relax, I'm not going to jump". The look on their faces when you pull out the gun and shoot yourself will be priceless.

For the greatest effect, make sure that you fall down after killing yourself. The people down below will be relieved they managed to catch you in time. Double the fun when they see they didn't.

16 Aug 2007 bubba age doesn't matter.
you have a lot of weird favorite answers so apparently its not an honest question.
**depression is a chemical imbalance/a disease.
i have suffered uncontrollably for years and have tried suicide many many times.
even though i have suffered brain and nerve dammage i am still alive, so far i am invincable,rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
soon i will use a gun to the heart,then to the head. if i had a poison snake in my back yard, it would be my best friend!! why you ask for email?

02 Aug 2007 sony i tried drinking cleaning liquid phenyl but survived , 30 asprins nothing worked...............can anyone suggest an easiest way where the suicide attemt looks like an accident atleast my folks get my insurance money.

14 Jul 2007 -Black rose- "I highly reccomend pissing yourself, followed by a course of praying to your impotent god." Afterwards, I say that you Just slit your wrists like a plain old emo, have another person gauge out your eyes, and another rip out your heart. You'll die sooner or later..more painfully than not. -The Black Rose Alchemist-

12 Jul 2007 G. Callie F. Walk through cougar country covered in cow blood, crawl into every cave and snake den you find, throw knives high up and run beneath them without looking up, stroll through the worst part of the city at midnight, hold an umbrella during a thunder storm, wander into the wilderness and stare at the sun until it doesn't hurt anymore, play cops and robbers with real cops, play cowboys and Indians with real Indians

11 Jul 2007 Cartmon Strap Explosive to you self and go and find some Terrorists.

10 Jul 2007 emma kelly obviously the best way to kill yourself is to insert a large black (as this is the colour of death) umbrella into your mouth and push as far as you can down your throat. once inside you open the umbrella and feel the spokes of death puncture your organs. your blood will spray in all directions so make sure you do this in a small white bathroom for a dramatic effect. do this and you will surely not see your 13th birthday and die

01 Jul 2007 statistically speaking. im not sure what the best way would be. but 30,000 people a year cant be wrong. i mean thats a large number. so u r not alone in this.

29 Jun 2007 Sleeping in Kentucky It has to be ironic. A humorous death does not mock the darkness of a failed life. It demands attention. Maybe a Flintstones vitamin bottle with 25 oxy's inside, or some sleeping pill, and a label that says it will make you big and strong and pretty and smart and rich and handsome and funny and skinny and famous. There are enough heros out there, enough sick who fight their disease. I want a disease damnit. You want a suggestion for a suicide kit, how about a sliver of paper that says you are already dead. Maybe then they will want to live. Or maybe,,,,,

23 Jun 2007 warped soul. a suicide kit is a mothers womb with a lil dash of sea-m/s-on salt.
little bundel of joy gets to live hell.
thanks mom, thanks dad.
yeah right you wanted to fuck.
im an accident right?
well maybe when u find my body they'll say that was an accident.
then they will find the note i mailed today already.
the fucking note reads:
did i finnally make you happy dad? i did what you said would be doing the whole world a favor.
i didnt want to do it but i wanted to make you happy daddy.
at least this way i wont feel it if you beat me anymore.
end of note.
whats even better is since you sleep so soundly i am going to put your finger on the trigger and make you pull the trigger. you will wake immeadiately to see red mist splattered on your forearm and fist and a nice little cloud disapating. you will see what you have done. and i already called the cops and said help me my dad is gonna shoot me.
you fucking bitch.
you take my childhood from me and i send you to prison.
what kinda man are you?
you murdered your own child.

you see kids this is the kind of creativity you need to play on my level.

22 Jun 2007 brittney the best way to kill ur self is putting a bag over ur head and sleeping. i tried it, its easy when u tie it. another is the acid bath. fill the tub wit cleaning products and sit in it an inhale.

09 Jun 2007 Jack the Stripper you will whant to incenurate your self something with a timer so yo ucan be drun kand knocked out so i don't have you to here you scream and it will make sure no one hasts to waste mnoeiy and item with your bodie find any place glass makeing facteries smelting works anything witha big furnece. onw end your self and make it easier for US to live

05 Jun 2007 you know why everyone likes forums?
cuz its the one place you can go and say what u want and not hear any lip about your point of view.
well im going to the graveyard now to look for money and gold and silver teeth. rings and necklaces. n other shit.
also i am looking for a female to dip her boobies in fruit punch and slap my face wit em.

oh yeah dont kill urself.

30 May 2007 James How dissapointing. I was hoping to find the best ways to do it. Oh well, I guess practise makes perfect.

20 May 2007 advice god 1.swallow razer blades
2.drink draino
3.take sleeping pills
4.steal your parrents keys turn on the car take a hose connect or stick into the exhaust pip put the other end in the car roll up the windows and go to sleep.
5.commit sappuku
if you cant do it these ways since there easy and less painless than your just to scared and probably got no intention of doing it at all so stop crying and get on with your life

18 May 2007 GW Bush Join the army volunteer for Iraq, tell a Marine he's gay or try to screw a camel.....

15 May 2007 swinford WANTED:

suicidal person. i breed pit bulls so i need a live human to teach them to attack people. so just email me at ChimeraKennels@dstd.com

11 May 2007 Amanda Spikerman Put razor blades on the inside of a hula hoop. Hula till you reach Hades.

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
23 Aug 2007	Pete	swallow two massive spiders and sit back and enjoy as they fight their way out of your stomach.
20 Aug 2007	Captain Deepress	there are 2 very effective ways that will always work and can be achieved by nearly everyone. 1: buy yourself some big kitchen knives,chainsaw or what ever you think looks most threatning now walk to your nearest police station or any other guarded place where people with guns are present. now try to kill the first man/woman in sight using said threatning tool, you will either get shot and die (persist if the first shots arent fatal) or kill the armed man/woman in wich case you now have a gun at your disposal. 2: The good'ol guillotine, building one of these puppies is quite easy the materials are all available in most hardware stores(hell you can even order one from the internet ><) if you build it yourself make sure you get hold of the sharpest surface you can find and make it as heavy as possible. quick and painless (make sure you get decapitated tho or your fucked)
17 Aug 2007	Dexter	If you want a spectacular death, I know a way that will get you lots of attention. Here's how you do it: Get yourself a handgun and get to the roof of a tall building. Let people see you and wait for the rescue team to arrive. There'll be a big crowd and some guys standing ready to catch you. Inevitably someone will come up to 'talk you down'. Give him/her a big smile and say: "Relax, I'm not going to jump". The look on their faces when you pull out the gun and shoot yourself will be priceless. For the greatest effect, make sure that you fall down after killing yourself. The people down below will be relieved they managed to catch you in time. Double the fun when they see they didn't.
16 Aug 2007	bubba	age doesn't matter. you have a lot of weird favorite answers so apparently its not an honest question. **depression is a chemical imbalance/a disease. i have suffered uncontrollably for years and have tried suicide many many times. even though i have suffered brain and nerve dammage i am still alive, so far i am invincable,rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! soon i will use a gun to the heart,then to the head. if i had a poison snake in my back yard, it would be my best friend!! why you ask for email?
02 Aug 2007	sony	i tried drinking cleaning liquid phenyl but survived , 30 asprins nothing worked...............can anyone suggest an easiest way where the suicide attemt looks like an accident atleast my folks get my insurance money.
14 Jul 2007	-Black rose-	"I highly reccomend pissing yourself, followed by a course of praying to your impotent god." Afterwards, I say that you Just slit your wrists like a plain old emo, have another person gauge out your eyes, and another rip out your heart. You'll die sooner or later..more painfully than not. -The Black Rose Alchemist-
12 Jul 2007	G. Callie F.	Walk through cougar country covered in cow blood, crawl into every cave and snake den you find, throw knives high up and run beneath them without looking up, stroll through the worst part of the city at midnight, hold an umbrella during a thunder storm, wander into the wilderness and stare at the sun until it doesn't hurt anymore, play cops and robbers with real cops, play cowboys and Indians with real Indians
11 Jul 2007	Cartmon	Strap Explosive to you self and go and find some Terrorists.
10 Jul 2007	emma kelly	obviously the best way to kill yourself is to insert a large black (as this is the colour of death) umbrella into your mouth and push as far as you can down your throat. once inside you open the umbrella and feel the spokes of death puncture your organs. your blood will spray in all directions so make sure you do this in a small white bathroom for a dramatic effect. do this and you will surely not see your 13th birthday and die
01 Jul 2007	statistically speaking.	im not sure what the best way would be. but 30,000 people a year cant be wrong. i mean thats a large number. so u r not alone in this.
29 Jun 2007	Sleeping in Kentucky	It has to be ironic. A humorous death does not mock the darkness of a failed life. It demands attention. Maybe a Flintstones vitamin bottle with 25 oxy's inside, or some sleeping pill, and a label that says it will make you big and strong and pretty and smart and rich and handsome and funny and skinny and famous. There are enough heros out there, enough sick who fight their disease. I want a disease damnit. You want a suggestion for a suicide kit, how about a sliver of paper that says you are already dead. Maybe then they will want to live. Or maybe,,,,,
23 Jun 2007	warped soul.	a suicide kit is a mothers womb with a lil dash of sea-m/s-on salt. little bundel of joy gets to live hell. thanks mom, thanks dad. yeah right you wanted to fuck. im an accident right? well maybe when u find my body they'll say that was an accident. then they will find the note i mailed today already. the fucking note reads: did i finnally make you happy dad? i did what you said would be doing the whole world a favor. i didnt want to do it but i wanted to make you happy daddy. at least this way i wont feel it if you beat me anymore. end of note. whats even better is since you sleep so soundly i am going to put your finger on the trigger and make you pull the trigger. you will wake immeadiately to see red mist splattered on your forearm and fist and a nice little cloud disapating. you will see what you have done. and i already called the cops and said help me my dad is gonna shoot me. you fucking bitch. you take my childhood from me and i send you to prison. what kinda man are you? you murdered your own child. you see kids this is the kind of creativity you need to play on my level.
22 Jun 2007	brittney	the best way to kill ur self is putting a bag over ur head and sleeping. i tried it, its easy when u tie it. another is the acid bath. fill the tub wit cleaning products and sit in it an inhale.
09 Jun 2007	Jack the Stripper	you will whant to incenurate your self something with a timer so yo ucan be drun kand knocked out so i don't have you to here you scream and it will make sure no one hasts to waste mnoeiy and item with your bodie find any place glass makeing facteries smelting works anything witha big furnece. onw end your self and make it easier for US to live
05 Jun 2007		you know why everyone likes forums? cuz its the one place you can go and say what u want and not hear any lip about your point of view. well im going to the graveyard now to look for money and gold and silver teeth. rings and necklaces. n other shit. also i am looking for a female to dip her boobies in fruit punch and slap my face wit em. oh yeah dont kill urself.
30 May 2007	James	How dissapointing. I was hoping to find the best ways to do it. Oh well, I guess practise makes perfect.
20 May 2007	advice god	1.swallow razer blades 2.drink draino 3.take sleeping pills 4.steal your parrents keys turn on the car take a hose connect or stick into the exhaust pip put the other end in the car roll up the windows and go to sleep. 5.commit sappuku if you cant do it these ways since there easy and less painless than your just to scared and probably got no intention of doing it at all so stop crying and get on with your life
18 May 2007	GW Bush	Join the army volunteer for Iraq, tell a Marine he's gay or try to screw a camel.....
15 May 2007	swinford	WANTED: suicidal person. i breed pit bulls so i need a live human to teach them to attack people. so just email me at ChimeraKennels@dstd.com
11 May 2007	Amanda Spikerman	Put razor blades on the inside of a hula hoop. Hula till you reach Hades. (don't know if previous post made it up... computer problems)