What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

15 Apr 2008 Ahneeta Hunk O'Dat Funk Step 1: Swallow a small electronic device.
Step 2: Plug the device into a wall.
Step 3: Presto!

08 Apr 2008 knifemonkey jump off the roof of a building at least 20 stories high, simple and effective, and it leaves a mess on the pavement which shows everybody how fucked up society is to create an environment where kids feel the need to kill and harm themselves, so it's out in the open and not covered up by the authorities for the sake of politically correct media and mannerisims, which is important because it lets people know about the reality of suicide and the turbulances which we have created in the fragile minds of teenagers, btw this website should have a R18 entry question. Common dont give them bad ideas try focusing on the solutions to the problems of life, ie. the OTHER solutions to depression/psychosis. the real problem is that ignorance and stupidity go hand in hand.

08 Apr 2008 sulfur A cool Japanese way of killing yourself is "jigai"(pronounce "jee-guy"). You have to get a sharp knife and rope. First you tie your legs together, and then you cut your jugular vein and external carotid artery(look up:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/External_carotid_artery)
It's a quick, certain and noble way to kill yourself, and many Japanese women used it to escape rape and such. It's not a good way for people under 13, but it's one of the best in general.

02 Apr 2008 Johnny Rage what you'll need is a 20 ft tall building, some super glue, and about 15 ft of cheese or piano wire... so here's what you do, secure one end of the wire to the building, and then secure the other end snuggly around your throat... squirt some super glue onto your dick beaters and stick em to the sides of your head... now take a feet first dive off the building... the end result is the wire decapitates you and since your hands are glued to you melon it looks like you ripped you own head off... if you wanna go for a bonus, find a buddy who's equally suicidal and have him do the same deal, except super glue your hands to the other person's head, then it looks like you ripped off the other person's noggin... you've been a great audience, i'll be here all week

01 Mar 2008 James Convince a doctor that youre an overgrown fetus

27 Feb 2008 Suicide anonymous take a sharp butchers knife out of your kitchen and stab it through your head, or if you prefer your heart.

20 Feb 2008 Emo child tickle your eyeball with a jack hammer. If that doesn't work then try tickle your jap's eye with a chainsaw. If you end up blind and cockless then try fisting yourself with a bear trap.

20 Feb 2008 wifebeta Seal every bodily orifice with cement glue, then go watch 1 cup 2 girls, you'll be sure to choke on your own sick. Don't forget the jap's eye, people always forget.

09 Feb 2008 paolin suck your father s dick

26 Jan 2008 hell bound, one way ticket cut yourself and put rust in the wound.
rust being iron oxide.
Fe3O.
it will give you an illness that is known as lock jaw. slow and painfull. i know cuz my uncle got it from stepping on rusty nails. its kinda a shitty way to go. definitly not for you if ur not into the whole pain and suffering thing.
and i do apoologize to those of you who want to but this method isnt you and it adds to the whole hoplessness thing. sorry.
i already put some rust in my wrist slash wound.
see you in hell.

23 Jan 2008 olivia stick pins in your wrists or throat!

05 Jan 2008 Anonymous Cut off all your arms and legs. You might want to enlist the help of a friend, or learn to manipulate a chainsaw with your chin.

11 Dec 2007 Carola Wollenschlager i would put a bb gun and a large amount of bbs in the box. that way if you wanted to play you could shoot yourself in the head and live to do it again (maybe for real this time: with a real gun and real bullets), and if you wanted to be serious you could wedge the bb gun in your mouth and fire and fire and fire (and so on...) until your insides filled up with bbs and you explode, killing yourself and splattering brain matter, internal organ goo, and shit on anyone within a certain amount of feet. or you could try to eat the gun, that might work too!

11 Dec 2007 mickel eat a ton of bricks and bludgeon yourself to death with a pigeon

10 Dec 2007 c avec son cul

08 Dec 2007 Anonamous suicider I want to fucking kill myself, and going out in style like them damn kids on TV. Yes, they got famous but are they there to see it? This is a question we all have to ask, but some just more serious than the others. I don't believe suicide will help with your problems. but if you want to do it for fun, there is only one chance and do it right. Ok some of you might thinking of going out in style, we suggestion to you is go to Wisconsin, find a large cow, stick a fire cracker up it's ass and fire it on fire. The cow will get a little agitated and you walk right up to it and slap it in the face... that is if you want to get killed by a cow. Oh yes, all animals have their tempers. More classy style will be getting eaten alive by meat eaters such as tigers or lions. This could be hard to achieve, but you need a zoology degree or anything that permit you to work in a zoo. Go there at night and rub BBQ sauce all over yourself. Drink a lot of alchohol and pain pills, smoke a little bud, if you can get harder drugs the better. Now you walk into the tiger cage, and start calling names. The point is to get them agitated, no fire crackers, they might be shy from loud noises. but just big chunk of meat wraped around your feet and all over. If you are still alive the next morning than good for you.

The point is if you want to kill yourselfs, fine, but if you want to take others with you, you better make sure you know the person, but just some random shooting, that's too messed up, you could of shot me, and I sure don't want to die as one of the victims. You crazy mother fuckers.

02 Dec 2007 jess well i no two good ways ..
you can drink a whole lot of nail polish but it taste yuk
so the other way is poisen ya self by putting ash from a cigarete in alchohol it makes poisen togetehr..

01 Dec 2007 candy? by far best way is by slicing your trechea with a butcher knife.

make sure its sharp n quick movement to really open it up.

go look in the knive storage place in the kitchen. do it in front of your daddy watching tv.

if you do it i will give you some candy.

25 Nov 2007 F You could always hire me..I mean, either way, we both win. I get paid, I get to kill someone, and you get to die.
Or you could die in a more..grandeur, way.
Like, for instance, slitting your wrist with a poisoned and oiled razor. Then put a match to yer skin. See which comes first. Dieing of poison, er having yer bloody arm explode. Sounds like fun to me.
Then again, there is mi friend Brett's idea..put yourself in a bathtub partially full of gasoline, and partially full of water, and drop a match in there. Set yerself on fire, then drop a plugged in hair dryer. Lots of fun to clean up, ay.

22 Nov 2007 all of u suck go to america and eat the food. your heart will clog on fat and you will die happy and jolly just like that pedophile named santa clause.

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
15 Apr 2008	Ahneeta Hunk O'Dat Funk	Step 1: Swallow a small electronic device. Step 2: Plug the device into a wall. Step 3: Presto!
08 Apr 2008	knifemonkey	jump off the roof of a building at least 20 stories high, simple and effective, and it leaves a mess on the pavement which shows everybody how fucked up society is to create an environment where kids feel the need to kill and harm themselves, so it's out in the open and not covered up by the authorities for the sake of politically correct media and mannerisims, which is important because it lets people know about the reality of suicide and the turbulances which we have created in the fragile minds of teenagers, btw this website should have a R18 entry question. Common dont give them bad ideas try focusing on the solutions to the problems of life, ie. the OTHER solutions to depression/psychosis. the real problem is that ignorance and stupidity go hand in hand.
08 Apr 2008	sulfur	A cool Japanese way of killing yourself is "jigai"(pronounce "jee-guy"). You have to get a sharp knife and rope. First you tie your legs together, and then you cut your jugular vein and external carotid artery(look up:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/External_carotid_artery) It's a quick, certain and noble way to kill yourself, and many Japanese women used it to escape rape and such. It's not a good way for people under 13, but it's one of the best in general.
02 Apr 2008	Johnny Rage	what you'll need is a 20 ft tall building, some super glue, and about 15 ft of cheese or piano wire... so here's what you do, secure one end of the wire to the building, and then secure the other end snuggly around your throat... squirt some super glue onto your dick beaters and stick em to the sides of your head... now take a feet first dive off the building... the end result is the wire decapitates you and since your hands are glued to you melon it looks like you ripped you own head off... if you wanna go for a bonus, find a buddy who's equally suicidal and have him do the same deal, except super glue your hands to the other person's head, then it looks like you ripped off the other person's noggin... you've been a great audience, i'll be here all week
01 Mar 2008	James	Convince a doctor that youre an overgrown fetus
27 Feb 2008	Suicide anonymous	take a sharp butchers knife out of your kitchen and stab it through your head, or if you prefer your heart.
20 Feb 2008	Emo child	tickle your eyeball with a jack hammer. If that doesn't work then try tickle your jap's eye with a chainsaw. If you end up blind and cockless then try fisting yourself with a bear trap.
20 Feb 2008	wifebeta	Seal every bodily orifice with cement glue, then go watch 1 cup 2 girls, you'll be sure to choke on your own sick. Don't forget the jap's eye, people always forget.
09 Feb 2008	paolin	suck your father s dick
26 Jan 2008	hell bound, one way ticket	cut yourself and put rust in the wound. rust being iron oxide. Fe3O. it will give you an illness that is known as lock jaw. slow and painfull. i know cuz my uncle got it from stepping on rusty nails. its kinda a shitty way to go. definitly not for you if ur not into the whole pain and suffering thing. and i do apoologize to those of you who want to but this method isnt you and it adds to the whole hoplessness thing. sorry. i already put some rust in my wrist slash wound. see you in hell.
23 Jan 2008	olivia	stick pins in your wrists or throat!
05 Jan 2008	Anonymous	Cut off all your arms and legs. You might want to enlist the help of a friend, or learn to manipulate a chainsaw with your chin.
11 Dec 2007	Carola Wollenschlager	i would put a bb gun and a large amount of bbs in the box. that way if you wanted to play you could shoot yourself in the head and live to do it again (maybe for real this time: with a real gun and real bullets), and if you wanted to be serious you could wedge the bb gun in your mouth and fire and fire and fire (and so on...) until your insides filled up with bbs and you explode, killing yourself and splattering brain matter, internal organ goo, and shit on anyone within a certain amount of feet. or you could try to eat the gun, that might work too!
11 Dec 2007	mickel	eat a ton of bricks and bludgeon yourself to death with a pigeon
10 Dec 2007	c	avec son cul
08 Dec 2007	Anonamous suicider	I want to fucking kill myself, and going out in style like them damn kids on TV. Yes, they got famous but are they there to see it? This is a question we all have to ask, but some just more serious than the others. I don't believe suicide will help with your problems. but if you want to do it for fun, there is only one chance and do it right. Ok some of you might thinking of going out in style, we suggestion to you is go to Wisconsin, find a large cow, stick a fire cracker up it's ass and fire it on fire. The cow will get a little agitated and you walk right up to it and slap it in the face... that is if you want to get killed by a cow. Oh yes, all animals have their tempers. More classy style will be getting eaten alive by meat eaters such as tigers or lions. This could be hard to achieve, but you need a zoology degree or anything that permit you to work in a zoo. Go there at night and rub BBQ sauce all over yourself. Drink a lot of alchohol and pain pills, smoke a little bud, if you can get harder drugs the better. Now you walk into the tiger cage, and start calling names. The point is to get them agitated, no fire crackers, they might be shy from loud noises. but just big chunk of meat wraped around your feet and all over. If you are still alive the next morning than good for you. The point is if you want to kill yourselfs, fine, but if you want to take others with you, you better make sure you know the person, but just some random shooting, that's too messed up, you could of shot me, and I sure don't want to die as one of the victims. You crazy mother fuckers.
02 Dec 2007	jess	well i no two good ways .. you can drink a whole lot of nail polish but it taste yuk so the other way is poisen ya self by putting ash from a cigarete in alchohol it makes poisen togetehr..
01 Dec 2007	candy?	by far best way is by slicing your trechea with a butcher knife. make sure its sharp n quick movement to really open it up. go look in the knive storage place in the kitchen. do it in front of your daddy watching tv. if you do it i will give you some candy.
25 Nov 2007	F	You could always hire me..I mean, either way, we both win. I get paid, I get to kill someone, and you get to die. Or you could die in a more..grandeur, way. Like, for instance, slitting your wrist with a poisoned and oiled razor. Then put a match to yer skin. See which comes first. Dieing of poison, er having yer bloody arm explode. Sounds like fun to me. Then again, there is mi friend Brett's idea..put yourself in a bathtub partially full of gasoline, and partially full of water, and drop a match in there. Set yerself on fire, then drop a plugged in hair dryer. Lots of fun to clean up, ay.
22 Nov 2007	all of u suck	go to america and eat the food. your heart will clog on fat and you will die happy and jolly just like that pedophile named santa clause.