What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

03 Apr 2016 DeathByPoop drop a nuclear poop (diarrhea) in a bathroom and drop the key in the toilet. you cannot escape. suffocate.

12 Mar 2016 Smash your head with a hammer

26 Feb 2016 Charly Use a knife to sever the flesh between your ribs and then jam your finger into the cuts and pull out your bones.

25 Feb 2016 Commander Jump off of an elementary school or Highschool with a bunch of the students watching.

07 Feb 2016 Luis hoze pipe curry sauce borrowed from dad (as suggested by Luis)

06 Feb 2016 maito Crash your bumper car into a donkey

24 Nov 2015 gerald i wwant to find a woman in or that want to hang them self with me text me at 9717200494 iwant a woman that is 18 to38 to todo this with

28 Jun 2015 My favorite way was to hang self after eating a

31 May 2015 It would be great by cutting of your eyeballs

26 Apr 2015 JoeBob telling jokes for a nickle each. Q&A:
Q: What do you call an elevator full of white people?
A: A box of crackers.

Now i am white and i have to say it is funny.

Q: Whats the difference between black people and snow tires?

A: snow tires dont sing when you put chains on them.

Thats so funny because its true!

20 Apr 2015 dawg the biscuit hunter Get a huge life insurance policy first so someone you care about can have something to remember you by. If you dont care about anyone get an attorney to burn the money on video and post it on the internet. It would be demoralizing to anyone you knew.

12 Apr 2015 wandolf Cut off all your skin. Then paint yourself.

12 Apr 2015 kosher pork farmers association Become an undercover cop. Infiltrate the mafia. When they discover your true identity you will get put in a meat grinder and in 24hours you will be completly transformed into pig shit.

05 Apr 2015 road kill cafe Jump in front of a school bus. Or jump out the back door of a school bus in fast heavy traffic so you get hit and run over at least two or three times. Then your parents/guardians can sue the school. You know you hate school.

05 Apr 2015 Mrs. Johnson 0BGYN I think a suicide kit should come with a free condom, a few pairs of latex gloves and a strong drug. One that has you ultra mind fucked. Like PCP. First you put on the gloves and then do the PCP. Then put the condom over your head. You will suffocate. When they find your body they will not have a clue what the hell happened. Everybody loves a good mystery.

04 Apr 2015 gorgatron. Go to an overpass. Jump off the bridge on the freeway below as a big truck is approaching on the freeway below. Probably messy but... who cares? Am i right?

29 Mar 2015 suicides more than ample busom. Everyone dies. A few unlucky contestants will actually get to choose how they end this journey called life. When you look at it like this it makes it seem that in a tiny way, these few, actually get something most others dont in life. Its not really like the others are missing out on anything either, so what i am trying to say is just embrace your own self demise. As far as the best way, hands down, get a mop stick and climb on the roof of a building. Partialy insert into your mouth jump off the roof so you land on your face. The mop stick stcks thru your throat and out your ass. Do it at a resturant with glass windows. Leave a note that says i am in love with a ghost. I am going to be with him/her. Goodbye.

22 Mar 2015 public water inspector Public pools without lifeguards. Be sure to check to see if they use a product that turns the water blue if someone (you) urinates in the water before filling your lungs with pool water. The only way this wont work for you is if you have a problem getting into water where the number one contaminant is human feces.

20 Mar 2015 tim horton Play on the train tracks or in the street. Try swallowing glass marbles first. Upon impact the marbles will shatter and shred you internally causing rapid and massive blood loss. Your death will come in seconds.

16 Feb 2015 bop pah buh da There is nothing like self inflicted pain to give one a sence of being complete or whole. Stick needles under the skin on the bottom of your feet and walk aroynd. Soon enough you will be hypnotized and then you eeilk

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
03 Apr 2016	DeathByPoop	drop a nuclear poop (diarrhea) in a bathroom and drop the key in the toilet. you cannot escape. suffocate.
12 Mar 2016		Smash your head with a hammer
26 Feb 2016	Charly	Use a knife to sever the flesh between your ribs and then jam your finger into the cuts and pull out your bones.
25 Feb 2016	Commander	Jump off of an elementary school or Highschool with a bunch of the students watching.
07 Feb 2016	Luis	hoze pipe curry sauce borrowed from dad (as suggested by Luis)
06 Feb 2016	maito	Crash your bumper car into a donkey
24 Nov 2015	gerald	i wwant to find a woman in or that want to hang them self with me text me at 9717200494 iwant a woman that is 18 to38 to todo this with
28 Jun 2015		My favorite way was to hang self after eating a
31 May 2015		It would be great by cutting of your eyeballs
26 Apr 2015	JoeBob telling jokes for a nickle each.	Q&A: Q: What do you call an elevator full of white people? A: A box of crackers. Now i am white and i have to say it is funny. Q: Whats the difference between black people and snow tires? A: snow tires dont sing when you put chains on them. Thats so funny because its true!
20 Apr 2015	dawg the biscuit hunter	Get a huge life insurance policy first so someone you care about can have something to remember you by. If you dont care about anyone get an attorney to burn the money on video and post it on the internet. It would be demoralizing to anyone you knew.
12 Apr 2015	wandolf	Cut off all your skin. Then paint yourself.
12 Apr 2015	kosher pork farmers association	Become an undercover cop. Infiltrate the mafia. When they discover your true identity you will get put in a meat grinder and in 24hours you will be completly transformed into pig shit.
05 Apr 2015	road kill cafe	Jump in front of a school bus. Or jump out the back door of a school bus in fast heavy traffic so you get hit and run over at least two or three times. Then your parents/guardians can sue the school. You know you hate school.
05 Apr 2015	Mrs. Johnson 0BGYN	I think a suicide kit should come with a free condom, a few pairs of latex gloves and a strong drug. One that has you ultra mind fucked. Like PCP. First you put on the gloves and then do the PCP. Then put the condom over your head. You will suffocate. When they find your body they will not have a clue what the hell happened. Everybody loves a good mystery.
04 Apr 2015	gorgatron.	Go to an overpass. Jump off the bridge on the freeway below as a big truck is approaching on the freeway below. Probably messy but... who cares? Am i right?
29 Mar 2015	suicides more than ample busom.	Everyone dies. A few unlucky contestants will actually get to choose how they end this journey called life. When you look at it like this it makes it seem that in a tiny way, these few, actually get something most others dont in life. Its not really like the others are missing out on anything either, so what i am trying to say is just embrace your own self demise. As far as the best way, hands down, get a mop stick and climb on the roof of a building. Partialy insert into your mouth jump off the roof so you land on your face. The mop stick stcks thru your throat and out your ass. Do it at a resturant with glass windows. Leave a note that says i am in love with a ghost. I am going to be with him/her. Goodbye.
22 Mar 2015	public water inspector	Public pools without lifeguards. Be sure to check to see if they use a product that turns the water blue if someone (you) urinates in the water before filling your lungs with pool water. The only way this wont work for you is if you have a problem getting into water where the number one contaminant is human feces.
20 Mar 2015	tim horton	Play on the train tracks or in the street. Try swallowing glass marbles first. Upon impact the marbles will shatter and shred you internally causing rapid and massive blood loss. Your death will come in seconds.
16 Feb 2015	bop pah buh da	There is nothing like self inflicted pain to give one a sence of being complete or whole. Stick needles under the skin on the bottom of your feet and walk aroynd. Soon enough you will be hypnotized and then you eeilk