Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
15 May 2022	loanshark	start recording a livestream and jump off a building. lots of internet exposure and validation!
04 May 2022	sid	rip your fucking skin off cut down to the bone stop eating always hungry always vomitting take a box cutter to your thighs
26 Apr 2022	super hero #71	Reverse ejaculation. So how this works is I have no clue. I just said some words that sounded good and you keep reading.
25 Apr 2022	shark turds float	First, acquire a razor blade. Next, find the nearest place to you that has large aquariums and have large sharks. Zoos or salt water exhibits. Go there. Find top of aquarium access. Slice little cuts all over you and jump in. Note: this should be done when facility attendance is high, preferably with multiple families present, and video recording devices already rolling.
24 Apr 2022	deep fried chocolate covered turkey legs	My doctor told me blackheads are tiny pieces of poop left behind, smeared onto the intestinal lining and its the bodies natural way of purging excess poop. I said I have always thought it was oils and dirt. He responded, it is but only about 30 percent. The other 70 is poop. And thats why pimples get infected so easily. The 70 percent is what makes the oils and dirt stick too. So try to remember this when you meet someone with bad acne. And lets be nice to them. Why?... Because they already have shit all over their face. Just oozing out of the pours. They must have skinny and dry intestines.
24 Apr 2022	Fire Britches & Bath Salts Emporium	Stuff your pants with bull nettle foliage. Now go run around the block 3 times.
22 Apr 2022	Adolf Hitler.	"Cyanide capsules"
17 Apr 2022	Dave at suicide hotline.	Get a job at 1 800 suicide prevention. Listen to peoples problems for 6 months. Then you wont care how. So just keep in mind when you call these numbers for emotional support and council to not kill yourself.... You are contributing to that person killing themselves. So call them. Everyday. Tell them you just need to talk and you will be ok. And you can tell when its their 4th or 5th month, because when you tell them your problems all they say is damn, thats messed up. When they say that lay it on thick with your issues. In 30 days they will be blowing their brains out.
12 Apr 2022	de4d angel	drinking bleach
12 Apr 2022	Nobody	Put a fork in a electric socket.
09 Apr 2022	Bill Mayur	They must be putting something in the food these days. I have extreme gas that does not stink, but the farts dont want to come out. Oh how I strain and push. I am always concerned I am going to crap my pants. If I am at home I most certainly do not mind and I often do crap myself. Just to feel the warm mushy excrement fill every void within my pants. I love to sit in my recliner and crap myself, and then watch the game show network for hours. Its all re-runs. I have watched so many times I have memorized the answers. So my friends come hang out and are amazed with my trivia knowledge, and my huge craps.
08 Apr 2022	Srgt. Davis alpha pod 9057	This is a distress signal. All the monkeys are loose and have woken all the clones. Alpha pod can not sustain a long term deep space exploration beyond, ... To be determined. The clones are killing each other, themselves, and the space apes who woke them. Since they are all clones of me I have isolated myself in the control room. One of them somehow got a plasma rifle and is shooting holes in the space station. Some of the clones did capture some monkeys, and they took their dna and are making hybrids with human clones so they can breed, since there are no female clones. They want to return to earth with trillions of hybrids and Konkurfest 2022. Please direct your satelite lasers to this space station, and make it disappear. This is it. Seargant davis, of alpha pod monkey space station, signing off. For the last time. For ever. Unless you satelite laser having asstards dont destroy this abomination 3 galaxies away. But thats cool, they are using silverback and chimpanze dna. They are going to storm the control room soon. And gain access to the armory. If that happens, they are turning this station back to earth. Good luck with that. Trillions of space monkey human clone hybrids trained to use plasma rifles wearing ironman suits. (If you think the entire earth would unite and fight space monkey human hybrids with plasma rifles and ironman suits, and win, eat a bag of dicks)
05 Apr 2022	personal fitness trainer.	First, make a sign that says, Hopes & Dreams found inside Then put it on your door. Next go in your room, grab a razor and make three super deep slashes on your wrists. After that start running in place, really get your heart pumping. The idea is to spray blood out of your wrists and move to different areas of the room and really spray and splatter like crazy. You could even write something clever with your blood on the wall such as, when I grow up I want to be a painter, or you will never touch me again uncle kenny. Keep doing this running until you pass out. When someone comes to check on you they will be in shock. And remember, you can do this.
31 Mar 2022	Мистор ува	Попробуй подрочить 100 раз
23 Mar 2022	unique snowflake	Suicide fest 2022. Coming to a village near you. Watch huge earth moving machines cut deep trenches in the earths crust as far as the eye can see just to be used as mass graves at suicide fest 2022... A awhole pile of dead bodies and im on top
20 Mar 2022	star trek deep space eleventeen, time travel back before time be	Its best to not reveal any information while you communicate in any manner. Outwardly they are so nice and accommodating. But they are just dogs gone feral. By first glimpse oh so approachable, but once near, within striking range, the beast comes out and trys to eat you. But humans are more behind the back two faced. These people should be stun gunned, black bag over head, loaded on helicopter, stripped naked,shaved, tar and feathered, flown well over an icy sea, and pushed out into the fridgid water with a straight jacket and ankle weights cinched extra tight. Now, so this entry does not end on a gloomy and tragic note, just imagine Sean Connery telling you, indie, i want you to paint my house alabaster. The color,,, alabaster. Its such a lovely color, alabaster.
15 Mar 2022	G	I love to go fishing. I even study the fish, and track their movement in local water bodies. My favorite part of foshing isnt setting the hook and reeling in fresh filets. My favorite part of fishing is when you take your fish home and grab your freshly sharpened filet knife, and start filling buckets with fish guts spines and heads. Then put the lids on the buckets, go ahead and cook some up fresh fresh, and then later, move buckets into a spot that gets raw unfiltered sunlight all day long. Now wait two weeks. Now find an auto with a moon roof. And on a cloudy night, you pour this fermented fish gut rot, right in the moon roof. Now die laughing.
15 Feb 2022	K1kz 090	I dismember Mesenzev
09 Feb 2022	Waylond Weymond	The ancient samurai had it down to a science. Bury a sword in your stomach to the hilt, then swirl it around until your intestines begin falling out. Then fall on the sword handle and wait to bleed out. The reason this method reins supreme is due to a doctor cant just sew that back together. Even if they find you before you die and ring an ambulance to save you. With pills they just give you narcan and neutralize pills. This is a true end game play. A real show stopper. No oopsies let me take it back. Granted, this method is a significant amount of pain. But none of this is important when you are being attacked by a spirit of self murder.
28 Jan 2022	Миша	Высрать кешечник

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