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Date
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Name/email
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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
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| 22 Dec 2001 |
Elastica |
Smother yourself in tomato sauce, and go to the house of that Cannibal down the street. Sit on a huge plate in front of his house, complete with fries and side salad and wait until it's dinnertime. Sure enough you'll be too tasty for him. Cool way to die to give another person pleasure from your death. |
| 16 Dec 2001 |
Catherine Langlois |
s'étripper soi-même. il est toujours bien de savoir de quoi on l'air nos tripes une fois dans notre vie. |
| 09 Dec 2001 |
Wanting to escape |
wrap a plastic bag around your head then tie your hands together |
| 09 Dec 2001 |
Wanting to escape |
eat poisonous mushrooms |
| 09 Dec 2001 |
Wanting to escape |
go sky diving with out a parachute |
| 09 Dec 2001 |
Wanting to escape |
get into a burning furnace |
| 09 Dec 2001 |
Wanting to escape |
perform a lobotomy on yourself |
| 09 Dec 2001 |
Wanting to escape |
chain smoke cigarettes until you die of cancer. ouch |
| 09 Dec 2001 |
Wanting to escape |
make a pipe bomb and stick it up your rectum |
| 09 Dec 2001 |
looking for ways out |
Take a hundred viagra and while you masturbate die of a heart attack |
| 09 Dec 2001 |
looking for ways out |
Eat a million daddy long legs |
| 09 Dec 2001 |
looking for ways out |
join a suicide cult and find eternal peace. Or better yet, start one and get as many people as you can to join. |
| 09 Dec 2001 |
looking for ways out |
buy a giant microwave, put yourself in it then have a friend press cook and cook from the inside out. Then when your starving family get hungry they can have something to eat and they'll think about you the whole time they eat you. |
| 09 Dec 2001 |
looking for a way out |
buy a ticket to South America, go to the Amazon, then swim with an anaconda and either have your insides crushed or suffocate to death. |
| 09 Dec 2001 |
looking for a way out |
snort enough cocaine to give yourself cardiac arrest. Go out in pleasure, if you can afford it. |
| 09 Dec 2001 |
looking for a way out |
drink gasoline , throw a match down your throat, then burn from the inside out. |
| 09 Dec 2001 |
looking for a way out |
slit your wrist and neck then jump into a pool full of great white sharks |
| 09 Dec 2001 |
looking for a way out |
build a guillotine and cut off your head. |
| 09 Dec 2001 |
looking for a way out |
rip out your heart like in Indiana Jones Temple of Doom then eat it or have some one else eat it for you. |
| 09 Dec 2001 |
looking for a way out |
shoot a bunch of heroin and overdose. |