What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

09 Dec 2001 Wanting to escape eat poisonous mushrooms

09 Dec 2001 Wanting to escape go sky diving with out a parachute

09 Dec 2001 Wanting to escape get into a burning furnace

09 Dec 2001 Wanting to escape perform a lobotomy on yourself

09 Dec 2001 Wanting to escape chain smoke cigarettes until you die of cancer. ouch

09 Dec 2001 Wanting to escape make a pipe bomb and stick it up your rectum

09 Dec 2001 looking for ways out Take a hundred viagra and while you masturbate die of a heart attack

09 Dec 2001 looking for ways out Eat a million daddy long legs

09 Dec 2001 looking for ways out join a suicide cult and find eternal peace. Or better yet, start one and get as many people as you can to join.

09 Dec 2001 looking for ways out buy a giant microwave, put yourself in it then have a friend press cook and cook from the inside out. Then when your starving family get hungry they can have something to eat and they'll think about you the whole time they eat you.

09 Dec 2001 looking for a way out buy a ticket to South America, go to the Amazon, then swim with an anaconda and either have your insides crushed or suffocate to death.

09 Dec 2001 looking for a way out snort enough cocaine to give yourself cardiac arrest. Go out in pleasure, if you can afford it.

09 Dec 2001 looking for a way out drink gasoline , throw a match down your throat, then burn from the inside out.

09 Dec 2001 looking for a way out slit your wrist and neck then jump into a pool full of great white sharks

09 Dec 2001 looking for a way out build a guillotine and cut off your head.

09 Dec 2001 looking for a way out rip out your heart like in Indiana Jones Temple of Doom then eat it or have some one else eat it for you.

09 Dec 2001 looking for a way out shoot a bunch of heroin and overdose.

06 Dec 2001 lizzy take your jumprope.... bring it outside... tie it to your monkey bars... and if u don't have monkey bars... play 7 minutes in heaven underwater in ur pool... i'm sure it'd be a fun suicide.

17 Oct 2001 mesexymomma eat lots of pink twinkies while jumping off your momma's knee.

13 Oct 2001 Jed....really, no, really Since you're talking about a toy for children, I would suggest that the box should contain numerous bottles full of brightly colored liquids (non-toxic, of course) with labels like cyanide, arsenic, propylene glycol (this one should be a brilliant green), etc. Also in the kit should be several bottles of small pills (made of sugar), 2 or 3 razor blades (rubber ones), a hangman's noose (also made of rubber), a small map with instructions on how to get to the observation deck of the Empire State Building (this should be erroneous), automobile jumper cables (fake ones) for electrocuting oneself, and, of course, a large (plastic) rock with a pair of handcuffs attached to it by a large eyebolt (instructions to use in a deep body of water should be included). Because this would be a fairly big box, it should only be marketed to the really large-scale toy retailers, and the box should have a warning along the lines of: do not purchase for children who are already getting ideas, unless, of course, you hate them.
Alternately, you could LABEL the various chemicals and pills non-toxic, while in fact they are exactly what they claim to be... I would not suggest this for more than one box in every 30 or so.
Of course, if you just want ideas on how you could kill yourself, and not several thousand small children, you could email me...

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
09 Dec 2001	Wanting to escape	eat poisonous mushrooms
09 Dec 2001	Wanting to escape	go sky diving with out a parachute
09 Dec 2001	Wanting to escape	get into a burning furnace
09 Dec 2001	Wanting to escape	perform a lobotomy on yourself
09 Dec 2001	Wanting to escape	chain smoke cigarettes until you die of cancer. ouch
09 Dec 2001	Wanting to escape	make a pipe bomb and stick it up your rectum
09 Dec 2001	looking for ways out	Take a hundred viagra and while you masturbate die of a heart attack
09 Dec 2001	looking for ways out	Eat a million daddy long legs
09 Dec 2001	looking for ways out	join a suicide cult and find eternal peace. Or better yet, start one and get as many people as you can to join.
09 Dec 2001	looking for ways out	buy a giant microwave, put yourself in it then have a friend press cook and cook from the inside out. Then when your starving family get hungry they can have something to eat and they'll think about you the whole time they eat you.
09 Dec 2001	looking for a way out	buy a ticket to South America, go to the Amazon, then swim with an anaconda and either have your insides crushed or suffocate to death.
09 Dec 2001	looking for a way out	snort enough cocaine to give yourself cardiac arrest. Go out in pleasure, if you can afford it.
09 Dec 2001	looking for a way out	drink gasoline , throw a match down your throat, then burn from the inside out.
09 Dec 2001	looking for a way out	slit your wrist and neck then jump into a pool full of great white sharks
09 Dec 2001	looking for a way out	build a guillotine and cut off your head.
09 Dec 2001	looking for a way out	rip out your heart like in Indiana Jones Temple of Doom then eat it or have some one else eat it for you.
09 Dec 2001	looking for a way out	shoot a bunch of heroin and overdose.
06 Dec 2001	lizzy	take your jumprope.... bring it outside... tie it to your monkey bars... and if u don't have monkey bars... play 7 minutes in heaven underwater in ur pool... i'm sure it'd be a fun suicide.
17 Oct 2001	mesexymomma	eat lots of pink twinkies while jumping off your momma's knee.
13 Oct 2001	Jed....really, no, really	Since you're talking about a toy for children, I would suggest that the box should contain numerous bottles full of brightly colored liquids (non-toxic, of course) with labels like cyanide, arsenic, propylene glycol (this one should be a brilliant green), etc. Also in the kit should be several bottles of small pills (made of sugar), 2 or 3 razor blades (rubber ones), a hangman's noose (also made of rubber), a small map with instructions on how to get to the observation deck of the Empire State Building (this should be erroneous), automobile jumper cables (fake ones) for electrocuting oneself, and, of course, a large (plastic) rock with a pair of handcuffs attached to it by a large eyebolt (instructions to use in a deep body of water should be included). Because this would be a fairly big box, it should only be marketed to the really large-scale toy retailers, and the box should have a warning along the lines of: do not purchase for children who are already getting ideas, unless, of course, you hate them. Alternately, you could LABEL the various chemicals and pills non-toxic, while in fact they are exactly what they claim to be... I would not suggest this for more than one box in every 30 or so. Of course, if you just want ideas on how you could kill yourself, and not several thousand small children, you could email me...