What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

24 Feb 2018 Mortimer Jones Hello to everyone. Yes, yes even all you over achievers and over eaters. I do say, hello. My name is Mortimer Jones. I am about to embark on a journey of sorts. I have made a space suit with huge rocket boosters in my garage/la-boratory. Yes my dear friends, i am going to launch to the moon. All my friends tell me its a suicide mission. I told them there will be space cam footage when i get back. I have been training by wearing astronaut approved diapers and doing pushups and situps. I also jog 3 miles a day.
But, I think my mates may be right. But I still must launch. I have made all preperations possible. It is worth it to me if i do not make it back. If i do not this is farwell. Launch is scheduled at 2-25-2018 at 4:30pm. Eye in the sky. Morti out.

23 Feb 2018 Dr. Hackelberry The best way is just pay me to kill you. The price is all your money and possesions. You just close your eyes and imagine yourself on a beach and i chop off your head with a machete.

16 Feb 2018 Electra just visit your nearest dealer

14 Feb 2018 bribri la chaussette shut down your facebook account and you should then disappear

11 Feb 2018 FRAN CHOCOLATE OVERDOSE

03 Feb 2018 Ear drum blasting. Shove a crayon in your ear so deep it gets you in the brain. Instant death.

01 Feb 2018 Spencer Check to see if your parents forgot to put cleaning products on the high shelves. Then find your parents and tell them to be more responsible.

31 Jan 2018 Double dose Anyone who comes on the internet crying about my life sucks and i just want to kill myself could really be helped by a twice a day dose of deez nuts. No im just kidding but for real deez nuts.

22 Jan 2018 Chris Watch memes until you get a headache and continue until you are dead

21 Jan 2018 Die laughing. Go on ebay and search for farts in a jar. Seriously, ebay has everything.

17 Jan 2018 follow me on instagram @6one66 the best way to kill yourself if you under 13 is to play minecraft way to much as to the point you think you are in the game and you get up getting yourself killed . OOF RawR XD

12 Jan 2018 Heroin addiction simulator The best way is with your dolls and stuffed animals. They will never tell anyone.

04 Jan 2018 Fernando Play in the street.

31 Dec 2017 Fresh farts Do not kill yourself. I can help you not to kill yourself. Trust me, a human. Im trustworthy. And i have a great personality. You can rely on me. All you have to do is email me and lets talk. My email is www.dotcom.com@dotcom.com

31 Dec 2017 ~QueenLunaLoud~ Watch Boku No Pico and masturbate 57 times.

23 Dec 2017 hippolyte ecouter un peu trop de mauvaise musique, se faire tuer par un puriste

20 Dec 2017 I forgot my parachute If you decide to jump off a building wear a cape. Before you jump call the news stations with helicopters and tell them breaking news story, some one is going to jump and make sure to give them the adress. You can be on tv.

13 Dec 2017 Make it rain. If you think you got problems at 13 just wait until you are no longer a kid. The things that bother you now wont even matter because they wont even matter. You will get new things that are even worse. So really if you are going to kill your self, the sooner the better. It dont matter how because you will be dead. That is the irony of it all. Looking for how to do it when you will be dead. What will it matter then? But seriously, jumping off a tall buildimg and making a splat and a puddle all ways seems to gather a crowd. Maybe trump tower would be a splendid choice because trump is el presidente en the united states. It would be a way to protest if you dont like him. And you would be remembered by many for years to come.

10 Dec 2017 Bam-Bam Hit your head with a hammer as hard as you can.

10 Dec 2017 Bear Grillers Go into the forest. Look for berries and eat them all. Especialy the red ones.

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
24 Feb 2018	Mortimer Jones	Hello to everyone. Yes, yes even all you over achievers and over eaters. I do say, hello. My name is Mortimer Jones. I am about to embark on a journey of sorts. I have made a space suit with huge rocket boosters in my garage/la-boratory. Yes my dear friends, i am going to launch to the moon. All my friends tell me its a suicide mission. I told them there will be space cam footage when i get back. I have been training by wearing astronaut approved diapers and doing pushups and situps. I also jog 3 miles a day. But, I think my mates may be right. But I still must launch. I have made all preperations possible. It is worth it to me if i do not make it back. If i do not this is farwell. Launch is scheduled at 2-25-2018 at 4:30pm. Eye in the sky. Morti out.
23 Feb 2018	Dr. Hackelberry	The best way is just pay me to kill you. The price is all your money and possesions. You just close your eyes and imagine yourself on a beach and i chop off your head with a machete.
16 Feb 2018	Electra	just visit your nearest dealer
14 Feb 2018	bribri la chaussette	shut down your facebook account and you should then disappear
11 Feb 2018	FRAN	CHOCOLATE OVERDOSE
03 Feb 2018	Ear drum blasting.	Shove a crayon in your ear so deep it gets you in the brain. Instant death.
01 Feb 2018	Spencer	Check to see if your parents forgot to put cleaning products on the high shelves. Then find your parents and tell them to be more responsible.
31 Jan 2018	Double dose	Anyone who comes on the internet crying about my life sucks and i just want to kill myself could really be helped by a twice a day dose of deez nuts. No im just kidding but for real deez nuts.
22 Jan 2018	Chris	Watch memes until you get a headache and continue until you are dead
21 Jan 2018	Die laughing.	Go on ebay and search for farts in a jar. Seriously, ebay has everything.
17 Jan 2018	follow me on instagram @6one66	the best way to kill yourself if you under 13 is to play minecraft way to much as to the point you think you are in the game and you get up getting yourself killed . OOF RawR XD
12 Jan 2018	Heroin addiction simulator	The best way is with your dolls and stuffed animals. They will never tell anyone.
04 Jan 2018	Fernando	Play in the street.
31 Dec 2017	Fresh farts	Do not kill yourself. I can help you not to kill yourself. Trust me, a human. Im trustworthy. And i have a great personality. You can rely on me. All you have to do is email me and lets talk. My email is www.dotcom.com@dotcom.com
31 Dec 2017	~QueenLunaLoud~	Watch Boku No Pico and masturbate 57 times.
23 Dec 2017	hippolyte	ecouter un peu trop de mauvaise musique, se faire tuer par un puriste
20 Dec 2017	I forgot my parachute	If you decide to jump off a building wear a cape. Before you jump call the news stations with helicopters and tell them breaking news story, some one is going to jump and make sure to give them the adress. You can be on tv.
13 Dec 2017	Make it rain.	If you think you got problems at 13 just wait until you are no longer a kid. The things that bother you now wont even matter because they wont even matter. You will get new things that are even worse. So really if you are going to kill your self, the sooner the better. It dont matter how because you will be dead. That is the irony of it all. Looking for how to do it when you will be dead. What will it matter then? But seriously, jumping off a tall buildimg and making a splat and a puddle all ways seems to gather a crowd. Maybe trump tower would be a splendid choice because trump is el presidente en the united states. It would be a way to protest if you dont like him. And you would be remembered by many for years to come.
10 Dec 2017	Bam-Bam	Hit your head with a hammer as hard as you can.
10 Dec 2017	Bear Grillers	Go into the forest. Look for berries and eat them all. Especialy the red ones.