What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

21 Feb 2020 Phi You write a cringey Justin Bieber x Twilight Edward fanfiction and see yourself getting stoned by your classmates after releasing it on your facebook account

18 Feb 2020 Natina Chantrill well well well, listen here buddy the best way to do it to sit in the bath and use your toaster as a Bathbomb

17 Feb 2020 ......... Eat too much cheese

11 Feb 2020 sad feminist eating as many chocolate as you can and then throw it up several time until you get thinner and thinner and disappear

06 Feb 2020 ........... ahogarse en una pecera

03 Feb 2020 C H I N K E N Simply tell your mother you'd like to do dishes. She trusted me. Once you do that, you grab a clean watermelon knife and see if it can impale your chest.

03 Feb 2020 Lost say hi

24 Jan 2020 Aidan Invent a time machine and look for the nearest Tyrannosaurus. Run towards it.

20 Jan 2020 Kokichi Get squished by a big machine that squishes your body... :)

01 Jan 2020 will e. melt, the snowman. Happy new years to everyone who did not kill themselves this holiday season. Statistics show suicide rates go way up around the holidays so if you made it thru this holiday season without killing yourself you are not apart of these statistics and you have a whole year to wait for a higher probability that you will kill yourself. And so now its time to make a new years resolution that you wont kill yourself. Just try a new hobby like knitting sweaters or public urination. That should get you to next holiday season.

16 Dec 2019 baby hang urself w christmas lights

16 Dec 2019 Breanna Falling off a mountain in the winter. When your far away from a place you can potty, ask them to go behind a tree. You can then follow the forest until you reach the edge, jump.

13 Dec 2019 bmo toilet paper noose & shower curtain rod

10 Dec 2019 XXXXXX Choke yourself with a hoola hoop

06 Dec 2019 Religious Ryan Death by cunnilingus

02 Dec 2019 elie eat windex

07 Oct 2019 Mlem Helium, because you can pull out and not suffer too much

06 Oct 2019 vlad helium

20 Sep 2019 what you were doing Go to internet-stalkers.com. get yourself a stalker to stalk you. They offer a platinum experience package for only 35 pound. If you are not completely satisfied after the first week, you get a full refund. You have nothing to loose.

13 Sep 2019 head lamps I found this tattoo ink that contains a special ingredient. Its glow in the dark ink. And of course I tattooed my nipples. Now when the lights go off my nipples glow at around 72 lumens. All the kids at school invite me to sleep overs. Everyone asks to see my nipples in the dark. At school on fridays we get to watch a movie. The teacher turns off the light and my nips glow thru my shirt. I lift up my shirt and techno music begins to play and confetti falls from the celing. All the students rave out on my nips. Glow sticks are out. Glow nips are in. You NEED to get you some glow in the dark nipples. And look, the tattoo ink is radioactive isotope free. There is literally almost zero risk to your health.

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
21 Feb 2020	Phi	You write a cringey Justin Bieber x Twilight Edward fanfiction and see yourself getting stoned by your classmates after releasing it on your facebook account
18 Feb 2020	Natina Chantrill	well well well, listen here buddy the best way to do it to sit in the bath and use your toaster as a Bathbomb
17 Feb 2020	.........	Eat too much cheese
11 Feb 2020	sad feminist	eating as many chocolate as you can and then throw it up several time until you get thinner and thinner and disappear
06 Feb 2020	...........	ahogarse en una pecera
03 Feb 2020	C H I N K E N	Simply tell your mother you'd like to do dishes. She trusted me. Once you do that, you grab a clean watermelon knife and see if it can impale your chest.
03 Feb 2020	Lost	say hi
24 Jan 2020	Aidan	Invent a time machine and look for the nearest Tyrannosaurus. Run towards it.
20 Jan 2020	Kokichi	Get squished by a big machine that squishes your body... :)
01 Jan 2020	will e. melt, the snowman.	Happy new years to everyone who did not kill themselves this holiday season. Statistics show suicide rates go way up around the holidays so if you made it thru this holiday season without killing yourself you are not apart of these statistics and you have a whole year to wait for a higher probability that you will kill yourself. And so now its time to make a new years resolution that you wont kill yourself. Just try a new hobby like knitting sweaters or public urination. That should get you to next holiday season.
16 Dec 2019	baby	hang urself w christmas lights
16 Dec 2019	Breanna	Falling off a mountain in the winter. When your far away from a place you can potty, ask them to go behind a tree. You can then follow the forest until you reach the edge, jump.
13 Dec 2019	bmo	toilet paper noose & shower curtain rod
10 Dec 2019	XXXXXX	Choke yourself with a hoola hoop
06 Dec 2019	Religious Ryan	Death by cunnilingus
02 Dec 2019	elie	eat windex
07 Oct 2019	Mlem	Helium, because you can pull out and not suffer too much
06 Oct 2019	vlad	helium
20 Sep 2019	what you were doing	Go to internet-stalkers.com. get yourself a stalker to stalk you. They offer a platinum experience package for only 35 pound. If you are not completely satisfied after the first week, you get a full refund. You have nothing to loose.
13 Sep 2019	head lamps	I found this tattoo ink that contains a special ingredient. Its glow in the dark ink. And of course I tattooed my nipples. Now when the lights go off my nipples glow at around 72 lumens. All the kids at school invite me to sleep overs. Everyone asks to see my nipples in the dark. At school on fridays we get to watch a movie. The teacher turns off the light and my nips glow thru my shirt. I lift up my shirt and techno music begins to play and confetti falls from the celing. All the students rave out on my nips. Glow sticks are out. Glow nips are in. You NEED to get you some glow in the dark nipples. And look, the tattoo ink is radioactive isotope free. There is literally almost zero risk to your health.