What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

11 Jan 2004 rhiannon why are you all getting so stressed about this?! if you think people finding a cure for an unbearable life they can't handle anymore is so wrong, why are you even on this site?! shouldn't you all be outside an abortion clinic? preaching about your fucking unwanted opinions there?
if you all think life is so great then why don't you go and do something with your own instead of wasting your time here?!

11 Jan 2004 Your parent What is the boundary between art and psychotic breakdown? You fuckers are sick... After reading some of this shit, I think I will go to church this Sunday. Just a thought, probably sleep my ass until dawn. Yes, you fuckers are evil. This mouchette bitch is the grand whore sitting on a pile of feces and 13 year old fuck heads. Go to hell. At first i thought some artistical thoughts are not too bad. But it just getting strange. Damn... May the Holy Mother of Jesus cleanse your soul with her innocent vagina. So you can taste the fruit of life and the body of the lord.

05 Jan 2004 LeyAnn I think you are all selfish and inconsiderate. Not one of you have thought about the people you will leave behind or the people you may injure during your suicide. There is plenty of free help in the world because everyone needs help at some time in their lives. Please consider your friends, family or even getting help before doing something totally selfish. No one asks to be born but your life is what you make it and only you can improve it. I considered suicide due to being severely bullied at school, i'm very happy I didn't. I love my family and my life is now what I made it.

02 Jan 2004 Antinewyear "Society is a joint-stock company... for better securing of his bread to each shareholder, to surrender the liberty and culture of the eater" - Emerson's bullshit

So I've realized... for those who celebrate, they are bond to disappointments and feeling of emptiness.
The drug "holiday" provided by society is addicting. You are forced to take it in order to feel depressed afterwards. The souls wish to be released from mundane with celebrations...
But please don't forget, more than 300 days per year, you are living under social control and rules. System of reward and punishment...
For if you don't want to feel pain and suffering, you have to give up all your pleasures in life. How could anyone be a saint if the whole world is filled with criminals or vice versa?
Why the fuck am I saying this to you morons? 13 year old cock suckers? Go rock climbing with the rope attached to your dick for all I care! None of you bastards will ever kill yourself... Why the fuck do you need to check some web site if you're really going to do it? Any retard can think of ways of suicide without the lame suggestions from the lamers. 13 years old masturbators... I hate masturbators, it's a sign of mental weakness. You are weak. Too weak to live, too weak to die. Illogical stupid little shits that don't deserve to eat, but be the feast of my honest arachnid. Look at yourselves in the mirror, ugly monkeys of moral defeat! What suprises me more is not that you didn't kill yourself already, but your half-ape brain is making up reasons to live another day. I will piss on your corpse after setting fire on your coffin. All you idiots deserve no respect in life or in death.

30 Dec 2003 ... You seriously need some LOVE !! How can you have this on your site! From Belinda in Australia

14 Dec 2003 scarymonster try thinking about what other people think of you!!!

13 Dec 2003 IMRAN U SON OF BITCHES WHY DO U WANT THESE KIDS NTO DIE U MOTHER FUCKIN PEODOPHILES IF U THINK UR SO BAD COME FIN ME MY NAMES IMRAN I LIVE IN ENGLAND AND MY PHONE NUMBER IS 07742018776 ILL KILL U U SON OF BITJHCHES WHITE BASTARD

13 Dec 2003 Justin *laughing* Chris, my dear fellow, a tad bit defensive there are we? My my. My apologies for not being a "regular" at "how to kill yourself when youre under 13". I am utterly heartbroken at not being included in this elite forum. Please, accept my most humble apologies for besmearing your name to all the loyal minions beneath you. Get a life, my friend. Stop taking yourself so fucking seriously.

11 Dec 2003 Jonio To me getting to the point of killing yourself is thinking you're better than everyone else (at least it can happen that way) i.e. thinking you are unique. It happens to people who have no feelings for material things. You start thinking about ethereal matters, and you may kill yourself. You feel like you don't belong in this world. But as for me, I'll never kill myself.

11 Dec 2003 MEEEEEE It really annoys me the fact that everyone thinks their life is worse than anyone else's. Stop being so bloody ignorant eveyone has problems and reasons why they might like to kill themselves you can't know what another person is going through exactly. Why is how shitty you feel a competition? Everything is a competition these days no one can just offer congratulations and actually mean it, you have to be better. Everyone I know argues that their parents are better then later they'll turn around and argue that they're more hard done by. Just because you've got problems doesn't mean that no one else could compare. Once you all start listening and understanding each other then maybe the suicide rate will go down and that would be better for all of us!

11 Dec 2003 natasha grace This web-site is the most absurd and disgusting thing I have ever seen. Life is precious no matter how bad it is- and I know it can be very, very bad. You all need to go see a therapist and GET ON SOME PROZAC!!!!

10 Dec 2003 joseph chu This site is very disturbing, talking about suicide under the age of 13 is a very sick thought. Snowboarding off a mountain, drinking poisonous substances, shooting yourself, jumping off a building! I have never seen such a graphic display of sick people in my entire life. All of you people waste too much time talking about suicide when you could be doing something else and be doing something productive with your life. Sick bastards...

07 Dec 2003 Duane if u are fool enough to believe in suicide then u do not deserve to be called human. suicide only hurts urself ur family and ur friends. it is a pathetic waste of life and if u feel so desperate as to take such a drastic step then u should remember 1 GOLDEN RULE: TELL SOMEONE YOUR PROBLEM. i myself have wanted to commit sucide due to bullying but i talked it through with friends and family and i feel stronger for it!

04 Dec 2003 Kristen Kaminski What is wrong with this website? Aren't you trying to stop the teen suicide rate down? But promoting suicide with different ways to kill your self is immoral. I think the creator of this web site should take their own advice and "get some help".

04 Dec 2003 MY NAME IS Tim. yOU CAN HAVE MY ADDRESS IF ANY PROBLEMS STUPID FUCKING WEBSITE, YOUR A DICK HEAD, ANY 1 UNDER 13, DOESN'T NEED TO HEAR QUESTIONS LIKE THAT, WORDS CAN'T EXPRESS MY FRUSTRATION @ YOUR STUPIDITY, YOU OBVIOUSLY FELT ALONE, AND THOUGHT U'D DRAG THEM INTO YOUR MIND 2 (U MIGHT HAVE DUN IT PERSONALLY 4 RIGHT REASONS), BUT EXPOSING THIS, IS HARMFUL, SHIT, AND NOT NEEDED,
PEACE.

26 Nov 2003 Sasha Beddall this is a sick website and i think you are the most disgusting person in the world!! if anyone should be dead it should be you!!! you're sick in your body and mind. why do u think u have the right to tell people how to kill themselves? people should die naturally not buy your stupid little pathetic ideas. WANKER!!!!!

26 Nov 2003 Hope THATS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You can get help, I've been there.

21 Nov 2003 root Tu n'as rien créé... to answer to your question, the best way to kill yourself is to own admin@mouchette.org and to refuse to take down a site.

19 Nov 2003 asshole *Chris* ---for all to see---
If you only knew what it was like to actually fucking hate yourself from the inside out... you may actually have feelings, understanding, intelligence and all that other blah blah blah... I think you should off yourself and save mankind since you're so fucking full of yourself. Here's a psychology lesson, so take note: a man who thinks he knows everything, knows nothing. A man that realizes that he can't ever grasp all there is to know, knows much. When someone pats your back and tells you how smart you are, think about who that person is, references count. About suicide, the main topic, your take on it is, to me, blatantly narrow/shallow and naive. Grow up (the # of years you have been alive does not count). Just for reference:

"We want to die. But on the other hand we are the only people who know the secret for living forever and remaining young forever. If you commit suicide at 18, you will remain 18 forever, sexy and oh so lovely as I am sure you all are! So hail to our eternal youth, life, death and suicide! Let's keep our little beauty secret for ourselves and tell all the others to fuck off."

13 Nov 2003 Lucy Ok, no offence, but you must be wacked in the head for making a website like this. Giving little kids stupid ways to kill themselves like shove a toothbrush in your belly button. Anyway, I would say that the best way to kill yourself when your under 13 is to find dad's hunting guns and blow your brains out!

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
11 Jan 2004	rhiannon	why are you all getting so stressed about this?! if you think people finding a cure for an unbearable life they can't handle anymore is so wrong, why are you even on this site?! shouldn't you all be outside an abortion clinic? preaching about your fucking unwanted opinions there? if you all think life is so great then why don't you go and do something with your own instead of wasting your time here?!
11 Jan 2004	Your parent	What is the boundary between art and psychotic breakdown? You fuckers are sick... After reading some of this shit, I think I will go to church this Sunday. Just a thought, probably sleep my ass until dawn. Yes, you fuckers are evil. This mouchette bitch is the grand whore sitting on a pile of feces and 13 year old fuck heads. Go to hell. At first i thought some artistical thoughts are not too bad. But it just getting strange. Damn... May the Holy Mother of Jesus cleanse your soul with her innocent vagina. So you can taste the fruit of life and the body of the lord.
05 Jan 2004	LeyAnn	I think you are all selfish and inconsiderate. Not one of you have thought about the people you will leave behind or the people you may injure during your suicide. There is plenty of free help in the world because everyone needs help at some time in their lives. Please consider your friends, family or even getting help before doing something totally selfish. No one asks to be born but your life is what you make it and only you can improve it. I considered suicide due to being severely bullied at school, i'm very happy I didn't. I love my family and my life is now what I made it.
02 Jan 2004	Antinewyear	"Society is a joint-stock company... for better securing of his bread to each shareholder, to surrender the liberty and culture of the eater" - Emerson's bullshit So I've realized... for those who celebrate, they are bond to disappointments and feeling of emptiness. The drug "holiday" provided by society is addicting. You are forced to take it in order to feel depressed afterwards. The souls wish to be released from mundane with celebrations... But please don't forget, more than 300 days per year, you are living under social control and rules. System of reward and punishment... For if you don't want to feel pain and suffering, you have to give up all your pleasures in life. How could anyone be a saint if the whole world is filled with criminals or vice versa? Why the fuck am I saying this to you morons? 13 year old cock suckers? Go rock climbing with the rope attached to your dick for all I care! None of you bastards will ever kill yourself... Why the fuck do you need to check some web site if you're really going to do it? Any retard can think of ways of suicide without the lame suggestions from the lamers. 13 years old masturbators... I hate masturbators, it's a sign of mental weakness. You are weak. Too weak to live, too weak to die. Illogical stupid little shits that don't deserve to eat, but be the feast of my honest arachnid. Look at yourselves in the mirror, ugly monkeys of moral defeat! What suprises me more is not that you didn't kill yourself already, but your half-ape brain is making up reasons to live another day. I will piss on your corpse after setting fire on your coffin. All you idiots deserve no respect in life or in death.
30 Dec 2003	...	You seriously need some LOVE !! How can you have this on your site! From Belinda in Australia
14 Dec 2003	scarymonster	try thinking about what other people think of you!!!
13 Dec 2003	IMRAN	U SON OF BITCHES WHY DO U WANT THESE KIDS NTO DIE U MOTHER FUCKIN PEODOPHILES IF U THINK UR SO BAD COME FIN ME MY NAMES IMRAN I LIVE IN ENGLAND AND MY PHONE NUMBER IS 07742018776 ILL KILL U U SON OF BITJHCHES WHITE BASTARD
13 Dec 2003	Justin	laughing Chris, my dear fellow, a tad bit defensive there are we? My my. My apologies for not being a "regular" at "how to kill yourself when youre under 13". I am utterly heartbroken at not being included in this elite forum. Please, accept my most humble apologies for besmearing your name to all the loyal minions beneath you. Get a life, my friend. Stop taking yourself so fucking seriously.
11 Dec 2003	Jonio	To me getting to the point of killing yourself is thinking you're better than everyone else (at least it can happen that way) i.e. thinking you are unique. It happens to people who have no feelings for material things. You start thinking about ethereal matters, and you may kill yourself. You feel like you don't belong in this world. But as for me, I'll never kill myself.
11 Dec 2003	MEEEEEE	It really annoys me the fact that everyone thinks their life is worse than anyone else's. Stop being so bloody ignorant eveyone has problems and reasons why they might like to kill themselves you can't know what another person is going through exactly. Why is how shitty you feel a competition? Everything is a competition these days no one can just offer congratulations and actually mean it, you have to be better. Everyone I know argues that their parents are better then later they'll turn around and argue that they're more hard done by. Just because you've got problems doesn't mean that no one else could compare. Once you all start listening and understanding each other then maybe the suicide rate will go down and that would be better for all of us!
11 Dec 2003	natasha grace	This web-site is the most absurd and disgusting thing I have ever seen. Life is precious no matter how bad it is- and I know it can be very, very bad. You all need to go see a therapist and GET ON SOME PROZAC!!!!
10 Dec 2003	joseph chu	This site is very disturbing, talking about suicide under the age of 13 is a very sick thought. Snowboarding off a mountain, drinking poisonous substances, shooting yourself, jumping off a building! I have never seen such a graphic display of sick people in my entire life. All of you people waste too much time talking about suicide when you could be doing something else and be doing something productive with your life. Sick bastards...
07 Dec 2003	Duane	if u are fool enough to believe in suicide then u do not deserve to be called human. suicide only hurts urself ur family and ur friends. it is a pathetic waste of life and if u feel so desperate as to take such a drastic step then u should remember 1 GOLDEN RULE: TELL SOMEONE YOUR PROBLEM. i myself have wanted to commit sucide due to bullying but i talked it through with friends and family and i feel stronger for it!
04 Dec 2003	Kristen Kaminski	What is wrong with this website? Aren't you trying to stop the teen suicide rate down? But promoting suicide with different ways to kill your self is immoral. I think the creator of this web site should take their own advice and "get some help".
04 Dec 2003	MY NAME IS Tim. yOU CAN HAVE MY ADDRESS IF ANY PROBLEMS	STUPID FUCKING WEBSITE, YOUR A DICK HEAD, ANY 1 UNDER 13, DOESN'T NEED TO HEAR QUESTIONS LIKE THAT, WORDS CAN'T EXPRESS MY FRUSTRATION @ YOUR STUPIDITY, YOU OBVIOUSLY FELT ALONE, AND THOUGHT U'D DRAG THEM INTO YOUR MIND 2 (U MIGHT HAVE DUN IT PERSONALLY 4 RIGHT REASONS), BUT EXPOSING THIS, IS HARMFUL, SHIT, AND NOT NEEDED, PEACE.
26 Nov 2003	Sasha Beddall	this is a sick website and i think you are the most disgusting person in the world!! if anyone should be dead it should be you!!! you're sick in your body and mind. why do u think u have the right to tell people how to kill themselves? people should die naturally not buy your stupid little pathetic ideas. WANKER!!!!!
26 Nov 2003	Hope	THATS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can get help, I've been there.
21 Nov 2003	root	Tu n'as rien créé... to answer to your question, the best way to kill yourself is to own admin@mouchette.org and to refuse to take down a site.
19 Nov 2003	asshole	Chris ---for all to see--- If you only knew what it was like to actually fucking hate yourself from the inside out... you may actually have feelings, understanding, intelligence and all that other blah blah blah... I think you should off yourself and save mankind since you're so fucking full of yourself. Here's a psychology lesson, so take note: a man who thinks he knows everything, knows nothing. A man that realizes that he can't ever grasp all there is to know, knows much. When someone pats your back and tells you how smart you are, think about who that person is, references count. About suicide, the main topic, your take on it is, to me, blatantly narrow/shallow and naive. Grow up (the # of years you have been alive does not count). Just for reference: "We want to die. But on the other hand we are the only people who know the secret for living forever and remaining young forever. If you commit suicide at 18, you will remain 18 forever, sexy and oh so lovely as I am sure you all are! So hail to our eternal youth, life, death and suicide! Let's keep our little beauty secret for ourselves and tell all the others to fuck off."
13 Nov 2003	Lucy	Ok, no offence, but you must be wacked in the head for making a website like this. Giving little kids stupid ways to kill themselves like shove a toothbrush in your belly button. Anyway, I would say that the best way to kill yourself when your under 13 is to find dad's hunting guns and blow your brains out!