What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

01 Dec 1999 Matt Ridenour Growing up.

01 Dec 1999 gloria Get a gun and carry it down to the local police station. Tell the chief that you have a serious problem: that you have a gun going off in your head. Wait for the confused look, then the look of comprehension. And right before it's too late remove the gun from your pocket (make sure you're standing far enough away so he can't grab you) and pull the trigger while aiming at your head

30 Nov 1999 kel there are so many ways to kill oneself... so many of which are faulty with our medical technology. For the slow and painful death, I would suggest obtaining some nitric acid and injecting it into your stomach, head and heart. not pretty, but it will disolve all of your majors... for a less painful way, i tend to find the idea of the american refrigerator romantic as well... so coffin like, and you can arrange flowers about you for a truly romantic discovery... and aromatic too.

30 Nov 1999 kel When you are under 13, you may try pills or a razor blade, but these are all too common. I think that the thing to do at 13 is to drink something sweet and put on a favorite outfit, then go to a highway overpass, spin in circles until you are so dizzy it feels wonderful, then jump off the overpass in the line of oncoming traffic. It will probably hurt, but the spinning should remove some of the sensation.

30 Nov 1999 JennKNEEfur You can snore really loud and have your little brother or sister smother you with a pillow.
You can make your own milkshake with the liquid in all those shiny bottles under the sink.
You can see if you can make the swing do an entire 360 degree circle on the swing set.
You can see what electricity tastes like.

30 Nov 1999 zero branco www.suicidio.cjb.net

30 Nov 1999 Robert Wood Go to church. You will be reformed and no longer recognise yourself. You will become property of the church and the old would have died.
Enjoy

30 Nov 1999 AxlCobain the best way to kick tha buggets is drinkin your favorite medicine untill you get unconcious

30 Nov 1999 Caleb Stewart Probably putting some strichnine in a cold glass of mountain berry kool-aid would be best.

30 Nov 1999 Brennan Clarkson Go to public highschool, play pokemon, and be just like everyone else.

30 Nov 1999 Steve Find some people that make snuff films and if you ask really nicely they might let you have your moment of fame on the silver screen. If you are lucky you can send the videos out as stocking stuffers just in time for the holidays.

30 Nov 1999 Miss Elanius Find your parents prescription pills and wine, and consume them both. But that's only if you dont have access to anything like a knife. If you have a knife, get on top of an important building, (i'd say the new years ball in america, but you're french) and slice open your abodomen, then pull out intestines, and shove them in your mouth and begin to consume them, as much as posible, before you die.

29 Nov 1999 phillip cannon to swallow a bottle of tylenol, or inject an air bubble into your veins, which will make you heart explode.

24 Nov 1999 salva manger beaucoup de chocolat

21 Nov 1999 Antony Widoff Just go through life as normal. That should do the trick.

20 Nov 1999 Maddy Well -- you could try making your own noose... Or how about a simple guillotine? You could make something creative with popsicle sticks and tin foil.
Are you mechanically inclined? What about some kind of elaborate contraption involving electricity?
Or maybe, now that you are 13... you are onto something
new.... like life?

15 Nov 1999 james newton i once licked the end of a plug from my old spectrum computer. Luckily it went through the transformer first. Otherwise that could have been it

15 Nov 1999 jennifer what do you expect to get out of 'pretending' to kill yourself and why do you think that would be different at an age under 13?

15 Nov 1999 Death Easy. Make a web site like this one. Takes too long, you think, before you die? Guess again. You're already dead, in case you haven't noticed. You don't need a sui-kit anymore, Mouchette. It would be redundant.

11 Nov 1999 Gary Payton but they call me tha glove < What you do is the a knife. Shine it up real nice. Oh no this aint singalong with the croc. Turn tha son-bitch sideways and STICK IT STR8 UP YOUR MONKEY ASS. If ya smellllllllllllllllll <ow> what the croc is cookin°!°

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
01 Dec 1999	Matt Ridenour	Growing up.
01 Dec 1999	gloria	Get a gun and carry it down to the local police station. Tell the chief that you have a serious problem: that you have a gun going off in your head. Wait for the confused look, then the look of comprehension. And right before it's too late remove the gun from your pocket (make sure you're standing far enough away so he can't grab you) and pull the trigger while aiming at your head
30 Nov 1999	kel	there are so many ways to kill oneself... so many of which are faulty with our medical technology. For the slow and painful death, I would suggest obtaining some nitric acid and injecting it into your stomach, head and heart. not pretty, but it will disolve all of your majors... for a less painful way, i tend to find the idea of the american refrigerator romantic as well... so coffin like, and you can arrange flowers about you for a truly romantic discovery... and aromatic too.
30 Nov 1999	kel	When you are under 13, you may try pills or a razor blade, but these are all too common. I think that the thing to do at 13 is to drink something sweet and put on a favorite outfit, then go to a highway overpass, spin in circles until you are so dizzy it feels wonderful, then jump off the overpass in the line of oncoming traffic. It will probably hurt, but the spinning should remove some of the sensation.
30 Nov 1999	JennKNEEfur	You can snore really loud and have your little brother or sister smother you with a pillow. You can make your own milkshake with the liquid in all those shiny bottles under the sink. You can see if you can make the swing do an entire 360 degree circle on the swing set. You can see what electricity tastes like.
30 Nov 1999	zero branco	www.suicidio.cjb.net
30 Nov 1999	Robert Wood	Go to church. You will be reformed and no longer recognise yourself. You will become property of the church and the old would have died. Enjoy
30 Nov 1999	AxlCobain	the best way to kick tha buggets is drinkin your favorite medicine untill you get unconcious
30 Nov 1999	Caleb Stewart	Probably putting some strichnine in a cold glass of mountain berry kool-aid would be best.
30 Nov 1999	Brennan Clarkson	Go to public highschool, play pokemon, and be just like everyone else.
30 Nov 1999	Steve	Find some people that make snuff films and if you ask really nicely they might let you have your moment of fame on the silver screen. If you are lucky you can send the videos out as stocking stuffers just in time for the holidays.
30 Nov 1999	Miss Elanius	Find your parents prescription pills and wine, and consume them both. But that's only if you dont have access to anything like a knife. If you have a knife, get on top of an important building, (i'd say the new years ball in america, but you're french) and slice open your abodomen, then pull out intestines, and shove them in your mouth and begin to consume them, as much as posible, before you die.
29 Nov 1999	phillip cannon	to swallow a bottle of tylenol, or inject an air bubble into your veins, which will make you heart explode.
24 Nov 1999	salva	manger beaucoup de chocolat
21 Nov 1999	Antony Widoff	Just go through life as normal. That should do the trick.
20 Nov 1999	Maddy	Well -- you could try making your own noose... Or how about a simple guillotine? You could make something creative with popsicle sticks and tin foil. Are you mechanically inclined? What about some kind of elaborate contraption involving electricity? Or maybe, now that you are 13... you are onto something new.... like life?
15 Nov 1999	james newton	i once licked the end of a plug from my old spectrum computer. Luckily it went through the transformer first. Otherwise that could have been it
15 Nov 1999	jennifer	what do you expect to get out of 'pretending' to kill yourself and why do you think that would be different at an age under 13?
15 Nov 1999	Death	Easy. Make a web site like this one. Takes too long, you think, before you die? Guess again. You're already dead, in case you haven't noticed. You don't need a sui-kit anymore, Mouchette. It would be redundant.
11 Nov 1999	Gary Payton but they call me tha glove <	What you do is the a knife. Shine it up real nice. Oh no this aint singalong with the croc. Turn tha son-bitch sideways and STICK IT STR8 UP YOUR MONKEY ASS. If ya smellllllllllllllllll <ow> what the croc is cookin°!°