What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

26 Jun 2000 steph s'étouffer avec sa mallette!
manger un cahier!

26 Jun 2000 Amorphus Aenema While joyriding in the car you stole from your parents with the system blaring David Bowie's "Major Tom" being chased by a team effort of the millitary cops robbers and the icecream man, set off the bomb you concealed in the trunk. As the ball bearings you placed in the bomb take out all
that is behind you, drive off off the top floor of the parking garage that you entered only seconds before and land on the crowd of parade watchers whose parade is (was) chasing you and fly through the window because you forgot your seatbelt and land on a fire hydrant as a dog urinates upon it.

It would be so cool.

26 Jun 2000 joji Just learn to forget breathing!

25 Jun 2000 hypeflight The best way to kill yourself if you are under 13 (and the most common way) is to do just as the grown-ups tell you, your teacher in school, your mom and dad, uncle Ernest etc. Chances are that you will get nice food, be socially accepted have a nice and BORING LIFE - totally more and more dead from inside! All of a sudden its all boring around you and you would have killed yourself from boredom.

25 Jun 2000 Douglas Palacios Do like millions of American Kids do:
1)WATCH incredibly long hours of Television,
2)Have your parents feed you Amazingly large amounts of fast food
3)Live in a big metropolis filled with automobiles, like Los Angeles
4)Support the Murderous US government that kills children in Iraq (if you're from Iraq this is a good, fast way to suicide)
5)Pollute this beautiful planet as much as you can
6)Stop caring for others so others will stop caring for you
7)Stop having beautiful dreams
8)Close your ears, heart and soul to the world around you

25 Jun 2000 David Schaap If I would be under 13, and I would have to kill myself, I would do it by slamming my hands against my ears. If you slam both your hands at exactly the same time against your ears, and you make sure it is air-tight, then bloodvessels in your brains will break and in a few seconds you are dead. Greetz, Daf
PS) Make sure you slam hard enough, else you only will have pain!

25 Jun 2000 Ulco inject yourself with a poison that kills you so slow and painfull so that you will never do it again! HA

25 Jun 2000 Gab Da Gob Just keep surfin' on Mouchette's Web Page for hours and hours !!!!

25 Jun 2000 Amorphus Aenema Well put balloons filed with lighter fluid all over your body, grab your genitalia and if male, tie a string soaked in kerosene to your scrotum *not to tight* and run it into a large jug of rubber glue. Proceed to shove a roman candle into you anus light fuse and direct sparks toward glue. Enjoy. (if female simply run a rag soaked in kerosene into vagina and proceed as planed)

25 Jun 2000 mick lyons sucking your thumb

24 Jun 2000 fuktup slash your little body all up, lay in a bath tub full of alchohol. light a match, set yourself on fire. have a gun by the bathtub. when all of your nerves are burnt and you cant feel the flame anymore, blow your fukin brains out.

24 Jun 2000 Janita a) jab a pen in your ear - it will go right into your brain and kill you

24 Jun 2000 Jeroen Just wait until you're twice that old. You'll figure it out.

24 Jun 2000 luke throw yourself onto electrified barbed wire so that your body is shaken around from the electricity until you become a twitching mass of red pulp. and then the blender

23 Jun 2000 Barry Heeeeel veel limonade drinken, echt heeeeeel erg veeeel, zo veel dat je nieren weigeren het nog langer te verwerken en er acuut mee uit scheiten!

23 Jun 2000 sarah getting drowned

23 Jun 2000 kkd &tjb By eating too many kit-kats and drinking dr pepper with pop-rocks.
[hostile take over of computer typing machine: take one half cc syringe and approximately 500 mg hydromorphone with
thirty units water in a vein in your right arm (it hits the heart faster). should do the trick. good luck.]
end transmission

23 Jun 2000 Muadib Stand on the escalator at the mall and let it suck you in. Hopefully it will mangle you and let you bleed to death. Of course now that it has finally happend every mother would tell her story to other children. You would be legend.

23 Jun 2000 Horny 'lil bastard Uh, okay. Get a knife from the kitchen and, while daddy is napping, plunge it into his neck. Be sure to wear gloves and other protective things(heavy raincoat, goggles, mask, ect). Next, while your mommy is making dinner, stab her, into the backof her neck. Bury the knife. Now clean the blood up off of your mommy, and undress her. Now all you have to do is screw her. I've found that the most effective way is to put your penis in her mouth and twirl in a circle, then into the vagina, but that is only my opinion. Now get another knife. While you are srewing her, stab yourself. That way, you can at least have sex before you commit suicide. Happy suiciding!

22 Jun 2000 jessamyn Practice trying to fly over and over from ever increasing heights. You can use a cape or sheet or what ever makes you feel better. I like the idea of a personalized battle cry before you jump, um I mean, fly.

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
26 Jun 2000	steph	s'étouffer avec sa mallette! manger un cahier!
26 Jun 2000	Amorphus Aenema	While joyriding in the car you stole from your parents with the system blaring David Bowie's "Major Tom" being chased by a team effort of the millitary cops robbers and the icecream man, set off the bomb you concealed in the trunk. As the ball bearings you placed in the bomb take out all that is behind you, drive off off the top floor of the parking garage that you entered only seconds before and land on the crowd of parade watchers whose parade is (was) chasing you and fly through the window because you forgot your seatbelt and land on a fire hydrant as a dog urinates upon it. It would be so cool.
26 Jun 2000	joji	Just learn to forget breathing!
25 Jun 2000	hypeflight	The best way to kill yourself if you are under 13 (and the most common way) is to do just as the grown-ups tell you, your teacher in school, your mom and dad, uncle Ernest etc. Chances are that you will get nice food, be socially accepted have a nice and BORING LIFE - totally more and more dead from inside! All of a sudden its all boring around you and you would have killed yourself from boredom.
25 Jun 2000	Douglas Palacios	Do like millions of American Kids do: 1)WATCH incredibly long hours of Television, 2)Have your parents feed you Amazingly large amounts of fast food 3)Live in a big metropolis filled with automobiles, like Los Angeles 4)Support the Murderous US government that kills children in Iraq (if you're from Iraq this is a good, fast way to suicide) 5)Pollute this beautiful planet as much as you can 6)Stop caring for others so others will stop caring for you 7)Stop having beautiful dreams 8)Close your ears, heart and soul to the world around you
25 Jun 2000	David Schaap	If I would be under 13, and I would have to kill myself, I would do it by slamming my hands against my ears. If you slam both your hands at exactly the same time against your ears, and you make sure it is air-tight, then bloodvessels in your brains will break and in a few seconds you are dead. Greetz, Daf PS) Make sure you slam hard enough, else you only will have pain!
25 Jun 2000	Ulco	inject yourself with a poison that kills you so slow and painfull so that you will never do it again! HA
25 Jun 2000	Gab Da Gob	Just keep surfin' on Mouchette's Web Page for hours and hours !!!!
25 Jun 2000	Amorphus Aenema	Well put balloons filed with lighter fluid all over your body, grab your genitalia and if male, tie a string soaked in kerosene to your scrotum not to tight and run it into a large jug of rubber glue. Proceed to shove a roman candle into you anus light fuse and direct sparks toward glue. Enjoy. (if female simply run a rag soaked in kerosene into vagina and proceed as planed)
25 Jun 2000	mick lyons	sucking your thumb
24 Jun 2000	fuktup	slash your little body all up, lay in a bath tub full of alchohol. light a match, set yourself on fire. have a gun by the bathtub. when all of your nerves are burnt and you cant feel the flame anymore, blow your fukin brains out.
24 Jun 2000	Janita	a) jab a pen in your ear - it will go right into your brain and kill you
24 Jun 2000	Jeroen	Just wait until you're twice that old. You'll figure it out.
24 Jun 2000	luke	throw yourself onto electrified barbed wire so that your body is shaken around from the electricity until you become a twitching mass of red pulp. and then the blender
23 Jun 2000	Barry	Heeeeel veel limonade drinken, echt heeeeeel erg veeeel, zo veel dat je nieren weigeren het nog langer te verwerken en er acuut mee uit scheiten!
23 Jun 2000	sarah	getting drowned
23 Jun 2000	kkd &tjb	By eating too many kit-kats and drinking dr pepper with pop-rocks. [hostile take over of computer typing machine: take one half cc syringe and approximately 500 mg hydromorphone with thirty units water in a vein in your right arm (it hits the heart faster). should do the trick. good luck.] end transmission
23 Jun 2000	Muadib	Stand on the escalator at the mall and let it suck you in. Hopefully it will mangle you and let you bleed to death. Of course now that it has finally happend every mother would tell her story to other children. You would be legend.
23 Jun 2000	Horny 'lil bastard	Uh, okay. Get a knife from the kitchen and, while daddy is napping, plunge it into his neck. Be sure to wear gloves and other protective things(heavy raincoat, goggles, mask, ect). Next, while your mommy is making dinner, stab her, into the backof her neck. Bury the knife. Now clean the blood up off of your mommy, and undress her. Now all you have to do is screw her. I've found that the most effective way is to put your penis in her mouth and twirl in a circle, then into the vagina, but that is only my opinion. Now get another knife. While you are srewing her, stab yourself. That way, you can at least have sex before you commit suicide. Happy suiciding!
22 Jun 2000	jessamyn	Practice trying to fly over and over from ever increasing heights. You can use a cape or sheet or what ever makes you feel better. I like the idea of a personalized battle cry before you jump, um I mean, fly.