What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

21 Jun 2002 Jesus Christ Just go out to the forest and lay down,
if you don't care about life then the pain of starvation or being eaten alive by insects and animals won't bug you at all, but if you eat something or kill the bugs then you just want attention and don't want to die...... I live in Arizona, there is no forest here, damn!!

21 Jun 2002 alix booze n codeine, bullet to the head

20 Jun 2002 Lucy What is pathetic is that you have used 2 names to slag me off, thinking of course that everyone would think otherwise. Us Brits may sit around sipping tea with a little finger cocked around the handle darling, but we know bullshit when it's in the air. And I can smell it here.. even through a computer screen.

19 Jun 2002 tom not to?!

19 Jun 2002 nobody Go To School With Your Dads Pistol And Yell Out (hey Everybody Look At Me) Then Blow Your Fuckin Brainz Out...†††

19 Jun 2002 Go figure Here is a way to die. Wait until Lucy is older and even more used up then she already is and sleep with her. God only knows what she has or worse yet wait until her breast are hanghing REAL low and see what a sight that is. That will kill anyone. See how many guys want her sorry self then. SHE has no class.

19 Jun 2002 LH Tell Lucy to take a class on how to be a lady. SHe is PATHETIC!!!!!!!!!
Sounds like she is way used up

18 Jun 2002 depressed but not enough there's a lot of wrist cutting .. but the easiest way is to put a knife to your neck... go about an inch deep and slice across... if you cut the jugular vein you'll bleed out pretty quickly ..faster than if you slice your wrists... if you cut the carotid artery.. even better you'll pass out from the lack of blood to the brain in seconds ... you'll die later but you won't feel it... If you're really lucky you'll cut both... after a minute or two there's no bringing you back. As far as pain is concerned .. i don't know.. obviously i've never tried it

18 Jun 2002 death666 The best way to kill ur self would be to let an elephant or giraffe fuck u up the ass, and since their penises r so huge they should be able to split u in half very easily.

18 Jun 2002 Kandhi Live til you're about 20, when you've worked out how shit life can really be then stay up late one night and think about all the things you hate about your life. Then visit your local 24 hour bottle-o and buy about 4 bottles of vodka (don't bother with the cola or any other mixer in that case). Go home and find yourself a trusty schooner and knock yourself out. Alcohol poisoning will kill you if you're man enough to drink enough and you'll have a damn fine time trying.

18 Jun 2002 who cares does anyone know how many sleeping pills u have to take before u can commit suicide successfully...? someone help me please... and does anyone have any good ideas for a suicide note..?

18 Jun 2002 Eric (can's say my last name or email) Suicide is a good way to neutralize negative feelings. We are all dying suicide is simply activating efficiency. The best way to do this would be to wait until you parents go out to dinner some night, then you are all alone, next you will need slow and sad music to make your emotions prompt you to suicide. This method requires alcohol, if no traditional liquor is handy try vanilla extract or some other cooking extract, the alcohol content is sufficient, then assuming you are under 130 lbs take 15-20 asprine and mix it with the extract, both are depressants and will aggravate each other. It is important to have at least 10 oz of extract. After taking the concoction find a safe place to hide and wait until you pass out and eventually within an hour or two you will die.

18 Jun 2002 MoonCatcher Curios,
After you die, you begin to decompose.

The most painless way seems to be a gunshot wound (make sure you do it right!) or maybe getting hit by the Amtrak.

I don't know why we exist. I think existence is a big experiment. We exist to see how long we can exist.

18 Jun 2002 HAVE had it Where can I buy A gun and what type do I use? Will they sell you a gun if you have been treated for a psych problems?

18 Jun 2002 The Bible is a fairytale Cut your wrist along the vein not across it, you die quicker and there is very little chance of being 'Saved'

17 Jun 2002 kacey to get ahold of a gun and there she blows.

17 Jun 2002 Hugh G. Rection Some Cool Ways To Die:

Roll an M-80 up in some papers and smoke that shit up

Grease up your asshole, go sit on top of a flag pole while doing the splits, and get people to attach ropes to both of your ankles. Have a contest to see who can climb to the top fastest.

Go to Ethiopia and drive around in an ice cream truck, honking at everyone you see and ringing that goddamn bell.

If that didn't work, punch a gorilla then run with a banana hanging out your ass.

Become pen pals with the uni-bomber and demand that he sends you a package for your birthday present.

Bite Mike Tyson's ear.

(For Girls) Become OJ Simpson's girlfriend, then cheat on him.

Put on a big fake black beard and dress up like Osama Bin Laden, then go to New York City and dance around the street like an idiot. Tell everyone that you are Osama Bin Laden.

Try one of the stunts that you see on the show "Jackass".

Go on a roller coaster with scissors then cut the straps after the ride starts.

Dress up like a KKK member then go Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd. (There is one of these streets in every big city) Go up to some black people and say "What's up my niggers."

Bring a flamethrower to the gas station, and stick it into one of the pumps and ignite it.

Create a website asking the best way to kill yourself, then become famous and go on television about it, and write a book about it that sells millions of copies.

17 Jun 2002 Michaele Run in front of a car, and if that doesn't work, jump out of a high window

17 Jun 2002 Curios I have a few questions for mouchette

1. After death what happens?

2. What is the most painless way to commit suicide?

3. Is there any particular reason why we exist?

If mouchette or anyone knows the answer to any of these questions please post ASAP. Thanks

signed
Curios

16 Jun 2002 Nurse Betty I can tell you if this is not a cry for help? (Suicide being a permanent solution to a temporary problem) Then there are several sure fire ways to insure success! You can Overdose on Tylenol... AT least 175 to 200 extra strength tabs. THEN comes the hard part. Don't tell anyone for at least 48-72 hrs. By then it's too late to save you. Chaining yourself to 100 lb weight and jumping with it over a boat in deep water when no one is watching. IF you have a gun you need to make sure you hit the base of the brain. WAY too many people fail in this attempt and become veggies (What part of the vegetable can't you eat? Answer below). SO if you shoot yourself aim for the base of the brain, not the temple. Once the base is gone, nothing left to keep body alive. The garbage bag over the head is also effective, IF no one finds you in time to save you. (Answer: The Wheelchair).
I'm a nurse and I have taken care of numerous misses in the suicide game. Thinking about writing a book to help you depressed people out with this bad Karma!

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
21 Jun 2002	Jesus Christ	Just go out to the forest and lay down, if you don't care about life then the pain of starvation or being eaten alive by insects and animals won't bug you at all, but if you eat something or kill the bugs then you just want attention and don't want to die...... I live in Arizona, there is no forest here, damn!!
21 Jun 2002	alix	booze n codeine, bullet to the head
20 Jun 2002	Lucy	What is pathetic is that you have used 2 names to slag me off, thinking of course that everyone would think otherwise. Us Brits may sit around sipping tea with a little finger cocked around the handle darling, but we know bullshit when it's in the air. And I can smell it here.. even through a computer screen.
19 Jun 2002	tom	not to?!
19 Jun 2002	nobody	Go To School With Your Dads Pistol And Yell Out (hey Everybody Look At Me) Then Blow Your Fuckin Brainz Out...†††
19 Jun 2002	Go figure	Here is a way to die. Wait until Lucy is older and even more used up then she already is and sleep with her. God only knows what she has or worse yet wait until her breast are hanghing REAL low and see what a sight that is. That will kill anyone. See how many guys want her sorry self then. SHE has no class.
19 Jun 2002	LH	Tell Lucy to take a class on how to be a lady. SHe is PATHETIC!!!!!!!!! Sounds like she is way used up
18 Jun 2002	depressed but not enough	there's a lot of wrist cutting .. but the easiest way is to put a knife to your neck... go about an inch deep and slice across... if you cut the jugular vein you'll bleed out pretty quickly ..faster than if you slice your wrists... if you cut the carotid artery.. even better you'll pass out from the lack of blood to the brain in seconds ... you'll die later but you won't feel it... If you're really lucky you'll cut both... after a minute or two there's no bringing you back. As far as pain is concerned .. i don't know.. obviously i've never tried it
18 Jun 2002	death666	The best way to kill ur self would be to let an elephant or giraffe fuck u up the ass, and since their penises r so huge they should be able to split u in half very easily.
18 Jun 2002	Kandhi	Live til you're about 20, when you've worked out how shit life can really be then stay up late one night and think about all the things you hate about your life. Then visit your local 24 hour bottle-o and buy about 4 bottles of vodka (don't bother with the cola or any other mixer in that case). Go home and find yourself a trusty schooner and knock yourself out. Alcohol poisoning will kill you if you're man enough to drink enough and you'll have a damn fine time trying.
18 Jun 2002	who cares	does anyone know how many sleeping pills u have to take before u can commit suicide successfully...? someone help me please... and does anyone have any good ideas for a suicide note..?
18 Jun 2002	Eric (can's say my last name or email)	Suicide is a good way to neutralize negative feelings. We are all dying suicide is simply activating efficiency. The best way to do this would be to wait until you parents go out to dinner some night, then you are all alone, next you will need slow and sad music to make your emotions prompt you to suicide. This method requires alcohol, if no traditional liquor is handy try vanilla extract or some other cooking extract, the alcohol content is sufficient, then assuming you are under 130 lbs take 15-20 asprine and mix it with the extract, both are depressants and will aggravate each other. It is important to have at least 10 oz of extract. After taking the concoction find a safe place to hide and wait until you pass out and eventually within an hour or two you will die.
18 Jun 2002	MoonCatcher	Curios, After you die, you begin to decompose. The most painless way seems to be a gunshot wound (make sure you do it right!) or maybe getting hit by the Amtrak. I don't know why we exist. I think existence is a big experiment. We exist to see how long we can exist.
18 Jun 2002	HAVE had it	Where can I buy A gun and what type do I use? Will they sell you a gun if you have been treated for a psych problems?
18 Jun 2002	The Bible is a fairytale	Cut your wrist along the vein not across it, you die quicker and there is very little chance of being 'Saved'
17 Jun 2002	kacey	to get ahold of a gun and there she blows.
17 Jun 2002	Hugh G. Rection	Some Cool Ways To Die: Roll an M-80 up in some papers and smoke that shit up Grease up your asshole, go sit on top of a flag pole while doing the splits, and get people to attach ropes to both of your ankles. Have a contest to see who can climb to the top fastest. Go to Ethiopia and drive around in an ice cream truck, honking at everyone you see and ringing that goddamn bell. If that didn't work, punch a gorilla then run with a banana hanging out your ass. Become pen pals with the uni-bomber and demand that he sends you a package for your birthday present. Bite Mike Tyson's ear. (For Girls) Become OJ Simpson's girlfriend, then cheat on him. Put on a big fake black beard and dress up like Osama Bin Laden, then go to New York City and dance around the street like an idiot. Tell everyone that you are Osama Bin Laden. Try one of the stunts that you see on the show "Jackass". Go on a roller coaster with scissors then cut the straps after the ride starts. Dress up like a KKK member then go Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd. (There is one of these streets in every big city) Go up to some black people and say "What's up my niggers." Bring a flamethrower to the gas station, and stick it into one of the pumps and ignite it. Create a website asking the best way to kill yourself, then become famous and go on television about it, and write a book about it that sells millions of copies.
17 Jun 2002	Michaele	Run in front of a car, and if that doesn't work, jump out of a high window
17 Jun 2002	Curios	I have a few questions for mouchette 1. After death what happens? 2. What is the most painless way to commit suicide? 3. Is there any particular reason why we exist? If mouchette or anyone knows the answer to any of these questions please post ASAP. Thanks signed Curios
16 Jun 2002	Nurse Betty	I can tell you if this is not a cry for help? (Suicide being a permanent solution to a temporary problem) Then there are several sure fire ways to insure success! You can Overdose on Tylenol... AT least 175 to 200 extra strength tabs. THEN comes the hard part. Don't tell anyone for at least 48-72 hrs. By then it's too late to save you. Chaining yourself to 100 lb weight and jumping with it over a boat in deep water when no one is watching. IF you have a gun you need to make sure you hit the base of the brain. WAY too many people fail in this attempt and become veggies (What part of the vegetable can't you eat? Answer below). SO if you shoot yourself aim for the base of the brain, not the temple. Once the base is gone, nothing left to keep body alive. The garbage bag over the head is also effective, IF no one finds you in time to save you. (Answer: The Wheelchair). I'm a nurse and I have taken care of numerous misses in the suicide game. Thinking about writing a book to help you depressed people out with this bad Karma!