What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

10 Aug 2002 An old regular PS - About the only best comment I have seen after re-reading is "Is this a dating site?" Haha.
That is comedy - simple and sharp, and oh so inoccent.

10 Aug 2002 Tha1andonlybitch i say tha best way damn way to go is to make a big scene out of it, do a terrorist act, be like that osama bin laden guy, he was fuckin awsome sending people to crash into a building killing others, n-e who blow something up, or hijack a plane and write a note leaving it somewhere in your house or something saying you did it for osama. shit ima do that. he,he. n-e who make a big scene its kewler.

10 Aug 2002 noah well wen i kill myself im going to go in the freezer of my school and freeze to death and then wen people look in it they will c my dead ass

10 Aug 2002 Middle Finger W Smile On My Face I am a 13 yr old willing to pay someone to come kill me. Please I am desperate and you can do anything you please, or want, with me before, during, or after I'm dead. I'll pay ya 100,000,000.

10 Aug 2002 noah if u want to die u should just put on big rubber boots and fill them with sand and go to the public pool and jump in and then u will drown nice and slow

09 Aug 2002 a+/tok3/antoine me regarder "vivre"

08 Aug 2002 Fist Fuckt Hello, I've tried everything I can to kill myself and nothing seems to help. There's always someone there gettin in my way and stoppin me. I've tried everything and anything but I can't seem to die. Shot myself, drugs an drinkin, jumped off a cliff, jumped off a bridge, cut up my arms and everything, fucked somestuff and ppl too. I just aint got a clue in how to kill myself. Could ya offer me some advice on how to instead of how not too . P.S.- I steal, lie, and cheat and I break the rules and all the laws like I'm gonna run off with my papaws car now and see if I can wreck, bye bye until then and if not, Bye Forever.

08 Aug 2002 Sparky I think a gun with an enormous bullet needs to be in the kit, along with a little pamphlet on "The proper way to point the gun" to ensure a quick and unsalvageable death. This way, kids 13 and under can shoot themselves and guarantee that the rest of us have one less stupid ass teen in the world. Hurray!

08 Aug 2002 Fuck You OH FRICKEN MY!!!!! I am so tired of hearing people whine about their attempts. IT IS SO GODDAMN EASY TO KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF!!!!! Only morons can't do it right!!! People who bitch about their attempts are only crying for help...and this is NOT the place to do that. Quit begging for attention by half-ass attempts and do it right, or shut up!!!!! Go out and get help, since you obviously want it.

08 Aug 2002 No Help Neccessary Hi I'm gonna try once again to kill myself with pills and drinkin. Thats all I can think of to do and my head hurts so much from all this bullshit and so much thinkin.

08 Aug 2002 samantha vernon a lot of toothpaste works but i'd take some tylenal pm before. you don't want to throw up, also make sure not to wake up and the toothpaste will eventually put you in a coma

08 Aug 2002 My Blue Arm There's something smelly goin on around here. All I've been smellin is something dead. It stinks real bad and it makes me wanna puke. What could it be?

07 Aug 2002 MiZeSuiCiDaL Homicide suicide. Kill your parents then yourself......

07 Aug 2002 Herez An Idea Try making yourself go blind and deaf, by keepin light in your eyez 24/7 and loud sounds or music playing in your eardrums 24/7!!!

07 Aug 2002 Helllllllloooooo Is this a dating site?

06 Aug 2002 floss something quick, at 13 you can't deal with pain very well. strip off on a cold winter night and go for a swim in a river or lake, you wil soon die of hyperthermia!

06 Aug 2002 Noah first get 5 hand grenades, a bullit prof vest and a big gun and a lot of amo. go to a fair or some thing like that. start shooting the people and throw 1 grenade. take a person hostage and when the cops show up make make all your hostages get in a cercle around you. start shooting the cops and they won't shoot back cause of the people around you. then throw all the grenades except for one. start running and shooting people and when the cops shoot pull the pen out of the grenade and give up. when they come and arrest you, you and the cops will go BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!! if u kill more than 33 people you will have the record of killing the most people. so if you try this you could set a new record and kill yourself (which would be remembered forever as the biggest shoot out ever).

06 Aug 2002 lee try and understand the jokes in fraisur

06 Aug 2002 DarkOfDayz Give me your phone number or I'll give ya mine so I can pressure ya into it, or just give me your address so we can kill each other, or if you don't do it, I'l be glad to do it for ya, and I'll feel free and do mine my damn fuckin self.

06 Aug 2002 MR.B when i started smoking more marijuana i started not to be depressed and then i also started smoking tobbaco and it also helps me

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
10 Aug 2002	An old regular	PS - About the only best comment I have seen after re-reading is "Is this a dating site?" Haha. That is comedy - simple and sharp, and oh so inoccent.
10 Aug 2002	Tha1andonlybitch	i say tha best way damn way to go is to make a big scene out of it, do a terrorist act, be like that osama bin laden guy, he was fuckin awsome sending people to crash into a building killing others, n-e who blow something up, or hijack a plane and write a note leaving it somewhere in your house or something saying you did it for osama. shit ima do that. he,he. n-e who make a big scene its kewler.
10 Aug 2002	noah	well wen i kill myself im going to go in the freezer of my school and freeze to death and then wen people look in it they will c my dead ass
10 Aug 2002	Middle Finger W Smile On My Face	I am a 13 yr old willing to pay someone to come kill me. Please I am desperate and you can do anything you please, or want, with me before, during, or after I'm dead. I'll pay ya 100,000,000.
10 Aug 2002	noah	if u want to die u should just put on big rubber boots and fill them with sand and go to the public pool and jump in and then u will drown nice and slow
09 Aug 2002	a+/tok3/antoine	me regarder "vivre"
08 Aug 2002	Fist Fuckt	Hello, I've tried everything I can to kill myself and nothing seems to help. There's always someone there gettin in my way and stoppin me. I've tried everything and anything but I can't seem to die. Shot myself, drugs an drinkin, jumped off a cliff, jumped off a bridge, cut up my arms and everything, fucked somestuff and ppl too. I just aint got a clue in how to kill myself. Could ya offer me some advice on how to instead of how not too . P.S.- I steal, lie, and cheat and I break the rules and all the laws like I'm gonna run off with my papaws car now and see if I can wreck, bye bye until then and if not, Bye Forever.
08 Aug 2002	Sparky	I think a gun with an enormous bullet needs to be in the kit, along with a little pamphlet on "The proper way to point the gun" to ensure a quick and unsalvageable death. This way, kids 13 and under can shoot themselves and guarantee that the rest of us have one less stupid ass teen in the world. Hurray!
08 Aug 2002	Fuck You	OH FRICKEN MY!!!!! I am so tired of hearing people whine about their attempts. IT IS SO GODDAMN EASY TO KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF!!!!! Only morons can't do it right!!! People who bitch about their attempts are only crying for help...and this is NOT the place to do that. Quit begging for attention by half-ass attempts and do it right, or shut up!!!!! Go out and get help, since you obviously want it.
08 Aug 2002	No Help Neccessary	Hi I'm gonna try once again to kill myself with pills and drinkin. Thats all I can think of to do and my head hurts so much from all this bullshit and so much thinkin.
08 Aug 2002	samantha vernon	a lot of toothpaste works but i'd take some tylenal pm before. you don't want to throw up, also make sure not to wake up and the toothpaste will eventually put you in a coma
08 Aug 2002	My Blue Arm	There's something smelly goin on around here. All I've been smellin is something dead. It stinks real bad and it makes me wanna puke. What could it be?
07 Aug 2002	MiZeSuiCiDaL	Homicide suicide. Kill your parents then yourself......
07 Aug 2002	Herez An Idea	Try making yourself go blind and deaf, by keepin light in your eyez 24/7 and loud sounds or music playing in your eardrums 24/7!!!
07 Aug 2002	Helllllllloooooo	Is this a dating site?
06 Aug 2002	floss	something quick, at 13 you can't deal with pain very well. strip off on a cold winter night and go for a swim in a river or lake, you wil soon die of hyperthermia!
06 Aug 2002	Noah	first get 5 hand grenades, a bullit prof vest and a big gun and a lot of amo. go to a fair or some thing like that. start shooting the people and throw 1 grenade. take a person hostage and when the cops show up make make all your hostages get in a cercle around you. start shooting the cops and they won't shoot back cause of the people around you. then throw all the grenades except for one. start running and shooting people and when the cops shoot pull the pen out of the grenade and give up. when they come and arrest you, you and the cops will go BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!! if u kill more than 33 people you will have the record of killing the most people. so if you try this you could set a new record and kill yourself (which would be remembered forever as the biggest shoot out ever).
06 Aug 2002	lee	try and understand the jokes in fraisur
06 Aug 2002	DarkOfDayz	Give me your phone number or I'll give ya mine so I can pressure ya into it, or just give me your address so we can kill each other, or if you don't do it, I'l be glad to do it for ya, and I'll feel free and do mine my damn fuckin self.
06 Aug 2002	MR.B	when i started smoking more marijuana i started not to be depressed and then i also started smoking tobbaco and it also helps me