What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

13 Mar 2003 Siobhan Fahey Of all the varieties of deception, self-deception is the most pervasive and the most difficult to recognize... Especially when we are within the thrall of some doctrine which is obviously "humane."

12 Mar 2003 Ignatius Mackellar i'm not precisely certain about this, but i'm still willing to feel that i may have seen Ntozake Shange at the local low-Art depository yesterday. Needless to say, i didn't say a word to her... though i did manage to wave from a corner of my mind. But, as of course, She wasn't looking at Time. "Towards a Unified Reality" may become the title for my first published work of fiction. Having already discovered 4 publishers who have quite politely critiqued my writing as being enormously infantile, the once questioned faith in my writing ability has been renewed. Perhaps the insistence on hand writing the first edition, then having photocopies of each page bound together and set for retail without the slightest frill... Perhaps this is a very insipid insistence. Within addition to that insipidity, i've demanded that my first work of non-fiction, "Towards a Unified Surreality", be simultaneously published.
Tristan Tzara is the person i really need to get in touch with. He could surely make light of the reason behind all this... recession. Marcella Detroit is a Goddess!!

12 Mar 2003 dave hang yourself

11 Mar 2003 Michael Mackellar MY PULSAR ~WOW!!
i read about Pulsars this morning (also referred to as spinning, magnetic-neutron stars). My birthstar may be one of these instead of the Blackhole i felt it must have been when i was little. Did you know the magnetic field of My Pulsar is about 100 billion times as strong as the magnetic field of the Earth??
Actually, i'm exaggerating a bit. It is only 1 billion times as strong. Most pulsars spin once every second or so; the slowest has a period of about 4 seconds, but the fastest yet discovered (which happens to be mine) spins on its axis more than 600 million times a second. Actually, i've just caught myself exaggerating again. It is only 600 times a second, but we're working on making it more impressive.
Imagine a ball of stuff the size of Lucy Cortina's left... Novelty, yet containing as much mass as our Sun, spinning once every 1.6 milliseconds and there you'll have some idea just what My Pulsar is like... ...Once again i've managed to exaggerate the facts and for that you have my apologies. You would only have to imagine a ball of stuff the size of Mt Everest... nothing so immeasurably gigantic as the aforementioned... Novelty.
By the bye, Roger Blandford, of Caltech, has estimated that there may be more than 100 million isolated blackholes across our Milky Way galaxy... and that the nearest one may indeed be much further away than we'd all like to hope it could be.

10 Mar 2003 Michael Mackellar+Tori Amos Forever!!! Has anyone ever heard a song called
~HOME~
by Sheryl Crow???

10 Mar 2003 Jack Waters Brain death by cell phone waves

10 Mar 2003 Michael Mackellar AND SO...
i AM NOT THE ONE
WHO IS TO BECOME
LORD OF MY OWN LIFE.
BUT MERELY A FRAIL THREAD
TO BE SPUN UPON THE CALICO
OF HISTORY.
SO, i AM JUST ANOTHER
RUN-OF-THE-FOCKING-MILL
ENGOD.
WELL...
THANK HEAVENS
i CAN CUT
A
THREAD.
No. Please don't fret. i'm well aware that Selbstmord at this pointless point would only prove to be an act of redundance... It is obvious to me that i've been quite perfectly dead since the atrocity of my own conception took place.

10 Mar 2003 cole why kill yourself?

To show a weakness so great to do that is unforgivable

power is made by yourself not given of received

10 Mar 2003 Toto le zéro Une bonne méthode c'est de piller la pharmacie de tous les sédatifs et somnifères possibles. Tu les avales, et hop tu vas te baigner. Quand les médocs feront effet, tu coules et tu te noies sans t'en rendre compte.

09 Mar 2003 angel there are many ways to do this. one is get a piece of broken glass and cut your wrists as deep as you can down the vein. injest as many pills as you can find no matter what they are and dont eat. stop eating and lock yourself somewhere where noone will find you for a while. grind up glass into a very fine powder and put it in your food and eat it. it will go into your blood stream and slice open your veins from the inside out. hurts a bit tho. drink as many bottles of nail polish remover as you can. take the cover plate off an outlet and take off the outlet, cut back the insulation, wrap the bare wires around a fork or some thing metal and hold on as long as you can.

09 Mar 2003 Lucy Cortina Swallowing chunks is no problem for me, it used to be how I made my living. It's just that I'm not quite as inter-lectual as some people here. And I do believe that Danny Keaton of Super Sexy Spy Sex is tracking me for my new mission... I'm on the run, don't you know.

09 Mar 2003 Mouchette And if I may add something to what Lucy Cortina just asked you, please Michael, put some returns in your text, so that we don't have to swallow such big chunks in one piece.

09 Mar 2003 Lucy Cortina I've only just swallowed my medication Michael, I can only understand things in Teletubby terms at the minute.
Could you maybe write in larger letters, possibly with some colourful pictures, just for lil' me? The girls (the girls being my boobs) would much appreciate it too :)

08 Mar 2003 Serenity I'd say hanging, because it usually kills you immediately, unless your neck doesn't break and then you have to choke to death.

08 Mar 2003 what? WOW. i haven't been in in a while.. now i came here just cuz i'm bored.. not really suicidal and hate the world anymore.. you guys can get through it, u can do it. it really isn't that hard, and can be FUN! if u pursue an interest, get interested in something!!. and consume alcohol in moderate amounts only! *if u feel u have to drink at all*

07 Mar 2003 morbid angel tie a shoelace around your neck when you go to the bathroom. make sure the door is locked too

06 Mar 2003 Steven Morrissey-Mackellar "In Search of Lost Time" is an amazing... volume of novels. If you wish to waste your life, productively, convince yourself to read through them all. Proust is surely the ultimate Authority on dyslocated time.

05 Mar 2003 Dominique Mackellar [IT'S NOT] i keep going round and round on the same old circuit/a wire travels underground to a vacant lot/where something i can't see interrupts the current/and shrinks the picture down to a tiny dot/and from behind the screen it can look so perfect/but it's not//So here i'm sitting in my car at the same old stoplight/i keep waiting for a sign but i don't know what/so red turns into green turning into yellow/but i'm just frozen here on the same old spot/and all i have to do is to press the pedal/but i'm not//People are tricky/you can't afford to show/anything risky/anything they don't know/the moment you try/kiss it Goodbye//So Abbie, kiss me like a drug/like a respirator/and let me fall into the dream of the astronaut/where i get lost in space that goes on forever/and you make all the rest just an afterthought/and i believe it's you who could make it better/though it's not
~Aimee

04 Mar 2003 Hold on!!! okay, one more time, alcohol and drugs is NOT a good way to kill yourself as it can lead to painful kidney damage without killing you or you might end up choking on your own spit. If you can access the internet do a little research

03 Mar 2003 jasen stewart Let's get down to the proverbial brass tacks gentlemen. There is no need to stygmatize suicide as some form of heretical injustice to society and the people around you. In fact, suicide has the noble distinction of being the ultimate act of self-determination.

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
13 Mar 2003	Siobhan Fahey	Of all the varieties of deception, self-deception is the most pervasive and the most difficult to recognize... Especially when we are within the thrall of some doctrine which is obviously "humane."
12 Mar 2003	Ignatius Mackellar	i'm not precisely certain about this, but i'm still willing to feel that i may have seen Ntozake Shange at the local low-Art depository yesterday. Needless to say, i didn't say a word to her... though i did manage to wave from a corner of my mind. But, as of course, She wasn't looking at Time. "Towards a Unified Reality" may become the title for my first published work of fiction. Having already discovered 4 publishers who have quite politely critiqued my writing as being enormously infantile, the once questioned faith in my writing ability has been renewed. Perhaps the insistence on hand writing the first edition, then having photocopies of each page bound together and set for retail without the slightest frill... Perhaps this is a very insipid insistence. Within addition to that insipidity, i've demanded that my first work of non-fiction, "Towards a Unified Surreality", be simultaneously published. Tristan Tzara is the person i really need to get in touch with. He could surely make light of the reason behind all this... recession. Marcella Detroit is a Goddess!!
12 Mar 2003	dave	hang yourself
11 Mar 2003	Michael Mackellar	MY PULSAR ~WOW!! i read about Pulsars this morning (also referred to as spinning, magnetic-neutron stars). My birthstar may be one of these instead of the Blackhole i felt it must have been when i was little. Did you know the magnetic field of My Pulsar is about 100 billion times as strong as the magnetic field of the Earth?? Actually, i'm exaggerating a bit. It is only 1 billion times as strong. Most pulsars spin once every second or so; the slowest has a period of about 4 seconds, but the fastest yet discovered (which happens to be mine) spins on its axis more than 600 million times a second. Actually, i've just caught myself exaggerating again. It is only 600 times a second, but we're working on making it more impressive. Imagine a ball of stuff the size of Lucy Cortina's left... Novelty, yet containing as much mass as our Sun, spinning once every 1.6 milliseconds and there you'll have some idea just what My Pulsar is like... ...Once again i've managed to exaggerate the facts and for that you have my apologies. You would only have to imagine a ball of stuff the size of Mt Everest... nothing so immeasurably gigantic as the aforementioned... Novelty. By the bye, Roger Blandford, of Caltech, has estimated that there may be more than 100 million isolated blackholes across our Milky Way galaxy... and that the nearest one may indeed be much further away than we'd all like to hope it could be.
10 Mar 2003	Michael Mackellar+Tori Amos Forever!!!	Has anyone ever heard a song called ~HOME~ by Sheryl Crow???
10 Mar 2003	Jack Waters	Brain death by cell phone waves
10 Mar 2003	Michael Mackellar	AND SO... i AM NOT THE ONE WHO IS TO BECOME LORD OF MY OWN LIFE. BUT MERELY A FRAIL THREAD TO BE SPUN UPON THE CALICO OF HISTORY. SO, i AM JUST ANOTHER RUN-OF-THE-FOCKING-MILL ENGOD. WELL... THANK HEAVENS i CAN CUT A THREAD. No. Please don't fret. i'm well aware that Selbstmord at this pointless point would only prove to be an act of redundance... It is obvious to me that i've been quite perfectly dead since the atrocity of my own conception took place.
10 Mar 2003	cole	why kill yourself? To show a weakness so great to do that is unforgivable power is made by yourself not given of received
10 Mar 2003	Toto le zéro	Une bonne méthode c'est de piller la pharmacie de tous les sédatifs et somnifères possibles. Tu les avales, et hop tu vas te baigner. Quand les médocs feront effet, tu coules et tu te noies sans t'en rendre compte.
09 Mar 2003	angel	there are many ways to do this. one is get a piece of broken glass and cut your wrists as deep as you can down the vein. injest as many pills as you can find no matter what they are and dont eat. stop eating and lock yourself somewhere where noone will find you for a while. grind up glass into a very fine powder and put it in your food and eat it. it will go into your blood stream and slice open your veins from the inside out. hurts a bit tho. drink as many bottles of nail polish remover as you can. take the cover plate off an outlet and take off the outlet, cut back the insulation, wrap the bare wires around a fork or some thing metal and hold on as long as you can.
09 Mar 2003	Lucy Cortina	Swallowing chunks is no problem for me, it used to be how I made my living. It's just that I'm not quite as inter-lectual as some people here. And I do believe that Danny Keaton of Super Sexy Spy Sex is tracking me for my new mission... I'm on the run, don't you know.
09 Mar 2003	Mouchette	And if I may add something to what Lucy Cortina just asked you, please Michael, put some returns in your text, so that we don't have to swallow such big chunks in one piece.
09 Mar 2003	Lucy Cortina	I've only just swallowed my medication Michael, I can only understand things in Teletubby terms at the minute. Could you maybe write in larger letters, possibly with some colourful pictures, just for lil' me? The girls (the girls being my boobs) would much appreciate it too :)
08 Mar 2003	Serenity	I'd say hanging, because it usually kills you immediately, unless your neck doesn't break and then you have to choke to death.
08 Mar 2003	what?	WOW. i haven't been in in a while.. now i came here just cuz i'm bored.. not really suicidal and hate the world anymore.. you guys can get through it, u can do it. it really isn't that hard, and can be FUN! if u pursue an interest, get interested in something!!. and consume alcohol in moderate amounts only! if u feel u have to drink at all
07 Mar 2003	morbid angel	tie a shoelace around your neck when you go to the bathroom. make sure the door is locked too
06 Mar 2003	Steven Morrissey-Mackellar	"In Search of Lost Time" is an amazing... volume of novels. If you wish to waste your life, productively, convince yourself to read through them all. Proust is surely the ultimate Authority on dyslocated time.
05 Mar 2003	Dominique Mackellar	[IT'S NOT] i keep going round and round on the same old circuit/a wire travels underground to a vacant lot/where something i can't see interrupts the current/and shrinks the picture down to a tiny dot/and from behind the screen it can look so perfect/but it's not//So here i'm sitting in my car at the same old stoplight/i keep waiting for a sign but i don't know what/so red turns into green turning into yellow/but i'm just frozen here on the same old spot/and all i have to do is to press the pedal/but i'm not//People are tricky/you can't afford to show/anything risky/anything they don't know/the moment you try/kiss it Goodbye//So Abbie, kiss me like a drug/like a respirator/and let me fall into the dream of the astronaut/where i get lost in space that goes on forever/and you make all the rest just an afterthought/and i believe it's you who could make it better/though it's not ~Aimee
04 Mar 2003	Hold on!!!	okay, one more time, alcohol and drugs is NOT a good way to kill yourself as it can lead to painful kidney damage without killing you or you might end up choking on your own spit. If you can access the internet do a little research
03 Mar 2003	jasen stewart	Let's get down to the proverbial brass tacks gentlemen. There is no need to stygmatize suicide as some form of heretical injustice to society and the people around you. In fact, suicide has the noble distinction of being the ultimate act of self-determination.