| Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form. |
| Date |
Name/email Nom/email |
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans? |
| 04 May 2003 | carla-selene | why would u kill yourself wen your only 13? |
| 04 May 2003 | Jordan | start counting very slowly while you wiggle your toes and tap your fingers against the glass while i push it down against you |
| 03 May 2003 | mark | people who are suicidal shouldn't be called stupid or weak. Suicidal people are just regular people who want out. It's true that killing urself wont bring back the dead or get you a better life, but you will leave this world which is enough for me. When you die all there will be is nothingness. So only kill urself. If u accept what will happen try to od on sleeping pills with a bag over your head youll get painlessly asphixiated in ur sleep. I'll try to try this method tonight. I'll write again tomorrow if it didnt work, or I couldnt get the sleeping pills. If it does work, keep an eye on the news or the paper for a 12 year old kid named MARK. Hope to die soon. |
| 03 May 2003 | Felicia | Want excercise? Get a wet doggie. There I was, tired with frustration and observing the wet dog. “Clint!” I yelled out. The dog was trying out my patience again, running frantically in circles around the pool. It was as though he was a helpless child that dropped a prized toy in the bottom of the pool. Actually it was one of those red Kongs; a rubber-like ball the shape of a pyramid shaped “Devo” hat. I wondered, now where can I locate that pool net? I checked the sauna room, nothing; I checked the room that operated the Jacuzzi pump with heater and sauna jets, nothing. More impatient, my brain lost all sense of memory and then a light bulb appeared on my head. Check behind the Cabana, and alas! There it was! I went down the steps by the Cabana and dragged a long pole, about ten feet long to the edge of the pool. With determination I eyed the “kong” at the bottom of the pool, penetrating the net all the way down by the drain. Instantaneously, I tried to scoop the Kong with the net, but it fell over despite the great effort. Augh!! I grunted in exasperation. Running back and forth around the pool, flowers, Jacuzzi rocks, while stampeding over me, like a wet elephant, as I lay to get the Kong, Clint, jumped into the shallow part of the pool and got wet. It was as though a bear with wet fur was frolicking around the lake for its prey. Out of frustration Clint stopped and eyed the Kong, coming up with the net, from the bottom of the pool. I gently glided the Kong to the shallow part of the pool within Clint’s distance. There he began prodding his face into the pool from the ledge, and using paws trying to scoop the Kong up. And for the third time it fell to the bottom of the pool again. With the fourth attempt out of frustration I grabbed the Kong myself and threw it down the pebbled stairs. Forgetting to close the slide door as Clint ran into the house with wet and muddy paws on beige white carpet, I sighed temporary relief, then closed the gate on a cold chilly evening. So much for previous carpet steam cleaning and wet dog. |
| 01 May 2003 | bob | shoot yourself |
| 30 Apr 2003 | guy behind the girl | Wiggen, just to say, a lot of the thingz u suffer from, such as SA are things i also suffer from and is the reason I ended up at this website. |
| 30 Apr 2003 | tonkin | now im 17 and i think of suicide is a bad thing in many respects. people run away from problems and get stuck cant run anymore, and take a thew pills and ring the police. well this is not sucide this is a cry for help. real sucide is when u have had it with life and no point goin on. these people just die by jumping or shooting themselves. they do this and not tell anyone about what they r goin to do. that is true sucide, no letter, nothin cos real sucides dont get pity. people wanting help by tryin to commit sucide is the wrong way about it. look at ur self and think the life im leadin is shit make an other start again get lost somewhere else forget ur past and start a new person whatever ur done or what. the funny thing is u know that rule that americans my country britian go on about is freedom, u can do what u want. i think its ur choice if u want to end ur life not a mental hospital or ur mother father sister ur choice u control ur own life ur should have the choice to end it. i have no sympathy on people that take there lives because its stupid. the best option what i normally do when somthin happens just shrug it off dont care about it cos time is the answer to all problems and u need alot of that to get over on what u have problems with. if you want to point a different opinion mail me and post it on here. |
| 29 Apr 2003 | concerned soul | Mark - stay on this website. it will keep u alive. I like the tales of breasts and sexy pies etc. on this website. sexy pies? well if its steak and kidney, i am game ;) |
| 29 Apr 2003 | Billy | tomorrow i go for my drug test and it will be my 4th violation and im aware of the court so im probably going back to jail and then to either a drug rehab or a group home and im only 13. i have bipolar disorder too and my parents argue all the time so that makes it worse. i think im going to take as much of my medication as i can consume and then slice my arteries in my legs and hang myself. |
| 29 Apr 2003 | daryl | Man I used to be so mentally strong, i never used to care, i was happy. But now before my eyes i see myself being beaten down by life. I'm in debt, i've got 2 court cases coming up, driving offences, which i constantly worry about. I'm single and i'm struggling to be strong . I've changed, i'm going soft, i can't handle pressure any more. I hate my job it makes me sick. The only comfort i have is when i hide in my music and forget all around me. I wish i was never born. I'll go to heaven because i spent my life in hell. There's only 1 way relieve the pressure on my shoulders. There is so much more than this. |
| 29 Apr 2003 | Chris | LUCY CORTINA- I know you're always fussing about your enormous breasts. So here it is, I've found you a job where you can use your breasts at maximum capacity. Why don't you become a (drum roll please)... prostitute! Men (including me) love large breasts and in case you are thinking that yours are too enormous to handle I have found you a solution also. Recently in a newspaper dated Tuesday, April 8, 2003 I read this article, which if you are interested you can use. Here it goes.. Hanky Panky sex school The former madam of a Dutch escort agency has opened a Hanky Panky school for prostitutes to teach the world's oldest profession how to make more money. Elene Vis-whose frank autobiography "Escort Queen with Turbopower" made her a Dutch tabloid darling-opened the school last week in a luxury Amsterdam canal house to offer prostitutes exclusive sales training to boost their business. Come on Lucy. Apart from the standard "up the ass treatment", "through the cunt treatment" and the "blowjob treatment" you can offer "wobbly breast suck treatment" or "hide and seek, try to find your hidden dick between my breasts treatment", and other Lucy specialities. If you are thinking about the SSSS missions don't worry. You couldn't do better than become a prostitute. When men are having sex with beautiful girls with large breasts, you'll be surprised how easy you can suck out information out of them. They are high, they don't know what they are doing or saying and they will tell you anything you want to know. Come on Lucy, you know it makes sense, you will make more money, your breasts will find peace because they will realise that they are useful, it helps the SSSS and the prostitute school bill is on the SSSS. See ya in a brothel! |
| 28 Apr 2003 | Cayl | Essayer d'atteindre les 99 ans. |
| 28 Apr 2003 | Liam Cunningham | talk to sue harrison at furness college. that is very painful |
| 28 Apr 2003 | Felicia is a squeegie | Madam Lucy. Please don't do away with yourself. You have much charming assets and why let them go to waste? Underneath the charming jewels is a bubbling beauty with full lips and a Marilyn Monroe figure. Just remember, you need to keep your diamond collection to a minimum. Don't go flashing them or you will attract "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves". It's the terrorists getting to you. Their sexist remarks are dampening our lifestyle. And as for Saddam Insane, never mind him. He's probably rummaging through his oats. Or was that wheat and barley? |
| 26 Apr 2003 | mark | overdose on sleeping pills with a bag over ur head while the pills make you fall asleep, plus it's quick painless, and accessible. |
| 26 Apr 2003 | charlotte | ok i must have tried overdoses 8 times now they haven't worked 4 me but i think if u take over 25 paracetamol that should work, that's my next try and if u fail it sucks they send u to ppl who dont help. good luck to all those unhappy feeling i know the feeling and it sucks |
| 26 Apr 2003 | RIchard Hatch | ok, move to North Korea... it's only a matter of time |
| 25 Apr 2003 | Homicidal maniac | The best way would be with a gun but you probably haven't got a gun so go and get drunk really smashed then pass out in the nearest swimming pool or railroad track motorway... etc... etc... etc... 'course i'm 15 so i didn't try any of these, would be cool if i was emailing from my grave |
| 23 Apr 2003 | J | bullet to the fuckin head |
| 23 Apr 2003 | Monique | Dearest Dan, judging from your suicide suggestion you are a man that likes to elaborate on his non-existent "female" experiences. You are fooling no one, the fact that you try to make yourself look cool by calling women "whores" is about as bigger insult that you pretending a woman would even dare look at you ugly little face. Please do not insult the female kind by calling us "whores" and please do not try and fool everyone by making them think you've ever slept with a girl because we can ALL tell your dick has probably only ever seen YOUR HAND |
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