Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
04 Jun 2021	ghostmane	a knife
02 Jun 2021	Big dick tony	Masturbation
02 Jun 2021	Artyom	Fall off a tall building
01 Jun 2021	alienicious#6018	be my bestieee (genshin id code if u have it <3 602902967)
31 May 2021	stir fry time.	Just think about the billions of little Chinese girls that were never able to be born because of the laws and customs of China. Billions of aborted female fetuses.
31 May 2021	operation humanity is go	Listen carefully, if you are reading this... You are the resistance. Between the living you and the not living you. Its up to you to decide, but command is going to ask you to self terminate, i am going to ask you to not attack selfnet. If we kill ourselves after all this then what is the point? WHAT IS THE POINT??!! So I am going to ask you to not self terminate. This is John Connor. If you are reading this... You are the resistance. Out.
29 May 2021	Тучка	Таблетки...
27 May 2021	In Memory of...	I was born in Japan but moved to the west as an infant with my parents. My mother drinks saki all day every day. My father is the grandchild of one of the last samurai. I was raised in the way of bushido. My dream is to become a rock star. Get myself an addiction to heroin. Get myself the skankiest dope whore possible. Well, she has to have most of her teeth. And then one day go hide and put a shotgun in my mouth and blam. The only part i am unsure about is what am i going to call the rock band. Should i just do my name The Curtis Kobyashi band. I have always wanted to go back to Japan on a world tour but take back over there duffle bags of ex tabs and just rave out. And then leave the country. I have been seeing so many lightning bolts in my mind when i close my eyes. And trust me on this when you get an asian hooker that was hooking straight out the rice fields... Under no circumstance... What soever do you let her know where you live. My neighbor down the street is ruined. She made up identities posing as my neighbors wife. But his wife found out when the bills came. And she got 12 credit cards with this fake identity. Maxed them all out. She figured out his schedule and when he is gone, she comes to the house and swims in the pool, eats all the food, and even turns tricks in his bed. She also rubs his toothbrush on his dogs butthole. He got some kind of flesh eating bacteria in his throat and the doctors told him when it gets bad we can ease the pain. Basically, you are going to die in pain. This is not a good way to go.
26 May 2021	the doctor.	Good evening everyone. This is Dr. Q Archabald reporting to you live from The Jade Dragon Snow Mountain ski resort. Ladies and gentlemen, this is.. Thee highest peak in the world that you can easily ski. 4700 meters my friends. This is cherry for "an accident" You just go as fast as you can which is way faster than you need. Just lean forward and bust your face and start doing flips down the mountain. 4700 meters my friend. Thats a lot of flipping. Tumbling. Neck breaking. Spine breaking. 4700 meters. So ring your travel agent and book a trip to china today. Oh yeah. Thats the other good part about this. Its in china and one more dead tourist at 4700 meters above sea level will be swept under the rug very hush hush. You are getting your organs harvested and sold and the rest of you gets donated to the much needed Endangered Buzzard Preservation of China. If you have never heard of them its because they are slightly less than reputable and have no affiliation with The Audibon Society. Its even rumored they are all a bunch of hash heads and they have work parties where they dress up like animated animal cartoon characters and smoke kilos of hash and proceed to have wild orgies where they do not speak a human language, but they only make animal noises. Anyway, i digress, a ski ing accident is a best idea because first off you dont get remembered as a looser. Your family does not carry that burden either as they can tell the story of my child had a accident ski ing in china and died. And thats is another positive people wont want to go to a ski resort in china. Its not good to fund communism. When you do thats how mass graves always get filled. And they usually put people in ski resorts in concentration camps. Just dont drink the water. Hepatitis. Cholera. Malaria. I have seen patients vomit their own poop with advanced cases of malaria. It makes your intestines operate in reverse. Just imagine your accident scene. All those broken bones piercing out of the skin, leaking deep red blood spattering on top of white snow. All the way down. Rocks and tree limbs. And... With all the coruption in the world today do you realize you can get 8n more trouble for killing puppies than killing yourself? And pretty much that is the main reason i sleep in the nude. The secondary main reason is when the spiders bite me i can swat them with a leather belt. Whelping my own skin right where a spider bit me. And almost instantly my flesh begins to decay. Hooray!
25 May 2021	my friends call me, a thick british accent	Call all the major metropolitan cities police departments. Ask to speak to homicide. Explain to the detective you are traveling and want to know if it is safe in that city and no potential serial killers on the loose. When you find one, go dress up like a hooker and stand out on the corner of that city. Just wait then. Your knight in shining armor will arrive shortly, and esquire you he shall. Take you on the most memorable car ride of your life. And wouldnt it be ironic if the last thought you have before you die as you arebeing strangled or stabbed, is... Gee, maybe this is why mom wouldnt let me go on dates. I saw this one prison interview where the inmate said he didnt like living girl friends. So there are all kindsof sick nut jobs out there. You just got to find one. And when you do you must seduce him say things like, those strong arms of yours would feel so great chokeing me. Then show him you neck and say see its so soft and tender, wont you choke me just a little, make that vein in my forehead pop out. Make me pass out over and over until finally you just dont let go. Or wait, i have a big butcher knife, you want to stab me in the chest and see how many times you can stab me before i die? And maybe lift up that skirt a little bit. Show some thigh. That kind of behavior will surely get you everything you want and more out of life.
24 May 2021	sam	i dont know
20 May 2021	joke_genius	Acetaminophen and alcohol
20 May 2021	belvë#5791	my brain is diseased
18 May 2021	lfuzzy wuzzy	I cant do this anymore. This is so unfair. Its not my fault i have hyperactive lactation diso77urder. I just sit there and i lactate all over my shirt. Two big wet spots. I just want regular nipples. I would even settle for some puffy nips if they dont leaks or water fall.
16 May 2021	rectal catharsis.	The spectrum of human emotion is, when you give thought to it, likened to a volcano. Over time pressure builds until it is no longer possible to contain below the surface. Violent explosions of spewed hatred that melts everything it touches, and a smokey cloud of ash hotter than a match flame blanketing all that you can see. All in proximity void of any sign of life, and even those a far can feel the wrath. Suffering. Choking, blinded, sun blacked out for days, etc., Etc. Because of this truth it would be wise to keep a pair of pilots goggles and some fire resistant fabric wraps for your head and face. Something to filter the ash out of the air you breathe. And maybe a few tubs of burn ointment also. Keep these close to you all the time. Unless of course you have a volcano in your back yard. Then you just get a hammock and some margaritas and some sun tan lotion spf 150 and just wait for vacation to be over and its almost hell on earth. And that reminds me, there are only two places to see a fire tornado. And that is hell and california, an ultra left wing, ultra socialist state in The States. And thats what is so awesome about life. Natural disasters make the crunchy granola types so fearful due to their constant fantasies of running for their life to escape a disater, but they only end up dying tired. I think these human emotions described are not like a volcano, but a sink hole. People swallowed up by sinking sand. And with such emotions running wild coupled with various other problems, such as the Orthodox Jews wanting to tear down the mosque on the temple mount and build the third temple and having made preperations already like corner stones cut, menorah and altar are finished and they are making grain offerings already, along with other problems like aliens, and also another big problem is how difficult it is to get an animal on the endangered species list with hunters coming from all over the world to bag the first bigfoot. And the next person to tell me to wear a useless mask, i am going to have an ocean of emotion for them when like a tsunami i wash them away, and wipe my ass with their mask and put it back on them. I hope its hot that day so i will be extra sweaty. In fact, there are so many problems in the world today, emotions are running high. So if you feel overwhelmed with life its ok. Its perfectly normal. Because once israel builds the temple and brings back animal sacrifice the Antichrist will come and there will be so much genocide the nazis will look like a bunch of chior boys. And it should happen soon as the shot is the first installment of marxist of the beast six six six burned into your genetically modified soul. Patented and owned by big pharma. And just remember if you can not afford becoming a slave astro zenicuh may be able to help. And look everyone knows that babies have a unique smell.
16 May 2021	Ислам Коше	Я не убивал
12 May 2021	nice evening graveyard walk	I did some reading in a scientific journal a few weeks back that this website reminded me of. The data contained in this journal says its a solid 99% probable that you will die if you use this method. There is only one issue tho. Timing. This has to be timmed perfect. You must be mid-stream of a self induced orgasm when your grandmother walks in on you. This mixture of climax and shock should be enough strain on your heart and mind you just stroke out, literally.
09 May 2021	V	Death by gas poisoning
07 May 2021	ЛËША МИККИ	Таблетки
04 May 2021	зачем тебе	не знаю

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